[00:41.-4]You' re nice Oh,God.
[02:25.-3]I wanted to go out with her too.
[03:08.-2]I think this is gonna work for you.
[08:27.-4]Want this?
[12:19.-4]Brian's a little out of your league.
[13:16.-2]-How about these? -That's really a day shoe. -
[13:24.-1]Could we see something in a slimmer heel?
[14:29.-1]You guys ready?
[18:56.-1]1 7-1 4,Giants. Three minutes to go in the third.
[00:06.58]Hey,gorgeous! How's it going?
[00:09.12]Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights.
[00:12.66]Does it get better than this?
[00:15.33]Question: Are you dating anyone?
[00:17.76]I met somebody who would be perfect for you.
[00:21.07]Perfect might be a problem.
[00:23.47]Had you said codependent or self-destructive....
[00:27.67]-You want a date Saturday? -Yes,please. -
[00:31.91]He is cute.
[00:33.31]-He's funny. He's -He's a he?
[00:35.68]Well,yeah.
[00:37.42]Oh,God! I just
[00:42.69]Good,Shelly. I' m gonna flush myself down the toilet now.
[00:46.66]Okay. Bye-bye.
[00:50.10]The One Where Nana Dies Twice
[01:37.41]It's hard to enjoy noodles after that. Is that ridiculous?
[01:41.61]Can you believe she actually thought that?
[01:46.28]Yeah.
[01:49.59]When I first met you, I thought maybe...
[01:52.36]... possibly...
[01:53.69]...you might be. …
[01:55.86]You did?
[01:57.06]You spent Phoebe's birthday party talking to my breasts...
[02:00.90]...so I figured maybe not. …
[02:04.17]Did any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me?
[02:09.27]-I did. -I think so,yeah. -
[02:13.11]-Not me. -No,no,me neither. -
[02:16.05]Although back in college, Susan Saladore did.
[02:19.65]You' re kidding.
[02:21.59]-Did you tell her I wasn't? -No. -
[02:27.76]I told her you were seeing Bernie Spellman...
[02:33.60]...who also liked her.
[02:40.00]Well,this is fascinating.
[02:42.67]So what is it about me?
[02:45.14]I don't know. You' re smart,you' re funny....
[02:48.61]So is Ross. Ever think that about him?
[02:51.35]-Yeah,right! -What is it? -
[02:56.00]I don't know. You just You have a quality.
[02:59.39]-Yes,exactly. -Yeah,a quality.
[03:02.66]"A quality. " Good. I was worried you were gonna be vague about this.
[03:10.64]-Excuse me? -Sure,sure. -
[03:13.00]Women find you less threatening, they let their guards down...
[03:18.18]...you' re like a stealth heterosexual. …
[03:32.36]-It's Paolo calling from Rome. -Oh,my God! Calling from Rome! -
[03:42.30]So he's calling from Rome. I could do that.
[03:45.80]Just gotta go to Rome.
[03:50.01]Your Dad just beeped in. Can you make it quick?
[03:53.24]I'm talking to Rome.
[03:55.65]I'm talking to Rome.
[03:58.42]Hey,Dad. What's up?
[04:02.02]Oh,God.
[04:04.79]Ross,it's Nana.
[04:18.00]-How you doing? -Hey,Dad.
[04:22.47]So how is she doing?
[04:25.28]The doctor says it's a matter of hours.
[04:28.31]-How are you,Mom? -Me? I' m fine,fine.
[04:31.32]I' m glad you' re here.
[04:35.19]-What's with your hair? -What?
[04:38.39]-What's different? -Nothing. -
[04:41.16]Oh,maybe that's it.
[04:44.00]-She's unbelievable. Her mother's -Okay,relax. -
[04:47.30]We' re gonna be here a while.
[04:49.80]We still have boyfriends and your career to cover.
[04:53.17]Oh,God!
[05:01.28]The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of her purse.
[05:05.58]Yeah,they were gross.
[05:08.55]You know what I love?
[05:10.56]Her Sweet 'N Lows.
[05:12.62]How she was always stealing them from restaurants.
[05:16.06]Not just from restaurants, from our house.
[05:19.86]Mrs. Geller?
[05:26.57]She looks so small.
[05:28.34]I know.
[05:30.51]Well,at least she's with Pop-Pop and Aunt Phylis now.
[05:34.18]Aunt Phylis is dead?
[05:36.18]Yeah,for like six years.
[05:38.62]Where were? Can we focus,please? -
[05:52.70]Goodbye,Nana.
[06:01.64]Bye,Nana.
[06:09.21]Nurse!
[06:11.82]What is going on?
[06:13.92]You know how the nurse said Nana had passed?
[06:17.00]Well,she's not quite.
[06:20.06]What?
[06:21.26]She's not passed! She's present! She's back!
[06:25.36]What's going on?
[06:26.73]She may have died.
[06:29.20]She may have died?
[06:30.80]We're looking into it.
[06:34.04]I'll go see.
[06:38.58]This almost never happens.
[06:57.76]Now she's passed.
[07:09.67]I just have to know,okay?
[07:12.44]Is it my hair?
[07:14.28]Yes,that's exactly what it is. It's your hair.
[07:17.58]Yeah,you have homosexual hair.
[07:26.69]So did she...?
[07:28.56]Twice.
[07:31.30]-Twice? -Oh,that sucks.
[07:35.90]-You guys okay? -I don't know. It's weird. -
[07:39.37]I know she's gone, but I just don't feel....
[07:43.21]Maybe she's not really gone.
[07:45.28]No,no,she's gone.
[07:47.71]We checked.
[07:49.45]A lot.
[07:51.88]No,I mean,maybe no one ever really goes.
[07:55.02]Ever since my mom died, every now and then...
[07:58.12]... I get this feeling that she's right here,you know? …
[08:06.00]And Debbie,my friend from junior high...
[08:08.77]...got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course.
[08:13.24]I always get this strong Debbie vibe...
[08:15.91]...when I use a little yellow pencil. …
[08:23.51]-I miss her. -Here,Pheebs. -
[08:28.19]-Oh,thanks. -Sure. -
[08:30.49]I just sharpened her this morning.
[08:35.03]I don't believe any of that. When you' re dead...
[08:38.30]...you' re dead. You' re gone. You' re worm food.
[08:45.10]So Chandler looks gay,huh?
[08:51.08]I don't know who this is, but it's not Debbie.
[09:00.22]Dad,let's just make a decision.
[09:03.29]You're right. It's going into the ground.
[09:06.39]We should get the most basic thing.
[09:09.19]"The non-protective corrugated fiberboard with white laminate. " “
[09:14.73]Dad,we can't bury Nana in a dresser from kea.
[09:18.74]This is why your mother buys my clothes.
[09:21.87]I hate to shop. I hate it.
[09:25.08]Isn't this more about the fact that...
[09:27.91]...once you decide,it's like acknowledging Nana's actually gone?
[09:33.35]No,I really hate to shop.
[09:41.89]-I thought it'd be a closed casket. -lt doesn't mean she can't look nice. -
[09:52.10]Sweetie,you think you can get in there?
[09:55.11]I don't see why not.
[10:16.03]Here's my retainer.
[10:26.64]I was just thinking...
[10:28.71]-...when my time comes -Dad. -…
[10:30.84]Listen to me.
[10:33.78]When my time comes, I wanna be buried at sea.
[10:40.18]You what? 什么?
[10:42.09]I wanna be buried at sea. It looks like fun.
[10:47.53]Define "fun. "
[10:49.03]Come on. You'll make a day of it. You'll get a boat,pack a lunch....
[10:53.50]And then we throw your body in the water. Gee,that does sound fun.
[10:58.00]Everyone thinks they know me. Everyone says I'm so predictable.
[11:03.17]Maybe after I'm gone,they'll say, " Buried at sea? Huh? "
[11:11.25]That's probably what they'll say.
[11:13.88]I'd like that.
[11:27.40]-Hey,gorgeous
[11:29.93]Look,l' m sorry about yesterday.
[11:33.00]Don't worry. Apparently,other people have made the same mistake.
[11:38.51]Okay. Phew! 好吧,咻!
[11:43.05]So,what do you think it is about me?
[11:46.88]I don't know what.
[11:48.29]You just have...
[11:50.39]-...a quality. -A quality. Great.
[11:52.79]It's a shame. You and Lowell would've made a great couple.
[11:58.30]Lowell? Financial Services Lowell? That's who you saw me with?
[12:02.80]What? He's cute.
[12:04.17]Well,yeah.
[12:05.84]He's no Brian in Payroll.
[12:10.88]Is Brian?
[12:12.18]I don't know. If you were gonna set me up...
[12:15.45]... I'd like to think it'd be with somebody like him.
[12:26.56]Excuse me. You don't think I could get a Brian?
[12:33.46]Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me.
[12:38.44]I'm really not.
[12:41.27]This one?
[12:46.91]I've shown you every dress we have.
[12:49.41]Unless you want her to spend eternity in a lemon-yellow pantsuit...
[12:53.88]...go with the burgundy.
[12:56.65]Whatever we pick,she'd say it's the wrong one.
[13:00.22]Right. We'll go with the burgundy.
[13:02.69]A fine choice. I'm coming out.
[13:05.66]Wait! We need shoes.
[13:19.51]Where she's going everyone else will be dressier?
[13:31.19]I have nothing in an evening shoe in the burgundy.
[13:36.26]I can show you something silver that may work.
[13:40.30]-No,it really should be burgundy. -Unless we go with a different dress. -
[13:45.20]No,no,no. Watch this.
[13:47.40]Wait,I may have something in the back.
[14:03.49]Oh,my God.
[14:05.26]Is everything all right?
[14:09.83]Just Nana's stuff.
[14:30.78]Mom called to tell me not to wear my hair up.
[14:33.85]-Know my ears aren't my best feature? -Some days it's all I can think about. -
[14:39.49]I' m sorry l' m late. I couldn't find my bearings.
[14:43.09]You mean your earrings?
[14:45.16]What did I say?
[14:48.50]-Are these the shoes? -Yes. Paolo sent them from ltaly. -
[14:52.27]What? We don't have shoes here?
[14:57.44]-Morning. We ready to go? -Don't we look nice all dressed up? -
[15:03.35]It's stuff like that,isn't it?
[15:17.29]-lt was a really beautiful service. -lt really was. -
[15:22.67]Come here,sweetheart.
[15:27.81]You know,I think it's time for you to start using night cream.
[15:38.92]What? 什么?
[15:40.12]Nothing. Just that your coat sounds like Brent Musberger.
[15:44.92]-Check it out. Giants-Cowboys. -You're watching football at a funeral? -
[15:50.86]No,it's the pre-game. I' m gonna watch it at the reception.
[15:55.50]You're a frightening,frightening man.
[15:58.90]Oh,no! My new Paolo shoes!
[16:02.44]I hope they're not ruined.
[16:08.01]God,what a great day!
[16:11.42]What? Weather-wise.
[16:14.85]I know.
[16:16.85]The air,the trees.
[16:19.86]Even though Nana's gone, there's something almost life
[16:26.03]Ross,are you okay?
[16:28.20]No,l' m fine.
[16:30.77]Just...
[16:32.57]... having my worst fear realized,but.... …
[16:43.25]I' m just checking to see if the muscle's in spasm.
[16:47.89]-What? What is it? -You missed a belt loop. -
[16:52.82]Okay,it's in spasm.
[16:56.13]Here,sweetie. I took these when I had my gall thing accident.
[17:00.56]Thanks,Mom.
[17:10.01]Sorry.
[17:12.04]Hi,l' m Andrea.
[17:14.04]I'm Dorothy's daughter.
[17:16.21]Hi,I'm Chandler,and I have no idea who Dorothy is.
[17:22.75]Look who's up!
[17:25.76]-How do you feel? -I feel great.
[17:31.13]I feel great. I feel great.
[17:35.00]Wow,those pills really worked.
[17:37.40]Yeah. Not the first two, but the second two....
[17:43.84]I love you guys.
[17:47.14]You guys are the greatest. I love my sister.
[17:50.81]I love Pheebs.
[17:53.85]That's so nice.
[17:58.02]I love you,man.
[18:00.92]And listen, if you wanna be gay,be gay!
[18:06.70]It doesn't matter to me.
[18:10.17]You were right.
[18:24.65]I do love you.
[18:26.58]Oh,Ross. I love you too.
[18:30.32]Oh,no,I really love you.
[18:35.13]I really love you.
[18:39.26]Oh,you don't get it!
[18:47.60]-What do you got there? -Just a hearing disability. -
[18:53.51]What's the score?
[18:59.32]Beautiful!
[19:09.29]Pheebs,could you maybe hand me a cracker?
[19:15.27]Your grandmother would've hated this.
[19:18.40]Sure. What with it being her funeral and all.
[19:23.57]No,I'd be hearing about...
[19:26.14]...why didn't I get the honey-glazed ham. “
[19:29.08]Or I didn't spend enough on flowers. Or she'd say:
[19:32.85]"Why waste your money? I don't need flowers,l' m dead. "
[19:37.12]That sounds like Nana.
[19:40.32]Do you know what it's like to grow up...
[19:43.49]...with someone who is critical of every single thing you say? …
[19:50.53]I can imagine.
[19:52.94]It's a wonder your mother turned out...
[19:56.04]...to be the positive, life-affirming person she is. …
[20:00.94]That is a wonder.
[20:05.58]So tell me something,Mom. If you had to do it all over again...
[20:10.59]... I mean,if she was here right now...
[20:14.12]...would you tell her?
[20:16.06]T ell her what?
[20:18.46]How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail.
[20:23.33]Like your hair,for example.
[20:26.04]I'm not sure I know what you're getting at.
[20:31.01]Would things have been better if you'd just told her the truth?
[20:41.69]Some things are better left unsaid.
[20:44.25]It's nicer when people just get along.
[20:51.20]More wine?
[20:52.70]Oh,I think so.
[21:02.61]Those earrings look really lovely on you.
[21:07.58]Thank you.
[21:09.71]They're yours.
[21:11.78]Actually,they were Nana's.
[21:18.52]Now l' m depressed!
[21:24.73]Even more than I was.
[21:34.74]Oh,look. My first grade picture.
[21:37.44]Please ignore the Dy-no-mite T -shirt.
[21:40.51]-Hey,who's this little naked guy? -That little naked guy would be me. -
[21:46.58]Look at the little thing!
[21:51.09]Yes,fine. That is my penis.
[21:54.46]Can we be grownups now?
[21:57.03]Who are those people?
[21:58.70]-Got me. -That's Nana right there in the middle. -
[22:03.50]Yeah,let's see.
[22:04.87]" Me and the gang at Java Joe's. " “
[22:07.80]You look just like your grandmother. How old was she?
[22:11.68]Let's see," 1 939. "
[22:14.24]Twenty-four,twenty-five.
[22:17.18]It looks like a fun gang.
[22:24.72]Look,look,look! I got Monica naked!
[22:28.13]Let me see!
[22:31.83]No,no. That would be me again.
[22:39.00]I'm just trying something.
[22:51.85]Hey,Lowell.
[22:53.18]Oh,hey,Chandler.
[22:56.65]So how's it going in Financial Services?
[22:59.49]It's like Mardi Gras without the papier-mache heads.
[23:03.06]How about you?
[23:04.33]Good. Good. Listen...
[23:08.17]...I don't know what Shelly told you about me,but...
[23:12.44]... I' m not. …
[23:14.94]I know. That's what I told her.
[23:17.64]Really?
[23:20.18]So you can tell?
[23:23.78]Pretty much. Most of the time. We have a kind of radar.
[23:30.02]So you don't think I have...
[23:32.12]...a quality? …
[23:33.86]Speaking for my people, I'd have to say no.
[23:40.33]By the way,your friend Brian, from Payroll? He is.
[23:44.30]-He is? -And way out of your league. -
[23:51.14]Out of my league!
[23:52.71]I could get a Brian. If I wanted to get a Brian,I could get a Brian.
[23:57.48]Hey,Brian. Hey, Brian.