[02:01.-2]Now it's quiet time.
[03:23.-1]Do you think you can have both?
[06:43.-1]A little engagement gift.
[08:54.-4]Have you seen a monkey?
[09:00.-4]Thank you,Mr. Heckles.
[09:20.-2]Oh,great! It went great. Really great.
[11:19.-3]Marcel is an illegal exotic animal.
[13:33.-3]It's not so much you. You were fat. You had your own problems.
[16:16.-4]-What are you gonna do? -Just a tranquilizer. -
[16:35.-2]Run,Marcel,run!
[17:46.-1]Things just sort of happen around you!
[17:49.-4]You're off in "Rachel Land," doing your "Rachel Thing"...
[18:24.-1]-What's with Phoebe? -Tranquilizer dart. -
[19:35.-4]-Oh,come on,Luisa. -Sorry,prom queen. -
[20:15.-3]Take it!
[22:48.-1]I loved high school.
[00:02.85]Okay,I checked.
[00:04.18]We have Earl Grey,English Breakfast, Cinnamon Stick...
[00:08.15]...Chamomile,Mint Medley, Blackberry and
[00:12.09]Wait,there's one more. Lemon Soother!
[00:16.66]You're not the guy that asked for tea,are you?
[00:22.10]The One Where The Monkey Gets Away
[01:12.02]Mail call! Rachel Greene,bunk seven.
[01:14.79]Thank you.
[01:17.62]Oh,cool! A free sample of coffee.
[01:21.09]Oh,good. Because where else would we get any?
[01:25.76]Oh,right.
[01:29.10]-Oh,great. -What is it? -
[01:31.74]Country club newsletter.
[01:33.81]My mother sends me the engagement notices for inspiration.
[01:39.54]Oh,my God! It's Barry and Mindy!
[01:43.58]Barry,who you almost
[01:45.62]And Mindy,your maid of
[01:47.45]Let me see. That's Mindy?
[01:50.22]She is pretty!
[01:53.83]Lucky...
[01:56.56]...to have had a friend like you.
[02:09.11]Marcel,bring me the rice. Come on.
[02:12.21]Good boy. Give me the rice.
[02:14.21]Thank you. Good boy.
[02:16.21]He's mastered the difference between "bring me the" and "pee in the."
[02:23.92]"Bring me the" and Rach?
[02:28.93]Oh,I'm sorry.
[02:31.46]This is so stupid!
[02:33.40]I mean,I gave Barry up,right?
[02:35.73]I should be happy for them.
[02:38.00]I am. I'm happy for them.
[02:40.34]-Really? -No.
[02:43.41]I guess it would be different if I were with somebody.
[02:47.15]Whoa,what....  …
[02:49.78]What happened to "Forget relationships! I'm done with men!"
[02:54.19]The whole penis embargo?
[03:01.49]I don't know.
[03:02.83]It's not about no guys. It's about the right guy.
[03:07.30]With Barry it was safe and easy, but there was no heat.
[03:11.70]With Paolo,all there was,was heat.
[03:15.27]-lt was this raw,animal,sexual -Right. I got it. -
[03:20.78]I was there.
[03:25.35]Someone who's your best friend but also can make your toes curl.
[03:30.32]Yes.
[03:32.62]Yes,I do. I really do.
[03:35.73]In fact,it's funny.
[03:37.90]Often,someone you wouldn't think could...
[03:41.50]...curl your toes...
[03:43.54]... might just be the one who...
[03:47.37]...gets interrupted.
[03:49.01]How was the movie?
[03:50.81]-Wonderful! -So good! -
[03:52.71]-Suck fest. -Total chick flick. -
[03:57.75]I'm sorry it wasn't one of those movies with guns and bombs...
[04:02.59]...and buses going really fast!
[04:07.16]I don't need violence in a movie...
[04:10.03]...as long as there's a little nudity.
[04:13.00]-There was nudity. -I meant female nudity. -
[04:16.67]I don't need to see Lou Grant frolicking.
[04:20.24]Hugh! Hugh Grant!
[04:24.24]All right,I've got to go.
[04:26.44]Come on,Marcel.
[04:28.08]We're gonna go take a bath. Yes,we are,aren't we?
[04:32.35]They're still just friends,right?
[04:38.62]And I will see you tomorrow.
[04:41.03]You're gonna spend tomorrow at Aunt Rachel's.
[04:44.23]Does Aunt Monica get a say in this?
[04:47.73]Please,Aunt Monica,please?
[04:50.37]Unclench. You're not even gonna be here.
[04:59.14]-I can't believe we're discussing this. -I agree. I'm,like,in disbelief. -
[05:05.62]If it was gonna happen, wouldn't it have happened already?
[05:09.45]She said she wants a relationship with someone exactly like me.
[05:14.16]She said that?
[05:15.66]I added the exactly like me" part. “
[05:19.33]But she's looking for someone. And someone will be there tonight.
[05:24.00]"Tonight" tonight?
[05:25.64]It's perfect. It'll just be the two of us.
[05:28.61]She spent all day taking care of my monkey.
[05:34.18]I can't remember the last time a girl took care of my monkey.
[05:42.29]Anyway,I figured after work, I'd pick up some wine...
[05:46.49]...go over there and try to woo her.
[05:51.73]Know what you should do? Know what you should do?
[05:53.50]Take her back to the 1 890s when that phrase was last used.
[06:01.57]If you keep this up,you'll be finished by the weekend.
[06:06.14]The one in the feathered boa is Dr. Francis.
[06:09.45]Now,she used to be a man.
[06:12.52]Look,there's Raven.
[06:14.05]We hate her. We're glad she's dying.
[06:17.79]And then What? Marcel!
[06:20.56]Are you playing with Monica's shoes? You're not supposed to
[06:26.80]Marcel,did you poo in the shoe?
[06:30.44]Oh,Marcel! Bad monkey!
[06:33.67]Oh,God!
[06:40.58]Sorry,Barry.
[06:45.32]I'm sure you didn't register for that.
[06:55.89]Who died? Who died?
[06:58.36]Roll him over! Come on,roll him over!
[07:02.13]Well,we know it wasn't Dexter, right,Marcel? Because
[07:06.60]Marcel?
[07:11.68]-How could you lose him? -I don't know! -
[07:14.25]We were watching TV, he pooped in Monica's shoe....
[07:17.88]Wait. He pooped in my shoe? Which one?
[07:21.02]I don't know. The left one!
[07:24.12]Which ones?
[07:25.39]Those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything.
[07:33.43]Why is the air in here so negative?
[07:37.54]Rachel lost Marcel.
[07:39.54]Oh,no! How?
[07:40.71]-He pooped in my shoe. -Which one? -
[07:43.01]The cute black ones I always wear.
[07:45.58]No,which one?
[07:47.85]The right or left?
[07:50.68]Because the left one is lucky.
[07:53.08]Come on! What am I gonna do?
[07:55.02]All right. You're a monkey. You're loose in the city.
[07:58.89]Where do you go?
[08:01.19]It's his first time out, so he'll do touristy things.
[08:08.10]I'll go to Cats. You go to the Russian Tea Room.
[08:12.47]Oh,my God! Come on,you guys!
[08:15.37]He'll be home any minute. He's gonna kill me!
[08:18.08]Search the building. Take the first floor. We'll take the rest.
[08:22.55]What am I gonna do?
[08:24.15]You stay here and wait by the phone.
[08:26.82]Spray Lysol in my shoe and wait for Ross to kill you.
[08:30.62]Does anybody want to trade?
[08:40.30]What do you want?
[08:41.93]Mr. Heckles,have you seen a monkey?
[08:45.50]I left a Belgian waffle out here. Did you take it?
[08:49.51]-Why'd you leave it in the hall? -I wasn't ready for it. -
[08:57.15]I saw Regis Philbin once.
[09:02.92]You owe me a waffle.
[09:06.42]He's a black capuchin monkey with a white face...
[09:10.19]...with Russian dressing and pickles on the side.
[09:15.47]Thanks.
[09:18.37]How did it go today?
[09:23.11]Is that wine?
[09:25.18]You want some?
[09:26.91]Oh,I would love some.
[09:28.88]But let's not drink it here.
[09:31.45]I'm feeling crazy. You wanna go to Newark?
[09:39.09]Okay,but before we head off to the murder capital of the Northeast...
[09:44.83]... I kind of wanted to run something by you. …
[09:48.23]You know how we were talking before...
[09:51.00]...about relationships,and stuff. …
[09:54.04]-Oh,God,Ross,I cannot do this! -Okay,quick and painful. -
[10:07.02]Oh,God!
[10:08.52]Okay,all right. All right,okay.
[10:11.76]Please don't hate me.
[10:14.00]What?
[10:17.90]You know Marcel?
[10:23.23]I kind of lost him.
[10:41.09]I can't believe this.
[10:44.59]All I asked you to do was keep him in here!
[10:47.89]I know. I'm sorry.
[10:49.26]It's partially my fault.
[10:51.33]I shouldn't have had you start with a monkey.
[10:54.30]You should have started with a pencil.
[10:57.60]I'm doing everything I can. Everyone's looking for him and I got
[11:04.78]-Who is it? -Animal Control. -
[11:06.81]-I've even got Animal Control. -You called Animal Control? -
[11:13.68]Why? Do you not like them?
[11:26.26]I'm not allowed to have him. If they find him,they'll take him away.
[11:31.57]Well,now,see, you never ever told us that.
[11:35.67]Because I never expected you to invite them to the apartment!
[11:45.12]Thanks for coming.
[11:46.72]Somebody called about a monkey?
[11:49.09]You know,that was a complete misunderstanding.
[11:52.79]We thought we had a monkey, but we didn't.
[11:55.59]-Turned out it was a hat. -Cat!
[11:59.76]We checked,no one's seen Marcel.
[12:02.63]-My uncle Marcel. -ls that who the monkey's named after? -
[12:07.87]Possession of an illegal exotic is punishable...
[12:11.08]... by two years in prison and confiscation of the animal.
[12:14.78]Oh,my God!
[12:16.58]You'd put that poor little creature in jail?
[12:24.52]Remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?
[12:29.93]Yes,but there isn't always time.
[12:35.83]I'm sure there's some friendly way to reconcile this. Have a seat.
[12:40.81]We haven't met. I'm Monica Geller.
[12:43.61]Oh,my God,you are!
[12:46.44]And you're Rachel Greene!
[12:49.78]Luisa Gianetti! Lincoln High?
[12:52.65]I sat behind you guys in homeroom.
[12:56.69]Luisa! Oh,my God!
[13:00.12]Monica! It's Luisa!
[13:04.83]I went there too!
[13:06.46]Luisa! From homeroom!
[13:10.57]You have no idea who I am,do you?
[13:13.54]-No. -Not at all. -
[13:15.44]Well,maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me.
[13:20.28]Would it have been hard to say, "Morning,Luisa"...
[13:24.25]...or "Nice overalls"?
[13:31.16]Oh,I'm so sorry!
[13:39.26]But you. What a bitch!
[13:43.33]What? 什么?
[13:44.80]You know what? Be that as it may...
[13:47.44]...could you help us with the monkey thing,for old times'sake?
[13:51.74]Go,Bobcats!
[13:54.31]I could. But I won't.
[13:57.45]If I find that monkey,he's mine.
[14:05.86]Sorry.
[14:11.16]Marcel?
[14:12.86]Marcel?
[14:22.47]Hi,can I help you?
[14:28.48]We're having an emergency, and we were looking for something.
[14:33.85]-A monkey. -Yes,have you seen any?
[14:36.72]No,I haven't seen a monkey.
[14:39.36]Can you fix radiators?
[14:41.53]Sure! Did you try turning the knob back the other way?
[14:45.23]-Of course! -Oh. Then,no. -
[14:52.34]-Taste this. Is there too much rum? -Just a second. -
[14:56.47]-Hope you find your monkey. -No,wait! -
[15:00.51]We may not know about radiators...
[15:03.25]... but we do have expertise in the heating and cooling milieu.
[15:11.72]Aren't we in the middle of something?
[15:14.29]But these women are very hot, and they need our help.
[15:18.90]And they're very hot!
[15:23.40]We can't,all right?
[15:25.17]We're sorry.
[15:26.77]You don't know how sorry. We promised to find this monkey.
[15:30.88]He's this high and answers to the name Marcel.
[15:34.21]So if we could get pictures of you, it'd help us out.
[15:46.59]From now on,you don't get to talk to other people.
[15:58.77]-Oh,my God! -What?
[16:00.10]Something brushed up against my right leg.
[16:04.07]Oh,it's okay. It was just my left leg.
[16:08.71]Look,Phoebe!
[16:10.45]Oh,Marcel! Come here!
[16:12.75]Step aside,ladies.
[16:37.14]Damn! 坏了!
[16:38.41]-Are you okay? -I think so.
[16:50.15]Oh,gosh!
[17:02.67]We've been all over the neighborhood! He's just gone!
[17:06.70]-You don't know that. -It's cold,it's dark. -
[17:10.04]He doesn't know the Village!
[17:12.51]And now I have a broken foot. I have no monkey and a broken foot!
[17:17.68]Thank you very much!
[17:19.15]I've said I'm sorry a million times.
[17:22.25]What do you want me to do?
[17:24.22]You want me to break my foot too? I'll break it right now.
[17:28.26]Oh,my God! There,are you happy now?
[17:31.93]Yeah,now that you kicked the sign...
[17:35.90]... I don't miss Marcel anymore!
[17:40.70]It's not like I did this on purpose.
[17:43.61]No,this is just vintage Rachel.
[17:52.85]...oblivious to people's monkeys or to people's feelings and
[17:57.45]I don't want to hear it! Forget it,okay?
[18:01.53]What? 什么?
[18:06.23]Hey,banana man!
[18:14.74]This is so intense!
[18:16.34]One side of my butt is totally asleep and the other side has no idea.
[18:29.45]Hi! Did you order some bananas?
[18:31.92]-What about it? -Give me my monkey back! -
[18:34.66]-I don't have a monkey. -Then what's with the bananas? -
[18:38.20]Potassium.
[18:44.07]Okay,where is he?
[18:47.54]You're wasting your time.
[18:51.51]What? 什么?
[19:02.72]-What have you done to him? -That's my monkey. That's Patty. -
[19:08.73]Are you insane? Come here,Marcel.
[19:12.50]Come here,Patty.
[19:13.86]Come here,Marcel.
[19:15.87]Come here,Patty.
[19:17.10]Here,monkey.
[19:19.40]Here,monkey!
[19:20.67]Gotcha!
[19:23.01]-Give me my monkey back! -It's mine. -
[19:25.88]Take this up with the judge.
[19:28.08]That's not my monkey. The dress is mine. Send it back whenever.
[19:32.85]All right,I want my monkey!
[19:38.16]You had to be a bitch in school, instead of fat.
[19:43.69]In high school,I was prom queen...
[19:46.33]...and the homecoming queen and you...
[19:50.13]...were also there.
[19:52.87]But this isn't high school. We're all adults here!
[19:57.17]Heckles! Can I have this?
[20:00.68]For the most part.
[20:02.48]If you take this monkey,I'll lose an important person in my life.
[20:07.22]You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him.
[20:11.56]You have a chance to be the bigger person here.
[20:19.93]No.
[20:21.67]All right. Then I'll call your supervisor and tell her...
[20:26.37]...you shot my friend with a dart!
[20:36.55]It'll be nice to get this off, won't it?
[20:39.48]Or we can leave it on. That's fine.
[20:42.65]With the right pumps, that would be a great little outfit.
[20:50.56]Listen,I'm sorry I was so hard on you before
[20:55.07]No,it was my fault. I almost lost your
[20:58.40]Yeah,but you got him back. You were great.
[21:06.54]We still have that bottle of wine.
[21:10.38]Are you in the mood for something grape?
[21:14.48]-Sure,that would be good. -All right.
[21:27.83]The neighbors must be vacuuming.
[21:37.27]Well,as long as we're here...
[21:42.41]...and not on the subject.... …
[21:45.62]I was thinking about...
[21:50.22]... how mad we got at each other before. …
[21:57.03]And maybe it was partially because of how we
[22:01.03]-Rachel? -Barry?
[22:03.17]I can't do it. I can't marry Mindy.
[22:07.87]I think I'm still in love with you.
[22:15.48]We have got to start locking that door!
[22:27.39]Show us! Come on!
[22:28.89]-lt was such a long time ago. -Okay,fine. All right. -
[22:33.03]This is me in The Sound of Music. See the von Trapp kids?
[22:37.53]That's because I'm in front of them.
[22:40.57]Big nun!
[22:43.14]I thought that was an alp.
[22:45.54]High school wasn't my favorite time.
[22:50.35]It was four years of parties, dating and sex and
[22:54.35]Well,I went to boarding school with 400 boys.
[22:58.02]Any sex I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice.
[23:04.16]Doesn't it seem like a million years ago?
[23:11.60]My butt cheek is waking up!