| [00:05.98] | 甲：您大概喜欢照相吧？ |
| [00:12.02] | 乙：哟，您怎么看出来的？ |
| [00:15.74] | 甲：因为您这人形象很有特点。 |
| [00:19.83] | 乙：我们那儿比我好看的人倒是不多。 |
| [00:26.25] | 甲：好象哪个电影里的演员象您。 |
| [00:30.53] | 乙：他们说我这和和气气的劲儿象孙喜旺。 |
| [00:35.18] | 甲：喜旺不如您。 |
| [00:40.85] | 乙：也有人说我象林道静。 |
| [00:45.25] | 甲：你是男的，是女的？ |
| [00:47.52] | 乙：一夸我，我也闹不清了，反正是个演员。 |
| [00:52.55] | 甲：我看过您不少照片。 |
| [00:55.13] | 乙：我爱照相嘛。 |
| [00:57.69] | 甲：前年，粉碎“四人帮”后几天，您穿一套新的制服，照过一张相。 |
| [01:04.55] | 乙：那是纪念咱们获得第二次解放照的。 |
| [01:12.79] | 甲：五八年，您穿着劳动布夹克，照过一张相。 |
| [01:17.20] | 乙：那是纪念大跃进我火线入党照的。 |
| [01:20.72] | 甲：四八年，您穿一身工作服，照过一张相。 |
| [01:24.31] | 乙：那是纪念我参加革命工作照的。 |
| [01:27.14] | 甲：二八年，您什么都没穿，照过一张相。 |
| [01:30.66] | 乙：那是……我什么都没穿哪？ |
| [01:37.08] | 甲：上面写着“周岁纪念”嘛！ |
| [01:40.86] | 乙：那时我刚一岁。 |
| [01:45.70] | 甲：反正你断奶了。 |
| [01:48.54] | 乙：你提我小时候干吗？ |
| [01:50.61] | 甲：通过这可以看出照相是咱们生活中的一个乐趣。 |
| [01:56.09] | 乙：广大人民都喜欢。 |
| [01:58.10] | 甲：既纪念生活中美好的画面，又丰富了生活的内容。 |
| [02:02.26] | 乙：也很有纪念意义。 |
| [02:03.58] | 甲：您那几张照片除去构图优美、色调柔和以外，有个最大的特点。 |
| [02:12.13] | 乙：什么呢？ |
| [02:13.58] | 甲：没有一张是哭着的。 |
| [02:15.85] | 乙：嗐！谁照相都是笑模样。 |
| [02:19.82] | 甲：嗯，我就不是。 |
| [02:22.27] | 乙：你哭着照？ |
| [02:23.78] | 甲：比哭还难看。 |
| [02:25.29] | 乙：什么样？ |
| [02:26.61] | 甲：呲着牙，咧着嘴，脖子冲南眼朝北。这样儿。（表情） |
| [02:32.40] | 乙：嗐！是比哭还寒碜。你怎么这模样儿？ |
| [02:36.24] | 甲：我这模样儿？你要是赶我那时候去照相馆，照出来比我还难看。 |
| [02:43.03] | 乙：你什么时候去的？ |
| [02:45.99] | 甲：林彪、“四人帮”大刮形式主义妖风的时候。 |
| [02:50.21] | 乙：那也不至于那样儿啊？ |
| [02:53.81] | 甲：谁愿意照那样儿的相？那时候受林彪、“四人帮”的干扰，思想是非全都乱了。你拿大清早我进照相馆来说吧，坐着好几个工作人员，没一人儿理我。 |
| [03:08.34] | 乙：你主动招呼。 |
| [03:13.19] | 甲：主动招呼也不理。 |
| [03:14.26] | 乙：客气一点。 |
| [03:14.63] | 甲：怎么客气？ |
| [03:15.64] | 乙：你这样儿：“同志，劳您驾，我照张相。” |
| [03:17.91] | 甲：（冲乙努嘴） |
| [03:20.74] | 乙：同志，我照张相。 |
| [03:23.95] | 甲：——（努嘴） |
| [03:26.84] | 乙：冲我努嘴干什么？ |
| [03:28.16] | 甲：这还是柜台里一位同志，偷偷跟我努的哪能。我顺着方向一瞅，墙上有一张纸，上头写着四个字：“顾客须知”。 |
| [03:38.36] | 乙：什么内容？ |
| [03:39.87] | 甲：我给你念念：“凡到我革命照相馆，拍革命照片的革命同志，进我革命门，问革命话，须先呼口号，如革命群众不呼革命口号，则革命职工坚决以革命态度不给革命回答。致革命敬礼。” |
| [03:59.19] | 乙：真够“革命”的。那时候是那样，进门得这样说：“‘为人民服务’，同志，问您点事。” |
| [04:26.23] | 甲：“‘要斗私批修’！你说吧！” |
| [04:31.07] | 乙：“‘灭资兴无’，我照张相。” |
| [04:33.96] | 甲：“‘破私立公’，照几吋？” |
| [04:36.10] | 乙：“‘革命无罪’，三吋的。” |
| [04:37.68] | 甲：“‘造反有理’，您拿钱！” |
| [04:39.50] | 乙：“‘突出政治’，多少钱？” |
| [04:41.14] | 甲：“‘立竿见影’，一块三。” |
| [04:42.65] | 乙：“‘批判反动权威’！给您钱。” |
| [04:51.77] | 甲：“‘反对金钱挂帅’！给您票。” |
| [04:53.60] | 乙：“‘横扫一切牛鬼蛇神’！谢谢！” |
| [04:55.86] | 甲：“‘狠斗私字一闪念’！不用了。” |
| [04:57.82] | 乙：“‘灵魂深处闹革命’！在哪儿照相？” |
| [05:00.02] | 甲：“‘为公前进一步死’！往前走！” |
| [05:01.97] | 乙：“为公前进一步死”，我这就完了？ |
| [05:09.20] | 甲：“那也不许‘为私后退半步生’！” |
| [05:12.48] | 乙：我还回不来了！这不是搞庸俗化么！ |
| [05:17.51] | 甲：那时候可不能这么说。林彪、“四人帮”搞法西斯专政，谁敢这么说，轻则揪斗游街，重则入狱判刑哪能！ |
| [05:29.85] | 乙：疯狂镇压人民。 |
| [05:32.49] | 甲：外头这儿刚完事，一进照相馆，摄影师冲我……（努嘴） |
| [05:41.37] | 乙：干什么？ |
| [05:43.32] | 甲：（努嘴） |
| [05:44.95] | 乙：噢，让你上那边去。 |
| [05:47.28] | 甲：我一看，墙根前站着四个人。 |
| [05:48.17] | 乙：这是干什么？ |
| [05:49.61] | 甲：（低头嘟囔） |
| [05:50.27] | 乙：嘟囔什么呢？ |
| [06:06.51] | 甲：默诵“老三篇”。 |
| [06:09.41] | 乙：照相得背“老三篇”？ |
| [06:14.44] | 甲：我一想，我也过去吧！ |
| [06:18.28] | 乙：你会背吗？ |
| [06:21.87] | 甲：反正是默诵，我照着半个钟头一篇，站一个半钟头吧。 |
| [06:28.04] | 乙：好嘛。 |
| [06:29.86] | 甲：背完了，我说：“摄影师同志，我照相。” |
| [06:33.38] | 乙：他怎么说的？ |
| [06:35.02] | 甲：（努嘴） |
| [06:35.90] | 乙：这都什么毛病？ |
| [06:37.41] | 甲：我一看这照相室真热闹。 |
| [06:39.74] | 乙：顾客不少。 |
| [06:41.50] | 甲：可没一个照相的。 |
| [06:42.95] | 乙：那都干什么呢？ |
| [06:44.27] | 甲：练习照相姿势呢。 |
| [06:45.53] | 乙：这普通照片还要什么姿势？ |
| [06:48.61] | 甲：摄影师告诉大家：“根据上级指示，所有照相的同志一律是标准姿势。” |
| [06:57.80] | 乙：什么标准姿势？ |
| [07:00.51] | 甲：这样。（作手持语录，僵硬的侧头姿势） |
| [07:15.47] | 乙：老人照相？ |
| [07:16.60] | 甲：也这样。 |
| [07:17.48] | 乙：小孩照相？ |
| [07:18.17] | 甲：也这样。 |
| [07:21.82] | 乙：这还真够练一阵子的。 |
| [07:24.15] | 甲：所以一屋子人没一个照相的，全都练这个呢。 |
| [07:27.94] | 乙：照相室改体操馆了。 |
| [07:35.43] | 甲：旁边有一位老大娘，练着练着觉得不对劲了：“同志，大娘这老胳膊老腿的，可有点顶不往，再练一会儿，大娘就不找你照了。” |
| [07:49.71] | 乙：那找谁照？ |
| [07:50.85] | 甲：“找大夫照。” |
| [07:51.92] | 乙：大夫？ |
| [07:52.17] | 甲：“照照 X 光看看骨头折没折？” |
| [07:56.38] | 乙：嗐！赶紧给老太太照吧。 |
| [08:03.49] | 甲：摄影师同志一想：大娘这么大岁数了也是，可不这么照连胶卷都不给冲，我这也担风险。“这么着大娘，您哪……” |
| [08:17.09] | 乙：“我坐着就行。” |
| [08:21.18] | 甲：“哟，那不行，那是追求舒适享受，容易出修正主义。” |
| [08:27.79] | 乙：“那我站不住哇！” |
| [08:30.37] | 甲：“我给您找根东西。” |
| [08:32.69] | 乙：“捌棍儿。” |
| [08:33.89] | 甲：“红缨枪。” |
| [08:35.34] | 乙：“拄红缨枪？” |
| [08:37.54] | 甲：“您别拄呀！” |
| [08:39.74] | 乙：“我拿着。” |
| [08:41.82] | 甲：“你扛着！再摆上个刺杀姿势，我给您题上字儿：‘大娘银枪刺青天’。” |
| [08:49.62] | 乙：“嗯，刺完我上八宝山。” |
| [08:53.27] | 甲：连着教老太太三个刺杀动作，再看老太太…… |
| [08:58.56] | 乙：照好了。 |
| [08:59.37] | 甲：抽筋了！ |
| [09:00.57] | 乙：多新鲜呀！ |
| [09:02.21] | 甲：好容易大娘照完，有一位顾客拿着票，这么着就过来了。 |
| [09:09.57] | 乙：怎么回事？ |
| [09:10.58] | 甲：打小落的毛病。 |
| [09:14.86] | 乙：噢，脖子歪。 |
| [09:16.55] | 甲：“同志，我照张相。” |
| [09:18.76] | 乙：“您得来这姿势。” |
| [09:22.16] | 甲：“行。” |
| [09:26.81] | 乙：“不行，脖子得转过来。” |
| [09:32.85] | 甲：人说了：“您当那么容易哪？我扎六年针都没扎过来，您说转就转过来？凑和照吧！” |
| [09:41.22] | 乙：快照吧。 |
| [09:49.40] | 甲：摄影师是个好心肠：“您看您脖子怎么非这么歪着。我看您这种情况得照顾，这样吧，您拿着这本《红旗》杂志，照一张为革命而学习的相，既突出政治内容，又弥补了您的缺陷。” |
| [10:02.36] | 乙：这倒是个好主意。 |
| [10:03.81] | 甲：结果照了一张这样的相。（低头看书的姿势） |
| [10:06.08] | 乙：这姿势还不错。 |
| [10:08.53] | 甲：不错什么呀？这位顾客连相片都没取。 |
| [10:10.86] | 乙：怎么呢？ |
| [10:12.18] | 甲：光照脑门儿没模样儿。 |
| [10:14.82] | 乙：嗨！ |
| [10:15.77] | 甲：我在旁边看不下去了：“摄影师同志，您能不能不加这些东西，生活照片加这么多内容，不大合适。” |
| [10:27.16] | 乙：他怎么说的？ |
| [10:28.92] | 甲：又冲我一努嘴儿，我一看，又是一张“顾客须知”：“本照相馆特规定二十个不照，请革命顾客遵照执行。” |
| [10:43.77] | 乙：嗬，这二十个不照什么内容？ |
| [10:47.17] | 甲：“侧面相不照、逆光相不照、烫发不照、梳小辫子不照、带红领巾不照、穿舞蹈服装不照、穿花衣服不照、眼睛小一点儿不照、鼻子高一点儿不照……” |
| [11:00.07] | 乙：你等等，鼻子高怎么不照？ |
| [11:01.58] | 甲：估计大概鼻子高容易引起里通外国的嫌疑。 |
| [11:09.89] | 乙：啊？你也是胡联系。 |
| [11:12.97] | 甲：咱也不明白是怎么回事呀！ |
| [11:15.30] | 乙：你问问。 |
| [11:16.81] | 甲：摄影师说：“你这都不理解，这里有政治原因。” |
| [11:23.23] | 乙：什么政治原因？ |
| [11:25.18] | 甲：“您想这不是明摆着吗？这是因为……那什么……我们也稀里糊涂。” |
| [11:32.35] | 乙：他也说不清楚。 |
| [11:34.12] | 甲：后来我一聊，他也说出点理由。 |
| [11:37.07] | 乙：逆光相为什么不照？ |
| [11:40.41] | 甲：逆光相发黑，象征着黑暗。 |
| [11:43.49] | 乙：挨得上吗！带红领巾？ |
| [11:45.57] | 甲：那是复旧。 |
| [11:47.14] | 乙：穿花衣服？ |
| [11:48.21] | 甲：那是低级趣味。 |
| [11:50.16] | 乙：烫发？ |
| [11:51.36] | 甲：资产阶级生活方式。 |
| [11:53.06] | 乙：梳小辫儿？ |
| [11:54.63] | 甲：缺乏革命精神。 |
| [11:56.08] | 乙：梳髻儿？ |
| [11:57.08] | 甲：政治上幼稚。 |
| [11:58.66] | 乙：梳纂儿？ |
| [12:00.10] | 甲：封建社会的残余。 |
| [12:02.18] | 乙：嘿！那女同志只有剃秃头啦？ |
| [12:07.72] | 甲：也是无巧不成书，这时候，进来两位姑娘，腰系大皮带，脚蹬大马靴，一人剃一个锃光瓦亮的光头！ |
| [12:19.05] | 乙：嘿！ |
| [12:21.06] | 甲：“摄影师同志，我们俩要照一张革命造反光头像。” |
| [12:25.97] | 乙：这给照吗？ |
| [12:31.19] | 甲：照啦！俩姑娘前脚出了照相馆，后脚进了疯人院。 |
| [12:39.69] | 乙：怎么回事？ |
| [12:41.51] | 甲：一打听，敢情是神经病。 |
| [12:43.08] | 乙：我说呢，正常人没有这么干的。 |
| [12:46.29] | 甲：我一看，这地方比电影院可强多了。 |
| [12:52.15] | 乙：怎么？ |
| [12:54.47] | 甲：当时电影院就那八个电影来回倒。 |
| [12:57.37] | 乙：这儿呢？ |
| [12:58.56] | 甲：这么会儿我看了四五出新戏了！ |
| [13:01.33] | 乙：对啦，又是喜剧。 |
| [13:05.23] | 甲：不，也有悲剧。 |
| [13:06.49] | 乙：怎么有悲剧？ |
| [13:07.63] | 甲：俩新婚夫妇，要照结婚照，笑不叽儿地坐那儿。 |
| [13:14.67] | 乙：青年人高兴嘛。 |
| [13:15.68] | 甲：“不许笑！上边规定结婚相不许嘻皮笑脸，你们为革命而结婚，为斗争而结合，要想到世界上还有三分之二的受苦人，要为他解放他们而照结婚相。” |
| [13:28.39] | 乙：这结婚相还具有历史性意义了。 |
| [13:34.43] | 甲：两人严肃起来，照了一张。 |
| [13:38.65] | 乙：好嘛！ |
| [13:39.66] | 甲：俩青年进来时圆脸儿。 |
| [13:40.35] | 乙：出去呢？ |
| [13:40.66] | 甲：改长脸了，女的直埋怨男的：“你瞧你照相那模样儿，撇着嘴跟受多大委屈似的，人家笑，那嘴角儿都冲上，你倒好，拧着。照结婚相有你那模样儿的吗？” |
| [14:06.65] | 乙：男的赶紧安慰吧！ |
| [14:11.43] | 甲：“其实我也知道我那样儿不好，想按你要求改，我一看你那模样儿。” |
| [14:21.50] | 乙：怎么样？ |
| [14:22.01] | 甲：“你还不如我呢！” |
| [14:23.14] | 乙：嗐！ |
| [14:24.34] | 甲：女的一听：“咱们走吧！” |
| [14:29.43] | 乙：快回家吧！ |
| [14:29.81] | 甲：“上法院吧！” |
| [14:30.56] | 乙：干什么？ |
| [14:31.32] | 甲：“咱离婚算了！” |
| [14:32.58] | 乙：离婚了。 |
| [14:35.47] | 甲：虽然这是气话，可为照相吵了一架，您说这是不是悲剧？ |
| [14:39.31] | 乙：形式主义害人不浅。 |
| [14:41.64] | 甲：我一看这情况，原来如此！我干脆…… |
| [14:45.42] | 乙：你照吧！ |
| [14:45.73] | 甲：我走吧。 |
| [14:46.05] | 乙：怎么走啦？ |
| [14:47.37] | 甲：早上八点来的，现在都四点半了。 |
| [14:50.51] | 乙：溜溜儿一天。 |
| [14:51.71] | 甲：刚到门那儿，有人把我拦住了。（努嘴） |
| [14:56.24] | 乙：又干什么？ |
| [14:58.19] | 甲：我一看，噢，下班了，顾客、职工站成一排，跳忠字舞。 |
| [15:03.54] | 乙：对，这是“晚汇报”的一种形式。 |
| [15:07.00] | 甲：不行啊，我肚子这儿“咕噜咕噜”直叫唤。 |
| [15:08.89] | 乙：赶紧上对过儿食堂买点儿吃吧！ |
| [15:12.73] | 甲：“同志，我饿了一天了，您等我上对过儿买俩包子吃。” |
| [15:23.36] | 乙：那就买去吧。 |
| [15:24.43] | 甲：“你什么出身？这是忠不忠的问题，你怎么偏这时候吃？” |
| [15:32.61] | 乙：得，还给上纲了。 |
| [15:35.88] | 甲：我一想，我跳吧！（跳舞） |
| [15:38.65] | 乙：还真不错。 |
| [15:42.18] | 甲：知道什么意思吗？（动作） |
| [15:59.86] | 乙：拿起刀枪。 |
| [16:01.87] | 甲：（动作） |
| [16:02.69] | 乙：狠打黑帮。 |
| [16:03.89] | 甲：（动作） |
| [16:05.27] | 乙：文攻武卫。 |
| [16:05.65] | 甲：（动作） |
| [16:06.59] | 乙：奔向前方。 |
| [16:07.41] | 甲：（动作） |
| [16:08.23] | 乙：放眼全球。 |
| [16:09.68] | 甲：不对。 |
| [16:10.37] | 乙：高瞻远瞩。 |
| [16:10.75] | 甲：不对。 |
| [16:12.01] | 乙：放眼世界！ |
| [16:13.77] | 甲：不对。乙：你这儿干吗呢？ |
| [16:19.18] | 甲：我瞧那包子呢！ |
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| [99:00.000] |
| [00:05.98] | jia: nin da gai xi huan zhao xiang ba? |
| [00:12.02] | yi: yo, nin zen me kan chu lai de? |
| [00:15.74] | jia: yin wei nin zhe ren xing xiang hen you te dian. |
| [00:19.83] | yi: wo men na er bi wo hao kan de ren dao shi bu duo. |
| [00:26.25] | jia: hao xiang nei ge dian ying li de yan yuan xiang nin. |
| [00:30.53] | yi: ta men shuo wo zhe he he qi qi de jin r xiang sun xi wang. |
| [00:35.18] | jia: xi wang bu ru nin. |
| [00:40.85] | yi: ye you ren shuo wo xiang lin dao jing. |
| [00:45.25] | jia: ni shi nan de, shi nv de? |
| [00:47.52] | yi: yi kua wo, wo ye nao bu qing le, fan zheng shi ge yan yuan. |
| [00:52.55] | jia: wo kan guo nin bu shao zhao pian. |
| [00:55.13] | yi: wo ai zhao xiang ma. |
| [00:57.69] | jia: qian nian, fen sui" si ren bang" hou ji tian, nin chuan yi tao xin de zhi fu, zhao guo yi zhang xiang. |
| [01:04.55] | yi: na shi ji nian zan men huo de di er ci jie fang zhao de. |
| [01:12.79] | jia: wu ba nian, nin chuan zhe lao dong bu jia ke, zhao guo yi zhang xiang. |
| [01:17.20] | yi: na shi ji nian da yue jin wo huo xian ru dang zhao de. |
| [01:20.72] | jia: si ba nian, nin chuan yi shen gong zuo fu, zhao guo yi zhang xiang. |
| [01:24.31] | yi: na shi ji nian wo can jia ge ming gong zuo zhao de. |
| [01:27.14] | jia: er ba nian, nin shen me dou mei chuan, zhao guo yi zhang xiang. |
| [01:30.66] | yi: na shi wo shen me dou mei chuan na? |
| [01:37.08] | jia: shang mian xie zhe" zhou sui ji nian" ma! |
| [01:40.86] | yi: na shi wo gang yi sui. |
| [01:45.70] | jia: fan zheng ni duan nai le. |
| [01:48.54] | yi: ni ti wo xiao shi hou gan ma? |
| [01:50.61] | jia: tong guo zhe ke yi kan chu zhao xiang shi zan men sheng huo zhong de yi ge le qu. |
| [01:56.09] | yi: guang da ren min dou xi huan. |
| [01:58.10] | jia: ji ji nian sheng huo zhong mei hao de hua mian, you feng fu le sheng huo de nei rong. |
| [02:02.26] | yi: ye hen you ji nian yi yi. |
| [02:03.58] | jia: nin na ji zhang zhao pian chu qu gou tu you mei se diao rou he yi wai, you ge zui da de te dian. |
| [02:12.13] | yi: shen me ne? |
| [02:13.58] | jia: mei you yi zhang shi ku zhe de. |
| [02:15.85] | yi: hai! shui zhao xiang dou shi xiao mu yang. |
| [02:19.82] | jia: , wo jiu bu shi. |
| [02:22.27] | yi: ni ku zhe zhao? |
| [02:23.78] | jia: bi ku hai nan kan. |
| [02:25.29] | yi: shen me yang? |
| [02:26.61] | jia: ci zhe ya, lie zhe zui, bo zi chong nan yan chao bei. zhe yang er. biao qing |
| [02:32.40] | yi: hai! shi bi ku hai han chen. ni zen me zhe mu yang er? |
| [02:36.24] | jia: wo zhe mu yang er? ni yao shi gan wo na shi hou qu zhao xiang guan, zhao chu lai bi wo hai nan kan. |
| [02:43.03] | yi: ni shen me shi hou qu de? |
| [02:45.99] | jia: lin biao" si ren bang" da gua xing shi zhu yi yao feng de shi hou. |
| [02:50.21] | yi: na ye bu zhi yu na yang er a? |
| [02:53.81] | jia: shui yuan yi zhao na yang er de xiang? na shi hou shou lin biao" si ren bang" de gan rao, si xiang shi fei quan dou luan le. ni na da qing zao wo jin zhao xiang guan lai shuo ba, zuo zhe hao ji ge gong zuo ren yuan, mei yi ren er li wo. |
| [03:08.34] | yi: ni zhu dong zhao hu. |
| [03:13.19] | jia: zhu dong zhao hu ye bu li. |
| [03:14.26] | yi: ke qi yi dian. |
| [03:14.63] | jia: zen me ke qi? |
| [03:15.64] | yi: ni zhe yang er:" tong zhi, lao nin jia, wo zhao zhang xiang." |
| [03:17.91] | jia: chong yi nu zui |
| [03:20.74] | yi: tong zhi, wo zhao zhang xiang. |
| [03:23.95] | jia: nu zui |
| [03:26.84] | yi: chong wo nu zui gan shen me? |
| [03:28.16] | jia: zhe hai shi gui tai li yi wei tong zhi, tou tou gen wo nu de na neng. wo shun zhe fang xiang yi chou, qiang shang you yi zhang zhi, shang tou xie zhe si ge zi:" gu ke xu zhi". |
| [03:38.36] | yi: shen me nei rong? |
| [03:39.87] | jia: wo gei ni nian nian:" fan dao wo ge ming zhao xiang guan, pai ge ming zhao pian de ge ming tong zhi, jin wo ge ming men, wen ge ming hua, xu xian hu kou hao, ru ge ming qun zhong bu hu ge ming kou hao, ze ge ming zhi gong jian jue yi ge ming tai du bu gei ge ming hui da. zhi ge ming jing li." |
| [03:59.19] | yi: zhen gou" ge ming" de. na shi hou shi na yang, jin men de zhe yang shuo:"' wei ren min fu wu', tong zhi, wen nin dian shi." |
| [04:26.23] | jia:"' yao dou si pi xiu'! ni shuo ba!" |
| [04:31.07] | yi:"' mie zi xing wu', wo zhao zhang xiang." |
| [04:33.96] | jia:"' po si li gong', zhao ji cun?" |
| [04:36.10] | yi:"' ge ming wu zui', san cun de." |
| [04:37.68] | jia:"' zao fan you li', nin na qian!" |
| [04:39.50] | yi:"' tu chu zheng zhi', duo shao qian?" |
| [04:41.14] | jia:"' li gan jian ying', yi kuai san." |
| [04:42.65] | yi:"' pi pan fan dong quan wei'! gei nin qian." |
| [04:51.77] | jia:"' fan dui jin qian gua shuai'! gei nin piao." |
| [04:53.60] | yi:"' heng sao yi qie niu gui she shen'! xie xie!" |
| [04:55.86] | jia:"' hen dou si zi yi shan nian'! bu yong le." |
| [04:57.82] | yi:"' ling hun shen chu nao ge ming'! zai na er zhao xiang?" |
| [05:00.02] | jia:"' wei gong qian jin yi bu si'! wang qian zou!" |
| [05:01.97] | yi:" wei gong qian jin yi bu si", wo zhe jiu wan le? |
| [05:09.20] | jia:" na ye bu xu' wei si hou tui ban bu sheng'!" |
| [05:12.48] | yi: wo hai hui bu lai le! zhe bu shi gao yong su hua me! |
| [05:17.51] | jia: na shi hou ke bu neng zhe me shuo. lin biao" si ren bang" gao fa xi si zhuan zheng, shui gan zhe me shuo, qing ze jiu dou you jie, zhong ze ru yu pan xing na neng! |
| [05:29.85] | yi: feng kuang zhen ya ren min. |
| [05:32.49] | jia: wai tou zhe er gang wan shi, yi jin zhao xiang guan, she ying shi chong wo nu zui |
| [05:41.37] | yi: gan shen me? |
| [05:43.32] | jia: nu zui |
| [05:44.95] | yi: o, rang ni shang na bian qu. |
| [05:47.28] | jia: wo yi kan, qiang gen qian zhan zhe si ge ren. |
| [05:48.17] | yi: zhe shi gan shen me? |
| [05:49.61] | jia: di tou du nang |
| [05:50.27] | yi: du nang shen me ne? |
| [06:06.51] | jia: mo song" lao san pian". |
| [06:09.41] | yi: zhao xiang de bei" lao san pian"? |
| [06:14.44] | jia: wo yi xiang, wo ye guo qu ba! |
| [06:18.28] | yi: ni hui bei ma? |
| [06:21.87] | jia: fan zheng shi mo song, wo zhao zhe ban ge zhong tou yi pian, zhan yi ge ban zhong tou ba. |
| [06:28.04] | yi: hao ma. |
| [06:29.86] | jia: bei wan le, wo shuo:" she ying shi tong zhi, wo zhao xiang." |
| [06:33.38] | yi: ta zen me shuo de? |
| [06:35.02] | jia: nu zui |
| [06:35.90] | yi: zhe dou shen me mao bing? |
| [06:37.41] | jia: wo yi kan zhe zhao xiang shi zhen re nao. |
| [06:39.74] | yi: gu ke bu shao. |
| [06:41.50] | jia: ke mei yi ge zhao xiang de. |
| [06:42.95] | yi: na dou gan shen me ne? |
| [06:44.27] | jia: lian xi zhao xiang zi shi ne. |
| [06:45.53] | yi: zhe pu tong zhao pian hai yao shen me zi shi? |
| [06:48.61] | jia: she ying shi gao su da jia:" gen ju shang ji zhi shi, suo you zhao xiang de tong zhi yi lv shi biao zhun zi shi." |
| [06:57.80] | yi: shen me biao zhun zi shi? |
| [07:00.51] | jia: zhe yang. zuo shou chi yu lu, jiang ying de ce tou zi shi |
| [07:15.47] | yi: lao ren zhao xiang? |
| [07:16.60] | jia: ye zhe yang. |
| [07:17.48] | yi: xiao hai zhao xiang? |
| [07:18.17] | jia: ye zhe yang. |
| [07:21.82] | yi: zhe hai zhen gou lian yi zhen zi de. |
| [07:24.15] | jia: suo yi yi wu zi ren mei yi ge zhao xiang de, quan dou lian zhe ge ne. |
| [07:27.94] | yi: zhao xiang shi gai ti cao guan le. |
| [07:35.43] | jia: pang bian you yi wei lao da niang, lian zhe lian zhe jue de bu dui jin le:" tong zhi, da niang zhe lao ge bo lao tui de, ke you dian ding bu wang, zai lian yi hui er, da niang jiu bu zhao ni zhao le." |
| [07:49.71] | yi: na zhao shui zhao? |
| [07:50.85] | jia:" zhao dai fu zhao." |
| [07:51.92] | yi: dai fu? |
| [07:52.17] | jia:" zhao zhao X guang kan kan gu tou zhe mei zhe?" |
| [07:56.38] | yi: hai! gan jin gei lao tai tai zhao ba. |
| [08:03.49] | jia: she ying shi tong zhi yi xiang: da niang zhe me da sui shu le ye shi, ke bu zhe me zhao lian jiao juan dou bu gei chong, wo zhe ye dan feng xian." zhe me zhao da niang, nin na" |
| [08:17.09] | yi:" wo zuo zhe jiu xing." |
| [08:21.18] | jia:" yo, na bu xing, na shi zhui qiu shu shi xiang shou, rong yi chu xiu zheng zhu yi." |
| [08:27.79] | yi:" na wo zhan bu zhu wa!" |
| [08:30.37] | jia:" wo gei nin zhao gen dong xi." |
| [08:32.69] | yi:" ba gun er." |
| [08:33.89] | jia:" hong ying qiang." |
| [08:35.34] | yi:" zhu hong ying qiang?" |
| [08:37.54] | jia:" nin bie zhu ya!" |
| [08:39.74] | yi:" wo na zhe." |
| [08:41.82] | jia:" ni kang zhe! zai bai shang ge ci sha zi shi, wo gei nin ti shang zi er:' da niang yin qiang ci qing tian'." |
| [08:49.62] | yi:" , ci wan wo shang ba bao shan." |
| [08:53.27] | jia: lian zhe jiao lao tai tai san ge ci sha dong zuo, zai kan lao tai tai |
| [08:58.56] | yi: zhao hao le. |
| [08:59.37] | jia: chou jin le! |
| [09:00.57] | yi: duo xin xian ya! |
| [09:02.21] | jia: hao rong yi da niang zhao wan, you yi wei gu ke na zhe piao, zhe me zhao jiu guo lai le. |
| [09:09.57] | yi: zen me hui shi? |
| [09:10.58] | jia: da xiao luo de mao bing. |
| [09:14.86] | yi: o, bo zi wai. |
| [09:16.55] | jia:" tong zhi, wo zhao zhang xiang." |
| [09:18.76] | yi:" nin de lai zhe zi shi." |
| [09:22.16] | jia:" xing." |
| [09:26.81] | yi:" bu xing, bo zi de zhuan guo lai." |
| [09:32.85] | jia: ren shuo le:" nin dang na me rong yi na? wo zha liu nian zhen dou mei zha guo lai, nin shuo zhuan jiu zhuan guo lai? cou he zhao ba!" |
| [09:41.22] | yi: kuai zhao ba. |
| [09:49.40] | jia: she ying shi shi ge hao xin chang:" nin kan nin bo zi zen me fei zhe me wai zhe. wo kan nin zhe zhong qing kuang de zhao gu, zhe yang ba, nin na zhe zhe ben hong qi za zhi, zhao yi zhang wei ge ming er xue xi de xiang, ji tu chu zheng zhi nei rong, you mi bu le nin de que xian." |
| [10:02.36] | yi: zhe dao shi ge hao zhu yi. |
| [10:03.81] | jia: jie guo zhao le yi zhang zhe yang de xiang. di tou kan shu de zi shi |
| [10:06.08] | yi: zhe zi shi hai bu cuo. |
| [10:08.53] | jia: bu cuo shen me ya? zhe wei gu ke lian xiang pian dou mei qu. |
| [10:10.86] | yi: zen me ne? |
| [10:12.18] | jia: guang zhao nao men er mei mu yang er. |
| [10:14.82] | yi: hai! |
| [10:15.77] | jia: wo zai pang bian kan bu xia qu le:" she ying shi tong zhi, nin neng bu neng bu jia zhei xie dong xi, sheng huo zhao pian jia zhe me duo nei rong, bu da he shi." |
| [10:27.16] | yi: ta zen me shuo de? |
| [10:28.92] | jia: you chong wo yi nu zui r, wo yi kan, you shi yi zhang" gu ke xu zhi":" ben zhao xiang guan te gui ding er shi ge bu zhao, qing ge ming gu ke zun zhao zhi xing." |
| [10:43.77] | yi: he, zhe er shi ge bu zhao shen me nei rong? |
| [10:47.17] | jia:" ce mian xiang bu zhao ni guang xiang bu zhao tang fa bu zhao shu xiao bian zi bu zhao dai hong ling jin bu zhao chuan wu dao fu zhuang bu zhao chuan hua yi fu bu zhao yan jing xiao yi dian er bu zhao bi zi gao yi dian er bu zhao" |
| [11:00.07] | yi: ni deng deng, bi zi gao zen me bu zhao? |
| [11:01.58] | jia: gu ji da gai bi zi gao rong yi yin qi li tong wai guo de xian yi. |
| [11:09.89] | yi: a? ni ye shi hu lian xi. |
| [11:12.97] | jia: zan ye bu ming bai shi zen me hui shi ya! |
| [11:15.30] | yi: ni wen wen. |
| [11:16.81] | jia: she ying shi shuo:" ni zhe dou bu li jie, zhe li you zheng zhi yuan yin." |
| [11:23.23] | yi: shen me zheng zhi yuan yin? |
| [11:25.18] | jia:" nin xiang zhe bu shi ming bai zhe ma? zhe shi yin wei na shen me wo men ye xi li hu tu." |
| [11:32.35] | yi: ta ye shuo bu qing chu. |
| [11:34.12] | jia: hou lai wo yi liao, ta ye shuo chu dian li you. |
| [11:37.07] | yi: ni guang xiang wei shi me bu zhao? |
| [11:40.41] | jia: ni guang xiang fa hei, xiang zheng zhe hei an. |
| [11:43.49] | yi: ai de shang ma! dai hong ling jin? |
| [11:45.57] | jia: na shi fu jiu. |
| [11:47.14] | yi: chuan hua yi fu? |
| [11:48.21] | jia: na shi di ji qu wei. |
| [11:50.16] | yi: tang fa? |
| [11:51.36] | jia: zi chan jie ji sheng huo fang shi. |
| [11:53.06] | yi: shu xiao bian er? |
| [11:54.63] | jia: que fa ge ming jing shen. |
| [11:56.08] | yi: shu ji er? |
| [11:57.08] | jia: zheng zhi shang you zhi. |
| [11:58.66] | yi: shu zuan er? |
| [12:00.10] | jia: feng jian she hui de can yu. |
| [12:02.18] | yi: hei! na nv tong zhi zhi you ti tu tou la? |
| [12:07.72] | jia: ye shi wu qiao bu cheng shu, zhe shi hou, jin lai liang wei gu niang, yao xi da pi dai, jiao deng da ma xue, yi ren ti yi ge zeng guang wa liang de guang tou! |
| [12:19.05] | yi: hei! |
| [12:21.06] | jia:" she ying shi tong zhi, wo men lia yao zhao yi zhang ge ming zao fan guang tou xiang." |
| [12:25.97] | yi: zhe gei zhao ma? |
| [12:31.19] | jia: zhao la! lia gu niang qian jiao chu le zhao xiang guan, hou jiao jin le feng ren yuan. |
| [12:39.69] | yi: zen me hui shi? |
| [12:41.51] | jia: yi da ting, gan qing shi shen jing bing. |
| [12:43.08] | yi: wo shuo ne, zheng chang ren mei you zhe me gan de. |
| [12:46.29] | jia: wo yi kan, zhe di fang bi dian ying yuan ke qiang duo le. |
| [12:52.15] | yi: zen me? |
| [12:54.47] | jia: dang shi dian ying yuan jiu na ba ge dian ying lai hui dao. |
| [12:57.37] | yi: zhe er ne? |
| [12:58.56] | jia: zhe me hui er wo kan le si wu chu xin xi le! |
| [13:01.33] | yi: dui la, you shi xi ju. |
| [13:05.23] | jia: bu, ye you bei ju. |
| [13:06.49] | yi: zen me you bei ju? |
| [13:07.63] | jia: lia xin hun fu fu, yao zhao jie hun zhao, xiao bu ji er di zuo na er. |
| [13:14.67] | yi: qing nian ren gao xing ma. |
| [13:15.68] | jia:" bu xu xiao! shang bian gui ding jie hun xiang bu xu xi pi xiao lian, ni men wei ge ming er jie hun, wei dou zheng er jie he, yao xiang dao shi jie shang hai you san fen zhi er de shou ku ren, yao wei ta jie fang ta men er zhao jie hun xiang." |
| [13:28.39] | yi: zhe jie hun xiang hai ju you li shi xing yi yi le. |
| [13:34.43] | jia: liang ren yan su qi lai, zhao le yi zhang. |
| [13:38.65] | yi: hao ma! |
| [13:39.66] | jia: lia qing nian jin lai shi yuan lian er. |
| [13:40.35] | yi: chu qu ne? |
| [13:40.66] | jia: gai zhang lian le, nv de zhi man yuan nan de:" ni qiao ni zhao xiang na mu yang er, pie zhe zui gen shou duo da wei qu shi de, ren jia xiao, na zui jiao er dou chong shang, ni dao hao, ning zhe. zhao jie hun xiang you ni na mu yang er de ma?" |
| [14:06.65] | yi: nan de gan jin an wei ba! |
| [14:11.43] | jia:" qi shi wo ye zhi dao wo na yang er bu hao, xiang an ni yao qiu gai, wo yi kan ni na mu yang er." |
| [14:21.50] | yi: zen me yang? |
| [14:22.01] | jia:" ni hai bu ru wo ne!" |
| [14:23.14] | yi: hai! |
| [14:24.34] | jia: nv de yi ting:" zan men zou ba!" |
| [14:29.43] | yi: kuai hui jia ba! |
| [14:29.81] | jia:" shang fa yuan ba!" |
| [14:30.56] | yi: gan shen me? |
| [14:31.32] | jia:" zan li hun suan le!" |
| [14:32.58] | yi: li hun le. |
| [14:35.47] | jia: sui ran zhe shi qi hua, ke wei zhao xiang chao le yi jia, nin shuo zhe shi bu shi bei ju? |
| [14:39.31] | yi: xing shi zhu yi hai ren bu qian. |
| [14:41.64] | jia: wo yi kan zhe qing kuang, yuan lai ru ci! wo gan cui |
| [14:45.42] | yi: ni zhao ba! |
| [14:45.73] | jia: wo zou ba. |
| [14:46.05] | yi: zen me zou la? |
| [14:47.37] | jia: zao shang ba dian lai de, xian zai dou si dian ban le. |
| [14:50.51] | yi: liu liu er yi tian. |
| [14:51.71] | jia: gang dao men na er, you ren ba wo lan zhu le. nu zui |
| [14:56.24] | yi: you gan shen me? |
| [14:58.19] | jia: wo yi kan, o, xia ban le, gu ke zhi gong zhan cheng yi pai, tiao zhong zi wu. |
| [15:03.54] | yi: dui, zhe shi" wan hui bao" de yi zhong xing shi. |
| [15:07.00] | jia: bu xing a, wo du zi zhe er" gu lu gu lu" zhi jiao huan. |
| [15:08.89] | yi: gan jin shang dui guo er shi tang mai dian er chi ba! |
| [15:12.73] | jia:" tong zhi, wo e le yi tian le, nin deng wo shang dui guo er mai lia bao zi chi." |
| [15:23.36] | yi: na jiu mai qu ba. |
| [15:24.43] | jia:" ni shen me chu shen? zhe shi zhong bu zhong de wen ti, ni zen me pian zhe shi hou chi?" |
| [15:32.61] | yi: de, huan gei shang gang le. |
| [15:35.88] | jia: wo yi xiang, wo tiao ba! tiao wu |
| [15:38.65] | yi: hai zhen bu cuo. |
| [15:42.18] | jia: zhi dao shen me yi si ma? dong zuo |
| [15:59.86] | yi: na qi dao qiang. |
| [16:01.87] | jia: dong zuo |
| [16:02.69] | yi: hen da hei bang. |
| [16:03.89] | jia: dong zuo |
| [16:05.27] | yi: wen gong wu wei. |
| [16:05.65] | jia: dong zuo |
| [16:06.59] | yi: ben xiang qian fang. |
| [16:07.41] | jia: dong zuo |
| [16:08.23] | yi: fang yan quan qiu. |
| [16:09.68] | jia: bu dui. |
| [16:10.37] | yi: gao zhan yuan zhu. |
| [16:10.75] | jia: bu dui. |
| [16:12.01] | yi: fang yan shi jie! |
| [16:13.77] | jia: bu dui. yi: ni zhe er gan ma ne? |
| [16:19.18] | jia: wo qiao na bao zi ne! |
| [00:00.009] | |
| [99:00.000] |
| [00:05.98] | jiǎ: nín dà gài xǐ huān zhào xiàng ba? |
| [00:12.02] | yǐ: yō, nín zěn me kàn chū lái de? |
| [00:15.74] | jiǎ: yīn wèi nín zhè rén xíng xiàng hěn yǒu tè diǎn. |
| [00:19.83] | yǐ: wǒ men nà ér bǐ wǒ hǎo kàn de rén dǎo shì bù duō. |
| [00:26.25] | jiǎ: hǎo xiàng něi gè diàn yǐng lǐ de yǎn yuán xiàng nín. |
| [00:30.53] | yǐ: tā men shuō wǒ zhè hé hé qì qì de jìn r xiàng sūn xǐ wàng. |
| [00:35.18] | jiǎ: xǐ wàng bù rú nín. |
| [00:40.85] | yǐ: yě yǒu rén shuō wǒ xiàng lín dào jìng. |
| [00:45.25] | jiǎ: nǐ shì nán de, shì nǚ de? |
| [00:47.52] | yǐ: yī kuā wǒ, wǒ yě nào bù qīng le, fǎn zhèng shì gè yǎn yuán. |
| [00:52.55] | jiǎ: wǒ kàn guò nín bù shǎo zhào piān. |
| [00:55.13] | yǐ: wǒ ài zhào xiàng ma. |
| [00:57.69] | jiǎ: qián nián, fěn suì" sì rén bāng" hòu jǐ tiān, nín chuān yī tào xīn de zhì fú, zhào guò yī zhāng xiāng. |
| [01:04.55] | yǐ: nà shi jì niàn zán men huò dé dì èr cì jiě fàng zhào de. |
| [01:12.79] | jiǎ: wǔ bā nián, nín chuān zhe láo dòng bù jiá kè, zhào guò yī zhāng xiāng. |
| [01:17.20] | yǐ: nà shi jì niàn dà yuè jìn wǒ huǒ xiàn rù dǎng zhào de. |
| [01:20.72] | jiǎ: sì bā nián, nín chuān yī shēn gōng zuò fú, zhào guò yī zhāng xiāng. |
| [01:24.31] | yǐ: nà shi jì niàn wǒ cān jiā gé mìng gōng zuò zhào de. |
| [01:27.14] | jiǎ: èr bā nián, nín shén me dōu méi chuān, zhào guò yī zhāng xiāng. |
| [01:30.66] | yǐ: nà shi wǒ shén me dōu méi chuān nǎ? |
| [01:37.08] | jiǎ: shàng miàn xiě zhe" zhōu suì jì niàn" ma! |
| [01:40.86] | yǐ: nà shí wǒ gāng yī suì. |
| [01:45.70] | jiǎ: fǎn zhèng nǐ duàn nǎi le. |
| [01:48.54] | yǐ: nǐ tí wǒ xiǎo shí hòu gàn má? |
| [01:50.61] | jiǎ: tōng guò zhè kě yǐ kàn chū zhào xiàng shì zán men shēng huó zhōng de yí gè lè qù. |
| [01:56.09] | yǐ: guǎng dà rén mín dōu xǐ huān. |
| [01:58.10] | jiǎ: jì jì niàn shēng huó zhōng měi hǎo de huà miàn, yòu fēng fù le shēng huó de nèi róng. |
| [02:02.26] | yǐ: yě hěn yǒu jì niàn yì yì. |
| [02:03.58] | jiǎ: nín nà jǐ zhāng zhào piān chú qù gòu tú yōu měi sè diào róu hé yǐ wài, yǒu gè zuì dà de tè diǎn. |
| [02:12.13] | yǐ: shén me ne? |
| [02:13.58] | jiǎ: méi yǒu yī zhāng shì kū zhe de. |
| [02:15.85] | yǐ: hài! shuí zhào xiàng dōu shì xiào mú yàng. |
| [02:19.82] | jiǎ: , wǒ jiù bú shì. |
| [02:22.27] | yǐ: nǐ kū zhe zhào? |
| [02:23.78] | jiǎ: bǐ kū hái nán kàn. |
| [02:25.29] | yǐ: shén me yàng? |
| [02:26.61] | jiǎ: cī zhe yá, liě zhe zuǐ, bó zi chōng nán yǎn cháo běi. zhè yàng ér. biǎo qíng |
| [02:32.40] | yǐ: hài! shì bǐ kū hái hán chěn. nǐ zěn me zhè mú yàng ér? |
| [02:36.24] | jiǎ: wǒ zhè mú yàng ér? nǐ yào shì gǎn wǒ nà shí hou qù zhào xiàng guǎn, zhào chū lái bǐ wǒ hái nán kàn. |
| [02:43.03] | yǐ: nǐ shén me shí hòu qù de? |
| [02:45.99] | jiǎ: lín biāo" sì rén bāng" dà guā xíng shì zhǔ yì yāo fēng de shí hòu. |
| [02:50.21] | yǐ: nà yě bù zhì yú nà yàng ér a? |
| [02:53.81] | jiǎ: shuí yuàn yì zhào nà yàng ér de xiāng? nà shí hou shòu lín biāo" sì rén bāng" de gān rǎo, sī xiǎng shì fēi quán dōu luàn le. nǐ ná dà qīng zǎo wǒ jìn zhào xiàng guǎn lái shuō ba, zuò zhe hǎo jǐ gè gōng zuò rén yuán, méi yī rén ér lǐ wǒ. |
| [03:08.34] | yǐ: nǐ zhǔ dòng zhāo hū. |
| [03:13.19] | jiǎ: zhǔ dòng zhāo hū yě bù lǐ. |
| [03:14.26] | yǐ: kè qì yì diǎn. |
| [03:14.63] | jiǎ: zěn me kè qì? |
| [03:15.64] | yǐ: nǐ zhè yàng ér:" tóng zhì, láo nín jià, wǒ zhào zhāng xiāng." |
| [03:17.91] | jiǎ: chōng yǐ nǔ zuǐ |
| [03:20.74] | yǐ: tóng zhì, wǒ zhào zhāng xiāng. |
| [03:23.95] | jiǎ: nǔ zuǐ |
| [03:26.84] | yǐ: chōng wǒ nǔ zuǐ gàn shén me? |
| [03:28.16] | jiǎ: zhè hái shì guì tái lǐ yī wèi tóng zhì, tōu tōu gēn wǒ nǔ de nǎ néng. wǒ shùn zhe fāng xiàng yī chǒu, qiáng shàng yǒu yī zhāng zhǐ, shàng tou xiě zhe sì gè zì:" gù kè xū zhī". |
| [03:38.36] | yǐ: shén me nèi róng? |
| [03:39.87] | jiǎ: wǒ gěi nǐ niàn niàn:" fán dào wǒ gé mìng zhào xiàng guǎn, pāi gé mìng zhào piān de gé mìng tóng zhì, jìn wǒ gé mìng mén, wèn gé mìng huà, xū xiān hū kǒu hào, rú gé mìng qún zhòng bù hū gé mìng kǒu hào, zé gé mìng zhí gōng jiān jué yǐ gé mìng tài dù bù gěi gé mìng huí dá. zhì gé mìng jìng lǐ." |
| [03:59.19] | yǐ: zhēn gòu" gé mìng" de. nà shí hou shì nà yàng, jìn mén de zhè yàng shuō:"' wéi rén mín fú wù', tóng zhì, wèn nín diǎn shì." |
| [04:26.23] | jiǎ:"' yào dòu sī pī xiū'! nǐ shuō ba!" |
| [04:31.07] | yǐ:"' miè zī xīng wú', wǒ zhào zhāng xiāng." |
| [04:33.96] | jiǎ:"' pò sī lì gōng', zhào jǐ cùn?" |
| [04:36.10] | yǐ:"' gé mìng wú zuì', sān cùn de." |
| [04:37.68] | jiǎ:"' zào fǎn yǒu lǐ', nín ná qián!" |
| [04:39.50] | yǐ:"' tū chū zhèng zhì', duō shǎo qián?" |
| [04:41.14] | jiǎ:"' lì gān jiàn yǐng', yí kuài sān." |
| [04:42.65] | yǐ:"' pī pàn fǎn dòng quán wēi'! gěi nín qián." |
| [04:51.77] | jiǎ:"' fǎn duì jīn qián guà shuài'! gěi nín piào." |
| [04:53.60] | yǐ:"' héng sǎo yī qiè niú guǐ shé shén'! xiè xiè!" |
| [04:55.86] | jiǎ:"' hěn dòu sī zì yī shǎn niàn'! bù yòng le." |
| [04:57.82] | yǐ:"' líng hún shēn chù nào gé mìng'! zài nǎ ér zhào xiàng?" |
| [05:00.02] | jiǎ:"' wèi gōng qián jìn yī bù sǐ'! wǎng qián zǒu!" |
| [05:01.97] | yǐ:" wèi gōng qián jìn yī bù sǐ", wǒ zhè jiù wán le? |
| [05:09.20] | jiǎ:" nà yě bù xǔ' wèi sī hòu tuì bàn bù shēng'!" |
| [05:12.48] | yǐ: wǒ hái huí bù lái le! zhè bú shì gǎo yōng sú huà me! |
| [05:17.51] | jiǎ: nà shí hou kě bù néng zhè me shuō. lín biāo" sì rén bāng" gǎo fǎ xī sī zhuān zhèng, shuí gǎn zhè me shuō, qīng zé jiū dòu yóu jiē, zhòng zé rù yù pàn xíng nǎ néng! |
| [05:29.85] | yǐ: fēng kuáng zhèn yā rén mín. |
| [05:32.49] | jiǎ: wài tou zhè ér gāng wán shì, yī jìn zhào xiàng guǎn, shè yǐng shī chōng wǒ nǔ zuǐ |
| [05:41.37] | yǐ: gàn shén me? |
| [05:43.32] | jiǎ: nǔ zuǐ |
| [05:44.95] | yǐ: ō, ràng nǐ shàng nà biān qù. |
| [05:47.28] | jiǎ: wǒ yī kàn, qiáng gēn qián zhàn zhe sì gè rén. |
| [05:48.17] | yǐ: zhè shì gàn shén me? |
| [05:49.61] | jiǎ: dī tóu dū nāng |
| [05:50.27] | yǐ: dū nāng shén me ne? |
| [06:06.51] | jiǎ: mò sòng" lǎo sān piān". |
| [06:09.41] | yǐ: zhào xiàng dé bèi" lǎo sān piān"? |
| [06:14.44] | jiǎ: wǒ yī xiǎng, wǒ yě guò qù ba! |
| [06:18.28] | yǐ: nǐ huì bèi ma? |
| [06:21.87] | jiǎ: fǎn zhèng shì mò sòng, wǒ zhào zhe bàn gè zhōng tóu yī piān, zhàn yí gè bàn zhōng tóu ba. |
| [06:28.04] | yǐ: hǎo ma. |
| [06:29.86] | jiǎ: bèi wán le, wǒ shuō:" shè yǐng shī tóng zhì, wǒ zhào xiàng." |
| [06:33.38] | yǐ: tā zěn me shuō de? |
| [06:35.02] | jiǎ: nǔ zuǐ |
| [06:35.90] | yǐ: zhè dōu shén me máo bìng? |
| [06:37.41] | jiǎ: wǒ yī kàn zhè zhào xiàng shì zhēn rè nào. |
| [06:39.74] | yǐ: gù kè bù shǎo. |
| [06:41.50] | jiǎ: kě méi yí gè zhào xiàng de. |
| [06:42.95] | yǐ: nà dōu gàn shén me ne? |
| [06:44.27] | jiǎ: liàn xí zhào xiàng zī shì ne. |
| [06:45.53] | yǐ: zhè pǔ tōng zhào piān hái yào shén me zī shì? |
| [06:48.61] | jiǎ: shè yǐng shī gào sù dà jiā:" gēn jù shàng jí zhǐ shì, suǒ yǒu zhào xiàng de tóng zhì yī lǜ shì biāo zhǔn zī shì." |
| [06:57.80] | yǐ: shén me biāo zhǔn zī shì? |
| [07:00.51] | jiǎ: zhè yàng. zuò shǒu chí yǔ lù, jiāng yìng de cè tóu zī shì |
| [07:15.47] | yǐ: lǎo rén zhào xiàng? |
| [07:16.60] | jiǎ: yě zhè yàng. |
| [07:17.48] | yǐ: xiǎo hái zhào xiàng? |
| [07:18.17] | jiǎ: yě zhè yàng. |
| [07:21.82] | yǐ: zhè hái zhēn gòu liàn yī zhèn zi de. |
| [07:24.15] | jiǎ: suǒ yǐ yī wū zi rén méi yí gè zhào xiàng de, quán dōu liàn zhè gè ne. |
| [07:27.94] | yǐ: zhào xiàng shì gǎi tǐ cāo guǎn le. |
| [07:35.43] | jiǎ: páng biān yǒu yī wèi lǎo dà niáng, liàn zhe liàn zhe jué de bú duì jìn le:" tóng zhì, dà niáng zhè lǎo gē bó lǎo tuǐ de, kě yǒu diǎn dǐng bù wǎng, zài liàn yī huì ér, dà niáng jiù bù zhǎo nǐ zhào le." |
| [07:49.71] | yǐ: nà zhǎo shuí zhào? |
| [07:50.85] | jiǎ:" zhǎo dài fū zhào." |
| [07:51.92] | yǐ: dài fū? |
| [07:52.17] | jiǎ:" zhào zhào X guāng kàn kàn gú tou zhé méi zhé?" |
| [07:56.38] | yǐ: hài! gǎn jǐn gěi lǎo tài tài zhào ba. |
| [08:03.49] | jiǎ: shè yǐng shī tóng zhì yī xiǎng: dà niáng zhè me dà suì shù le yě shì, kě bù zhè me zhào lián jiāo juǎn dōu bù gěi chōng, wǒ zhè yě dān fēng xiǎn." zhè me zhāo dà niáng, nín nǎ" |
| [08:17.09] | yǐ:" wǒ zuò zhe jiù xíng." |
| [08:21.18] | jiǎ:" yō, nà bù xíng, nà shi zhuī qiú shū shì xiǎng shòu, róng yì chū xiū zhèng zhǔ yì." |
| [08:27.79] | yǐ:" nà wǒ zhàn bú zhù wa!" |
| [08:30.37] | jiǎ:" wǒ gěi nín zhǎo gēn dōng xī." |
| [08:32.69] | yǐ:" bā gùn ér." |
| [08:33.89] | jiǎ:" hóng yīng qiāng." |
| [08:35.34] | yǐ:" zhǔ hóng yīng qiāng?" |
| [08:37.54] | jiǎ:" nín bié zhǔ ya!" |
| [08:39.74] | yǐ:" wǒ ná zhe." |
| [08:41.82] | jiǎ:" nǐ káng zhe! zài bǎi shàng ge cì shā zī shì, wǒ gěi nín tí shàng zì ér:' dà niáng yín qiāng cì qīng tiān'." |
| [08:49.62] | yǐ:" , cì wán wǒ shàng bā bǎo shān." |
| [08:53.27] | jiǎ: lián zhe jiào lǎo tài tài sān ge cì shā dòng zuò, zài kàn lǎo tài tài |
| [08:58.56] | yǐ: zhào hǎo le. |
| [08:59.37] | jiǎ: chōu jīn le! |
| [09:00.57] | yǐ: duō xīn xiān ya! |
| [09:02.21] | jiǎ: hǎo róng yì dà niáng zhào wán, yǒu yī wèi gù kè ná zhe piào, zhè me zhāo jiù guò lái le. |
| [09:09.57] | yǐ: zěn me huí shì? |
| [09:10.58] | jiǎ: dǎ xiǎo luò de máo bìng. |
| [09:14.86] | yǐ: ō, bó zi wāi. |
| [09:16.55] | jiǎ:" tóng zhì, wǒ zhào zhāng xiāng." |
| [09:18.76] | yǐ:" nín de lái zhè zī shì." |
| [09:22.16] | jiǎ:" xíng." |
| [09:26.81] | yǐ:" bù xíng, bó zi dé zhuǎn guò lái." |
| [09:32.85] | jiǎ: rén shuō le:" nín dāng nà me róng yì nǎ? wǒ zhā liù nián zhēn dōu méi zhā guò lái, nín shuō zhuǎn jiù zhuǎn guò lái? còu hé zhào ba!" |
| [09:41.22] | yǐ: kuài zhào ba. |
| [09:49.40] | jiǎ: shè yǐng shī shì gè hǎo xīn cháng:" nín kàn nín bó zi zěn me fēi zhè me wāi zhe. wǒ kàn nín zhè zhǒng qíng kuàng dé zhào gù, zhè yàng ba, nín ná zhe zhè běn hóng qí zá zhì, zhào yī zhāng wèi gé mìng ér xué xí de xiāng, jì tū chū zhèng zhì nèi róng, yòu mí bǔ le nín de quē xiàn." |
| [10:02.36] | yǐ: zhè dǎo shì gè hǎo zhǔ yì. |
| [10:03.81] | jiǎ: jié guǒ zhào le yī zhāng zhè yàng de xiāng. dī tóu kàn shū de zī shì |
| [10:06.08] | yǐ: zhè zī shì hái bù cuò. |
| [10:08.53] | jiǎ: bù cuò shén me ya? zhè wèi gù kè lián xiàng piān dōu méi qǔ. |
| [10:10.86] | yǐ: zěn me ne? |
| [10:12.18] | jiǎ: guāng zhào nǎo mén ér méi mú yàng ér. |
| [10:14.82] | yǐ: hāi! |
| [10:15.77] | jiǎ: wǒ zài páng biān kàn bù xià qù le:" shè yǐng shī tóng zhì, nín néng bù néng bù jiā zhèi xiē dōng xī, shēng huó zhào piān jiā zhè me duō nèi róng, bù dà hé shì." |
| [10:27.16] | yǐ: tā zěn me shuō de? |
| [10:28.92] | jiǎ: yòu chōng wǒ yī nǔ zuǐ r, wǒ yī kàn, yòu shì yī zhāng" gù kè xū zhī":" běn zhào xiàng guǎn tè guī dìng èr shí gè bù zhào, qǐng gé mìng gù kè zūn zhào zhí xíng." |
| [10:43.77] | yǐ: hē, zhè èr shí gè bù zhào shén me nèi róng? |
| [10:47.17] | jiǎ:" cè miàn xiāng bù zhào nì guāng xiāng bù zhào tàng fà bù zhào shū xiǎo biàn zi bù zhào dài hóng lǐng jīn bù zhào chuān wǔ dǎo fú zhuāng bù zhào chuān huā yī fú bù zhào yǎn jīng xiǎo yì diǎn ér bù zhào bí zi gāo yì diǎn ér bù zhào" |
| [11:00.07] | yǐ: nǐ děng děng, bí zi gāo zěn me bù zhào? |
| [11:01.58] | jiǎ: gū jì dà gài bí zi gāo róng yì yǐn qǐ lǐ tōng wài guó de xián yí. |
| [11:09.89] | yǐ: a? nǐ yě shì hú lián xì. |
| [11:12.97] | jiǎ: zán yě bù míng bái shì zěn me huí shì ya! |
| [11:15.30] | yǐ: nǐ wèn wèn. |
| [11:16.81] | jiǎ: shè yǐng shī shuō:" nǐ zhè dōu bù lǐ jiě, zhè lǐ yǒu zhèng zhì yuán yīn." |
| [11:23.23] | yǐ: shén me zhèng zhì yuán yīn? |
| [11:25.18] | jiǎ:" nín xiǎng zhè bú shì míng bǎi zhe ma? zhè shì yīn wèi nà shén me wǒ men yě xī lǐ hú tú." |
| [11:32.35] | yǐ: tā yě shuō bù qīng chǔ. |
| [11:34.12] | jiǎ: hòu lái wǒ yī liáo, tā yě shuō chū diǎn lǐ yóu. |
| [11:37.07] | yǐ: nì guāng xiāng wèi shí me bù zhào? |
| [11:40.41] | jiǎ: nì guāng xiāng fā hēi, xiàng zhēng zhe hēi àn. |
| [11:43.49] | yǐ: āi dé shàng ma! dài hóng lǐng jīn? |
| [11:45.57] | jiǎ: nà shi fù jiù. |
| [11:47.14] | yǐ: chuān huā yī fú? |
| [11:48.21] | jiǎ: nà shi dī jí qù wèi. |
| [11:50.16] | yǐ: tàng fà? |
| [11:51.36] | jiǎ: zī chǎn jiē jí shēng huó fāng shì. |
| [11:53.06] | yǐ: shū xiǎo biàn ér? |
| [11:54.63] | jiǎ: quē fá gé mìng jīng shén. |
| [11:56.08] | yǐ: shū jì ér? |
| [11:57.08] | jiǎ: zhèng zhì shàng yòu zhì. |
| [11:58.66] | yǐ: shū zuǎn ér? |
| [12:00.10] | jiǎ: fēng jiàn shè huì de cán yú. |
| [12:02.18] | yǐ: hēi! nà nǚ tóng zhì zhǐ yǒu tì tū tóu la? |
| [12:07.72] | jiǎ: yě shì wú qiǎo bù chéng shū, zhè shí hòu, jìn lái liǎng wèi gū niáng, yāo xì dà pí dài, jiǎo dēng dà mǎ xuē, yī rén tì yí gè zèng guāng wǎ liàng de guāng tóu! |
| [12:19.05] | yǐ: hēi! |
| [12:21.06] | jiǎ:" shè yǐng shī tóng zhì, wǒ men liǎ yào zhào yī zhāng gé mìng zào fǎn guāng tóu xiàng." |
| [12:25.97] | yǐ: zhè gěi zhào ma? |
| [12:31.19] | jiǎ: zhào la! liǎ gū niáng qián jiǎo chū le zhào xiàng guǎn, hòu jiǎo jìn le fēng rén yuàn. |
| [12:39.69] | yǐ: zěn me huí shì? |
| [12:41.51] | jiǎ: yī dǎ tīng, gǎn qíng shì shén jīng bìng. |
| [12:43.08] | yǐ: wǒ shuō ne, zhèng cháng rén méi yǒu zhè me gàn de. |
| [12:46.29] | jiǎ: wǒ yī kàn, zhè dì fāng bǐ diàn yǐng yuàn kě qiáng duō le. |
| [12:52.15] | yǐ: zěn me? |
| [12:54.47] | jiǎ: dāng shí diàn yǐng yuàn jiù nà bā gè diàn yǐng lái huí dào. |
| [12:57.37] | yǐ: zhè ér ne? |
| [12:58.56] | jiǎ: zhè me huì ér wǒ kàn le sì wǔ chū xīn xì le! |
| [13:01.33] | yǐ: duì la, yòu shì xǐ jù. |
| [13:05.23] | jiǎ: bù, yě yǒu bēi jù. |
| [13:06.49] | yǐ: zěn me yǒu bēi jù? |
| [13:07.63] | jiǎ: liǎ xīn hūn fū fù, yào zhào jié hūn zhào, xiào bù jī ér dì zuò nà ér. |
| [13:14.67] | yǐ: qīng nián rén gāo xìng ma. |
| [13:15.68] | jiǎ:" bù xǔ xiào! shàng biān guī dìng jié hūn xiāng bù xǔ xī pí xiào liǎn, nǐ men wèi gé mìng ér jié hūn, wèi dòu zhēng ér jié hé, yào xiǎng dào shì jiè shang hái yǒu sān fēn zhī èr de shòu kǔ rén, yào wèi tā jiě fàng tā men ér zhào jié hūn xiāng." |
| [13:28.39] | yǐ: zhè jié hūn xiāng hái jù yǒu lì shǐ xìng yì yì le. |
| [13:34.43] | jiǎ: liǎng rén yán sù qǐ lái, zhào le yī zhāng. |
| [13:38.65] | yǐ: hǎo ma! |
| [13:39.66] | jiǎ: liǎ qīng nián jìn lái shí yuán liǎn ér. |
| [13:40.35] | yǐ: chū qù ne? |
| [13:40.66] | jiǎ: gǎi zhǎng liǎn le, nǚ de zhí mán yuàn nán de:" nǐ qiáo nǐ zhào xiàng nà mú yàng ér, piē zhe zuǐ gēn shòu duō dà wěi qū shì de, rén jiā xiào, nà zuǐ jiǎo ér dōu chōng shàng, nǐ dǎo hǎo, níng zhe. zhào jié hūn xiāng yǒu nǐ nà mú yàng ér de ma?" |
| [14:06.65] | yǐ: nán de gǎn jǐn ān wèi ba! |
| [14:11.43] | jiǎ:" qí shí wǒ yě zhī dào wǒ nà yàng ér bù hǎo, xiǎng àn nǐ yāo qiú gǎi, wǒ yī kàn nǐ nà mú yàng ér." |
| [14:21.50] | yǐ: zěn me yàng? |
| [14:22.01] | jiǎ:" nǐ hái bù rú wǒ ne!" |
| [14:23.14] | yǐ: hài! |
| [14:24.34] | jiǎ: nǚ de yī tīng:" zán men zǒu ba!" |
| [14:29.43] | yǐ: kuài huí jiā ba! |
| [14:29.81] | jiǎ:" shàng fǎ yuàn ba!" |
| [14:30.56] | yǐ: gàn shén me? |
| [14:31.32] | jiǎ:" zán lí hūn suàn le!" |
| [14:32.58] | yǐ: lí hūn le. |
| [14:35.47] | jiǎ: suī rán zhè shì qì huà, kě wèi zhào xiàng chǎo le yī jià, nín shuō zhè shì bú shì bēi jù? |
| [14:39.31] | yǐ: xíng shì zhǔ yì hài rén bù qiǎn. |
| [14:41.64] | jiǎ: wǒ yī kàn zhè qíng kuàng, yuán lái rú cǐ! wǒ gān cuì |
| [14:45.42] | yǐ: nǐ zhào ba! |
| [14:45.73] | jiǎ: wǒ zǒu ba. |
| [14:46.05] | yǐ: zěn me zǒu la? |
| [14:47.37] | jiǎ: zǎo shàng bā diǎn lái de, xiàn zài dōu sì diǎn bàn le. |
| [14:50.51] | yǐ: liū liù ér yì tiān. |
| [14:51.71] | jiǎ: gāng dào mén nà ér, yǒu rén bǎ wǒ lán zhù le. nǔ zuǐ |
| [14:56.24] | yǐ: yòu gàn shén me? |
| [14:58.19] | jiǎ: wǒ yī kàn, ō, xià bān le, gù kè zhí gōng zhàn chéng yī pái, tiào zhōng zì wǔ. |
| [15:03.54] | yǐ: duì, zhè shì" wǎn huì bào" de yī zhǒng xíng shì. |
| [15:07.00] | jiǎ: bù xíng a, wǒ dǔ zi zhè ér" gū lū gū lū" zhí jiào huàn. |
| [15:08.89] | yǐ: gǎn jǐn shàng duì guò ér shí táng mǎi diǎn ér chī ba! |
| [15:12.73] | jiǎ:" tóng zhì, wǒ è le yì tiān le, nín děng wǒ shàng duì guò ér mǎi liǎ bāo zi chī." |
| [15:23.36] | yǐ: nà jiù mǎi qù ba. |
| [15:24.43] | jiǎ:" nǐ shén me chū shēn? zhè shì zhōng bù zhōng de wèn tí, nǐ zěn me piān zhè shí hòu chī?" |
| [15:32.61] | yǐ: dé, huán gěi shàng gāng le. |
| [15:35.88] | jiǎ: wǒ yī xiǎng, wǒ tiào ba! tiào wǔ |
| [15:38.65] | yǐ: hái zhēn bù cuò. |
| [15:42.18] | jiǎ: zhī dào shén me yì sī ma? dòng zuò |
| [15:59.86] | yǐ: ná qǐ dāo qiāng. |
| [16:01.87] | jiǎ: dòng zuò |
| [16:02.69] | yǐ: hěn dǎ hēi bāng. |
| [16:03.89] | jiǎ: dòng zuò |
| [16:05.27] | yǐ: wén gōng wǔ wèi. |
| [16:05.65] | jiǎ: dòng zuò |
| [16:06.59] | yǐ: bēn xiàng qián fāng. |
| [16:07.41] | jiǎ: dòng zuò |
| [16:08.23] | yǐ: fàng yǎn quán qiú. |
| [16:09.68] | jiǎ: bú duì. |
| [16:10.37] | yǐ: gāo zhān yuǎn zhǔ. |
| [16:10.75] | jiǎ: bú duì. |
| [16:12.01] | yǐ: fàng yǎn shì jiè! |
| [16:13.77] | jiǎ: bú duì. yǐ: nǐ zhè ér gàn má ne? |
| [16:19.18] | jiǎ: wǒ qiáo nà bāo zi ne! |
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