[00:41.-4] | You' re nice Oh,God. |
[02:25.-3] | I wanted to go out with her too. |
[03:08.-2] | I think this is gonna work for you. |
[08:27.-4] | Want this? |
[12:19.-4] | Brian's a little out of your league. |
[13:16.-2] | -How about these? -That's really a day shoe. - |
[13:24.-1] | Could we see something in a slimmer heel? |
[14:29.-1] | You guys ready? |
[18:56.-1] | 1 7-1 4,Giants. Three minutes to go in the third. |
[00:06.58] | Hey,gorgeous! How's it going? |
[00:09.12] | Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights. |
[00:12.66] | Does it get better than this? |
[00:15.33] | Question: Are you dating anyone? |
[00:17.76] | I met somebody who would be perfect for you. |
[00:21.07] | Perfect might be a problem. |
[00:23.47] | Had you said codependent or self-destructive.... |
[00:27.67] | -You want a date Saturday? -Yes,please. - |
[00:31.91] | He is cute. |
[00:33.31] | -He's funny. He's -He's a he? |
[00:35.68] | Well,yeah. |
[00:37.42] | Oh,God! I just |
[00:42.69] | Good,Shelly. I' m gonna flush myself down the toilet now. |
[00:46.66] | Okay. Bye-bye. |
[00:50.10] | The One Where Nana Dies Twice |
[01:37.41] | It's hard to enjoy noodles after that. Is that ridiculous? |
[01:41.61] | Can you believe she actually thought that? |
[01:46.28] | Yeah. |
[01:49.59] | When I first met you, I thought maybe... |
[01:52.36] | ... possibly... |
[01:53.69] | ...you might be. … |
[01:55.86] | You did? |
[01:57.06] | You spent Phoebe's birthday party talking to my breasts... |
[02:00.90] | ...so I figured maybe not. … |
[02:04.17] | Did any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me? |
[02:09.27] | -I did. -I think so,yeah. - |
[02:13.11] | -Not me. -No,no,me neither. - |
[02:16.05] | Although back in college, Susan Saladore did. |
[02:19.65] | You' re kidding. |
[02:21.59] | -Did you tell her I wasn't? -No. - |
[02:27.76] | I told her you were seeing Bernie Spellman... |
[02:33.60] | ...who also liked her. |
[02:40.00] | Well,this is fascinating. |
[02:42.67] | So what is it about me? |
[02:45.14] | I don't know. You' re smart,you' re funny.... |
[02:48.61] | So is Ross. Ever think that about him? |
[02:51.35] | -Yeah,right! -What is it? - |
[02:56.00] | I don't know. You just You have a quality. |
[02:59.39] | -Yes,exactly. -Yeah,a quality. |
[03:02.66] | "A quality. " Good. I was worried you were gonna be vague about this. |
[03:10.64] | -Excuse me? -Sure,sure. - |
[03:13.00] | Women find you less threatening, they let their guards down... |
[03:18.18] | ...you' re like a stealth heterosexual. … |
[03:32.36] | -It's Paolo calling from Rome. -Oh,my God! Calling from Rome! - |
[03:42.30] | So he's calling from Rome. I could do that. |
[03:45.80] | Just gotta go to Rome. |
[03:50.01] | Your Dad just beeped in. Can you make it quick? |
[03:53.24] | I'm talking to Rome. |
[03:55.65] | I'm talking to Rome. |
[03:58.42] | Hey,Dad. What's up? |
[04:02.02] | Oh,God. |
[04:04.79] | Ross,it's Nana. |
[04:18.00] | -How you doing? -Hey,Dad. |
[04:22.47] | So how is she doing? |
[04:25.28] | The doctor says it's a matter of hours. |
[04:28.31] | -How are you,Mom? -Me? I' m fine,fine. |
[04:31.32] | I' m glad you' re here. |
[04:35.19] | -What's with your hair? -What? |
[04:38.39] | -What's different? -Nothing. - |
[04:41.16] | Oh,maybe that's it. |
[04:44.00] | -She's unbelievable. Her mother's -Okay,relax. - |
[04:47.30] | We' re gonna be here a while. |
[04:49.80] | We still have boyfriends and your career to cover. |
[04:53.17] | Oh,God! |
[05:01.28] | The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of her purse. |
[05:05.58] | Yeah,they were gross. |
[05:08.55] | You know what I love? |
[05:10.56] | Her Sweet 'N Lows. |
[05:12.62] | How she was always stealing them from restaurants. |
[05:16.06] | Not just from restaurants, from our house. |
[05:19.86] | Mrs. Geller? |
[05:26.57] | She looks so small. |
[05:28.34] | I know. |
[05:30.51] | Well,at least she's with Pop-Pop and Aunt Phylis now. |
[05:34.18] | Aunt Phylis is dead? |
[05:36.18] | Yeah,for like six years. |
[05:38.62] | Where were? Can we focus,please? - |
[05:52.70] | Goodbye,Nana. |
[06:01.64] | Bye,Nana. |
[06:09.21] | Nurse! |
[06:11.82] | What is going on? |
[06:13.92] | You know how the nurse said Nana had passed? |
[06:17.00] | Well,she's not quite. |
[06:20.06] | What? |
[06:21.26] | She's not passed! She's present! She's back! |
[06:25.36] | What's going on? |
[06:26.73] | She may have died. |
[06:29.20] | She may have died? |
[06:30.80] | We're looking into it. |
[06:34.04] | I'll go see. |
[06:38.58] | This almost never happens. |
[06:57.76] | Now she's passed. |
[07:09.67] | I just have to know,okay? |
[07:12.44] | Is it my hair? |
[07:14.28] | Yes,that's exactly what it is. It's your hair. |
[07:17.58] | Yeah,you have homosexual hair. |
[07:26.69] | So did she...? |
[07:28.56] | Twice. |
[07:31.30] | -Twice? -Oh,that sucks. |
[07:35.90] | -You guys okay? -I don't know. It's weird. - |
[07:39.37] | I know she's gone, but I just don't feel.... |
[07:43.21] | Maybe she's not really gone. |
[07:45.28] | No,no,she's gone. |
[07:47.71] | We checked. |
[07:49.45] | A lot. |
[07:51.88] | No,I mean,maybe no one ever really goes. |
[07:55.02] | Ever since my mom died, every now and then... |
[07:58.12] | ... I get this feeling that she's right here,you know? … |
[08:06.00] | And Debbie,my friend from junior high... |
[08:08.77] | ...got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course. |
[08:13.24] | I always get this strong Debbie vibe... |
[08:15.91] | ...when I use a little yellow pencil. … |
[08:23.51] | -I miss her. -Here,Pheebs. - |
[08:28.19] | -Oh,thanks. -Sure. - |
[08:30.49] | I just sharpened her this morning. |
[08:35.03] | I don't believe any of that. When you' re dead... |
[08:38.30] | ...you' re dead. You' re gone. You' re worm food. |
[08:45.10] | So Chandler looks gay,huh? |
[08:51.08] | I don't know who this is, but it's not Debbie. |
[09:00.22] | Dad,let's just make a decision. |
[09:03.29] | You're right. It's going into the ground. |
[09:06.39] | We should get the most basic thing. |
[09:09.19] | "The non-protective corrugated fiberboard with white laminate. " “ |
[09:14.73] | Dad,we can't bury Nana in a dresser from kea. |
[09:18.74] | This is why your mother buys my clothes. |
[09:21.87] | I hate to shop. I hate it. |
[09:25.08] | Isn't this more about the fact that... |
[09:27.91] | ...once you decide,it's like acknowledging Nana's actually gone? |
[09:33.35] | No,I really hate to shop. |
[09:41.89] | -I thought it'd be a closed casket. -lt doesn't mean she can't look nice. - |
[09:52.10] | Sweetie,you think you can get in there? |
[09:55.11] | I don't see why not. |
[10:16.03] | Here's my retainer. |
[10:26.64] | I was just thinking... |
[10:28.71] | -...when my time comes -Dad. -… |
[10:30.84] | Listen to me. |
[10:33.78] | When my time comes, I wanna be buried at sea. |
[10:40.18] | You what? 什么? |
[10:42.09] | I wanna be buried at sea. It looks like fun. |
[10:47.53] | Define "fun. " |
[10:49.03] | Come on. You'll make a day of it. You'll get a boat,pack a lunch.... |
[10:53.50] | And then we throw your body in the water. Gee,that does sound fun. |
[10:58.00] | Everyone thinks they know me. Everyone says I'm so predictable. |
[11:03.17] | Maybe after I'm gone,they'll say, " Buried at sea? Huh? " |
[11:11.25] | That's probably what they'll say. |
[11:13.88] | I'd like that. |
[11:27.40] | -Hey,gorgeous |
[11:29.93] | Look,l' m sorry about yesterday. |
[11:33.00] | Don't worry. Apparently,other people have made the same mistake. |
[11:38.51] | Okay. Phew! 好吧,咻! |
[11:43.05] | So,what do you think it is about me? |
[11:46.88] | I don't know what. |
[11:48.29] | You just have... |
[11:50.39] | -...a quality. -A quality. Great. |
[11:52.79] | It's a shame. You and Lowell would've made a great couple. |
[11:58.30] | Lowell? Financial Services Lowell? That's who you saw me with? |
[12:02.80] | What? He's cute. |
[12:04.17] | Well,yeah. |
[12:05.84] | He's no Brian in Payroll. |
[12:10.88] | Is Brian? |
[12:12.18] | I don't know. If you were gonna set me up... |
[12:15.45] | ... I'd like to think it'd be with somebody like him. |
[12:26.56] | Excuse me. You don't think I could get a Brian? |
[12:33.46] | Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me. |
[12:38.44] | I'm really not. |
[12:41.27] | This one? |
[12:46.91] | I've shown you every dress we have. |
[12:49.41] | Unless you want her to spend eternity in a lemon-yellow pantsuit... |
[12:53.88] | ...go with the burgundy. |
[12:56.65] | Whatever we pick,she'd say it's the wrong one. |
[13:00.22] | Right. We'll go with the burgundy. |
[13:02.69] | A fine choice. I'm coming out. |
[13:05.66] | Wait! We need shoes. |
[13:19.51] | Where she's going everyone else will be dressier? |
[13:31.19] | I have nothing in an evening shoe in the burgundy. |
[13:36.26] | I can show you something silver that may work. |
[13:40.30] | -No,it really should be burgundy. -Unless we go with a different dress. - |
[13:45.20] | No,no,no. Watch this. |
[13:47.40] | Wait,I may have something in the back. |
[14:03.49] | Oh,my God. |
[14:05.26] | Is everything all right? |
[14:09.83] | Just Nana's stuff. |
[14:30.78] | Mom called to tell me not to wear my hair up. |
[14:33.85] | -Know my ears aren't my best feature? -Some days it's all I can think about. - |
[14:39.49] | I' m sorry l' m late. I couldn't find my bearings. |
[14:43.09] | You mean your earrings? |
[14:45.16] | What did I say? |
[14:48.50] | -Are these the shoes? -Yes. Paolo sent them from ltaly. - |
[14:52.27] | What? We don't have shoes here? |
[14:57.44] | -Morning. We ready to go? -Don't we look nice all dressed up? - |
[15:03.35] | It's stuff like that,isn't it? |
[15:17.29] | -lt was a really beautiful service. -lt really was. - |
[15:22.67] | Come here,sweetheart. |
[15:27.81] | You know,I think it's time for you to start using night cream. |
[15:38.92] | What? 什么? |
[15:40.12] | Nothing. Just that your coat sounds like Brent Musberger. |
[15:44.92] | -Check it out. Giants-Cowboys. -You're watching football at a funeral? - |
[15:50.86] | No,it's the pre-game. I' m gonna watch it at the reception. |
[15:55.50] | You're a frightening,frightening man. |
[15:58.90] | Oh,no! My new Paolo shoes! |
[16:02.44] | I hope they're not ruined. |
[16:08.01] | God,what a great day! |
[16:11.42] | What? Weather-wise. |
[16:14.85] | I know. |
[16:16.85] | The air,the trees. |
[16:19.86] | Even though Nana's gone, there's something almost life |
[16:26.03] | Ross,are you okay? |
[16:28.20] | No,l' m fine. |
[16:30.77] | Just... |
[16:32.57] | ... having my worst fear realized,but.... … |
[16:43.25] | I' m just checking to see if the muscle's in spasm. |
[16:47.89] | -What? What is it? -You missed a belt loop. - |
[16:52.82] | Okay,it's in spasm. |
[16:56.13] | Here,sweetie. I took these when I had my gall thing accident. |
[17:00.56] | Thanks,Mom. |
[17:10.01] | Sorry. |
[17:12.04] | Hi,l' m Andrea. |
[17:14.04] | I'm Dorothy's daughter. |
[17:16.21] | Hi,I'm Chandler,and I have no idea who Dorothy is. |
[17:22.75] | Look who's up! |
[17:25.76] | -How do you feel? -I feel great. |
[17:31.13] | I feel great. I feel great. |
[17:35.00] | Wow,those pills really worked. |
[17:37.40] | Yeah. Not the first two, but the second two.... |
[17:43.84] | I love you guys. |
[17:47.14] | You guys are the greatest. I love my sister. |
[17:50.81] | I love Pheebs. |
[17:53.85] | That's so nice. |
[17:58.02] | I love you,man. |
[18:00.92] | And listen, if you wanna be gay,be gay! |
[18:06.70] | It doesn't matter to me. |
[18:10.17] | You were right. |
[18:24.65] | I do love you. |
[18:26.58] | Oh,Ross. I love you too. |
[18:30.32] | Oh,no,I really love you. |
[18:35.13] | I really love you. |
[18:39.26] | Oh,you don't get it! |
[18:47.60] | -What do you got there? -Just a hearing disability. - |
[18:53.51] | What's the score? |
[18:59.32] | Beautiful! |
[19:09.29] | Pheebs,could you maybe hand me a cracker? |
[19:15.27] | Your grandmother would've hated this. |
[19:18.40] | Sure. What with it being her funeral and all. |
[19:23.57] | No,I'd be hearing about... |
[19:26.14] | ...why didn't I get the honey-glazed ham. “ |
[19:29.08] | Or I didn't spend enough on flowers. Or she'd say: |
[19:32.85] | "Why waste your money? I don't need flowers,l' m dead. " |
[19:37.12] | That sounds like Nana. |
[19:40.32] | Do you know what it's like to grow up... |
[19:43.49] | ...with someone who is critical of every single thing you say? … |
[19:50.53] | I can imagine. |
[19:52.94] | It's a wonder your mother turned out... |
[19:56.04] | ...to be the positive, life-affirming person she is. … |
[20:00.94] | That is a wonder. |
[20:05.58] | So tell me something,Mom. If you had to do it all over again... |
[20:10.59] | ... I mean,if she was here right now... |
[20:14.12] | ...would you tell her? |
[20:16.06] | T ell her what? |
[20:18.46] | How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail. |
[20:23.33] | Like your hair,for example. |
[20:26.04] | I'm not sure I know what you're getting at. |
[20:31.01] | Would things have been better if you'd just told her the truth? |
[20:41.69] | Some things are better left unsaid. |
[20:44.25] | It's nicer when people just get along. |
[20:51.20] | More wine? |
[20:52.70] | Oh,I think so. |
[21:02.61] | Those earrings look really lovely on you. |
[21:07.58] | Thank you. |
[21:09.71] | They're yours. |
[21:11.78] | Actually,they were Nana's. |
[21:18.52] | Now l' m depressed! |
[21:24.73] | Even more than I was. |
[21:34.74] | Oh,look. My first grade picture. |
[21:37.44] | Please ignore the Dy-no-mite T -shirt. |
[21:40.51] | -Hey,who's this little naked guy? -That little naked guy would be me. - |
[21:46.58] | Look at the little thing! |
[21:51.09] | Yes,fine. That is my penis. |
[21:54.46] | Can we be grownups now? |
[21:57.03] | Who are those people? |
[21:58.70] | -Got me. -That's Nana right there in the middle. - |
[22:03.50] | Yeah,let's see. |
[22:04.87] | " Me and the gang at Java Joe's. " “ |
[22:07.80] | You look just like your grandmother. How old was she? |
[22:11.68] | Let's see," 1 939. " |
[22:14.24] | Twenty-four,twenty-five. |
[22:17.18] | It looks like a fun gang. |
[22:24.72] | Look,look,look! I got Monica naked! |
[22:28.13] | Let me see! |
[22:31.83] | No,no. That would be me again. |
[22:39.00] | I'm just trying something. |
[22:51.85] | Hey,Lowell. |
[22:53.18] | Oh,hey,Chandler. |
[22:56.65] | So how's it going in Financial Services? |
[22:59.49] | It's like Mardi Gras without the papier-mache heads. |
[23:03.06] | How about you? |
[23:04.33] | Good. Good. Listen... |
[23:08.17] | ...I don't know what Shelly told you about me,but... |
[23:12.44] | ... I' m not. … |
[23:14.94] | I know. That's what I told her. |
[23:17.64] | Really? |
[23:20.18] | So you can tell? |
[23:23.78] | Pretty much. Most of the time. We have a kind of radar. |
[23:30.02] | So you don't think I have... |
[23:32.12] | ...a quality? … |
[23:33.86] | Speaking for my people, I'd have to say no. |
[23:40.33] | By the way,your friend Brian, from Payroll? He is. |
[23:44.30] | -He is? -And way out of your league. - |
[23:51.14] | Out of my league! |
[23:52.71] | I could get a Brian. If I wanted to get a Brian,I could get a Brian. |
[23:57.48] | Hey,Brian. Hey, Brian. |
[00:41.-4] | You' re nice Oh, God. |
[02:25.-3] | I wanted to go out with her too. |
[03:08.-2] | I think this is gonna work for you. |
[08:27.-4] | Want this? |
[12:19.-4] | Brian' s a little out of your league. |
[13:16.-2] | How about these? That' s really a day shoe. |
[13:24.-1] | Could we see something in a slimmer heel? |
[14:29.-1] | You guys ready? |
[18:56.-1] | 1 71 4, Giants. Three minutes to go in the third. |
[00:06.58] | Hey, gorgeous! How' s it going? |
[00:09.12] | Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights. |
[00:12.66] | Does it get better than this? |
[00:15.33] | Question: Are you dating anyone? |
[00:17.76] | I met somebody who would be perfect for you. |
[00:21.07] | Perfect might be a problem. |
[00:23.47] | Had you said codependent or selfdestructive.... |
[00:27.67] | You want a date Saturday? Yes, please. |
[00:31.91] | He is cute. |
[00:33.31] | He' s funny. He' s He' s a he? |
[00:35.68] | Well, yeah. |
[00:37.42] | Oh, God! I just |
[00:42.69] | Good, Shelly. I' m gonna flush myself down the toilet now. |
[00:46.66] | Okay. Byebye. |
[00:50.10] | The One Where Nana Dies Twice |
[01:37.41] | It' s hard to enjoy noodles after that. Is that ridiculous? |
[01:41.61] | Can you believe she actually thought that? |
[01:46.28] | Yeah. |
[01:49.59] | When I first met you, I thought maybe... |
[01:52.36] | ... possibly... |
[01:53.69] | ... you might be. |
[01:55.86] | You did? |
[01:57.06] | You spent Phoebe' s birthday party talking to my breasts... |
[02:00.90] | ... so I figured maybe not. |
[02:04.17] | Did any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me? |
[02:09.27] | I did. I think so, yeah. |
[02:13.11] | Not me. No, no, me neither. |
[02:16.05] | Although back in college, Susan Saladore did. |
[02:19.65] | You' re kidding. |
[02:21.59] | Did you tell her I wasn' t? No. |
[02:27.76] | I told her you were seeing Bernie Spellman... |
[02:33.60] | ... who also liked her. |
[02:40.00] | Well, this is fascinating. |
[02:42.67] | So what is it about me? |
[02:45.14] | I don' t know. You' re smart, you' re funny.... |
[02:48.61] | So is Ross. Ever think that about him? |
[02:51.35] | Yeah, right! What is it? |
[02:56.00] | I don' t know. You just You have a quality. |
[02:59.39] | Yes, exactly. Yeah, a quality. |
[03:02.66] | " A quality. " Good. I was worried you were gonna be vague about this. |
[03:10.64] | Excuse me? Sure, sure. |
[03:13.00] | Women find you less threatening, they let their guards down... |
[03:18.18] | ... you' re like a stealth heterosexual. |
[03:32.36] | It' s Paolo calling from Rome. Oh, my God! Calling from Rome! |
[03:42.30] | So he' s calling from Rome. I could do that. |
[03:45.80] | Just gotta go to Rome. |
[03:50.01] | Your Dad just beeped in. Can you make it quick? |
[03:53.24] | I' m talking to Rome. |
[03:55.65] | I' m talking to Rome. |
[03:58.42] | Hey, Dad. What' s up? |
[04:02.02] | Oh, God. |
[04:04.79] | Ross, it' s Nana. |
[04:18.00] | How you doing? Hey, Dad. |
[04:22.47] | So how is she doing? |
[04:25.28] | The doctor says it' s a matter of hours. |
[04:28.31] | How are you, Mom? Me? I' m fine, fine. |
[04:31.32] | I' m glad you' re here. |
[04:35.19] | What' s with your hair? What? |
[04:38.39] | What' s different? Nothing. |
[04:41.16] | Oh, maybe that' s it. |
[04:44.00] | She' s unbelievable. Her mother' s Okay, relax. |
[04:47.30] | We' re gonna be here a while. |
[04:49.80] | We still have boyfriends and your career to cover. |
[04:53.17] | Oh, God! |
[05:01.28] | The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of her purse. |
[05:05.58] | Yeah, they were gross. |
[05:08.55] | You know what I love? |
[05:10.56] | Her Sweet ' N Lows. |
[05:12.62] | How she was always stealing them from restaurants. |
[05:16.06] | Not just from restaurants, from our house. |
[05:19.86] | Mrs. Geller? |
[05:26.57] | She looks so small. |
[05:28.34] | I know. |
[05:30.51] | Well, at least she' s with PopPop and Aunt Phylis now. |
[05:34.18] | Aunt Phylis is dead? |
[05:36.18] | Yeah, for like six years. |
[05:38.62] | Where were? Can we focus, please? |
[05:52.70] | Goodbye, Nana. |
[06:01.64] | Bye, Nana. |
[06:09.21] | Nurse! |
[06:11.82] | What is going on? |
[06:13.92] | You know how the nurse said Nana had passed? |
[06:17.00] | Well, she' s not quite. |
[06:20.06] | What? |
[06:21.26] | She' s not passed! She' s present! She' s back! |
[06:25.36] | What' s going on? |
[06:26.73] | She may have died. |
[06:29.20] | She may have died? |
[06:30.80] | We' re looking into it. |
[06:34.04] | I' ll go see. |
[06:38.58] | This almost never happens. |
[06:57.76] | Now she' s passed. |
[07:09.67] | I just have to know, okay? |
[07:12.44] | Is it my hair? |
[07:14.28] | Yes, that' s exactly what it is. It' s your hair. |
[07:17.58] | Yeah, you have homosexual hair. |
[07:26.69] | So did she...? |
[07:28.56] | Twice. |
[07:31.30] | Twice? Oh, that sucks. |
[07:35.90] | You guys okay? I don' t know. It' s weird. |
[07:39.37] | I know she' s gone, but I just don' t feel.... |
[07:43.21] | Maybe she' s not really gone. |
[07:45.28] | No, no, she' s gone. |
[07:47.71] | We checked. |
[07:49.45] | A lot. |
[07:51.88] | No, I mean, maybe no one ever really goes. |
[07:55.02] | Ever since my mom died, every now and then... |
[07:58.12] | ... I get this feeling that she' s right here, you know? |
[08:06.00] | And Debbie, my friend from junior high... |
[08:08.77] | ... got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course. |
[08:13.24] | I always get this strong Debbie vibe... |
[08:15.91] | ... when I use a little yellow pencil. |
[08:23.51] | I miss her. Here, Pheebs. |
[08:28.19] | Oh, thanks. Sure. |
[08:30.49] | I just sharpened her this morning. |
[08:35.03] | I don' t believe any of that. When you' re dead... |
[08:38.30] | ... you' re dead. You' re gone. You' re worm food. |
[08:45.10] | So Chandler looks gay, huh? |
[08:51.08] | I don' t know who this is, but it' s not Debbie. |
[09:00.22] | Dad, let' s just make a decision. |
[09:03.29] | You' re right. It' s going into the ground. |
[09:06.39] | We should get the most basic thing. |
[09:09.19] | " The nonprotective corrugated fiberboard with white laminate. " " |
[09:14.73] | Dad, we can' t bury Nana in a dresser from kea. |
[09:18.74] | This is why your mother buys my clothes. |
[09:21.87] | I hate to shop. I hate it. |
[09:25.08] | Isn' t this more about the fact that... |
[09:27.91] | ... once you decide, it' s like acknowledging Nana' s actually gone? |
[09:33.35] | No, I really hate to shop. |
[09:41.89] | I thought it' d be a closed casket. lt doesn' t mean she can' t look nice. |
[09:52.10] | Sweetie, you think you can get in there? |
[09:55.11] | I don' t see why not. |
[10:16.03] | Here' s my retainer. |
[10:26.64] | I was just thinking... |
[10:28.71] | ... when my time comes Dad. |
[10:30.84] | Listen to me. |
[10:33.78] | When my time comes, I wanna be buried at sea. |
[10:40.18] | You what? shen me? |
[10:42.09] | I wanna be buried at sea. It looks like fun. |
[10:47.53] | Define " fun. " |
[10:49.03] | Come on. You' ll make a day of it. You' ll get a boat, pack a lunch.... |
[10:53.50] | And then we throw your body in the water. Gee, that does sound fun. |
[10:58.00] | Everyone thinks they know me. Everyone says I' m so predictable. |
[11:03.17] | Maybe after I' m gone, they' ll say, " Buried at sea? Huh? " |
[11:11.25] | That' s probably what they' ll say. |
[11:13.88] | I' d like that. |
[11:27.40] | Hey, gorgeous |
[11:29.93] | Look, l' m sorry about yesterday. |
[11:33.00] | Don' t worry. Apparently, other people have made the same mistake. |
[11:38.51] | Okay. Phew! hao ba, xiu! |
[11:43.05] | So, what do you think it is about me? |
[11:46.88] | I don' t know what. |
[11:48.29] | You just have... |
[11:50.39] | ... a quality. A quality. Great. |
[11:52.79] | It' s a shame. You and Lowell would' ve made a great couple. |
[11:58.30] | Lowell? Financial Services Lowell? That' s who you saw me with? |
[12:02.80] | What? He' s cute. |
[12:04.17] | Well, yeah. |
[12:05.84] | He' s no Brian in Payroll. |
[12:10.88] | Is Brian? |
[12:12.18] | I don' t know. If you were gonna set me up... |
[12:15.45] | ... I' d like to think it' d be with somebody like him. |
[12:26.56] | Excuse me. You don' t think I could get a Brian? |
[12:33.46] | Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me. |
[12:38.44] | I' m really not. |
[12:41.27] | This one? |
[12:46.91] | I' ve shown you every dress we have. |
[12:49.41] | Unless you want her to spend eternity in a lemonyellow pantsuit... |
[12:53.88] | ... go with the burgundy. |
[12:56.65] | Whatever we pick, she' d say it' s the wrong one. |
[13:00.22] | Right. We' ll go with the burgundy. |
[13:02.69] | A fine choice. I' m coming out. |
[13:05.66] | Wait! We need shoes. |
[13:19.51] | Where she' s going everyone else will be dressier? |
[13:31.19] | I have nothing in an evening shoe in the burgundy. |
[13:36.26] | I can show you something silver that may work. |
[13:40.30] | No, it really should be burgundy. Unless we go with a different dress. |
[13:45.20] | No, no, no. Watch this. |
[13:47.40] | Wait, I may have something in the back. |
[14:03.49] | Oh, my God. |
[14:05.26] | Is everything all right? |
[14:09.83] | Just Nana' s stuff. |
[14:30.78] | Mom called to tell me not to wear my hair up. |
[14:33.85] | Know my ears aren' t my best feature? Some days it' s all I can think about. |
[14:39.49] | I' m sorry l' m late. I couldn' t find my bearings. |
[14:43.09] | You mean your earrings? |
[14:45.16] | What did I say? |
[14:48.50] | Are these the shoes? Yes. Paolo sent them from ltaly. |
[14:52.27] | What? We don' t have shoes here? |
[14:57.44] | Morning. We ready to go? Don' t we look nice all dressed up? |
[15:03.35] | It' s stuff like that, isn' t it? |
[15:17.29] | lt was a really beautiful service. lt really was. |
[15:22.67] | Come here, sweetheart. |
[15:27.81] | You know, I think it' s time for you to start using night cream. |
[15:38.92] | What? shen me? |
[15:40.12] | Nothing. Just that your coat sounds like Brent Musberger. |
[15:44.92] | Check it out. GiantsCowboys. You' re watching football at a funeral? |
[15:50.86] | No, it' s the pregame. I' m gonna watch it at the reception. |
[15:55.50] | You' re a frightening, frightening man. |
[15:58.90] | Oh, no! My new Paolo shoes! |
[16:02.44] | I hope they' re not ruined. |
[16:08.01] | God, what a great day! |
[16:11.42] | What? Weatherwise. |
[16:14.85] | I know. |
[16:16.85] | The air, the trees. |
[16:19.86] | Even though Nana' s gone, there' s something almost life |
[16:26.03] | Ross, are you okay? |
[16:28.20] | No, l' m fine. |
[16:30.77] | Just... |
[16:32.57] | ... having my worst fear realized, but.... |
[16:43.25] | I' m just checking to see if the muscle' s in spasm. |
[16:47.89] | What? What is it? You missed a belt loop. |
[16:52.82] | Okay, it' s in spasm. |
[16:56.13] | Here, sweetie. I took these when I had my gall thing accident. |
[17:00.56] | Thanks, Mom. |
[17:10.01] | Sorry. |
[17:12.04] | Hi, l' m Andrea. |
[17:14.04] | I' m Dorothy' s daughter. |
[17:16.21] | Hi, I' m Chandler, and I have no idea who Dorothy is. |
[17:22.75] | Look who' s up! |
[17:25.76] | How do you feel? I feel great. |
[17:31.13] | I feel great. I feel great. |
[17:35.00] | Wow, those pills really worked. |
[17:37.40] | Yeah. Not the first two, but the second two.... |
[17:43.84] | I love you guys. |
[17:47.14] | You guys are the greatest. I love my sister. |
[17:50.81] | I love Pheebs. |
[17:53.85] | That' s so nice. |
[17:58.02] | I love you, man. |
[18:00.92] | And listen, if you wanna be gay, be gay! |
[18:06.70] | It doesn' t matter to me. |
[18:10.17] | You were right. |
[18:24.65] | I do love you. |
[18:26.58] | Oh, Ross. I love you too. |
[18:30.32] | Oh, no, I really love you. |
[18:35.13] | I really love you. |
[18:39.26] | Oh, you don' t get it! |
[18:47.60] | What do you got there? Just a hearing disability. |
[18:53.51] | What' s the score? |
[18:59.32] | Beautiful! |
[19:09.29] | Pheebs, could you maybe hand me a cracker? |
[19:15.27] | Your grandmother would' ve hated this. |
[19:18.40] | Sure. What with it being her funeral and all. |
[19:23.57] | No, I' d be hearing about... |
[19:26.14] | ... why didn' t I get the honeyglazed ham. " |
[19:29.08] | Or I didn' t spend enough on flowers. Or she' d say: |
[19:32.85] | " Why waste your money? I don' t need flowers, l' m dead. " |
[19:37.12] | That sounds like Nana. |
[19:40.32] | Do you know what it' s like to grow up... |
[19:43.49] | ... with someone who is critical of every single thing you say? |
[19:50.53] | I can imagine. |
[19:52.94] | It' s a wonder your mother turned out... |
[19:56.04] | ... to be the positive, lifeaffirming person she is. |
[20:00.94] | That is a wonder. |
[20:05.58] | So tell me something, Mom. If you had to do it all over again... |
[20:10.59] | ... I mean, if she was here right now... |
[20:14.12] | ... would you tell her? |
[20:16.06] | T ell her what? |
[20:18.46] | How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail. |
[20:23.33] | Like your hair, for example. |
[20:26.04] | I' m not sure I know what you' re getting at. |
[20:31.01] | Would things have been better if you' d just told her the truth? |
[20:41.69] | Some things are better left unsaid. |
[20:44.25] | It' s nicer when people just get along. |
[20:51.20] | More wine? |
[20:52.70] | Oh, I think so. |
[21:02.61] | Those earrings look really lovely on you. |
[21:07.58] | Thank you. |
[21:09.71] | They' re yours. |
[21:11.78] | Actually, they were Nana' s. |
[21:18.52] | Now l' m depressed! |
[21:24.73] | Even more than I was. |
[21:34.74] | Oh, look. My first grade picture. |
[21:37.44] | Please ignore the Dynomite T shirt. |
[21:40.51] | Hey, who' s this little naked guy? That little naked guy would be me. |
[21:46.58] | Look at the little thing! |
[21:51.09] | Yes, fine. That is my penis. |
[21:54.46] | Can we be grownups now? |
[21:57.03] | Who are those people? |
[21:58.70] | Got me. That' s Nana right there in the middle. |
[22:03.50] | Yeah, let' s see. |
[22:04.87] | " Me and the gang at Java Joe' s. " " |
[22:07.80] | You look just like your grandmother. How old was she? |
[22:11.68] | Let' s see," 1 939. " |
[22:14.24] | Twentyfour, twentyfive. |
[22:17.18] | It looks like a fun gang. |
[22:24.72] | Look, look, look! I got Monica naked! |
[22:28.13] | Let me see! |
[22:31.83] | No, no. That would be me again. |
[22:39.00] | I' m just trying something. |
[22:51.85] | Hey, Lowell. |
[22:53.18] | Oh, hey, Chandler. |
[22:56.65] | So how' s it going in Financial Services? |
[22:59.49] | It' s like Mardi Gras without the papiermache heads. |
[23:03.06] | How about you? |
[23:04.33] | Good. Good. Listen... |
[23:08.17] | ... I don' t know what Shelly told you about me, but... |
[23:12.44] | ... I' m not. |
[23:14.94] | I know. That' s what I told her. |
[23:17.64] | Really? |
[23:20.18] | So you can tell? |
[23:23.78] | Pretty much. Most of the time. We have a kind of radar. |
[23:30.02] | So you don' t think I have... |
[23:32.12] | ... a quality? |
[23:33.86] | Speaking for my people, I' d have to say no. |
[23:40.33] | By the way, your friend Brian, from Payroll? He is. |
[23:44.30] | He is? And way out of your league. |
[23:51.14] | Out of my league! |
[23:52.71] | I could get a Brian. If I wanted to get a Brian, I could get a Brian. |
[23:57.48] | Hey, Brian. Hey, Brian. |
[00:41.-4] | You' re nice Oh, God. |
[02:25.-3] | I wanted to go out with her too. |
[03:08.-2] | I think this is gonna work for you. |
[08:27.-4] | Want this? |
[12:19.-4] | Brian' s a little out of your league. |
[13:16.-2] | How about these? That' s really a day shoe. |
[13:24.-1] | Could we see something in a slimmer heel? |
[14:29.-1] | You guys ready? |
[18:56.-1] | 1 71 4, Giants. Three minutes to go in the third. |
[00:06.58] | Hey, gorgeous! How' s it going? |
[00:09.12] | Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights. |
[00:12.66] | Does it get better than this? |
[00:15.33] | Question: Are you dating anyone? |
[00:17.76] | I met somebody who would be perfect for you. |
[00:21.07] | Perfect might be a problem. |
[00:23.47] | Had you said codependent or selfdestructive.... |
[00:27.67] | You want a date Saturday? Yes, please. |
[00:31.91] | He is cute. |
[00:33.31] | He' s funny. He' s He' s a he? |
[00:35.68] | Well, yeah. |
[00:37.42] | Oh, God! I just |
[00:42.69] | Good, Shelly. I' m gonna flush myself down the toilet now. |
[00:46.66] | Okay. Byebye. |
[00:50.10] | The One Where Nana Dies Twice |
[01:37.41] | It' s hard to enjoy noodles after that. Is that ridiculous? |
[01:41.61] | Can you believe she actually thought that? |
[01:46.28] | Yeah. |
[01:49.59] | When I first met you, I thought maybe... |
[01:52.36] | ... possibly... |
[01:53.69] | ... you might be. |
[01:55.86] | You did? |
[01:57.06] | You spent Phoebe' s birthday party talking to my breasts... |
[02:00.90] | ... so I figured maybe not. |
[02:04.17] | Did any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me? |
[02:09.27] | I did. I think so, yeah. |
[02:13.11] | Not me. No, no, me neither. |
[02:16.05] | Although back in college, Susan Saladore did. |
[02:19.65] | You' re kidding. |
[02:21.59] | Did you tell her I wasn' t? No. |
[02:27.76] | I told her you were seeing Bernie Spellman... |
[02:33.60] | ... who also liked her. |
[02:40.00] | Well, this is fascinating. |
[02:42.67] | So what is it about me? |
[02:45.14] | I don' t know. You' re smart, you' re funny.... |
[02:48.61] | So is Ross. Ever think that about him? |
[02:51.35] | Yeah, right! What is it? |
[02:56.00] | I don' t know. You just You have a quality. |
[02:59.39] | Yes, exactly. Yeah, a quality. |
[03:02.66] | " A quality. " Good. I was worried you were gonna be vague about this. |
[03:10.64] | Excuse me? Sure, sure. |
[03:13.00] | Women find you less threatening, they let their guards down... |
[03:18.18] | ... you' re like a stealth heterosexual. |
[03:32.36] | It' s Paolo calling from Rome. Oh, my God! Calling from Rome! |
[03:42.30] | So he' s calling from Rome. I could do that. |
[03:45.80] | Just gotta go to Rome. |
[03:50.01] | Your Dad just beeped in. Can you make it quick? |
[03:53.24] | I' m talking to Rome. |
[03:55.65] | I' m talking to Rome. |
[03:58.42] | Hey, Dad. What' s up? |
[04:02.02] | Oh, God. |
[04:04.79] | Ross, it' s Nana. |
[04:18.00] | How you doing? Hey, Dad. |
[04:22.47] | So how is she doing? |
[04:25.28] | The doctor says it' s a matter of hours. |
[04:28.31] | How are you, Mom? Me? I' m fine, fine. |
[04:31.32] | I' m glad you' re here. |
[04:35.19] | What' s with your hair? What? |
[04:38.39] | What' s different? Nothing. |
[04:41.16] | Oh, maybe that' s it. |
[04:44.00] | She' s unbelievable. Her mother' s Okay, relax. |
[04:47.30] | We' re gonna be here a while. |
[04:49.80] | We still have boyfriends and your career to cover. |
[04:53.17] | Oh, God! |
[05:01.28] | The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of her purse. |
[05:05.58] | Yeah, they were gross. |
[05:08.55] | You know what I love? |
[05:10.56] | Her Sweet ' N Lows. |
[05:12.62] | How she was always stealing them from restaurants. |
[05:16.06] | Not just from restaurants, from our house. |
[05:19.86] | Mrs. Geller? |
[05:26.57] | She looks so small. |
[05:28.34] | I know. |
[05:30.51] | Well, at least she' s with PopPop and Aunt Phylis now. |
[05:34.18] | Aunt Phylis is dead? |
[05:36.18] | Yeah, for like six years. |
[05:38.62] | Where were? Can we focus, please? |
[05:52.70] | Goodbye, Nana. |
[06:01.64] | Bye, Nana. |
[06:09.21] | Nurse! |
[06:11.82] | What is going on? |
[06:13.92] | You know how the nurse said Nana had passed? |
[06:17.00] | Well, she' s not quite. |
[06:20.06] | What? |
[06:21.26] | She' s not passed! She' s present! She' s back! |
[06:25.36] | What' s going on? |
[06:26.73] | She may have died. |
[06:29.20] | She may have died? |
[06:30.80] | We' re looking into it. |
[06:34.04] | I' ll go see. |
[06:38.58] | This almost never happens. |
[06:57.76] | Now she' s passed. |
[07:09.67] | I just have to know, okay? |
[07:12.44] | Is it my hair? |
[07:14.28] | Yes, that' s exactly what it is. It' s your hair. |
[07:17.58] | Yeah, you have homosexual hair. |
[07:26.69] | So did she...? |
[07:28.56] | Twice. |
[07:31.30] | Twice? Oh, that sucks. |
[07:35.90] | You guys okay? I don' t know. It' s weird. |
[07:39.37] | I know she' s gone, but I just don' t feel.... |
[07:43.21] | Maybe she' s not really gone. |
[07:45.28] | No, no, she' s gone. |
[07:47.71] | We checked. |
[07:49.45] | A lot. |
[07:51.88] | No, I mean, maybe no one ever really goes. |
[07:55.02] | Ever since my mom died, every now and then... |
[07:58.12] | ... I get this feeling that she' s right here, you know? |
[08:06.00] | And Debbie, my friend from junior high... |
[08:08.77] | ... got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course. |
[08:13.24] | I always get this strong Debbie vibe... |
[08:15.91] | ... when I use a little yellow pencil. |
[08:23.51] | I miss her. Here, Pheebs. |
[08:28.19] | Oh, thanks. Sure. |
[08:30.49] | I just sharpened her this morning. |
[08:35.03] | I don' t believe any of that. When you' re dead... |
[08:38.30] | ... you' re dead. You' re gone. You' re worm food. |
[08:45.10] | So Chandler looks gay, huh? |
[08:51.08] | I don' t know who this is, but it' s not Debbie. |
[09:00.22] | Dad, let' s just make a decision. |
[09:03.29] | You' re right. It' s going into the ground. |
[09:06.39] | We should get the most basic thing. |
[09:09.19] | " The nonprotective corrugated fiberboard with white laminate. " " |
[09:14.73] | Dad, we can' t bury Nana in a dresser from kea. |
[09:18.74] | This is why your mother buys my clothes. |
[09:21.87] | I hate to shop. I hate it. |
[09:25.08] | Isn' t this more about the fact that... |
[09:27.91] | ... once you decide, it' s like acknowledging Nana' s actually gone? |
[09:33.35] | No, I really hate to shop. |
[09:41.89] | I thought it' d be a closed casket. lt doesn' t mean she can' t look nice. |
[09:52.10] | Sweetie, you think you can get in there? |
[09:55.11] | I don' t see why not. |
[10:16.03] | Here' s my retainer. |
[10:26.64] | I was just thinking... |
[10:28.71] | ... when my time comes Dad. |
[10:30.84] | Listen to me. |
[10:33.78] | When my time comes, I wanna be buried at sea. |
[10:40.18] | You what? shén me? |
[10:42.09] | I wanna be buried at sea. It looks like fun. |
[10:47.53] | Define " fun. " |
[10:49.03] | Come on. You' ll make a day of it. You' ll get a boat, pack a lunch.... |
[10:53.50] | And then we throw your body in the water. Gee, that does sound fun. |
[10:58.00] | Everyone thinks they know me. Everyone says I' m so predictable. |
[11:03.17] | Maybe after I' m gone, they' ll say, " Buried at sea? Huh? " |
[11:11.25] | That' s probably what they' ll say. |
[11:13.88] | I' d like that. |
[11:27.40] | Hey, gorgeous |
[11:29.93] | Look, l' m sorry about yesterday. |
[11:33.00] | Don' t worry. Apparently, other people have made the same mistake. |
[11:38.51] | Okay. Phew! hǎo ba, xiū! |
[11:43.05] | So, what do you think it is about me? |
[11:46.88] | I don' t know what. |
[11:48.29] | You just have... |
[11:50.39] | ... a quality. A quality. Great. |
[11:52.79] | It' s a shame. You and Lowell would' ve made a great couple. |
[11:58.30] | Lowell? Financial Services Lowell? That' s who you saw me with? |
[12:02.80] | What? He' s cute. |
[12:04.17] | Well, yeah. |
[12:05.84] | He' s no Brian in Payroll. |
[12:10.88] | Is Brian? |
[12:12.18] | I don' t know. If you were gonna set me up... |
[12:15.45] | ... I' d like to think it' d be with somebody like him. |
[12:26.56] | Excuse me. You don' t think I could get a Brian? |
[12:33.46] | Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me. |
[12:38.44] | I' m really not. |
[12:41.27] | This one? |
[12:46.91] | I' ve shown you every dress we have. |
[12:49.41] | Unless you want her to spend eternity in a lemonyellow pantsuit... |
[12:53.88] | ... go with the burgundy. |
[12:56.65] | Whatever we pick, she' d say it' s the wrong one. |
[13:00.22] | Right. We' ll go with the burgundy. |
[13:02.69] | A fine choice. I' m coming out. |
[13:05.66] | Wait! We need shoes. |
[13:19.51] | Where she' s going everyone else will be dressier? |
[13:31.19] | I have nothing in an evening shoe in the burgundy. |
[13:36.26] | I can show you something silver that may work. |
[13:40.30] | No, it really should be burgundy. Unless we go with a different dress. |
[13:45.20] | No, no, no. Watch this. |
[13:47.40] | Wait, I may have something in the back. |
[14:03.49] | Oh, my God. |
[14:05.26] | Is everything all right? |
[14:09.83] | Just Nana' s stuff. |
[14:30.78] | Mom called to tell me not to wear my hair up. |
[14:33.85] | Know my ears aren' t my best feature? Some days it' s all I can think about. |
[14:39.49] | I' m sorry l' m late. I couldn' t find my bearings. |
[14:43.09] | You mean your earrings? |
[14:45.16] | What did I say? |
[14:48.50] | Are these the shoes? Yes. Paolo sent them from ltaly. |
[14:52.27] | What? We don' t have shoes here? |
[14:57.44] | Morning. We ready to go? Don' t we look nice all dressed up? |
[15:03.35] | It' s stuff like that, isn' t it? |
[15:17.29] | lt was a really beautiful service. lt really was. |
[15:22.67] | Come here, sweetheart. |
[15:27.81] | You know, I think it' s time for you to start using night cream. |
[15:38.92] | What? shén me? |
[15:40.12] | Nothing. Just that your coat sounds like Brent Musberger. |
[15:44.92] | Check it out. GiantsCowboys. You' re watching football at a funeral? |
[15:50.86] | No, it' s the pregame. I' m gonna watch it at the reception. |
[15:55.50] | You' re a frightening, frightening man. |
[15:58.90] | Oh, no! My new Paolo shoes! |
[16:02.44] | I hope they' re not ruined. |
[16:08.01] | God, what a great day! |
[16:11.42] | What? Weatherwise. |
[16:14.85] | I know. |
[16:16.85] | The air, the trees. |
[16:19.86] | Even though Nana' s gone, there' s something almost life |
[16:26.03] | Ross, are you okay? |
[16:28.20] | No, l' m fine. |
[16:30.77] | Just... |
[16:32.57] | ... having my worst fear realized, but.... |
[16:43.25] | I' m just checking to see if the muscle' s in spasm. |
[16:47.89] | What? What is it? You missed a belt loop. |
[16:52.82] | Okay, it' s in spasm. |
[16:56.13] | Here, sweetie. I took these when I had my gall thing accident. |
[17:00.56] | Thanks, Mom. |
[17:10.01] | Sorry. |
[17:12.04] | Hi, l' m Andrea. |
[17:14.04] | I' m Dorothy' s daughter. |
[17:16.21] | Hi, I' m Chandler, and I have no idea who Dorothy is. |
[17:22.75] | Look who' s up! |
[17:25.76] | How do you feel? I feel great. |
[17:31.13] | I feel great. I feel great. |
[17:35.00] | Wow, those pills really worked. |
[17:37.40] | Yeah. Not the first two, but the second two.... |
[17:43.84] | I love you guys. |
[17:47.14] | You guys are the greatest. I love my sister. |
[17:50.81] | I love Pheebs. |
[17:53.85] | That' s so nice. |
[17:58.02] | I love you, man. |
[18:00.92] | And listen, if you wanna be gay, be gay! |
[18:06.70] | It doesn' t matter to me. |
[18:10.17] | You were right. |
[18:24.65] | I do love you. |
[18:26.58] | Oh, Ross. I love you too. |
[18:30.32] | Oh, no, I really love you. |
[18:35.13] | I really love you. |
[18:39.26] | Oh, you don' t get it! |
[18:47.60] | What do you got there? Just a hearing disability. |
[18:53.51] | What' s the score? |
[18:59.32] | Beautiful! |
[19:09.29] | Pheebs, could you maybe hand me a cracker? |
[19:15.27] | Your grandmother would' ve hated this. |
[19:18.40] | Sure. What with it being her funeral and all. |
[19:23.57] | No, I' d be hearing about... |
[19:26.14] | ... why didn' t I get the honeyglazed ham. " |
[19:29.08] | Or I didn' t spend enough on flowers. Or she' d say: |
[19:32.85] | " Why waste your money? I don' t need flowers, l' m dead. " |
[19:37.12] | That sounds like Nana. |
[19:40.32] | Do you know what it' s like to grow up... |
[19:43.49] | ... with someone who is critical of every single thing you say? |
[19:50.53] | I can imagine. |
[19:52.94] | It' s a wonder your mother turned out... |
[19:56.04] | ... to be the positive, lifeaffirming person she is. |
[20:00.94] | That is a wonder. |
[20:05.58] | So tell me something, Mom. If you had to do it all over again... |
[20:10.59] | ... I mean, if she was here right now... |
[20:14.12] | ... would you tell her? |
[20:16.06] | T ell her what? |
[20:18.46] | How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail. |
[20:23.33] | Like your hair, for example. |
[20:26.04] | I' m not sure I know what you' re getting at. |
[20:31.01] | Would things have been better if you' d just told her the truth? |
[20:41.69] | Some things are better left unsaid. |
[20:44.25] | It' s nicer when people just get along. |
[20:51.20] | More wine? |
[20:52.70] | Oh, I think so. |
[21:02.61] | Those earrings look really lovely on you. |
[21:07.58] | Thank you. |
[21:09.71] | They' re yours. |
[21:11.78] | Actually, they were Nana' s. |
[21:18.52] | Now l' m depressed! |
[21:24.73] | Even more than I was. |
[21:34.74] | Oh, look. My first grade picture. |
[21:37.44] | Please ignore the Dynomite T shirt. |
[21:40.51] | Hey, who' s this little naked guy? That little naked guy would be me. |
[21:46.58] | Look at the little thing! |
[21:51.09] | Yes, fine. That is my penis. |
[21:54.46] | Can we be grownups now? |
[21:57.03] | Who are those people? |
[21:58.70] | Got me. That' s Nana right there in the middle. |
[22:03.50] | Yeah, let' s see. |
[22:04.87] | " Me and the gang at Java Joe' s. " " |
[22:07.80] | You look just like your grandmother. How old was she? |
[22:11.68] | Let' s see," 1 939. " |
[22:14.24] | Twentyfour, twentyfive. |
[22:17.18] | It looks like a fun gang. |
[22:24.72] | Look, look, look! I got Monica naked! |
[22:28.13] | Let me see! |
[22:31.83] | No, no. That would be me again. |
[22:39.00] | I' m just trying something. |
[22:51.85] | Hey, Lowell. |
[22:53.18] | Oh, hey, Chandler. |
[22:56.65] | So how' s it going in Financial Services? |
[22:59.49] | It' s like Mardi Gras without the papiermache heads. |
[23:03.06] | How about you? |
[23:04.33] | Good. Good. Listen... |
[23:08.17] | ... I don' t know what Shelly told you about me, but... |
[23:12.44] | ... I' m not. |
[23:14.94] | I know. That' s what I told her. |
[23:17.64] | Really? |
[23:20.18] | So you can tell? |
[23:23.78] | Pretty much. Most of the time. We have a kind of radar. |
[23:30.02] | So you don' t think I have... |
[23:32.12] | ... a quality? |
[23:33.86] | Speaking for my people, I' d have to say no. |
[23:40.33] | By the way, your friend Brian, from Payroll? He is. |
[23:44.30] | He is? And way out of your league. |
[23:51.14] | Out of my league! |
[23:52.71] | I could get a Brian. If I wanted to get a Brian, I could get a Brian. |
[23:57.48] | Hey, Brian. Hey, Brian. |