| [00:40.-4] | Really,really awful. |
| [03:45.-2] | Chandler,you' re still boycotting all the pilgrim holidays? |
| [04:35.-4] | ...ooh,ooh,lesbian life partner. |
| [05:23.-2] | Wow,you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian. |
| [06:12.-1] | Yeah,all the time. I want the baby to know my voice. |
| [06:44.-4] | If she's talking to it,I just think I should get some belly time too. |
| [08:19.-1] | -I'm 9 years old. -I hate this story! - |
| [08:56.-4] | They don't They don't come in these. |
| [12:02.-2] | I don't know. It's just not the same without Mom in the kitchen. |
| [15:05.-4] | Okay. Okay |
| [16:59.-3] | How's it going? |
| [19:39.-3] | Potatoes are ruined! Potatoes are ruined! Potatoes are ruined! |
| [21:14.-4] | All right,Ugly Naked Guy! |
| [22:42.-2] | ...we wouldn't be together. |
| [00:07.15] | Terry,I know I haven't worked here very long but would it be possible... |
| [00:12.49] | ...if I got a $1 00 advance on my salary? |
| [00:16.16] | An advance? |
| [00:17.66] | So I can spend Thanksgiving with my family. |
| [00:20.80] | Every year we ski in Vail, and my father pays for my ticket. |
| [00:25.14] | But I've started this independent thing... |
| [00:28.37] | ...which is actually why I took this "job. " |
| [00:33.04] | Rachel,Rachel,sweetheart! |
| [00:36.61] | You' re a terrible,terrible waitress. |
| [00:44.02] | I hear what you're saying. I'm with you. |
| [00:49.19] | But I'm trying really hard, and I think I'm doing better. |
| [00:53.70] | I really do. |
| [00:56.13] | -Does anybody need coffee? -Yeah,over here. - |
| [01:02.64] | Look at that. |
| [01:04.01] | The One Where Underdog Gets Away |
| [01:52.52] | Excuse me,sir? Hi. You come in here all the time. |
| [01:56.29] | Do you think there's a possibility that you could advance me my tips? |
| [02:02.77] | Okay,okay. That's fine. Fine. Sorry about that spill before! |
| [02:09.31] | Only 98.50 to go! |
| [02:12.74] | Did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving? |
| [02:17.68] | -What? No,they're not. -Yes,the Blymans invited them. - |
| [02:21.89] | You' re wrong. |
| [02:24.32] | -I am not wrong. -You' re wrong. - |
| [02:28.13] | No,I just talked to them. |
| [02:31.56] | I' m calling Mom. |
| [02:38.00] | -Hey,hey. -Hey! |
| [02:41.74] | And this from the Cry for Help Department: Are you wearing makeup? |
| [02:48.08] | Yes,I am. As of today,I'm officially Joey T ribbiani,actor/model. |
| [02:54.32] | That's funny. I was thinking you look more like,Joey T ribbiani,man/woman. |
| [03:01.00] | -What were you modeling for? -Posters for the free clinic. - |
| [03:05.06] | So you' re gonna be one of those healthy guys? |
| [03:08.83] | -The asthma guy's really cute. -Know which one you'll be? - |
| [03:13.07] | No,but I hear Lyme disease is open,so you know.... |
| [03:17.38] | -Good luck,man. I hope you get it. -Thanks. - |
| [03:24.58] | You were right. How can they do this? It's Thanksgiving! |
| [03:28.82] | What if I cook dinner at my place? I'll make it just like Mom's. |
| [03:33.56] | Will you make mashed potatoes with the lumps? |
| [03:37.40] | They're not actually supposed to I'll work on the lumps. |
| [03:42.80] | -Joey,you' re going home? -Yeah. |
| [03:50.11] | -Every single one of them. -Phoebe,you'll be with your grandma? - |
| [03:54.68] | And her boyfriend. |
| [03:56.25] | We're celebrating Thanksgiving in December because he's lunar. |
| [04:03.76] | So you're free Thursday then? |
| [04:07.19] | -Yeah. Oh,can I come? |
| [04:11.20] | -Rach,are you gonna make it to Vail? -Absolutely. Shoop,shoop,shoop. |
| [04:16.67] | -Only $1 02 to go. -I thought it was 98. 50? - |
| [04:20.51] | Yeah,well,it was,but l I broke a cup,so.... |
| [04:24.91] | -Well,l' m off to Carol's. -Ooh,ooh,why don't we invite her? |
| [04:30.28] | Ooh,ooh,because she's my ex-wife and will want to bring her... |
| [04:46.66] | Hi. Is Carol here? |
| [04:49.03] | -No,she's at a faculty meeting. -I just came by to pick up my skull. - |
| [04:54.74] | Well,not mine,but.... |
| [04:58.48] | -Come in. -Thanks. |
| [05:00.45] | Carol borrowed it,and I have to get it back to the museum. |
| [05:04.85] | -What's it look like? -Kind of like a big face without skin. - |
| [05:10.59] | Yes. I'm familiar with the concept. |
| [05:15.19] | -We can just look for it. -Okay. - |
| [05:30.78] | Well,you know, you have to take a course. |
| [05:36.01] | Otherwise they don't let you do it. |
| [05:46.76] | Hey,Yertle the Turtle! A classic. |
| [05:50.73] | Actually,I'm reading it to the baby. |
| [05:55.70] | The baby that hasn't been born yet? |
| [05:59.00] | Wouldn't that mean you're crazy? |
| [06:03.94] | You don't think they can hear sounds in there? |
| [06:07.48] | You' re not serious? I mean,you really talk to it? |
| [06:19.52] | Well,that's just Do you talk about me? |
| [06:24.73] | -Yeah. All the time. -Really? |
| [06:28.10] | But,we just refer to you as " Bobo the Sperm Guy. |
| [06:49.49] | Not that I believe this. |
| [06:51.66] | I believe it. I think the baby can hear everything. |
| [06:55.53] | -Really? -I'll show you. This'll seem weird. - |
| [06:58.63] | But you put your head inside this turkey... |
| [07:02.43] | ...and we'll all talk and you'll hear everything we say. |
| [07:07.44] | I'd just like to say I'm totally behind this experiment. |
| [07:12.14] | In fact,I'd very much like to butter your head. |
| [07:19.32] | -Hey. -Rach,did you make your money? |
| [07:22.22] | No,not even close. Forget Vail. Forget seeing my family. |
| [07:26.32] | Forget shoop,shoop,shoop. |
| [07:31.70] | -Rach,here's your mail. -Thanks. You can put it on the table. |
| [07:37.30] | No. Here's your mail! |
| [07:41.74] | Thanks. You can put it on the table! |
| [07:45.94] | Would you just open it! |
| [07:50.35] | Oh,my God! You guys are great! |
| [07:55.89] | We all chipped in. |
| [07:58.36] | -We did? -You owe me $20. |
| [08:01.23] | Thank you. Thank you so much! |
| [08:04.00] | Chandler,got your traditional holiday feast. T omato soup... |
| [08:08.10] | ...grilled-cheese fixings and a family-size bag of Funyuns. |
| [08:12.34] | This is your Thanksgiving dinner? What is it with you and this holiday? |
| [08:22.41] | We've finished this magnificent Thanksgiving dinner. I have... |
| [08:26.88] | ...a mouthful of pumpkin pie. … |
| [08:29.25] | And then my parents tell me they're getting divorced. |
| [08:33.19] | Oh,my God! |
| [08:34.73] | Very difficult to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it in reverse. |
| [08:42.80] | What's this? I never saw this at Mom's. |
| [08:46.74] | -It's a yam. -Hello.... - . |
| [08:50.41] | This isn't a yam. Yam comes in purple cans. |
| [08:59.75] | Ross,don't take this the wrong way or anything,but back off. |
| [09:18.20] | Hi. Hi |
| [09:20.67] | -We used to work together. -We did? - |
| [09:23.61] | Yeah,at Macy's. You' re the Obsession girl,right? |
| [09:27.38] | -Yes. -I was the Aramis guy. - |
| [09:31.35] | -Aramis. Aramis. Aramis. -Yeah,right! |
| [09:37.22] | -You' re the best in the business. -Get out. - |
| [09:40.79] | You' re amazing! You know when to spritz. You know when to lay back. |
| [09:46.03] | Really? You don't know what that means to me. |
| [09:51.94] | You smell great tonight. What are you wearing? |
| [09:56.84] | Nothing. |
| [10:07.59] | -Listen,do you wanna go get a drink? -Yeah,that would be - |
| [10:14.33] | -What's wrong? -I have to do something. - |
| [10:18.13] | What? |
| [10:21.93] | -Leave. -Wait,wait,wait! |
| [11:08.28] | So I guess you all saw it. |
| [11:10.72] | -What? -Saw what? |
| [11:12.25] | No,we' re just laughing. You know how laughter can be infectious. |
| [11:35.84] | Set another place for Thanksgiving. My entire family thinks I have VD. |
| [11:41.48] | "T onight,on a very special Blossom. " |
| [11:53.19] | Looking good! Okay! |
| [11:55.13] | Cider's mulling,turkey's turkeying, yams are yamming.... |
| [12:00.33] | What? |
| [12:06.94] | Get out and stop annoying me! |
| [12:09.51] | Oh,that's closer. oh, |
| [12:12.78] | I got the tickets! |
| [12:14.75] | Five hours from now, shoop,shoop,shoop! |
| [12:19.05] | -Oh,you must stop shooping. -Okay,l' m gonna get my stuff. |
| [12:23.75] | Will you come in? |
| [12:25.49] | I prefer to keep a safe distance from all this merriment. |
| [12:29.93] | Look out! Incoming pumpkin pie! |
| [12:39.80] | We laughed when you did it with the stuffing,but that's not funny. |
| [12:45.11] | Hey,Monica,I got a question. I don't see any T ator T ots. |
| [12:49.65] | -That's not a question. -My mom makes them. It's a tradition. - |
| [12:54.45] | You get a piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry sauce and a T ot! |
| [13:00.49] | I mean,it's bad enough I can't be with my family because of my disease. |
| [13:07.90] | All right. Fine. |
| [13:09.47] | Tonight's potatoes will be mashed, with lumps and in the form of Tots. |
| [13:17.44] | All right,I'm off to talk to my unborn child. |
| [13:22.28] | Okay,Mom never hit. Ok, |
| [13:28.69] | Okay,all done. Ok, |
| [13:31.09] | Phoebe,did you whip the pota? Ross needs lumps! |
| [13:36.29] | Oh,l' m sorry! I just |
| [13:38.20] | I thought we could have them whipped and then add some peas and onions. |
| [13:43.63] | Why do that? |
| [13:45.20] | Because then they'd be just like my mom used to make it,before she died. |
| [13:52.08] | Okay. Three kinds of potatoes coming up. |
| [13:57.25] | Okay. Goodbye,you guys! Thanks for everything! Ok, |
| [14:01.22] | Oh,God,look at Sorry! I'm so sorry. |
| [14:06.49] | An unbelievable thing happened! Underdog got away! |
| [14:10.56] | -The balloon? -No,no,the actual cartoon character. - |
| [14:15.60] | Of course the balloon! |
| [14:18.54] | He broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park. Macy |
| [14:23.51] | -I'm going to the roof. Who's with me? -I can't! - |
| [14:27.34] | An 80-foot dog over the city? How often does that happen? |
| [14:31.58] | Almost never. |
| [14:33.62] | -Got the keys? -Okay. |
| [14:41.43] | Anytime you' re ready. |
| [14:43.86] | Okay. Okay,here we go. |
| [14:52.20] | Okay. Where am I talking to here? |
| [14:56.37] | There is one way that offers a certain acoustical advantage,but.... |
| [15:02.08] | Just aim for the bump. |
| [15:06.82] | Okay. Okay. Okay,here goes. |
| [15:17.90] | You know,I can't do this. This is |
| [15:21.87] | It's too weird. I feel stupid. |
| [15:25.00] | It's fine. You don't have to do it just because Susan does it. |
| [15:29.81] | Hello,baby. Hello. Hello. |
| [15:34.58] | the moment we first saw the dog shadow fall over the park! |
| [15:38.85] | But did they have to shoot him down? That was just mean. |
| [15:43.52] | Right now the turkey should be crispy on the outside... |
| [15:47.69] | ...and juicy on the inside. … |
| [15:50.46] | Why are we standing here? |
| [15:52.46] | We're waiting for you to open the door. You have the keys. - |
| [15:56.70] | No,I don't. |
| [15:59.17] | Yes,you do. When we left, you said,"Got the keys. " |
| [16:03.54] | No,I didn't. I asked,"Got the keys? " |
| [16:08.65] | No,no,no. You said,"Got the keys! " |
| [16:11.92] | Do either of you have the keys? |
| [16:16.09] | -The oven is on! -I've gotta get my ticket! - |
| [16:19.22] | -Wait! We have a copy of your key. -Get it! - |
| [16:22.46] | That tone won't make me go any faster. |
| [16:25.60] | -Joey. -That one will. |
| [16:30.53] | And everyone's telling me, "You gotta pick a major. " |
| [16:35.64] | So on a dare,I picked paleontology. |
| [16:40.44] | And you have no idea what I'm saying, because,face it,you' re a fetus. |
| [16:47.28] | You're happy you don't have gills anymore. |
| [16:51.56] | You don't have to talk to it. You can sing |
| [16:54.83] | Please. I am not singing to your stomach,okay? |
| [17:01.10] | Here we come |
| [17:03.07] | Walking down the street |
| [17:05.50] | Get the funniest looks from Everyone we meet |
| [17:09.57] | Hey,hey |
| [17:14.01] | -Hey,did you just feel that? -I did. |
| [17:17.08] | -Does it always? -That was the first. - |
| [17:20.08] | IKeep singing! IKeep singing! |
| [17:22.35] | Hey,hey,you 're my baby And I can 't wait to meet you |
| [17:26.89] | When you come out I'll buy you a bagel Then we 'll go to the zoo |
| [17:31.60] | -lt did it again! -I felt it that time! - |
| [17:34.40] | Hey,hey,I'm your daddy I'm the one without any breasts “ |
| [17:42.77] | This is great. It's 5:00. My plane is pulling away from the gate. |
| [17:47.44] | -Maybe you can take a later flight. -There is none. - |
| [17:51.08] | -You can go tomorrow. -T omorrow is not Thanksgiving! - |
| [17:55.02] | If l' m gonna cheer you up, you have to meet me halfway. |
| [18:00.12] | Can you go any faster? |
| [18:02.16] | I got one keyhole and a zillion keys! You do the math. |
| [18:06.43] | Why do you guys have so many keys in there anyway? |
| [18:10.17] | For an emergency just like this. |
| [18:13.40] | All right. Listen,smirky! |
| [18:16.17] | If not for your stupid balloon, I'd be on a plane... |
| [18:20.11] | ...watching a woman do this... right now. But l' m not! … |
| [18:25.22] | You said you had the keys! |
| [18:27.25] | No,I didn't! I wouldn't say I had the keys unless I had the keys! |
| [18:32.06] | That's it! Enough with the keys. No one say keys! |
| [18:38.16] | Why would I have the keys?! |
| [18:41.07] | -Aside from the fact you said you did? -I didn't! - |
| [18:44.54] | -You should've. -Why? |
| [18:46.07] | -Because! -Why? |
| [18:47.27] | Everything's my responsibility? Isn't it enough that l' m making dinner? |
| [18:52.24] | Everyone wants a different kind of potato,so I'm making them. |
| [18:56.68] | Does anybody care what kind of potatoes I want? No! |
| [19:01.85] | No! No! |
| [19:03.89] | Just as long as Phoebe gets her peas and onions,and Mario gets his T ots |
| [19:09.09] | It's my first Thanksgiving,and l |
| [19:13.40] | It's all burnt,and I can't.... |
| [19:18.07] | Monica,only dogs can hear you now. Look,the door's open. Here we go. |
| [19:28.78] | -All right,Chandler,don't lose this. -No - |
| [19:35.69] | Well,the turkey's burnt! |
| [19:43.83] | Here we come |
| [19:45.86] | Walking down the |
| [19:49.90] | This doesn't smell like Mom's. |
| [19:54.07] | It doesn't,does it? You wanted lumps? Here you go,buddy. You got one! |
| [20:00.28] | -Don't yell at me. You burned dinner! -Hey,don't make her squeak again! - |
| [20:06.15] | God,this is great! The plane is gone. I guess I'm stuck here with you guys. |
| [20:11.76] | We all had better plans. This was nobody's first choice! |
| [20:16.06] | Oh,really? So why was I busting my ass to make this delicious dinner? |
| [20:21.43] | -You call that delicious? -You be quiet! - |
| [20:26.10] | Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! |
| [20:28.81] | Now this feels like Thanksgiving. |
| [20:37.71] | Skiing. |
| [20:40.22] | Shoop,shoop,shoop. |
| [20:44.39] | Shoop. |
| [20:47.59] | -Eww. -What? |
| [20:49.59] | Ugly Naked Guy's taking his turkey out of the oven. |
| [20:54.16] | -Who cares? -He just sat in gravy. - |
| [20:59.90] | Oh,my God! He's not alone. |
| [21:03.17] | Ugly Naked Guy is having Thanksgiving dinner with Ugly Naked Gal. |
| [21:09.05] | I gotta see this! |
| [21:16.69] | Ugly naked dancing! |
| [21:20.02] | It's nice that he has someone. |
| [21:33.57] | Shall I carve? |
| [21:35.54] | -By all means. -All right. - |
| [21:42.68] | Who wants light cheese, and who wants dark cheese? |
| [21:46.45] | I don't even want to know about the dark cheese. |
| [21:50.32] | -Does anybody wanna split this? -I will. - |
| [21:53.09] | -You guys have to make a wish. -Make a wish? |
| [21:56.69] | Come on,you know,Thanksgiving. |
| [22:03.57] | You got the bigger half! What did you wish for? |
| [22:07.44] | The bigger half. |
| [22:11.38] | All right,I'd like to propose a toast. |
| [22:14.31] | A little toast here. Ding,ding! |
| [22:16.91] | This isn't the Thanksgiving you planned... |
| [22:19.82] | ...but for me, this has been really great. |
| [22:24.00] | I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. |
| [22:31.43] | If you'd gone to Vail or if you had been with your family... |
| [22:35.80] | ...or if you didn't have syphilis and stuff... |
| [22:44.14] | I guess what l' m trying to say is that... |
| [22:47.11] | ... I' m very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked. |
| [22:52.78] | -That's so sweet! -Thank you. |
| [22:58.16] | -Here's to a lousy Christmas! -And a crappy New Year! - |
| [23:01.93] | -Hear,hear! -Hear,hear! - |
| [00:40.-4] | Really, really awful. |
| [03:45.-2] | Chandler, you' re still boycotting all the pilgrim holidays? |
| [04:35.-4] | ... ooh, ooh, lesbian life partner. |
| [05:23.-2] | Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian. |
| [06:12.-1] | Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice. |
| [06:44.-4] | If she' s talking to it, I just think I should get some belly time too. |
| [08:19.-1] | I' m 9 years old. I hate this story! |
| [08:56.-4] | They don' t They don' t come in these. |
| [12:02.-2] | I don' t know. It' s just not the same without Mom in the kitchen. |
| [15:05.-4] | Okay. Okay |
| [16:59.-3] | How' s it going? |
| [19:39.-3] | Potatoes are ruined! Potatoes are ruined! Potatoes are ruined! |
| [21:14.-4] | All right, Ugly Naked Guy! |
| [22:42.-2] | ... we wouldn' t be together. |
| [00:07.15] | Terry, I know I haven' t worked here very long but would it be possible... |
| [00:12.49] | ... if I got a 1 00 advance on my salary? |
| [00:16.16] | An advance? |
| [00:17.66] | So I can spend Thanksgiving with my family. |
| [00:20.80] | Every year we ski in Vail, and my father pays for my ticket. |
| [00:25.14] | But I' ve started this independent thing... |
| [00:28.37] | ... which is actually why I took this " job. " |
| [00:33.04] | Rachel, Rachel, sweetheart! |
| [00:36.61] | You' re a terrible, terrible waitress. |
| [00:44.02] | I hear what you' re saying. I' m with you. |
| [00:49.19] | But I' m trying really hard, and I think I' m doing better. |
| [00:53.70] | I really do. |
| [00:56.13] | Does anybody need coffee? Yeah, over here. |
| [01:02.64] | Look at that. |
| [01:04.01] | The One Where Underdog Gets Away |
| [01:52.52] | Excuse me, sir? Hi. You come in here all the time. |
| [01:56.29] | Do you think there' s a possibility that you could advance me my tips? |
| [02:02.77] | Okay, okay. That' s fine. Fine. Sorry about that spill before! |
| [02:09.31] | Only 98. 50 to go! |
| [02:12.74] | Did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving? |
| [02:17.68] | What? No, they' re not. Yes, the Blymans invited them. |
| [02:21.89] | You' re wrong. |
| [02:24.32] | I am not wrong. You' re wrong. |
| [02:28.13] | No, I just talked to them. |
| [02:31.56] | I' m calling Mom. |
| [02:38.00] | Hey, hey. Hey! |
| [02:41.74] | And this from the Cry for Help Department: Are you wearing makeup? |
| [02:48.08] | Yes, I am. As of today, I' m officially Joey T ribbiani, actor model. |
| [02:54.32] | That' s funny. I was thinking you look more like, Joey T ribbiani, man woman. |
| [03:01.00] | What were you modeling for? Posters for the free clinic. |
| [03:05.06] | So you' re gonna be one of those healthy guys? |
| [03:08.83] | The asthma guy' s really cute. Know which one you' ll be? |
| [03:13.07] | No, but I hear Lyme disease is open, so you know.... |
| [03:17.38] | Good luck, man. I hope you get it. Thanks. |
| [03:24.58] | You were right. How can they do this? It' s Thanksgiving! |
| [03:28.82] | What if I cook dinner at my place? I' ll make it just like Mom' s. |
| [03:33.56] | Will you make mashed potatoes with the lumps? |
| [03:37.40] | They' re not actually supposed to I' ll work on the lumps. |
| [03:42.80] | Joey, you' re going home? Yeah. |
| [03:50.11] | Every single one of them. Phoebe, you' ll be with your grandma? |
| [03:54.68] | And her boyfriend. |
| [03:56.25] | We' re celebrating Thanksgiving in December because he' s lunar. |
| [04:03.76] | So you' re free Thursday then? |
| [04:07.19] | Yeah. Oh, can I come? |
| [04:11.20] | Rach, are you gonna make it to Vail? Absolutely. Shoop, shoop, shoop. |
| [04:16.67] | Only 1 02 to go. I thought it was 98. 50? |
| [04:20.51] | Yeah, well, it was, but l I broke a cup, so.... |
| [04:24.91] | Well, l' m off to Carol' s. Ooh, ooh, why don' t we invite her? |
| [04:30.28] | Ooh, ooh, because she' s my exwife and will want to bring her... |
| [04:46.66] | Hi. Is Carol here? |
| [04:49.03] | No, she' s at a faculty meeting. I just came by to pick up my skull. |
| [04:54.74] | Well, not mine, but.... |
| [04:58.48] | Come in. Thanks. |
| [05:00.45] | Carol borrowed it, and I have to get it back to the museum. |
| [05:04.85] | What' s it look like? Kind of like a big face without skin. |
| [05:10.59] | Yes. I' m familiar with the concept. |
| [05:15.19] | We can just look for it. Okay. |
| [05:30.78] | Well, you know, you have to take a course. |
| [05:36.01] | Otherwise they don' t let you do it. |
| [05:46.76] | Hey, Yertle the Turtle! A classic. |
| [05:50.73] | Actually, I' m reading it to the baby. |
| [05:55.70] | The baby that hasn' t been born yet? |
| [05:59.00] | Wouldn' t that mean you' re crazy? |
| [06:03.94] | You don' t think they can hear sounds in there? |
| [06:07.48] | You' re not serious? I mean, you really talk to it? |
| [06:19.52] | Well, that' s just Do you talk about me? |
| [06:24.73] | Yeah. All the time. Really? |
| [06:28.10] | But, we just refer to you as " Bobo the Sperm Guy. |
| [06:49.49] | Not that I believe this. |
| [06:51.66] | I believe it. I think the baby can hear everything. |
| [06:55.53] | Really? I' ll show you. This' ll seem weird. |
| [06:58.63] | But you put your head inside this turkey... |
| [07:02.43] | ... and we' ll all talk and you' ll hear everything we say. |
| [07:07.44] | I' d just like to say I' m totally behind this experiment. |
| [07:12.14] | In fact, I' d very much like to butter your head. |
| [07:19.32] | Hey. Rach, did you make your money? |
| [07:22.22] | No, not even close. Forget Vail. Forget seeing my family. |
| [07:26.32] | Forget shoop, shoop, shoop. |
| [07:31.70] | Rach, here' s your mail. Thanks. You can put it on the table. |
| [07:37.30] | No. Here' s your mail! |
| [07:41.74] | Thanks. You can put it on the table! |
| [07:45.94] | Would you just open it! |
| [07:50.35] | Oh, my God! You guys are great! |
| [07:55.89] | We all chipped in. |
| [07:58.36] | We did? You owe me 20. |
| [08:01.23] | Thank you. Thank you so much! |
| [08:04.00] | Chandler, got your traditional holiday feast. T omato soup... |
| [08:08.10] | ... grilledcheese fixings and a familysize bag of Funyuns. |
| [08:12.34] | This is your Thanksgiving dinner? What is it with you and this holiday? |
| [08:22.41] | We' ve finished this magnificent Thanksgiving dinner. I have... |
| [08:26.88] | ... a mouthful of pumpkin pie. |
| [08:29.25] | And then my parents tell me they' re getting divorced. |
| [08:33.19] | Oh, my God! |
| [08:34.73] | Very difficult to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner once you' ve seen it in reverse. |
| [08:42.80] | What' s this? I never saw this at Mom' s. |
| [08:46.74] | It' s a yam. Hello.... . |
| [08:50.41] | This isn' t a yam. Yam comes in purple cans. |
| [08:59.75] | Ross, don' t take this the wrong way or anything, but back off. |
| [09:18.20] | Hi. Hi |
| [09:20.67] | We used to work together. We did? |
| [09:23.61] | Yeah, at Macy' s. You' re the Obsession girl, right? |
| [09:27.38] | Yes. I was the Aramis guy. |
| [09:31.35] | Aramis. Aramis. Aramis. Yeah, right! |
| [09:37.22] | You' re the best in the business. Get out. |
| [09:40.79] | You' re amazing! You know when to spritz. You know when to lay back. |
| [09:46.03] | Really? You don' t know what that means to me. |
| [09:51.94] | You smell great tonight. What are you wearing? |
| [09:56.84] | Nothing. |
| [10:07.59] | Listen, do you wanna go get a drink? Yeah, that would be |
| [10:14.33] | What' s wrong? I have to do something. |
| [10:18.13] | What? |
| [10:21.93] | Leave. Wait, wait, wait! |
| [11:08.28] | So I guess you all saw it. |
| [11:10.72] | What? Saw what? |
| [11:12.25] | No, we' re just laughing. You know how laughter can be infectious. |
| [11:35.84] | Set another place for Thanksgiving. My entire family thinks I have VD. |
| [11:41.48] | " T onight, on a very special Blossom. " |
| [11:53.19] | Looking good! Okay! |
| [11:55.13] | Cider' s mulling, turkey' s turkeying, yams are yamming.... |
| [12:00.33] | What? |
| [12:06.94] | Get out and stop annoying me! |
| [12:09.51] | Oh, that' s closer. oh, |
| [12:12.78] | I got the tickets! |
| [12:14.75] | Five hours from now, shoop, shoop, shoop! |
| [12:19.05] | Oh, you must stop shooping. Okay, l' m gonna get my stuff. |
| [12:23.75] | Will you come in? |
| [12:25.49] | I prefer to keep a safe distance from all this merriment. |
| [12:29.93] | Look out! Incoming pumpkin pie! |
| [12:39.80] | We laughed when you did it with the stuffing, but that' s not funny. |
| [12:45.11] | Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don' t see any T ator T ots. |
| [12:49.65] | That' s not a question. My mom makes them. It' s a tradition. |
| [12:54.45] | You get a piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry sauce and a T ot! |
| [13:00.49] | I mean, it' s bad enough I can' t be with my family because of my disease. |
| [13:07.90] | All right. Fine. |
| [13:09.47] | Tonight' s potatoes will be mashed, with lumps and in the form of Tots. |
| [13:17.44] | All right, I' m off to talk to my unborn child. |
| [13:22.28] | Okay, Mom never hit. Ok, |
| [13:28.69] | Okay, all done. Ok, |
| [13:31.09] | Phoebe, did you whip the pota? Ross needs lumps! |
| [13:36.29] | Oh, l' m sorry! I just |
| [13:38.20] | I thought we could have them whipped and then add some peas and onions. |
| [13:43.63] | Why do that? |
| [13:45.20] | Because then they' d be just like my mom used to make it, before she died. |
| [13:52.08] | Okay. Three kinds of potatoes coming up. |
| [13:57.25] | Okay. Goodbye, you guys! Thanks for everything! Ok, |
| [14:01.22] | Oh, God, look at Sorry! I' m so sorry. |
| [14:06.49] | An unbelievable thing happened! Underdog got away! |
| [14:10.56] | The balloon? No, no, the actual cartoon character. |
| [14:15.60] | Of course the balloon! |
| [14:18.54] | He broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park. Macy |
| [14:23.51] | I' m going to the roof. Who' s with me? I can' t! |
| [14:27.34] | An 80foot dog over the city? How often does that happen? |
| [14:31.58] | Almost never. |
| [14:33.62] | Got the keys? Okay. |
| [14:41.43] | Anytime you' re ready. |
| [14:43.86] | Okay. Okay, here we go. |
| [14:52.20] | Okay. Where am I talking to here? |
| [14:56.37] | There is one way that offers a certain acoustical advantage, but.... |
| [15:02.08] | Just aim for the bump. |
| [15:06.82] | Okay. Okay. Okay, here goes. |
| [15:17.90] | You know, I can' t do this. This is |
| [15:21.87] | It' s too weird. I feel stupid. |
| [15:25.00] | It' s fine. You don' t have to do it just because Susan does it. |
| [15:29.81] | Hello, baby. Hello. Hello. |
| [15:34.58] | the moment we first saw the dog shadow fall over the park! |
| [15:38.85] | But did they have to shoot him down? That was just mean. |
| [15:43.52] | Right now the turkey should be crispy on the outside... |
| [15:47.69] | ... and juicy on the inside. |
| [15:50.46] | Why are we standing here? |
| [15:52.46] | We' re waiting for you to open the door. You have the keys. |
| [15:56.70] | No, I don' t. |
| [15:59.17] | Yes, you do. When we left, you said," Got the keys. " |
| [16:03.54] | No, I didn' t. I asked," Got the keys? " |
| [16:08.65] | No, no, no. You said," Got the keys! " |
| [16:11.92] | Do either of you have the keys? |
| [16:16.09] | The oven is on! I' ve gotta get my ticket! |
| [16:19.22] | Wait! We have a copy of your key. Get it! |
| [16:22.46] | That tone won' t make me go any faster. |
| [16:25.60] | Joey. That one will. |
| [16:30.53] | And everyone' s telling me, " You gotta pick a major. " |
| [16:35.64] | So on a dare, I picked paleontology. |
| [16:40.44] | And you have no idea what I' m saying, because, face it, you' re a fetus. |
| [16:47.28] | You' re happy you don' t have gills anymore. |
| [16:51.56] | You don' t have to talk to it. You can sing |
| [16:54.83] | Please. I am not singing to your stomach, okay? |
| [17:01.10] | Here we come |
| [17:03.07] | Walking down the street |
| [17:05.50] | Get the funniest looks from Everyone we meet |
| [17:09.57] | Hey, hey |
| [17:14.01] | Hey, did you just feel that? I did. |
| [17:17.08] | Does it always? That was the first. |
| [17:20.08] | IKeep singing! IKeep singing! |
| [17:22.35] | Hey, hey, you ' re my baby And I can ' t wait to meet you |
| [17:26.89] | When you come out I' ll buy you a bagel Then we ' ll go to the zoo |
| [17:31.60] | lt did it again! I felt it that time! |
| [17:34.40] | Hey, hey, I' m your daddy I' m the one without any breasts " |
| [17:42.77] | This is great. It' s 5: 00. My plane is pulling away from the gate. |
| [17:47.44] | Maybe you can take a later flight. There is none. |
| [17:51.08] | You can go tomorrow. T omorrow is not Thanksgiving! |
| [17:55.02] | If l' m gonna cheer you up, you have to meet me halfway. |
| [18:00.12] | Can you go any faster? |
| [18:02.16] | I got one keyhole and a zillion keys! You do the math. |
| [18:06.43] | Why do you guys have so many keys in there anyway? |
| [18:10.17] | For an emergency just like this. |
| [18:13.40] | All right. Listen, smirky! |
| [18:16.17] | If not for your stupid balloon, I' d be on a plane... |
| [18:20.11] | ... watching a woman do this... right now. But l' m not! |
| [18:25.22] | You said you had the keys! |
| [18:27.25] | No, I didn' t! I wouldn' t say I had the keys unless I had the keys! |
| [18:32.06] | That' s it! Enough with the keys. No one say keys! |
| [18:38.16] | Why would I have the keys?! |
| [18:41.07] | Aside from the fact you said you did? I didn' t! |
| [18:44.54] | You should' ve. Why? |
| [18:46.07] | Because! Why? |
| [18:47.27] | Everything' s my responsibility? Isn' t it enough that l' m making dinner? |
| [18:52.24] | Everyone wants a different kind of potato, so I' m making them. |
| [18:56.68] | Does anybody care what kind of potatoes I want? No! |
| [19:01.85] | No! No! |
| [19:03.89] | Just as long as Phoebe gets her peas and onions, and Mario gets his T ots |
| [19:09.09] | It' s my first Thanksgiving, and l |
| [19:13.40] | It' s all burnt, and I can' t.... |
| [19:18.07] | Monica, only dogs can hear you now. Look, the door' s open. Here we go. |
| [19:28.78] | All right, Chandler, don' t lose this. No |
| [19:35.69] | Well, the turkey' s burnt! |
| [19:43.83] | Here we come |
| [19:45.86] | Walking down the |
| [19:49.90] | This doesn' t smell like Mom' s. |
| [19:54.07] | It doesn' t, does it? You wanted lumps? Here you go, buddy. You got one! |
| [20:00.28] | Don' t yell at me. You burned dinner! Hey, don' t make her squeak again! |
| [20:06.15] | God, this is great! The plane is gone. I guess I' m stuck here with you guys. |
| [20:11.76] | We all had better plans. This was nobody' s first choice! |
| [20:16.06] | Oh, really? So why was I busting my ass to make this delicious dinner? |
| [20:21.43] | You call that delicious? You be quiet! |
| [20:26.10] | Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! |
| [20:28.81] | Now this feels like Thanksgiving. |
| [20:37.71] | Skiing. |
| [20:40.22] | Shoop, shoop, shoop. |
| [20:44.39] | Shoop. |
| [20:47.59] | Eww. What? |
| [20:49.59] | Ugly Naked Guy' s taking his turkey out of the oven. |
| [20:54.16] | Who cares? He just sat in gravy. |
| [20:59.90] | Oh, my God! He' s not alone. |
| [21:03.17] | Ugly Naked Guy is having Thanksgiving dinner with Ugly Naked Gal. |
| [21:09.05] | I gotta see this! |
| [21:16.69] | Ugly naked dancing! |
| [21:20.02] | It' s nice that he has someone. |
| [21:33.57] | Shall I carve? |
| [21:35.54] | By all means. All right. |
| [21:42.68] | Who wants light cheese, and who wants dark cheese? |
| [21:46.45] | I don' t even want to know about the dark cheese. |
| [21:50.32] | Does anybody wanna split this? I will. |
| [21:53.09] | You guys have to make a wish. Make a wish? |
| [21:56.69] | Come on, you know, Thanksgiving. |
| [22:03.57] | You got the bigger half! What did you wish for? |
| [22:07.44] | The bigger half. |
| [22:11.38] | All right, I' d like to propose a toast. |
| [22:14.31] | A little toast here. Ding, ding! |
| [22:16.91] | This isn' t the Thanksgiving you planned... |
| [22:19.82] | ... but for me, this has been really great. |
| [22:24.00] | I think because it didn' t involve divorce or projectile vomiting. |
| [22:31.43] | If you' d gone to Vail or if you had been with your family... |
| [22:35.80] | ... or if you didn' t have syphilis and stuff... |
| [22:44.14] | I guess what l' m trying to say is that... |
| [22:47.11] | ... I' m very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked. |
| [22:52.78] | That' s so sweet! Thank you. |
| [22:58.16] | Here' s to a lousy Christmas! And a crappy New Year! |
| [23:01.93] | Hear, hear! Hear, hear! |
| [00:40.-4] | Really, really awful. |
| [03:45.-2] | Chandler, you' re still boycotting all the pilgrim holidays? |
| [04:35.-4] | ... ooh, ooh, lesbian life partner. |
| [05:23.-2] | Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian. |
| [06:12.-1] | Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice. |
| [06:44.-4] | If she' s talking to it, I just think I should get some belly time too. |
| [08:19.-1] | I' m 9 years old. I hate this story! |
| [08:56.-4] | They don' t They don' t come in these. |
| [12:02.-2] | I don' t know. It' s just not the same without Mom in the kitchen. |
| [15:05.-4] | Okay. Okay |
| [16:59.-3] | How' s it going? |
| [19:39.-3] | Potatoes are ruined! Potatoes are ruined! Potatoes are ruined! |
| [21:14.-4] | All right, Ugly Naked Guy! |
| [22:42.-2] | ... we wouldn' t be together. |
| [00:07.15] | Terry, I know I haven' t worked here very long but would it be possible... |
| [00:12.49] | ... if I got a 1 00 advance on my salary? |
| [00:16.16] | An advance? |
| [00:17.66] | So I can spend Thanksgiving with my family. |
| [00:20.80] | Every year we ski in Vail, and my father pays for my ticket. |
| [00:25.14] | But I' ve started this independent thing... |
| [00:28.37] | ... which is actually why I took this " job. " |
| [00:33.04] | Rachel, Rachel, sweetheart! |
| [00:36.61] | You' re a terrible, terrible waitress. |
| [00:44.02] | I hear what you' re saying. I' m with you. |
| [00:49.19] | But I' m trying really hard, and I think I' m doing better. |
| [00:53.70] | I really do. |
| [00:56.13] | Does anybody need coffee? Yeah, over here. |
| [01:02.64] | Look at that. |
| [01:04.01] | The One Where Underdog Gets Away |
| [01:52.52] | Excuse me, sir? Hi. You come in here all the time. |
| [01:56.29] | Do you think there' s a possibility that you could advance me my tips? |
| [02:02.77] | Okay, okay. That' s fine. Fine. Sorry about that spill before! |
| [02:09.31] | Only 98. 50 to go! |
| [02:12.74] | Did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving? |
| [02:17.68] | What? No, they' re not. Yes, the Blymans invited them. |
| [02:21.89] | You' re wrong. |
| [02:24.32] | I am not wrong. You' re wrong. |
| [02:28.13] | No, I just talked to them. |
| [02:31.56] | I' m calling Mom. |
| [02:38.00] | Hey, hey. Hey! |
| [02:41.74] | And this from the Cry for Help Department: Are you wearing makeup? |
| [02:48.08] | Yes, I am. As of today, I' m officially Joey T ribbiani, actor model. |
| [02:54.32] | That' s funny. I was thinking you look more like, Joey T ribbiani, man woman. |
| [03:01.00] | What were you modeling for? Posters for the free clinic. |
| [03:05.06] | So you' re gonna be one of those healthy guys? |
| [03:08.83] | The asthma guy' s really cute. Know which one you' ll be? |
| [03:13.07] | No, but I hear Lyme disease is open, so you know.... |
| [03:17.38] | Good luck, man. I hope you get it. Thanks. |
| [03:24.58] | You were right. How can they do this? It' s Thanksgiving! |
| [03:28.82] | What if I cook dinner at my place? I' ll make it just like Mom' s. |
| [03:33.56] | Will you make mashed potatoes with the lumps? |
| [03:37.40] | They' re not actually supposed to I' ll work on the lumps. |
| [03:42.80] | Joey, you' re going home? Yeah. |
| [03:50.11] | Every single one of them. Phoebe, you' ll be with your grandma? |
| [03:54.68] | And her boyfriend. |
| [03:56.25] | We' re celebrating Thanksgiving in December because he' s lunar. |
| [04:03.76] | So you' re free Thursday then? |
| [04:07.19] | Yeah. Oh, can I come? |
| [04:11.20] | Rach, are you gonna make it to Vail? Absolutely. Shoop, shoop, shoop. |
| [04:16.67] | Only 1 02 to go. I thought it was 98. 50? |
| [04:20.51] | Yeah, well, it was, but l I broke a cup, so.... |
| [04:24.91] | Well, l' m off to Carol' s. Ooh, ooh, why don' t we invite her? |
| [04:30.28] | Ooh, ooh, because she' s my exwife and will want to bring her... |
| [04:46.66] | Hi. Is Carol here? |
| [04:49.03] | No, she' s at a faculty meeting. I just came by to pick up my skull. |
| [04:54.74] | Well, not mine, but.... |
| [04:58.48] | Come in. Thanks. |
| [05:00.45] | Carol borrowed it, and I have to get it back to the museum. |
| [05:04.85] | What' s it look like? Kind of like a big face without skin. |
| [05:10.59] | Yes. I' m familiar with the concept. |
| [05:15.19] | We can just look for it. Okay. |
| [05:30.78] | Well, you know, you have to take a course. |
| [05:36.01] | Otherwise they don' t let you do it. |
| [05:46.76] | Hey, Yertle the Turtle! A classic. |
| [05:50.73] | Actually, I' m reading it to the baby. |
| [05:55.70] | The baby that hasn' t been born yet? |
| [05:59.00] | Wouldn' t that mean you' re crazy? |
| [06:03.94] | You don' t think they can hear sounds in there? |
| [06:07.48] | You' re not serious? I mean, you really talk to it? |
| [06:19.52] | Well, that' s just Do you talk about me? |
| [06:24.73] | Yeah. All the time. Really? |
| [06:28.10] | But, we just refer to you as " Bobo the Sperm Guy. |
| [06:49.49] | Not that I believe this. |
| [06:51.66] | I believe it. I think the baby can hear everything. |
| [06:55.53] | Really? I' ll show you. This' ll seem weird. |
| [06:58.63] | But you put your head inside this turkey... |
| [07:02.43] | ... and we' ll all talk and you' ll hear everything we say. |
| [07:07.44] | I' d just like to say I' m totally behind this experiment. |
| [07:12.14] | In fact, I' d very much like to butter your head. |
| [07:19.32] | Hey. Rach, did you make your money? |
| [07:22.22] | No, not even close. Forget Vail. Forget seeing my family. |
| [07:26.32] | Forget shoop, shoop, shoop. |
| [07:31.70] | Rach, here' s your mail. Thanks. You can put it on the table. |
| [07:37.30] | No. Here' s your mail! |
| [07:41.74] | Thanks. You can put it on the table! |
| [07:45.94] | Would you just open it! |
| [07:50.35] | Oh, my God! You guys are great! |
| [07:55.89] | We all chipped in. |
| [07:58.36] | We did? You owe me 20. |
| [08:01.23] | Thank you. Thank you so much! |
| [08:04.00] | Chandler, got your traditional holiday feast. T omato soup... |
| [08:08.10] | ... grilledcheese fixings and a familysize bag of Funyuns. |
| [08:12.34] | This is your Thanksgiving dinner? What is it with you and this holiday? |
| [08:22.41] | We' ve finished this magnificent Thanksgiving dinner. I have... |
| [08:26.88] | ... a mouthful of pumpkin pie. |
| [08:29.25] | And then my parents tell me they' re getting divorced. |
| [08:33.19] | Oh, my God! |
| [08:34.73] | Very difficult to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner once you' ve seen it in reverse. |
| [08:42.80] | What' s this? I never saw this at Mom' s. |
| [08:46.74] | It' s a yam. Hello.... . |
| [08:50.41] | This isn' t a yam. Yam comes in purple cans. |
| [08:59.75] | Ross, don' t take this the wrong way or anything, but back off. |
| [09:18.20] | Hi. Hi |
| [09:20.67] | We used to work together. We did? |
| [09:23.61] | Yeah, at Macy' s. You' re the Obsession girl, right? |
| [09:27.38] | Yes. I was the Aramis guy. |
| [09:31.35] | Aramis. Aramis. Aramis. Yeah, right! |
| [09:37.22] | You' re the best in the business. Get out. |
| [09:40.79] | You' re amazing! You know when to spritz. You know when to lay back. |
| [09:46.03] | Really? You don' t know what that means to me. |
| [09:51.94] | You smell great tonight. What are you wearing? |
| [09:56.84] | Nothing. |
| [10:07.59] | Listen, do you wanna go get a drink? Yeah, that would be |
| [10:14.33] | What' s wrong? I have to do something. |
| [10:18.13] | What? |
| [10:21.93] | Leave. Wait, wait, wait! |
| [11:08.28] | So I guess you all saw it. |
| [11:10.72] | What? Saw what? |
| [11:12.25] | No, we' re just laughing. You know how laughter can be infectious. |
| [11:35.84] | Set another place for Thanksgiving. My entire family thinks I have VD. |
| [11:41.48] | " T onight, on a very special Blossom. " |
| [11:53.19] | Looking good! Okay! |
| [11:55.13] | Cider' s mulling, turkey' s turkeying, yams are yamming.... |
| [12:00.33] | What? |
| [12:06.94] | Get out and stop annoying me! |
| [12:09.51] | Oh, that' s closer. oh, |
| [12:12.78] | I got the tickets! |
| [12:14.75] | Five hours from now, shoop, shoop, shoop! |
| [12:19.05] | Oh, you must stop shooping. Okay, l' m gonna get my stuff. |
| [12:23.75] | Will you come in? |
| [12:25.49] | I prefer to keep a safe distance from all this merriment. |
| [12:29.93] | Look out! Incoming pumpkin pie! |
| [12:39.80] | We laughed when you did it with the stuffing, but that' s not funny. |
| [12:45.11] | Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don' t see any T ator T ots. |
| [12:49.65] | That' s not a question. My mom makes them. It' s a tradition. |
| [12:54.45] | You get a piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry sauce and a T ot! |
| [13:00.49] | I mean, it' s bad enough I can' t be with my family because of my disease. |
| [13:07.90] | All right. Fine. |
| [13:09.47] | Tonight' s potatoes will be mashed, with lumps and in the form of Tots. |
| [13:17.44] | All right, I' m off to talk to my unborn child. |
| [13:22.28] | Okay, Mom never hit. Ok, |
| [13:28.69] | Okay, all done. Ok, |
| [13:31.09] | Phoebe, did you whip the pota? Ross needs lumps! |
| [13:36.29] | Oh, l' m sorry! I just |
| [13:38.20] | I thought we could have them whipped and then add some peas and onions. |
| [13:43.63] | Why do that? |
| [13:45.20] | Because then they' d be just like my mom used to make it, before she died. |
| [13:52.08] | Okay. Three kinds of potatoes coming up. |
| [13:57.25] | Okay. Goodbye, you guys! Thanks for everything! Ok, |
| [14:01.22] | Oh, God, look at Sorry! I' m so sorry. |
| [14:06.49] | An unbelievable thing happened! Underdog got away! |
| [14:10.56] | The balloon? No, no, the actual cartoon character. |
| [14:15.60] | Of course the balloon! |
| [14:18.54] | He broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park. Macy |
| [14:23.51] | I' m going to the roof. Who' s with me? I can' t! |
| [14:27.34] | An 80foot dog over the city? How often does that happen? |
| [14:31.58] | Almost never. |
| [14:33.62] | Got the keys? Okay. |
| [14:41.43] | Anytime you' re ready. |
| [14:43.86] | Okay. Okay, here we go. |
| [14:52.20] | Okay. Where am I talking to here? |
| [14:56.37] | There is one way that offers a certain acoustical advantage, but.... |
| [15:02.08] | Just aim for the bump. |
| [15:06.82] | Okay. Okay. Okay, here goes. |
| [15:17.90] | You know, I can' t do this. This is |
| [15:21.87] | It' s too weird. I feel stupid. |
| [15:25.00] | It' s fine. You don' t have to do it just because Susan does it. |
| [15:29.81] | Hello, baby. Hello. Hello. |
| [15:34.58] | the moment we first saw the dog shadow fall over the park! |
| [15:38.85] | But did they have to shoot him down? That was just mean. |
| [15:43.52] | Right now the turkey should be crispy on the outside... |
| [15:47.69] | ... and juicy on the inside. |
| [15:50.46] | Why are we standing here? |
| [15:52.46] | We' re waiting for you to open the door. You have the keys. |
| [15:56.70] | No, I don' t. |
| [15:59.17] | Yes, you do. When we left, you said," Got the keys. " |
| [16:03.54] | No, I didn' t. I asked," Got the keys? " |
| [16:08.65] | No, no, no. You said," Got the keys! " |
| [16:11.92] | Do either of you have the keys? |
| [16:16.09] | The oven is on! I' ve gotta get my ticket! |
| [16:19.22] | Wait! We have a copy of your key. Get it! |
| [16:22.46] | That tone won' t make me go any faster. |
| [16:25.60] | Joey. That one will. |
| [16:30.53] | And everyone' s telling me, " You gotta pick a major. " |
| [16:35.64] | So on a dare, I picked paleontology. |
| [16:40.44] | And you have no idea what I' m saying, because, face it, you' re a fetus. |
| [16:47.28] | You' re happy you don' t have gills anymore. |
| [16:51.56] | You don' t have to talk to it. You can sing |
| [16:54.83] | Please. I am not singing to your stomach, okay? |
| [17:01.10] | Here we come |
| [17:03.07] | Walking down the street |
| [17:05.50] | Get the funniest looks from Everyone we meet |
| [17:09.57] | Hey, hey |
| [17:14.01] | Hey, did you just feel that? I did. |
| [17:17.08] | Does it always? That was the first. |
| [17:20.08] | IKeep singing! IKeep singing! |
| [17:22.35] | Hey, hey, you ' re my baby And I can ' t wait to meet you |
| [17:26.89] | When you come out I' ll buy you a bagel Then we ' ll go to the zoo |
| [17:31.60] | lt did it again! I felt it that time! |
| [17:34.40] | Hey, hey, I' m your daddy I' m the one without any breasts " |
| [17:42.77] | This is great. It' s 5: 00. My plane is pulling away from the gate. |
| [17:47.44] | Maybe you can take a later flight. There is none. |
| [17:51.08] | You can go tomorrow. T omorrow is not Thanksgiving! |
| [17:55.02] | If l' m gonna cheer you up, you have to meet me halfway. |
| [18:00.12] | Can you go any faster? |
| [18:02.16] | I got one keyhole and a zillion keys! You do the math. |
| [18:06.43] | Why do you guys have so many keys in there anyway? |
| [18:10.17] | For an emergency just like this. |
| [18:13.40] | All right. Listen, smirky! |
| [18:16.17] | If not for your stupid balloon, I' d be on a plane... |
| [18:20.11] | ... watching a woman do this... right now. But l' m not! |
| [18:25.22] | You said you had the keys! |
| [18:27.25] | No, I didn' t! I wouldn' t say I had the keys unless I had the keys! |
| [18:32.06] | That' s it! Enough with the keys. No one say keys! |
| [18:38.16] | Why would I have the keys?! |
| [18:41.07] | Aside from the fact you said you did? I didn' t! |
| [18:44.54] | You should' ve. Why? |
| [18:46.07] | Because! Why? |
| [18:47.27] | Everything' s my responsibility? Isn' t it enough that l' m making dinner? |
| [18:52.24] | Everyone wants a different kind of potato, so I' m making them. |
| [18:56.68] | Does anybody care what kind of potatoes I want? No! |
| [19:01.85] | No! No! |
| [19:03.89] | Just as long as Phoebe gets her peas and onions, and Mario gets his T ots |
| [19:09.09] | It' s my first Thanksgiving, and l |
| [19:13.40] | It' s all burnt, and I can' t.... |
| [19:18.07] | Monica, only dogs can hear you now. Look, the door' s open. Here we go. |
| [19:28.78] | All right, Chandler, don' t lose this. No |
| [19:35.69] | Well, the turkey' s burnt! |
| [19:43.83] | Here we come |
| [19:45.86] | Walking down the |
| [19:49.90] | This doesn' t smell like Mom' s. |
| [19:54.07] | It doesn' t, does it? You wanted lumps? Here you go, buddy. You got one! |
| [20:00.28] | Don' t yell at me. You burned dinner! Hey, don' t make her squeak again! |
| [20:06.15] | God, this is great! The plane is gone. I guess I' m stuck here with you guys. |
| [20:11.76] | We all had better plans. This was nobody' s first choice! |
| [20:16.06] | Oh, really? So why was I busting my ass to make this delicious dinner? |
| [20:21.43] | You call that delicious? You be quiet! |
| [20:26.10] | Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! |
| [20:28.81] | Now this feels like Thanksgiving. |
| [20:37.71] | Skiing. |
| [20:40.22] | Shoop, shoop, shoop. |
| [20:44.39] | Shoop. |
| [20:47.59] | Eww. What? |
| [20:49.59] | Ugly Naked Guy' s taking his turkey out of the oven. |
| [20:54.16] | Who cares? He just sat in gravy. |
| [20:59.90] | Oh, my God! He' s not alone. |
| [21:03.17] | Ugly Naked Guy is having Thanksgiving dinner with Ugly Naked Gal. |
| [21:09.05] | I gotta see this! |
| [21:16.69] | Ugly naked dancing! |
| [21:20.02] | It' s nice that he has someone. |
| [21:33.57] | Shall I carve? |
| [21:35.54] | By all means. All right. |
| [21:42.68] | Who wants light cheese, and who wants dark cheese? |
| [21:46.45] | I don' t even want to know about the dark cheese. |
| [21:50.32] | Does anybody wanna split this? I will. |
| [21:53.09] | You guys have to make a wish. Make a wish? |
| [21:56.69] | Come on, you know, Thanksgiving. |
| [22:03.57] | You got the bigger half! What did you wish for? |
| [22:07.44] | The bigger half. |
| [22:11.38] | All right, I' d like to propose a toast. |
| [22:14.31] | A little toast here. Ding, ding! |
| [22:16.91] | This isn' t the Thanksgiving you planned... |
| [22:19.82] | ... but for me, this has been really great. |
| [22:24.00] | I think because it didn' t involve divorce or projectile vomiting. |
| [22:31.43] | If you' d gone to Vail or if you had been with your family... |
| [22:35.80] | ... or if you didn' t have syphilis and stuff... |
| [22:44.14] | I guess what l' m trying to say is that... |
| [22:47.11] | ... I' m very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked. |
| [22:52.78] | That' s so sweet! Thank you. |
| [22:58.16] | Here' s to a lousy Christmas! And a crappy New Year! |
| [23:01.93] | Hear, hear! Hear, hear! |
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