| [02:01.-2] | Now it's quiet time. |
| [03:23.-1] | Do you think you can have both? |
| [06:43.-1] | A little engagement gift. |
| [08:54.-4] | Have you seen a monkey? |
| [09:00.-4] | Thank you,Mr. Heckles. |
| [09:20.-2] | Oh,great! It went great. Really great. |
| [11:19.-3] | Marcel is an illegal exotic animal. |
| [13:33.-3] | It's not so much you. You were fat. You had your own problems. |
| [16:16.-4] | -What are you gonna do? -Just a tranquilizer. - |
| [16:35.-2] | Run,Marcel,run! |
| [17:46.-1] | Things just sort of happen around you! |
| [17:49.-4] | You're off in "Rachel Land," doing your "Rachel Thing"... |
| [18:24.-1] | -What's with Phoebe? -Tranquilizer dart. - |
| [19:35.-4] | -Oh,come on,Luisa. -Sorry,prom queen. - |
| [20:15.-3] | Take it! |
| [22:48.-1] | I loved high school. |
| [00:02.85] | Okay,I checked. |
| [00:04.18] | We have Earl Grey,English Breakfast, Cinnamon Stick... |
| [00:08.15] | ...Chamomile,Mint Medley, Blackberry and |
| [00:12.09] | Wait,there's one more. Lemon Soother! |
| [00:16.66] | You're not the guy that asked for tea,are you? |
| [00:22.10] | The One Where The Monkey Gets Away |
| [01:12.02] | Mail call! Rachel Greene,bunk seven. |
| [01:14.79] | Thank you. |
| [01:17.62] | Oh,cool! A free sample of coffee. |
| [01:21.09] | Oh,good. Because where else would we get any? |
| [01:25.76] | Oh,right. |
| [01:29.10] | -Oh,great. -What is it? - |
| [01:31.74] | Country club newsletter. |
| [01:33.81] | My mother sends me the engagement notices for inspiration. |
| [01:39.54] | Oh,my God! It's Barry and Mindy! |
| [01:43.58] | Barry,who you almost |
| [01:45.62] | And Mindy,your maid of |
| [01:47.45] | Let me see. That's Mindy? |
| [01:50.22] | She is pretty! |
| [01:53.83] | Lucky... |
| [01:56.56] | ...to have had a friend like you. |
| [02:09.11] | Marcel,bring me the rice. Come on. |
| [02:12.21] | Good boy. Give me the rice. |
| [02:14.21] | Thank you. Good boy. |
| [02:16.21] | He's mastered the difference between "bring me the" and "pee in the." |
| [02:23.92] | "Bring me the" and Rach? |
| [02:28.93] | Oh,I'm sorry. |
| [02:31.46] | This is so stupid! |
| [02:33.40] | I mean,I gave Barry up,right? |
| [02:35.73] | I should be happy for them. |
| [02:38.00] | I am. I'm happy for them. |
| [02:40.34] | -Really? -No. |
| [02:43.41] | I guess it would be different if I were with somebody. |
| [02:47.15] | Whoa,what.... … |
| [02:49.78] | What happened to "Forget relationships! I'm done with men!" |
| [02:54.19] | The whole penis embargo? |
| [03:01.49] | I don't know. |
| [03:02.83] | It's not about no guys. It's about the right guy. |
| [03:07.30] | With Barry it was safe and easy, but there was no heat. |
| [03:11.70] | With Paolo,all there was,was heat. |
| [03:15.27] | -lt was this raw,animal,sexual -Right. I got it. - |
| [03:20.78] | I was there. |
| [03:25.35] | Someone who's your best friend but also can make your toes curl. |
| [03:30.32] | Yes. |
| [03:32.62] | Yes,I do. I really do. |
| [03:35.73] | In fact,it's funny. |
| [03:37.90] | Often,someone you wouldn't think could... |
| [03:41.50] | ...curl your toes... |
| [03:43.54] | ... might just be the one who... |
| [03:47.37] | ...gets interrupted. |
| [03:49.01] | How was the movie? |
| [03:50.81] | -Wonderful! -So good! - |
| [03:52.71] | -Suck fest. -Total chick flick. - |
| [03:57.75] | I'm sorry it wasn't one of those movies with guns and bombs... |
| [04:02.59] | ...and buses going really fast! |
| [04:07.16] | I don't need violence in a movie... |
| [04:10.03] | ...as long as there's a little nudity. |
| [04:13.00] | -There was nudity. -I meant female nudity. - |
| [04:16.67] | I don't need to see Lou Grant frolicking. |
| [04:20.24] | Hugh! Hugh Grant! |
| [04:24.24] | All right,I've got to go. |
| [04:26.44] | Come on,Marcel. |
| [04:28.08] | We're gonna go take a bath. Yes,we are,aren't we? |
| [04:32.35] | They're still just friends,right? |
| [04:38.62] | And I will see you tomorrow. |
| [04:41.03] | You're gonna spend tomorrow at Aunt Rachel's. |
| [04:44.23] | Does Aunt Monica get a say in this? |
| [04:47.73] | Please,Aunt Monica,please? |
| [04:50.37] | Unclench. You're not even gonna be here. |
| [04:59.14] | -I can't believe we're discussing this. -I agree. I'm,like,in disbelief. - |
| [05:05.62] | If it was gonna happen, wouldn't it have happened already? |
| [05:09.45] | She said she wants a relationship with someone exactly like me. |
| [05:14.16] | She said that? |
| [05:15.66] | I added the exactly like me" part. “ |
| [05:19.33] | But she's looking for someone. And someone will be there tonight. |
| [05:24.00] | "Tonight" tonight? |
| [05:25.64] | It's perfect. It'll just be the two of us. |
| [05:28.61] | She spent all day taking care of my monkey. |
| [05:34.18] | I can't remember the last time a girl took care of my monkey. |
| [05:42.29] | Anyway,I figured after work, I'd pick up some wine... |
| [05:46.49] | ...go over there and try to woo her. |
| [05:51.73] | Know what you should do? Know what you should do? |
| [05:53.50] | Take her back to the 1 890s when that phrase was last used. |
| [06:01.57] | If you keep this up,you'll be finished by the weekend. |
| [06:06.14] | The one in the feathered boa is Dr. Francis. |
| [06:09.45] | Now,she used to be a man. |
| [06:12.52] | Look,there's Raven. |
| [06:14.05] | We hate her. We're glad she's dying. |
| [06:17.79] | And then What? Marcel! |
| [06:20.56] | Are you playing with Monica's shoes? You're not supposed to |
| [06:26.80] | Marcel,did you poo in the shoe? |
| [06:30.44] | Oh,Marcel! Bad monkey! |
| [06:33.67] | Oh,God! |
| [06:40.58] | Sorry,Barry. |
| [06:45.32] | I'm sure you didn't register for that. |
| [06:55.89] | Who died? Who died? |
| [06:58.36] | Roll him over! Come on,roll him over! |
| [07:02.13] | Well,we know it wasn't Dexter, right,Marcel? Because |
| [07:06.60] | Marcel? |
| [07:11.68] | -How could you lose him? -I don't know! - |
| [07:14.25] | We were watching TV, he pooped in Monica's shoe.... |
| [07:17.88] | Wait. He pooped in my shoe? Which one? |
| [07:21.02] | I don't know. The left one! |
| [07:24.12] | Which ones? |
| [07:25.39] | Those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything. |
| [07:33.43] | Why is the air in here so negative? |
| [07:37.54] | Rachel lost Marcel. |
| [07:39.54] | Oh,no! How? |
| [07:40.71] | -He pooped in my shoe. -Which one? - |
| [07:43.01] | The cute black ones I always wear. |
| [07:45.58] | No,which one? |
| [07:47.85] | The right or left? |
| [07:50.68] | Because the left one is lucky. |
| [07:53.08] | Come on! What am I gonna do? |
| [07:55.02] | All right. You're a monkey. You're loose in the city. |
| [07:58.89] | Where do you go? |
| [08:01.19] | It's his first time out, so he'll do touristy things. |
| [08:08.10] | I'll go to Cats. You go to the Russian Tea Room. |
| [08:12.47] | Oh,my God! Come on,you guys! |
| [08:15.37] | He'll be home any minute. He's gonna kill me! |
| [08:18.08] | Search the building. Take the first floor. We'll take the rest. |
| [08:22.55] | What am I gonna do? |
| [08:24.15] | You stay here and wait by the phone. |
| [08:26.82] | Spray Lysol in my shoe and wait for Ross to kill you. |
| [08:30.62] | Does anybody want to trade? |
| [08:40.30] | What do you want? |
| [08:41.93] | Mr. Heckles,have you seen a monkey? |
| [08:45.50] | I left a Belgian waffle out here. Did you take it? |
| [08:49.51] | -Why'd you leave it in the hall? -I wasn't ready for it. - |
| [08:57.15] | I saw Regis Philbin once. |
| [09:02.92] | You owe me a waffle. |
| [09:06.42] | He's a black capuchin monkey with a white face... |
| [09:10.19] | ...with Russian dressing and pickles on the side. |
| [09:15.47] | Thanks. |
| [09:18.37] | How did it go today? |
| [09:23.11] | Is that wine? |
| [09:25.18] | You want some? |
| [09:26.91] | Oh,I would love some. |
| [09:28.88] | But let's not drink it here. |
| [09:31.45] | I'm feeling crazy. You wanna go to Newark? |
| [09:39.09] | Okay,but before we head off to the murder capital of the Northeast... |
| [09:44.83] | ... I kind of wanted to run something by you. … |
| [09:48.23] | You know how we were talking before... |
| [09:51.00] | ...about relationships,and stuff. … |
| [09:54.04] | -Oh,God,Ross,I cannot do this! -Okay,quick and painful. - |
| [10:07.02] | Oh,God! |
| [10:08.52] | Okay,all right. All right,okay. |
| [10:11.76] | Please don't hate me. |
| [10:14.00] | What? |
| [10:17.90] | You know Marcel? |
| [10:23.23] | I kind of lost him. |
| [10:41.09] | I can't believe this. |
| [10:44.59] | All I asked you to do was keep him in here! |
| [10:47.89] | I know. I'm sorry. |
| [10:49.26] | It's partially my fault. |
| [10:51.33] | I shouldn't have had you start with a monkey. |
| [10:54.30] | You should have started with a pencil. |
| [10:57.60] | I'm doing everything I can. Everyone's looking for him and I got |
| [11:04.78] | -Who is it? -Animal Control. - |
| [11:06.81] | -I've even got Animal Control. -You called Animal Control? - |
| [11:13.68] | Why? Do you not like them? |
| [11:26.26] | I'm not allowed to have him. If they find him,they'll take him away. |
| [11:31.57] | Well,now,see, you never ever told us that. |
| [11:35.67] | Because I never expected you to invite them to the apartment! |
| [11:45.12] | Thanks for coming. |
| [11:46.72] | Somebody called about a monkey? |
| [11:49.09] | You know,that was a complete misunderstanding. |
| [11:52.79] | We thought we had a monkey, but we didn't. |
| [11:55.59] | -Turned out it was a hat. -Cat! |
| [11:59.76] | We checked,no one's seen Marcel. |
| [12:02.63] | -My uncle Marcel. -ls that who the monkey's named after? - |
| [12:07.87] | Possession of an illegal exotic is punishable... |
| [12:11.08] | ... by two years in prison and confiscation of the animal. |
| [12:14.78] | Oh,my God! |
| [12:16.58] | You'd put that poor little creature in jail? |
| [12:24.52] | Remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first? |
| [12:29.93] | Yes,but there isn't always time. |
| [12:35.83] | I'm sure there's some friendly way to reconcile this. Have a seat. |
| [12:40.81] | We haven't met. I'm Monica Geller. |
| [12:43.61] | Oh,my God,you are! |
| [12:46.44] | And you're Rachel Greene! |
| [12:49.78] | Luisa Gianetti! Lincoln High? |
| [12:52.65] | I sat behind you guys in homeroom. |
| [12:56.69] | Luisa! Oh,my God! |
| [13:00.12] | Monica! It's Luisa! |
| [13:04.83] | I went there too! |
| [13:06.46] | Luisa! From homeroom! |
| [13:10.57] | You have no idea who I am,do you? |
| [13:13.54] | -No. -Not at all. - |
| [13:15.44] | Well,maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me. |
| [13:20.28] | Would it have been hard to say, "Morning,Luisa"... |
| [13:24.25] | ...or "Nice overalls"? |
| [13:31.16] | Oh,I'm so sorry! |
| [13:39.26] | But you. What a bitch! |
| [13:43.33] | What? 什么? |
| [13:44.80] | You know what? Be that as it may... |
| [13:47.44] | ...could you help us with the monkey thing,for old times'sake? |
| [13:51.74] | Go,Bobcats! |
| [13:54.31] | I could. But I won't. |
| [13:57.45] | If I find that monkey,he's mine. |
| [14:05.86] | Sorry. |
| [14:11.16] | Marcel? |
| [14:12.86] | Marcel? |
| [14:22.47] | Hi,can I help you? |
| [14:28.48] | We're having an emergency, and we were looking for something. |
| [14:33.85] | -A monkey. -Yes,have you seen any? |
| [14:36.72] | No,I haven't seen a monkey. |
| [14:39.36] | Can you fix radiators? |
| [14:41.53] | Sure! Did you try turning the knob back the other way? |
| [14:45.23] | -Of course! -Oh. Then,no. - |
| [14:52.34] | -Taste this. Is there too much rum? -Just a second. - |
| [14:56.47] | -Hope you find your monkey. -No,wait! - |
| [15:00.51] | We may not know about radiators... |
| [15:03.25] | ... but we do have expertise in the heating and cooling milieu. |
| [15:11.72] | Aren't we in the middle of something? |
| [15:14.29] | But these women are very hot, and they need our help. |
| [15:18.90] | And they're very hot! |
| [15:23.40] | We can't,all right? |
| [15:25.17] | We're sorry. |
| [15:26.77] | You don't know how sorry. We promised to find this monkey. |
| [15:30.88] | He's this high and answers to the name Marcel. |
| [15:34.21] | So if we could get pictures of you, it'd help us out. |
| [15:46.59] | From now on,you don't get to talk to other people. |
| [15:58.77] | -Oh,my God! -What? |
| [16:00.10] | Something brushed up against my right leg. |
| [16:04.07] | Oh,it's okay. It was just my left leg. |
| [16:08.71] | Look,Phoebe! |
| [16:10.45] | Oh,Marcel! Come here! |
| [16:12.75] | Step aside,ladies. |
| [16:37.14] | Damn! 坏了! |
| [16:38.41] | -Are you okay? -I think so. |
| [16:50.15] | Oh,gosh! |
| [17:02.67] | We've been all over the neighborhood! He's just gone! |
| [17:06.70] | -You don't know that. -It's cold,it's dark. - |
| [17:10.04] | He doesn't know the Village! |
| [17:12.51] | And now I have a broken foot. I have no monkey and a broken foot! |
| [17:17.68] | Thank you very much! |
| [17:19.15] | I've said I'm sorry a million times. |
| [17:22.25] | What do you want me to do? |
| [17:24.22] | You want me to break my foot too? I'll break it right now. |
| [17:28.26] | Oh,my God! There,are you happy now? |
| [17:31.93] | Yeah,now that you kicked the sign... |
| [17:35.90] | ... I don't miss Marcel anymore! |
| [17:40.70] | It's not like I did this on purpose. |
| [17:43.61] | No,this is just vintage Rachel. |
| [17:52.85] | ...oblivious to people's monkeys or to people's feelings and |
| [17:57.45] | I don't want to hear it! Forget it,okay? |
| [18:01.53] | What? 什么? |
| [18:06.23] | Hey,banana man! |
| [18:14.74] | This is so intense! |
| [18:16.34] | One side of my butt is totally asleep and the other side has no idea. |
| [18:29.45] | Hi! Did you order some bananas? |
| [18:31.92] | -What about it? -Give me my monkey back! - |
| [18:34.66] | -I don't have a monkey. -Then what's with the bananas? - |
| [18:38.20] | Potassium. |
| [18:44.07] | Okay,where is he? |
| [18:47.54] | You're wasting your time. |
| [18:51.51] | What? 什么? |
| [19:02.72] | -What have you done to him? -That's my monkey. That's Patty. - |
| [19:08.73] | Are you insane? Come here,Marcel. |
| [19:12.50] | Come here,Patty. |
| [19:13.86] | Come here,Marcel. |
| [19:15.87] | Come here,Patty. |
| [19:17.10] | Here,monkey. |
| [19:19.40] | Here,monkey! |
| [19:20.67] | Gotcha! |
| [19:23.01] | -Give me my monkey back! -It's mine. - |
| [19:25.88] | Take this up with the judge. |
| [19:28.08] | That's not my monkey. The dress is mine. Send it back whenever. |
| [19:32.85] | All right,I want my monkey! |
| [19:38.16] | You had to be a bitch in school, instead of fat. |
| [19:43.69] | In high school,I was prom queen... |
| [19:46.33] | ...and the homecoming queen and you... |
| [19:50.13] | ...were also there. |
| [19:52.87] | But this isn't high school. We're all adults here! |
| [19:57.17] | Heckles! Can I have this? |
| [20:00.68] | For the most part. |
| [20:02.48] | If you take this monkey,I'll lose an important person in my life. |
| [20:07.22] | You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him. |
| [20:11.56] | You have a chance to be the bigger person here. |
| [20:19.93] | No. |
| [20:21.67] | All right. Then I'll call your supervisor and tell her... |
| [20:26.37] | ...you shot my friend with a dart! |
| [20:36.55] | It'll be nice to get this off, won't it? |
| [20:39.48] | Or we can leave it on. That's fine. |
| [20:42.65] | With the right pumps, that would be a great little outfit. |
| [20:50.56] | Listen,I'm sorry I was so hard on you before |
| [20:55.07] | No,it was my fault. I almost lost your |
| [20:58.40] | Yeah,but you got him back. You were great. |
| [21:06.54] | We still have that bottle of wine. |
| [21:10.38] | Are you in the mood for something grape? |
| [21:14.48] | -Sure,that would be good. -All right. |
| [21:27.83] | The neighbors must be vacuuming. |
| [21:37.27] | Well,as long as we're here... |
| [21:42.41] | ...and not on the subject.... … |
| [21:45.62] | I was thinking about... |
| [21:50.22] | ... how mad we got at each other before. … |
| [21:57.03] | And maybe it was partially because of how we |
| [22:01.03] | -Rachel? -Barry? |
| [22:03.17] | I can't do it. I can't marry Mindy. |
| [22:07.87] | I think I'm still in love with you. |
| [22:15.48] | We have got to start locking that door! |
| [22:27.39] | Show us! Come on! |
| [22:28.89] | -lt was such a long time ago. -Okay,fine. All right. - |
| [22:33.03] | This is me in The Sound of Music. See the von Trapp kids? |
| [22:37.53] | That's because I'm in front of them. |
| [22:40.57] | Big nun! |
| [22:43.14] | I thought that was an alp. |
| [22:45.54] | High school wasn't my favorite time. |
| [22:50.35] | It was four years of parties, dating and sex and |
| [22:54.35] | Well,I went to boarding school with 400 boys. |
| [22:58.02] | Any sex I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice. |
| [23:04.16] | Doesn't it seem like a million years ago? |
| [23:11.60] | My butt cheek is waking up! |
| [02:01.-2] | Now it' s quiet time. |
| [03:23.-1] | Do you think you can have both? |
| [06:43.-1] | A little engagement gift. |
| [08:54.-4] | Have you seen a monkey? |
| [09:00.-4] | Thank you, Mr. Heckles. |
| [09:20.-2] | Oh, great! It went great. Really great. |
| [11:19.-3] | Marcel is an illegal exotic animal. |
| [13:33.-3] | It' s not so much you. You were fat. You had your own problems. |
| [16:16.-4] | What are you gonna do? Just a tranquilizer. |
| [16:35.-2] | Run, Marcel, run! |
| [17:46.-1] | Things just sort of happen around you! |
| [17:49.-4] | You' re off in " Rachel Land," doing your " Rachel Thing"... |
| [18:24.-1] | What' s with Phoebe? Tranquilizer dart. |
| [19:35.-4] | Oh, come on, Luisa. Sorry, prom queen. |
| [20:15.-3] | Take it! |
| [22:48.-1] | I loved high school. |
| [00:02.85] | Okay, I checked. |
| [00:04.18] | We have Earl Grey, English Breakfast, Cinnamon Stick... |
| [00:08.15] | ... Chamomile, Mint Medley, Blackberry and |
| [00:12.09] | Wait, there' s one more. Lemon Soother! |
| [00:16.66] | You' re not the guy that asked for tea, are you? |
| [00:22.10] | The One Where The Monkey Gets Away |
| [01:12.02] | Mail call! Rachel Greene, bunk seven. |
| [01:14.79] | Thank you. |
| [01:17.62] | Oh, cool! A free sample of coffee. |
| [01:21.09] | Oh, good. Because where else would we get any? |
| [01:25.76] | Oh, right. |
| [01:29.10] | Oh, great. What is it? |
| [01:31.74] | Country club newsletter. |
| [01:33.81] | My mother sends me the engagement notices for inspiration. |
| [01:39.54] | Oh, my God! It' s Barry and Mindy! |
| [01:43.58] | Barry, who you almost |
| [01:45.62] | And Mindy, your maid of |
| [01:47.45] | Let me see. That' s Mindy? |
| [01:50.22] | She is pretty! |
| [01:53.83] | Lucky... |
| [01:56.56] | ... to have had a friend like you. |
| [02:09.11] | Marcel, bring me the rice. Come on. |
| [02:12.21] | Good boy. Give me the rice. |
| [02:14.21] | Thank you. Good boy. |
| [02:16.21] | He' s mastered the difference between " bring me the" and " pee in the." |
| [02:23.92] | " Bring me the" and Rach? |
| [02:28.93] | Oh, I' m sorry. |
| [02:31.46] | This is so stupid! |
| [02:33.40] | I mean, I gave Barry up, right? |
| [02:35.73] | I should be happy for them. |
| [02:38.00] | I am. I' m happy for them. |
| [02:40.34] | Really? No. |
| [02:43.41] | I guess it would be different if I were with somebody. |
| [02:47.15] | Whoa, what.... |
| [02:49.78] | What happened to " Forget relationships! I' m done with men!" |
| [02:54.19] | The whole penis embargo? |
| [03:01.49] | I don' t know. |
| [03:02.83] | It' s not about no guys. It' s about the right guy. |
| [03:07.30] | With Barry it was safe and easy, but there was no heat. |
| [03:11.70] | With Paolo, all there was, was heat. |
| [03:15.27] | lt was this raw, animal, sexual Right. I got it. |
| [03:20.78] | I was there. |
| [03:25.35] | Someone who' s your best friend but also can make your toes curl. |
| [03:30.32] | Yes. |
| [03:32.62] | Yes, I do. I really do. |
| [03:35.73] | In fact, it' s funny. |
| [03:37.90] | Often, someone you wouldn' t think could... |
| [03:41.50] | ... curl your toes... |
| [03:43.54] | ... might just be the one who... |
| [03:47.37] | ... gets interrupted. |
| [03:49.01] | How was the movie? |
| [03:50.81] | Wonderful! So good! |
| [03:52.71] | Suck fest. Total chick flick. |
| [03:57.75] | I' m sorry it wasn' t one of those movies with guns and bombs... |
| [04:02.59] | ... and buses going really fast! |
| [04:07.16] | I don' t need violence in a movie... |
| [04:10.03] | ... as long as there' s a little nudity. |
| [04:13.00] | There was nudity. I meant female nudity. |
| [04:16.67] | I don' t need to see Lou Grant frolicking. |
| [04:20.24] | Hugh! Hugh Grant! |
| [04:24.24] | All right, I' ve got to go. |
| [04:26.44] | Come on, Marcel. |
| [04:28.08] | We' re gonna go take a bath. Yes, we are, aren' t we? |
| [04:32.35] | They' re still just friends, right? |
| [04:38.62] | And I will see you tomorrow. |
| [04:41.03] | You' re gonna spend tomorrow at Aunt Rachel' s. |
| [04:44.23] | Does Aunt Monica get a say in this? |
| [04:47.73] | Please, Aunt Monica, please? |
| [04:50.37] | Unclench. You' re not even gonna be here. |
| [04:59.14] | I can' t believe we' re discussing this. I agree. I' m, like, in disbelief. |
| [05:05.62] | If it was gonna happen, wouldn' t it have happened already? |
| [05:09.45] | She said she wants a relationship with someone exactly like me. |
| [05:14.16] | She said that? |
| [05:15.66] | I added the exactly like me" part. " |
| [05:19.33] | But she' s looking for someone. And someone will be there tonight. |
| [05:24.00] | " Tonight" tonight? |
| [05:25.64] | It' s perfect. It' ll just be the two of us. |
| [05:28.61] | She spent all day taking care of my monkey. |
| [05:34.18] | I can' t remember the last time a girl took care of my monkey. |
| [05:42.29] | Anyway, I figured after work, I' d pick up some wine... |
| [05:46.49] | ... go over there and try to woo her. |
| [05:51.73] | Know what you should do? Know what you should do? |
| [05:53.50] | Take her back to the 1 890s when that phrase was last used. |
| [06:01.57] | If you keep this up, you' ll be finished by the weekend. |
| [06:06.14] | The one in the feathered boa is Dr. Francis. |
| [06:09.45] | Now, she used to be a man. |
| [06:12.52] | Look, there' s Raven. |
| [06:14.05] | We hate her. We' re glad she' s dying. |
| [06:17.79] | And then What? Marcel! |
| [06:20.56] | Are you playing with Monica' s shoes? You' re not supposed to |
| [06:26.80] | Marcel, did you poo in the shoe? |
| [06:30.44] | Oh, Marcel! Bad monkey! |
| [06:33.67] | Oh, God! |
| [06:40.58] | Sorry, Barry. |
| [06:45.32] | I' m sure you didn' t register for that. |
| [06:55.89] | Who died? Who died? |
| [06:58.36] | Roll him over! Come on, roll him over! |
| [07:02.13] | Well, we know it wasn' t Dexter, right, Marcel? Because |
| [07:06.60] | Marcel? |
| [07:11.68] | How could you lose him? I don' t know! |
| [07:14.25] | We were watching TV, he pooped in Monica' s shoe.... |
| [07:17.88] | Wait. He pooped in my shoe? Which one? |
| [07:21.02] | I don' t know. The left one! |
| [07:24.12] | Which ones? |
| [07:25.39] | Those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything. |
| [07:33.43] | Why is the air in here so negative? |
| [07:37.54] | Rachel lost Marcel. |
| [07:39.54] | Oh, no! How? |
| [07:40.71] | He pooped in my shoe. Which one? |
| [07:43.01] | The cute black ones I always wear. |
| [07:45.58] | No, which one? |
| [07:47.85] | The right or left? |
| [07:50.68] | Because the left one is lucky. |
| [07:53.08] | Come on! What am I gonna do? |
| [07:55.02] | All right. You' re a monkey. You' re loose in the city. |
| [07:58.89] | Where do you go? |
| [08:01.19] | It' s his first time out, so he' ll do touristy things. |
| [08:08.10] | I' ll go to Cats. You go to the Russian Tea Room. |
| [08:12.47] | Oh, my God! Come on, you guys! |
| [08:15.37] | He' ll be home any minute. He' s gonna kill me! |
| [08:18.08] | Search the building. Take the first floor. We' ll take the rest. |
| [08:22.55] | What am I gonna do? |
| [08:24.15] | You stay here and wait by the phone. |
| [08:26.82] | Spray Lysol in my shoe and wait for Ross to kill you. |
| [08:30.62] | Does anybody want to trade? |
| [08:40.30] | What do you want? |
| [08:41.93] | Mr. Heckles, have you seen a monkey? |
| [08:45.50] | I left a Belgian waffle out here. Did you take it? |
| [08:49.51] | Why' d you leave it in the hall? I wasn' t ready for it. |
| [08:57.15] | I saw Regis Philbin once. |
| [09:02.92] | You owe me a waffle. |
| [09:06.42] | He' s a black capuchin monkey with a white face... |
| [09:10.19] | ... with Russian dressing and pickles on the side. |
| [09:15.47] | Thanks. |
| [09:18.37] | How did it go today? |
| [09:23.11] | Is that wine? |
| [09:25.18] | You want some? |
| [09:26.91] | Oh, I would love some. |
| [09:28.88] | But let' s not drink it here. |
| [09:31.45] | I' m feeling crazy. You wanna go to Newark? |
| [09:39.09] | Okay, but before we head off to the murder capital of the Northeast... |
| [09:44.83] | ... I kind of wanted to run something by you. |
| [09:48.23] | You know how we were talking before... |
| [09:51.00] | ... about relationships, and stuff. |
| [09:54.04] | Oh, God, Ross, I cannot do this! Okay, quick and painful. |
| [10:07.02] | Oh, God! |
| [10:08.52] | Okay, all right. All right, okay. |
| [10:11.76] | Please don' t hate me. |
| [10:14.00] | What? |
| [10:17.90] | You know Marcel? |
| [10:23.23] | I kind of lost him. |
| [10:41.09] | I can' t believe this. |
| [10:44.59] | All I asked you to do was keep him in here! |
| [10:47.89] | I know. I' m sorry. |
| [10:49.26] | It' s partially my fault. |
| [10:51.33] | I shouldn' t have had you start with a monkey. |
| [10:54.30] | You should have started with a pencil. |
| [10:57.60] | I' m doing everything I can. Everyone' s looking for him and I got |
| [11:04.78] | Who is it? Animal Control. |
| [11:06.81] | I' ve even got Animal Control. You called Animal Control? |
| [11:13.68] | Why? Do you not like them? |
| [11:26.26] | I' m not allowed to have him. If they find him, they' ll take him away. |
| [11:31.57] | Well, now, see, you never ever told us that. |
| [11:35.67] | Because I never expected you to invite them to the apartment! |
| [11:45.12] | Thanks for coming. |
| [11:46.72] | Somebody called about a monkey? |
| [11:49.09] | You know, that was a complete misunderstanding. |
| [11:52.79] | We thought we had a monkey, but we didn' t. |
| [11:55.59] | Turned out it was a hat. Cat! |
| [11:59.76] | We checked, no one' s seen Marcel. |
| [12:02.63] | My uncle Marcel. ls that who the monkey' s named after? |
| [12:07.87] | Possession of an illegal exotic is punishable... |
| [12:11.08] | ... by two years in prison and confiscation of the animal. |
| [12:14.78] | Oh, my God! |
| [12:16.58] | You' d put that poor little creature in jail? |
| [12:24.52] | Remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first? |
| [12:29.93] | Yes, but there isn' t always time. |
| [12:35.83] | I' m sure there' s some friendly way to reconcile this. Have a seat. |
| [12:40.81] | We haven' t met. I' m Monica Geller. |
| [12:43.61] | Oh, my God, you are! |
| [12:46.44] | And you' re Rachel Greene! |
| [12:49.78] | Luisa Gianetti! Lincoln High? |
| [12:52.65] | I sat behind you guys in homeroom. |
| [12:56.69] | Luisa! Oh, my God! |
| [13:00.12] | Monica! It' s Luisa! |
| [13:04.83] | I went there too! |
| [13:06.46] | Luisa! From homeroom! |
| [13:10.57] | You have no idea who I am, do you? |
| [13:13.54] | No. Not at all. |
| [13:15.44] | Well, maybe that' s because you spent four years ignoring me. |
| [13:20.28] | Would it have been hard to say, " Morning, Luisa"... |
| [13:24.25] | ... or " Nice overalls"? |
| [13:31.16] | Oh, I' m so sorry! |
| [13:39.26] | But you. What a bitch! |
| [13:43.33] | What? shen me? |
| [13:44.80] | You know what? Be that as it may... |
| [13:47.44] | ... could you help us with the monkey thing, for old times' sake? |
| [13:51.74] | Go, Bobcats! |
| [13:54.31] | I could. But I won' t. |
| [13:57.45] | If I find that monkey, he' s mine. |
| [14:05.86] | Sorry. |
| [14:11.16] | Marcel? |
| [14:12.86] | Marcel? |
| [14:22.47] | Hi, can I help you? |
| [14:28.48] | We' re having an emergency, and we were looking for something. |
| [14:33.85] | A monkey. Yes, have you seen any? |
| [14:36.72] | No, I haven' t seen a monkey. |
| [14:39.36] | Can you fix radiators? |
| [14:41.53] | Sure! Did you try turning the knob back the other way? |
| [14:45.23] | Of course! Oh. Then, no. |
| [14:52.34] | Taste this. Is there too much rum? Just a second. |
| [14:56.47] | Hope you find your monkey. No, wait! |
| [15:00.51] | We may not know about radiators... |
| [15:03.25] | ... but we do have expertise in the heating and cooling milieu. |
| [15:11.72] | Aren' t we in the middle of something? |
| [15:14.29] | But these women are very hot, and they need our help. |
| [15:18.90] | And they' re very hot! |
| [15:23.40] | We can' t, all right? |
| [15:25.17] | We' re sorry. |
| [15:26.77] | You don' t know how sorry. We promised to find this monkey. |
| [15:30.88] | He' s this high and answers to the name Marcel. |
| [15:34.21] | So if we could get pictures of you, it' d help us out. |
| [15:46.59] | From now on, you don' t get to talk to other people. |
| [15:58.77] | Oh, my God! What? |
| [16:00.10] | Something brushed up against my right leg. |
| [16:04.07] | Oh, it' s okay. It was just my left leg. |
| [16:08.71] | Look, Phoebe! |
| [16:10.45] | Oh, Marcel! Come here! |
| [16:12.75] | Step aside, ladies. |
| [16:37.14] | Damn! huai le! |
| [16:38.41] | Are you okay? I think so. |
| [16:50.15] | Oh, gosh! |
| [17:02.67] | We' ve been all over the neighborhood! He' s just gone! |
| [17:06.70] | You don' t know that. It' s cold, it' s dark. |
| [17:10.04] | He doesn' t know the Village! |
| [17:12.51] | And now I have a broken foot. I have no monkey and a broken foot! |
| [17:17.68] | Thank you very much! |
| [17:19.15] | I' ve said I' m sorry a million times. |
| [17:22.25] | What do you want me to do? |
| [17:24.22] | You want me to break my foot too? I' ll break it right now. |
| [17:28.26] | Oh, my God! There, are you happy now? |
| [17:31.93] | Yeah, now that you kicked the sign... |
| [17:35.90] | ... I don' t miss Marcel anymore! |
| [17:40.70] | It' s not like I did this on purpose. |
| [17:43.61] | No, this is just vintage Rachel. |
| [17:52.85] | ... oblivious to people' s monkeys or to people' s feelings and |
| [17:57.45] | I don' t want to hear it! Forget it, okay? |
| [18:01.53] | What? shen me? |
| [18:06.23] | Hey, banana man! |
| [18:14.74] | This is so intense! |
| [18:16.34] | One side of my butt is totally asleep and the other side has no idea. |
| [18:29.45] | Hi! Did you order some bananas? |
| [18:31.92] | What about it? Give me my monkey back! |
| [18:34.66] | I don' t have a monkey. Then what' s with the bananas? |
| [18:38.20] | Potassium. |
| [18:44.07] | Okay, where is he? |
| [18:47.54] | You' re wasting your time. |
| [18:51.51] | What? shen me? |
| [19:02.72] | What have you done to him? That' s my monkey. That' s Patty. |
| [19:08.73] | Are you insane? Come here, Marcel. |
| [19:12.50] | Come here, Patty. |
| [19:13.86] | Come here, Marcel. |
| [19:15.87] | Come here, Patty. |
| [19:17.10] | Here, monkey. |
| [19:19.40] | Here, monkey! |
| [19:20.67] | Gotcha! |
| [19:23.01] | Give me my monkey back! It' s mine. |
| [19:25.88] | Take this up with the judge. |
| [19:28.08] | That' s not my monkey. The dress is mine. Send it back whenever. |
| [19:32.85] | All right, I want my monkey! |
| [19:38.16] | You had to be a bitch in school, instead of fat. |
| [19:43.69] | In high school, I was prom queen... |
| [19:46.33] | ... and the homecoming queen and you... |
| [19:50.13] | ... were also there. |
| [19:52.87] | But this isn' t high school. We' re all adults here! |
| [19:57.17] | Heckles! Can I have this? |
| [20:00.68] | For the most part. |
| [20:02.48] | If you take this monkey, I' ll lose an important person in my life. |
| [20:07.22] | You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him. |
| [20:11.56] | You have a chance to be the bigger person here. |
| [20:19.93] | No. |
| [20:21.67] | All right. Then I' ll call your supervisor and tell her... |
| [20:26.37] | ... you shot my friend with a dart! |
| [20:36.55] | It' ll be nice to get this off, won' t it? |
| [20:39.48] | Or we can leave it on. That' s fine. |
| [20:42.65] | With the right pumps, that would be a great little outfit. |
| [20:50.56] | Listen, I' m sorry I was so hard on you before |
| [20:55.07] | No, it was my fault. I almost lost your |
| [20:58.40] | Yeah, but you got him back. You were great. |
| [21:06.54] | We still have that bottle of wine. |
| [21:10.38] | Are you in the mood for something grape? |
| [21:14.48] | Sure, that would be good. All right. |
| [21:27.83] | The neighbors must be vacuuming. |
| [21:37.27] | Well, as long as we' re here... |
| [21:42.41] | ... and not on the subject.... |
| [21:45.62] | I was thinking about... |
| [21:50.22] | ... how mad we got at each other before. |
| [21:57.03] | And maybe it was partially because of how we |
| [22:01.03] | Rachel? Barry? |
| [22:03.17] | I can' t do it. I can' t marry Mindy. |
| [22:07.87] | I think I' m still in love with you. |
| [22:15.48] | We have got to start locking that door! |
| [22:27.39] | Show us! Come on! |
| [22:28.89] | lt was such a long time ago. Okay, fine. All right. |
| [22:33.03] | This is me in The Sound of Music. See the von Trapp kids? |
| [22:37.53] | That' s because I' m in front of them. |
| [22:40.57] | Big nun! |
| [22:43.14] | I thought that was an alp. |
| [22:45.54] | High school wasn' t my favorite time. |
| [22:50.35] | It was four years of parties, dating and sex and |
| [22:54.35] | Well, I went to boarding school with 400 boys. |
| [22:58.02] | Any sex I had would' ve involved a major lifestyle choice. |
| [23:04.16] | Doesn' t it seem like a million years ago? |
| [23:11.60] | My butt cheek is waking up! |
| [02:01.-2] | Now it' s quiet time. |
| [03:23.-1] | Do you think you can have both? |
| [06:43.-1] | A little engagement gift. |
| [08:54.-4] | Have you seen a monkey? |
| [09:00.-4] | Thank you, Mr. Heckles. |
| [09:20.-2] | Oh, great! It went great. Really great. |
| [11:19.-3] | Marcel is an illegal exotic animal. |
| [13:33.-3] | It' s not so much you. You were fat. You had your own problems. |
| [16:16.-4] | What are you gonna do? Just a tranquilizer. |
| [16:35.-2] | Run, Marcel, run! |
| [17:46.-1] | Things just sort of happen around you! |
| [17:49.-4] | You' re off in " Rachel Land," doing your " Rachel Thing"... |
| [18:24.-1] | What' s with Phoebe? Tranquilizer dart. |
| [19:35.-4] | Oh, come on, Luisa. Sorry, prom queen. |
| [20:15.-3] | Take it! |
| [22:48.-1] | I loved high school. |
| [00:02.85] | Okay, I checked. |
| [00:04.18] | We have Earl Grey, English Breakfast, Cinnamon Stick... |
| [00:08.15] | ... Chamomile, Mint Medley, Blackberry and |
| [00:12.09] | Wait, there' s one more. Lemon Soother! |
| [00:16.66] | You' re not the guy that asked for tea, are you? |
| [00:22.10] | The One Where The Monkey Gets Away |
| [01:12.02] | Mail call! Rachel Greene, bunk seven. |
| [01:14.79] | Thank you. |
| [01:17.62] | Oh, cool! A free sample of coffee. |
| [01:21.09] | Oh, good. Because where else would we get any? |
| [01:25.76] | Oh, right. |
| [01:29.10] | Oh, great. What is it? |
| [01:31.74] | Country club newsletter. |
| [01:33.81] | My mother sends me the engagement notices for inspiration. |
| [01:39.54] | Oh, my God! It' s Barry and Mindy! |
| [01:43.58] | Barry, who you almost |
| [01:45.62] | And Mindy, your maid of |
| [01:47.45] | Let me see. That' s Mindy? |
| [01:50.22] | She is pretty! |
| [01:53.83] | Lucky... |
| [01:56.56] | ... to have had a friend like you. |
| [02:09.11] | Marcel, bring me the rice. Come on. |
| [02:12.21] | Good boy. Give me the rice. |
| [02:14.21] | Thank you. Good boy. |
| [02:16.21] | He' s mastered the difference between " bring me the" and " pee in the." |
| [02:23.92] | " Bring me the" and Rach? |
| [02:28.93] | Oh, I' m sorry. |
| [02:31.46] | This is so stupid! |
| [02:33.40] | I mean, I gave Barry up, right? |
| [02:35.73] | I should be happy for them. |
| [02:38.00] | I am. I' m happy for them. |
| [02:40.34] | Really? No. |
| [02:43.41] | I guess it would be different if I were with somebody. |
| [02:47.15] | Whoa, what.... |
| [02:49.78] | What happened to " Forget relationships! I' m done with men!" |
| [02:54.19] | The whole penis embargo? |
| [03:01.49] | I don' t know. |
| [03:02.83] | It' s not about no guys. It' s about the right guy. |
| [03:07.30] | With Barry it was safe and easy, but there was no heat. |
| [03:11.70] | With Paolo, all there was, was heat. |
| [03:15.27] | lt was this raw, animal, sexual Right. I got it. |
| [03:20.78] | I was there. |
| [03:25.35] | Someone who' s your best friend but also can make your toes curl. |
| [03:30.32] | Yes. |
| [03:32.62] | Yes, I do. I really do. |
| [03:35.73] | In fact, it' s funny. |
| [03:37.90] | Often, someone you wouldn' t think could... |
| [03:41.50] | ... curl your toes... |
| [03:43.54] | ... might just be the one who... |
| [03:47.37] | ... gets interrupted. |
| [03:49.01] | How was the movie? |
| [03:50.81] | Wonderful! So good! |
| [03:52.71] | Suck fest. Total chick flick. |
| [03:57.75] | I' m sorry it wasn' t one of those movies with guns and bombs... |
| [04:02.59] | ... and buses going really fast! |
| [04:07.16] | I don' t need violence in a movie... |
| [04:10.03] | ... as long as there' s a little nudity. |
| [04:13.00] | There was nudity. I meant female nudity. |
| [04:16.67] | I don' t need to see Lou Grant frolicking. |
| [04:20.24] | Hugh! Hugh Grant! |
| [04:24.24] | All right, I' ve got to go. |
| [04:26.44] | Come on, Marcel. |
| [04:28.08] | We' re gonna go take a bath. Yes, we are, aren' t we? |
| [04:32.35] | They' re still just friends, right? |
| [04:38.62] | And I will see you tomorrow. |
| [04:41.03] | You' re gonna spend tomorrow at Aunt Rachel' s. |
| [04:44.23] | Does Aunt Monica get a say in this? |
| [04:47.73] | Please, Aunt Monica, please? |
| [04:50.37] | Unclench. You' re not even gonna be here. |
| [04:59.14] | I can' t believe we' re discussing this. I agree. I' m, like, in disbelief. |
| [05:05.62] | If it was gonna happen, wouldn' t it have happened already? |
| [05:09.45] | She said she wants a relationship with someone exactly like me. |
| [05:14.16] | She said that? |
| [05:15.66] | I added the exactly like me" part. " |
| [05:19.33] | But she' s looking for someone. And someone will be there tonight. |
| [05:24.00] | " Tonight" tonight? |
| [05:25.64] | It' s perfect. It' ll just be the two of us. |
| [05:28.61] | She spent all day taking care of my monkey. |
| [05:34.18] | I can' t remember the last time a girl took care of my monkey. |
| [05:42.29] | Anyway, I figured after work, I' d pick up some wine... |
| [05:46.49] | ... go over there and try to woo her. |
| [05:51.73] | Know what you should do? Know what you should do? |
| [05:53.50] | Take her back to the 1 890s when that phrase was last used. |
| [06:01.57] | If you keep this up, you' ll be finished by the weekend. |
| [06:06.14] | The one in the feathered boa is Dr. Francis. |
| [06:09.45] | Now, she used to be a man. |
| [06:12.52] | Look, there' s Raven. |
| [06:14.05] | We hate her. We' re glad she' s dying. |
| [06:17.79] | And then What? Marcel! |
| [06:20.56] | Are you playing with Monica' s shoes? You' re not supposed to |
| [06:26.80] | Marcel, did you poo in the shoe? |
| [06:30.44] | Oh, Marcel! Bad monkey! |
| [06:33.67] | Oh, God! |
| [06:40.58] | Sorry, Barry. |
| [06:45.32] | I' m sure you didn' t register for that. |
| [06:55.89] | Who died? Who died? |
| [06:58.36] | Roll him over! Come on, roll him over! |
| [07:02.13] | Well, we know it wasn' t Dexter, right, Marcel? Because |
| [07:06.60] | Marcel? |
| [07:11.68] | How could you lose him? I don' t know! |
| [07:14.25] | We were watching TV, he pooped in Monica' s shoe.... |
| [07:17.88] | Wait. He pooped in my shoe? Which one? |
| [07:21.02] | I don' t know. The left one! |
| [07:24.12] | Which ones? |
| [07:25.39] | Those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything. |
| [07:33.43] | Why is the air in here so negative? |
| [07:37.54] | Rachel lost Marcel. |
| [07:39.54] | Oh, no! How? |
| [07:40.71] | He pooped in my shoe. Which one? |
| [07:43.01] | The cute black ones I always wear. |
| [07:45.58] | No, which one? |
| [07:47.85] | The right or left? |
| [07:50.68] | Because the left one is lucky. |
| [07:53.08] | Come on! What am I gonna do? |
| [07:55.02] | All right. You' re a monkey. You' re loose in the city. |
| [07:58.89] | Where do you go? |
| [08:01.19] | It' s his first time out, so he' ll do touristy things. |
| [08:08.10] | I' ll go to Cats. You go to the Russian Tea Room. |
| [08:12.47] | Oh, my God! Come on, you guys! |
| [08:15.37] | He' ll be home any minute. He' s gonna kill me! |
| [08:18.08] | Search the building. Take the first floor. We' ll take the rest. |
| [08:22.55] | What am I gonna do? |
| [08:24.15] | You stay here and wait by the phone. |
| [08:26.82] | Spray Lysol in my shoe and wait for Ross to kill you. |
| [08:30.62] | Does anybody want to trade? |
| [08:40.30] | What do you want? |
| [08:41.93] | Mr. Heckles, have you seen a monkey? |
| [08:45.50] | I left a Belgian waffle out here. Did you take it? |
| [08:49.51] | Why' d you leave it in the hall? I wasn' t ready for it. |
| [08:57.15] | I saw Regis Philbin once. |
| [09:02.92] | You owe me a waffle. |
| [09:06.42] | He' s a black capuchin monkey with a white face... |
| [09:10.19] | ... with Russian dressing and pickles on the side. |
| [09:15.47] | Thanks. |
| [09:18.37] | How did it go today? |
| [09:23.11] | Is that wine? |
| [09:25.18] | You want some? |
| [09:26.91] | Oh, I would love some. |
| [09:28.88] | But let' s not drink it here. |
| [09:31.45] | I' m feeling crazy. You wanna go to Newark? |
| [09:39.09] | Okay, but before we head off to the murder capital of the Northeast... |
| [09:44.83] | ... I kind of wanted to run something by you. |
| [09:48.23] | You know how we were talking before... |
| [09:51.00] | ... about relationships, and stuff. |
| [09:54.04] | Oh, God, Ross, I cannot do this! Okay, quick and painful. |
| [10:07.02] | Oh, God! |
| [10:08.52] | Okay, all right. All right, okay. |
| [10:11.76] | Please don' t hate me. |
| [10:14.00] | What? |
| [10:17.90] | You know Marcel? |
| [10:23.23] | I kind of lost him. |
| [10:41.09] | I can' t believe this. |
| [10:44.59] | All I asked you to do was keep him in here! |
| [10:47.89] | I know. I' m sorry. |
| [10:49.26] | It' s partially my fault. |
| [10:51.33] | I shouldn' t have had you start with a monkey. |
| [10:54.30] | You should have started with a pencil. |
| [10:57.60] | I' m doing everything I can. Everyone' s looking for him and I got |
| [11:04.78] | Who is it? Animal Control. |
| [11:06.81] | I' ve even got Animal Control. You called Animal Control? |
| [11:13.68] | Why? Do you not like them? |
| [11:26.26] | I' m not allowed to have him. If they find him, they' ll take him away. |
| [11:31.57] | Well, now, see, you never ever told us that. |
| [11:35.67] | Because I never expected you to invite them to the apartment! |
| [11:45.12] | Thanks for coming. |
| [11:46.72] | Somebody called about a monkey? |
| [11:49.09] | You know, that was a complete misunderstanding. |
| [11:52.79] | We thought we had a monkey, but we didn' t. |
| [11:55.59] | Turned out it was a hat. Cat! |
| [11:59.76] | We checked, no one' s seen Marcel. |
| [12:02.63] | My uncle Marcel. ls that who the monkey' s named after? |
| [12:07.87] | Possession of an illegal exotic is punishable... |
| [12:11.08] | ... by two years in prison and confiscation of the animal. |
| [12:14.78] | Oh, my God! |
| [12:16.58] | You' d put that poor little creature in jail? |
| [12:24.52] | Remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first? |
| [12:29.93] | Yes, but there isn' t always time. |
| [12:35.83] | I' m sure there' s some friendly way to reconcile this. Have a seat. |
| [12:40.81] | We haven' t met. I' m Monica Geller. |
| [12:43.61] | Oh, my God, you are! |
| [12:46.44] | And you' re Rachel Greene! |
| [12:49.78] | Luisa Gianetti! Lincoln High? |
| [12:52.65] | I sat behind you guys in homeroom. |
| [12:56.69] | Luisa! Oh, my God! |
| [13:00.12] | Monica! It' s Luisa! |
| [13:04.83] | I went there too! |
| [13:06.46] | Luisa! From homeroom! |
| [13:10.57] | You have no idea who I am, do you? |
| [13:13.54] | No. Not at all. |
| [13:15.44] | Well, maybe that' s because you spent four years ignoring me. |
| [13:20.28] | Would it have been hard to say, " Morning, Luisa"... |
| [13:24.25] | ... or " Nice overalls"? |
| [13:31.16] | Oh, I' m so sorry! |
| [13:39.26] | But you. What a bitch! |
| [13:43.33] | What? shén me? |
| [13:44.80] | You know what? Be that as it may... |
| [13:47.44] | ... could you help us with the monkey thing, for old times' sake? |
| [13:51.74] | Go, Bobcats! |
| [13:54.31] | I could. But I won' t. |
| [13:57.45] | If I find that monkey, he' s mine. |
| [14:05.86] | Sorry. |
| [14:11.16] | Marcel? |
| [14:12.86] | Marcel? |
| [14:22.47] | Hi, can I help you? |
| [14:28.48] | We' re having an emergency, and we were looking for something. |
| [14:33.85] | A monkey. Yes, have you seen any? |
| [14:36.72] | No, I haven' t seen a monkey. |
| [14:39.36] | Can you fix radiators? |
| [14:41.53] | Sure! Did you try turning the knob back the other way? |
| [14:45.23] | Of course! Oh. Then, no. |
| [14:52.34] | Taste this. Is there too much rum? Just a second. |
| [14:56.47] | Hope you find your monkey. No, wait! |
| [15:00.51] | We may not know about radiators... |
| [15:03.25] | ... but we do have expertise in the heating and cooling milieu. |
| [15:11.72] | Aren' t we in the middle of something? |
| [15:14.29] | But these women are very hot, and they need our help. |
| [15:18.90] | And they' re very hot! |
| [15:23.40] | We can' t, all right? |
| [15:25.17] | We' re sorry. |
| [15:26.77] | You don' t know how sorry. We promised to find this monkey. |
| [15:30.88] | He' s this high and answers to the name Marcel. |
| [15:34.21] | So if we could get pictures of you, it' d help us out. |
| [15:46.59] | From now on, you don' t get to talk to other people. |
| [15:58.77] | Oh, my God! What? |
| [16:00.10] | Something brushed up against my right leg. |
| [16:04.07] | Oh, it' s okay. It was just my left leg. |
| [16:08.71] | Look, Phoebe! |
| [16:10.45] | Oh, Marcel! Come here! |
| [16:12.75] | Step aside, ladies. |
| [16:37.14] | Damn! huài le! |
| [16:38.41] | Are you okay? I think so. |
| [16:50.15] | Oh, gosh! |
| [17:02.67] | We' ve been all over the neighborhood! He' s just gone! |
| [17:06.70] | You don' t know that. It' s cold, it' s dark. |
| [17:10.04] | He doesn' t know the Village! |
| [17:12.51] | And now I have a broken foot. I have no monkey and a broken foot! |
| [17:17.68] | Thank you very much! |
| [17:19.15] | I' ve said I' m sorry a million times. |
| [17:22.25] | What do you want me to do? |
| [17:24.22] | You want me to break my foot too? I' ll break it right now. |
| [17:28.26] | Oh, my God! There, are you happy now? |
| [17:31.93] | Yeah, now that you kicked the sign... |
| [17:35.90] | ... I don' t miss Marcel anymore! |
| [17:40.70] | It' s not like I did this on purpose. |
| [17:43.61] | No, this is just vintage Rachel. |
| [17:52.85] | ... oblivious to people' s monkeys or to people' s feelings and |
| [17:57.45] | I don' t want to hear it! Forget it, okay? |
| [18:01.53] | What? shén me? |
| [18:06.23] | Hey, banana man! |
| [18:14.74] | This is so intense! |
| [18:16.34] | One side of my butt is totally asleep and the other side has no idea. |
| [18:29.45] | Hi! Did you order some bananas? |
| [18:31.92] | What about it? Give me my monkey back! |
| [18:34.66] | I don' t have a monkey. Then what' s with the bananas? |
| [18:38.20] | Potassium. |
| [18:44.07] | Okay, where is he? |
| [18:47.54] | You' re wasting your time. |
| [18:51.51] | What? shén me? |
| [19:02.72] | What have you done to him? That' s my monkey. That' s Patty. |
| [19:08.73] | Are you insane? Come here, Marcel. |
| [19:12.50] | Come here, Patty. |
| [19:13.86] | Come here, Marcel. |
| [19:15.87] | Come here, Patty. |
| [19:17.10] | Here, monkey. |
| [19:19.40] | Here, monkey! |
| [19:20.67] | Gotcha! |
| [19:23.01] | Give me my monkey back! It' s mine. |
| [19:25.88] | Take this up with the judge. |
| [19:28.08] | That' s not my monkey. The dress is mine. Send it back whenever. |
| [19:32.85] | All right, I want my monkey! |
| [19:38.16] | You had to be a bitch in school, instead of fat. |
| [19:43.69] | In high school, I was prom queen... |
| [19:46.33] | ... and the homecoming queen and you... |
| [19:50.13] | ... were also there. |
| [19:52.87] | But this isn' t high school. We' re all adults here! |
| [19:57.17] | Heckles! Can I have this? |
| [20:00.68] | For the most part. |
| [20:02.48] | If you take this monkey, I' ll lose an important person in my life. |
| [20:07.22] | You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him. |
| [20:11.56] | You have a chance to be the bigger person here. |
| [20:19.93] | No. |
| [20:21.67] | All right. Then I' ll call your supervisor and tell her... |
| [20:26.37] | ... you shot my friend with a dart! |
| [20:36.55] | It' ll be nice to get this off, won' t it? |
| [20:39.48] | Or we can leave it on. That' s fine. |
| [20:42.65] | With the right pumps, that would be a great little outfit. |
| [20:50.56] | Listen, I' m sorry I was so hard on you before |
| [20:55.07] | No, it was my fault. I almost lost your |
| [20:58.40] | Yeah, but you got him back. You were great. |
| [21:06.54] | We still have that bottle of wine. |
| [21:10.38] | Are you in the mood for something grape? |
| [21:14.48] | Sure, that would be good. All right. |
| [21:27.83] | The neighbors must be vacuuming. |
| [21:37.27] | Well, as long as we' re here... |
| [21:42.41] | ... and not on the subject.... |
| [21:45.62] | I was thinking about... |
| [21:50.22] | ... how mad we got at each other before. |
| [21:57.03] | And maybe it was partially because of how we |
| [22:01.03] | Rachel? Barry? |
| [22:03.17] | I can' t do it. I can' t marry Mindy. |
| [22:07.87] | I think I' m still in love with you. |
| [22:15.48] | We have got to start locking that door! |
| [22:27.39] | Show us! Come on! |
| [22:28.89] | lt was such a long time ago. Okay, fine. All right. |
| [22:33.03] | This is me in The Sound of Music. See the von Trapp kids? |
| [22:37.53] | That' s because I' m in front of them. |
| [22:40.57] | Big nun! |
| [22:43.14] | I thought that was an alp. |
| [22:45.54] | High school wasn' t my favorite time. |
| [22:50.35] | It was four years of parties, dating and sex and |
| [22:54.35] | Well, I went to boarding school with 400 boys. |
| [22:58.02] | Any sex I had would' ve involved a major lifestyle choice. |
| [23:04.16] | Doesn' t it seem like a million years ago? |
| [23:11.60] | My butt cheek is waking up! |
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