| [06:24.-3] | Okay,my weirdest place would have to be... |
| [08:32.-3] | ... never having that kind of...? …… |
| [12:16.-4] | -I'll do it. -Want help? - |
| [16:13.-1] | Oh,no,they' re nuns. They hate all living things. |
| [18:03.-3] | Monopoly! |
| [18:37.-3] | I found him. It was Paolo's cat. |
| [19:55.-2] | My God! You' re choking! |
| [20:54.-3] | I just wanna bite his bottom lip. |
| [22:16.-1] | No,not where I was going. |
| [23:25.-1] | -Thank you. -Thanks. - |
| [24:46.-3] | ... but I would really like a copy of the tape. |
| [00:00.91] | Everybody! Central Perk is proud to present... |
| [00:05.15] | ...the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay. …… |
| [00:11.66] | Thanks. |
| [00:13.12] | I wanna start with a song that's about that moment... |
| [00:16.80] | ...when you suddenly realize what life is really all about. |
| [00:21.33] | Okay,here we go. |
| [00:26.94] | Okay. Thank you very much. |
| [00:41.85] | Oh,great. This is just |
| [00:50.16] | The One With The Blackout |
| [01:40.58] | This is so cool,you guys. The entire city's blacked out. |
| [01:44.62] | It's all of Manhattan. They have no idea... |
| [01:47.65] | ...when it's back on. |
| [01:49.72] | -You guys,this is big. -Pants and a sweater. Why,Mom? - |
| [01:54.49] | Who will I meet in a blackout? |
| [01:57.80] | Power-company guys? Eligible looters? |
| [02:01.60] | -Can we talk about this later? Okay. -Can I borrow the phone? - |
| [02:05.60] | I wanna call my apartment and check on my grandma. |
| [02:09.31] | What's my number? |
| [02:12.38] | I never call me. |
| [02:15.91] | Oh,my God! It's her. It's that Victoria 's Secret model. |
| [02:20.02] | Something Goodacre. |
| [02:21.52] | Hi,Mom,it's Jill. |
| [02:23.09] | She 's right. It's Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh,my God! |
| [02:27.89] | I am trapped in an A TM vestibule with Jill Goodacre. |
| [02:32.90] | Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium. |
| [02:36.30] | Yeah,that is the part to focus on,you idiot. |
| [02:41.07] | I' m fine. I' m just stuck at the bank in an ATM vestibule. |
| [02:45.31] | Jill says vestibule, I'm going with vestibule. |
| [02:50.55] | I' m fine. No,l' m not alone. |
| [02:54.39] | I don't know,some guy. |
| [02:56.19] | Oh,some guy. I am some guy. |
| [03:00.66] | Jill,I saw you with some guy last night. |
| [03:03.60] | Yes,he was some guy. |
| [03:15.51] | Hey,everyone. |
| [03:23.68] | Officiating at tonight's blackout is Rabbi T ribbiani. |
| [03:30.76] | Chandler's old roommate was Jewish. These are our only candles. |
| [03:35.53] | So happy Hanukkah! |
| [03:38.86] | Look! Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles. |
| [03:49.64] | That had to hurt! |
| [03:53.11] | All right,all right! It's been 14 1/2 minutes... |
| [03:56.18] | ...and you still haven 't said one word. God! …… |
| [03:59.22] | Do something! Just make contact. Smile! |
| [04:06.62] | There you go. |
| [04:11.93] | You 're definitely scaring her. |
| [04:17.84] | Hello? Oh,hi,Mom. |
| [04:21.54] | Mom. |
| [04:23.34] | Mom,you' re tripping! |
| [04:26.64] | Dexter's a dog. The blackout's scaring him. |
| [04:30.55] | You'd pee in Dad's shoes too if you didn't know. |
| [04:35.65] | All right,call me back. |
| [04:39.39] | -Mothers. -Yeah. |
| [04:40.59] | Attaboy! A word. |
| [04:43.76] | That wasn 't so hard. Mothers. Yeah! |
| [04:46.60] | Mothers. Yeah! Perfect. |
| [04:50.30] | Don 't smile. |
| [04:53.54] | Would you like to call somebody? |
| [04:56.41] | Yeah,about 300 guys I went to high school with. |
| [05:05.42] | Yeah,thanks. |
| [05:10.72] | -Hello? -It's me. |
| [05:12.39] | -It's Chandler. Are you okay? -Yeah,l' m fine. |
| [05:16.63] | I' m stuck in an ATM vestibule... |
| [05:21.90] | ...with Jill Goodacre. |
| [05:25.77] | -What? -l' m stuck... |
| [05:29.64] | ...in an ATM vestibule... .. |
| [05:32.41] | ...with Jill Goodacre. ... |
| [05:35.85] | I have no idea what you said. |
| [05:37.92] | Put Joey on the phone. |
| [05:43.19] | -What's up,man? -l' m stuck... |
| [05:46.39] | ...in an ATM vestibule... .. |
| [05:49.53] | ...with Jill Goodacre! ... |
| [05:53.46] | Oh,my God! |
| [05:54.87] | He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! |
| [06:00.20] | Chandler,listen. |
| [06:05.31] | Like that thought never entered my mind. |
| [06:11.82] | -Okay. -Somebody. |
| [06:13.32] | -I'll go. I'll go. -Okay. |
| [06:15.29] | Senior year of college, on a pool table. |
| [06:19.69] | -Pool table? -That's my sister. - |
| [06:27.77] | ...the women's room of the New York City Public Library. ... |
| [06:32.77] | Oh,my God! What were you doing in a library? |
| [06:37.84] | -Pheebs,what about you? -Oh,Milwaukee. |
| [06:47.02] | It's a really weird place. |
| [06:50.12] | Ross? |
| [06:53.86] | Disneyland,1 989. " It's a small world after all. " |
| [06:59.66] | No way. |
| [07:01.00] | The ride broke down... |
| [07:02.73] | ...so Carol and I went behind those mechanical Dutch children. |
| [07:08.21] | We were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom. |
| [07:15.68] | Let's see,that leaves.... |
| [07:17.72] | -Rachel? -Come on,I already went. |
| [07:20.62] | -You did not go. -I did. - |
| [07:22.35] | T ell us. Come on. |
| [07:24.49] | All right,the weirdest place would have to be... |
| [07:31.90] | ...the foot of the bed. ... |
| [07:35.47] | -Step back! -We have a winner! - |
| [07:46.84] | This must be what the fridge looks like with the door closed. |
| [07:51.78] | Spooky. |
| [07:54.15] | Anybody hungry? We got a Klondike...soup. |
| [07:59.36] | I've never had a relationship with that kind of passion. |
| [08:03.46] | Where you have to have somebody even in a theme park. |
| [08:10.10] | It was the only thing to do that didn't have a line. |
| [08:15.41] | Barry wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature golf course. |
| [08:19.54] | -Come on. -No. - |
| [08:20.81] | He said we held up the people behind us. |
| [08:24.22] | You didn't marry him because...? |
| [08:28.35] | Do you think there are people that go through life... |
| [08:34.76] | -Probably. -Really? |
| [08:36.56] | I'll tell you something. Passion is way overrated. |
| [08:40.13] | -Yeah,right. -lt is. |
| [08:41.83] | Eventually,it kind of burns out. |
| [08:44.77] | But hopefully what you're left with is trust and security and.... |
| [08:49.81] | In my ex-wife's case, lesbianism. |
| [08:57.68] | For those people who miss out on that passion thing... |
| [09:01.85] | ...there's other stuff. …… |
| [09:05.46] | -Okay. -But I don't think that'll be you. |
| [09:09.66] | -You don't? -See,I see.. |
| [09:13.33] | -... big passion in your future. -Really? - |
| [09:17.44] | -You do? -I do. - |
| [09:19.44] | Ross,you' re so great. |
| [09:32.15] | It's never gonna happen. |
| [09:41.19] | -What? -You and Rachel. |
| [09:48.40] | What? Me and Ra? |
| [09:52.57] | Why not? |
| [09:55.84] | You waited too long to make your move... |
| [09:58.54] | ...and now you' re in the "friend zone. " |
| [10:02.71] | -l' m not in the zone. -No,Ross. You' re mayor of the zone. - |
| [10:08.69] | Look,l' m taking my time,all right? I' m laying the groundwork. |
| [10:13.29] | Every day I get a little bit closer to |
| [10:16.36] | Priesthood! |
| [10:19.33] | I'm telling you,she has no idea what you're thinking. |
| [10:23.53] | She just ran her fingers through my hair. |
| [10:27.14] | -Were you missing that interaction? -No,no,no. |
| [10:30.94] | This is running fingers through your hair,okay? |
| [10:35.01] | Now this is a tousle. |
| [10:39.42] | If you don't ask her out soon, you'll be in the zone forever. |
| [10:44.56] | I will,I will. I'm waiting for the right moment. |
| [10:51.23] | What? 什么? |
| [10:53.03] | -What,now? -Yeah. |
| [10:57.23] | What's messing you up? The wine? The moonlight? |
| [11:01.71] | You gotta go up to her and say, " Look,Rachel,l" |
| [11:07.21] | -What? -We' re shushing... |
| [11:09.88] | ... because we' re trying to hear something. …… |
| [11:12.88] | -What? What? -Don't you hear that? - |
| [11:22.00] | See? |
| [11:28.03] | -Would you like gum? -ls it sugarless? - |
| [11:33.40] | -Sorry,it's not. -Then no,thanks. |
| [11:35.81] | What was that? |
| [11:39.28] | Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum,you take it. |
| [11:43.55] | If she offers you mangled animal carcass,you take it! |
| [11:49.89] | New York City has no power |
| [11:53.39] | And the milk is getting sour |
| [11:57.40] | But to me it is not scary |
| [12:00.80] | Because I stay away from dairy |
| [12:14.15] | -Here goes. -You'll do it? - |
| [12:17.52] | You come out,you' re a dead man. |
| [12:22.55] | -Good luck,man. -Thanks. |
| [12:29.29] | -Okay. -Okay. -Okay. |
| [12:34.83] | Where you going? You can't go out there. |
| [12:38.50] | -Why not? -Because of the reason. - |
| [12:44.04] | -That would be? -I can't tell you. - |
| [12:47.45] | Joey,what's going on? |
| [12:49.78] | You gotta promise you'll never tell Ross that I told you. |
| [12:54.55] | -What? -He's planning your birthday party. - |
| [12:59.12] | -Oh,my God! I love him! -You better act surprised. - |
| [13:02.93] | -About what? -My surprise party. - |
| [13:05.46] | -What surprise party? -Oh,stop it. Joey already told me. - |
| [13:10.10] | He didn't tell me. |
| [13:12.24] | Don't look at me. This is Ross' thing. |
| [13:15.37] | This is typical. I'm always the last to know. |
| [13:18.94] | You are not. We tell you stuff. |
| [13:21.11] | I was the last one to know when Chandler got bit by the peacock. |
| [13:27.28] | I was the last to know you had a crush on Joey. |
| [13:30.69] | What? |
| [13:32.56] | Looks like I was second to last. |
| [13:39.93] | You had a crush on me? |
| [13:42.83] | All right. It wasn't a crush, it was a dent. |
| [13:48.77] | Big dent? |
| [13:50.37] | You were moving your furniture. I thought you had nice arms. |
| [13:57.41] | Nice arms,huh? |
| [14:00.28] | Hey,Mon,l' m moving the chair. |
| [14:05.66] | Do anything for you? |
| [14:09.33] | With all the lights out you can actually see the stars. |
| [14:13.76] | It's so nice. |
| [14:20.07] | I have a question. |
| [14:23.57] | Actually,it's not so much a question. |
| [14:26.61] | It's more of a general wondering... |
| [14:30.05] | ment. |
| [14:32.15] | -Okay. -Okay. Here it goes. . |
| [14:38.72] | Well,for a while now, I've been wanting to.... |
| [14:43.53] | -Yes,that's right. -Look at that little kitty! - |
| [14:48.67] | What? |
| [14:51.47] | Top of the world Looking down on creation Top of the world Looking down on creation |
| [14:56.47] | And the only explanation I can find And the only explanation I can find |
| [15:02.38] | Is the love that I found Ever since you 've been around Is the love that I found Ever since you 've been around |
| [15:22.63] | All right,this is just Bactine. It won't hurt. |
| [15:27.54] | -Ow! -Sorry,that was wax. |
| [15:33.14] | Poor little T ooty's scared. We should find his owner. |
| [15:36.75] | Why not put poor T ooty in the hall? |
| [15:40.25] | During a blackout? She'll get trampled. |
| [15:43.19] | Yeah? |
| [15:47.16] | Damage control. Get back to the gum. |
| [15:50.36] | Gum would be perfection. |
| [15:54.43] | Gum would be perfection? |
| [15:57.03] | Gum would be perfection. |
| [15:59.37] | Could've said, "Gum would be nice. " But,no. |
| [16:03.27] | For me,gum is perfection. |
| [16:07.54] | I loathe myself! |
| [16:22.19] | Hi. We just found this cat, and we' re looking for the owner. |
| [16:26.80] | Yeah,it's mine. |
| [16:30.63] | -He seems to hate you. Are you sure? -It's my cat. Give me my cat. - |
| [16:36.14] | -Wait a minute. What's his name? -Bob Buttons. - |
| [16:41.21] | -Bob Buttons? -Bob Buttons. Here,Bob Buttons. -- |
| [16:46.78] | You are a very bad man! |
| [16:50.85] | You owe me a cat. |
| [16:57.00] | Here,kitty,kitty,kitty. |
| [16:59.33] | Here,kitty,kitty. |
| [17:01.33] | Where did you go,little kitty? |
| [17:05.34] | IKitty,kitty,kitty. Come here,kitty,kitty. |
| [17:13.58] | -Hi. -Buona sera. . |
| [17:16.88] | Wow! |
| [17:23.65] | Mon,wanna go for a ride in my racecar? |
| [17:26.86] | I'll bring my arms. |
| [17:29.56] | We can bring my wheelbarrow for your teeth! |
| [17:35.73] | Come on,lucky sixes! |
| [17:38.57] | Everybody,this is Paolo. |
| [17:41.87] | Paolo,I want you to meet my friends. This is Monica... |
| [17:46.31] | -Hi. -...and Joey... -Hi -…… |
| [17:48.35] | -Hi. -...and Ross. -Hi -… |
| [17:51.48] | Hi. Hi. |
| [17:59.42] | He doesn't speak much English. |
| [18:06.43] | Look at that! |
| [18:09.10] | So,where did Paolo come from? |
| [18:13.74] | Italy,I think. |
| [18:15.67] | No,I mean tonight. Suddenly,into our lives. |
| [18:20.04] | That cat turned out to be Paolo's cat. Isn't that funny? |
| [18:26.35] | That is funny. And Rachel keeps touching him. |
| [18:32.72] | I looked all over and couldn't find the kitty anywhere. |
| [18:40.36] | Well,there you go. Last to know again. |
| [18:44.20] | And I'm guessing,this is Paolo? |
| [18:48.31] | Paolo,this is Phoebe. |
| [18:56.08] | You betcha! You betcha!（ |
| [19:01.15] | All right. Okay. What next? |
| [19:04.72] | Blow a bubble. A bubble's good. |
| [19:07.79] | It's got a boyish charm. It's impish. |
| [19:10.83] | Here we go. |
| [19:23.54] | Nice going,imp! |
| [19:26.08] | It's okay. All I need to do... |
| [19:28.68] | ...is reach over and put it back in my mouth. |
| [19:34.85] | Good save! We 're back on track and I'm... |
| [19:39.09] | ... chewing someone else 's gum. |
| [19:43.26] | This is not my gum! Oh,my God! Oh,my God! |
| [19:47.76] | And now you 're choking. |
| [19:51.87] | You all right? |
| [20:01.91] | -Better? -Yes. - |
| [20:05.08] | Thank you. That was.... |
| [20:07.42] | -That was.... -Perfection? |
| [20:31.31] | That was no tousle. |
| [20:38.68] | -What'd he say that was so funny? -I have absolutely no idea. - |
| [20:43.79] | That's classic. |
| [20:45.89] | My God,you guys! What am I doing? This is so un-me! |
| [20:50.16] | If you want,I'll do it. |
| [20:57.60] | But I won't. |
| [21:00.34] | The first time he smiled at me... |
| [21:02.91] | ...those seconds were more exciting than weeks with Barry. |
| [21:07.01] | Did you rent mopeds? |
| [21:10.55] | Because I've heard Oh,it's not about that right now. |
| [21:15.29] | I know it's superficial, and we have nothing in common... |
| [21:19.36] | ...and we don't even speak the same language,but,God! |
| [21:28.40] | -Paolo,hi. -Ross. |
| [21:31.27] | Listen.... |
| [21:36.21] | Listen,something you should know. |
| [21:40.51] | Rachel and I are.... |
| [21:43.31] | We' re kind of a thing. |
| [21:46.25] | -Thing? -Thing. Yes,thing. |
| [21:49.29] | -You have the sex? -No. |
| [21:53.49] | No,technically the sex is not being had. But that's.... |
| [21:59.26] | But that's not the point. |
| [22:01.90] | The point is that Rachel and I should be.... |
| [22:06.90] | Well,Rachel and l should be together. |
| [22:10.17] | And if you get in the |
| [22:12.38] | -ln bed -No. |
| [22:17.85] | If you get in the way of us becoming a thing... |
| [22:22.42] | ...then I would be,well,very sad. |
| [22:28.03] | So,do you...? |
| [22:34.70] | -So you do know a little English? -Little. - |
| [22:39.37] | -Do you know the word "crap-weasel "? -No. - |
| [22:43.81] | That's funny. You are a huge crap-weasel. |
| [22:52.18] | We've been doing this for an hour. It's easy. |
| [22:55.75] | Ready? |
| [23:00.49] | Okay? Now try it. |
| [23:04.29] | You gotta whip it. |
| [23:11.07] | Look,look. The last candle's about to burn out. |
| [23:15.01] | T en,nine,eight,seven... |
| [23:19.51] | ... minus 46,minus 47, minus 48.. |
| [23:28.25] | IKind of spooky without any lights. |
| [23:38.66] | Okay,guys,I have the definitive one. |
| [23:53.84] | This probably isn't the best time to bring it up... |
| [23:58.01] | ...but you have to throw a party for Monica. |
| [24:08.93] | -This has been fun. -Yes. - |
| [24:10.79] | Thanks for letting me use your phone... |
| [24:14.90] | ...and for saving my life. |
| [24:18.24] | Well,goodbye,Chandler. I had a great blackout. |
| [24:22.94] | See you. |
| [24:39.49] | Hi,l' m account number 71 43457. |
| [24:43.69] | I don't know if you got that... |
| [06:24.-3] | Okay, my weirdest place would have to be... |
| [08:32.-3] | ... never having that kind of...? |
| [12:16.-4] | I' ll do it. Want help? |
| [16:13.-1] | Oh, no, they' re nuns. They hate all living things. |
| [18:03.-3] | Monopoly! |
| [18:37.-3] | I found him. It was Paolo' s cat. |
| [19:55.-2] | My God! You' re choking! |
| [20:54.-3] | I just wanna bite his bottom lip. |
| [22:16.-1] | No, not where I was going. |
| [23:25.-1] | Thank you. Thanks. |
| [24:46.-3] | ... but I would really like a copy of the tape. |
| [00:00.91] | Everybody! Central Perk is proud to present... |
| [00:05.15] | ... the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay. |
| [00:11.66] | Thanks. |
| [00:13.12] | I wanna start with a song that' s about that moment... |
| [00:16.80] | ... when you suddenly realize what life is really all about. |
| [00:21.33] | Okay, here we go. |
| [00:26.94] | Okay. Thank you very much. |
| [00:41.85] | Oh, great. This is just |
| [00:50.16] | The One With The Blackout |
| [01:40.58] | This is so cool, you guys. The entire city' s blacked out. |
| [01:44.62] | It' s all of Manhattan. They have no idea... |
| [01:47.65] | ... when it' s back on. |
| [01:49.72] | You guys, this is big. Pants and a sweater. Why, Mom? |
| [01:54.49] | Who will I meet in a blackout? |
| [01:57.80] | Powercompany guys? Eligible looters? |
| [02:01.60] | Can we talk about this later? Okay. Can I borrow the phone? |
| [02:05.60] | I wanna call my apartment and check on my grandma. |
| [02:09.31] | What' s my number? |
| [02:12.38] | I never call me. |
| [02:15.91] | Oh, my God! It' s her. It' s that Victoria ' s Secret model. |
| [02:20.02] | Something Goodacre. |
| [02:21.52] | Hi, Mom, it' s Jill. |
| [02:23.09] | She ' s right. It' s Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh, my God! |
| [02:27.89] | I am trapped in an A TM vestibule with Jill Goodacre. |
| [02:32.90] | Is it a vestibule? Maybe it' s an atrium. |
| [02:36.30] | Yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot. |
| [02:41.07] | I' m fine. I' m just stuck at the bank in an ATM vestibule. |
| [02:45.31] | Jill says vestibule, I' m going with vestibule. |
| [02:50.55] | I' m fine. No, l' m not alone. |
| [02:54.39] | I don' t know, some guy. |
| [02:56.19] | Oh, some guy. I am some guy. |
| [03:00.66] | Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. |
| [03:03.60] | Yes, he was some guy. |
| [03:15.51] | Hey, everyone. |
| [03:23.68] | Officiating at tonight' s blackout is Rabbi T ribbiani. |
| [03:30.76] | Chandler' s old roommate was Jewish. These are our only candles. |
| [03:35.53] | So happy Hanukkah! |
| [03:38.86] | Look! Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles. |
| [03:49.64] | That had to hurt! |
| [03:53.11] | All right, all right! It' s been 14 1 2 minutes... |
| [03:56.18] | ... and you still haven ' t said one word. God! |
| [03:59.22] | Do something! Just make contact. Smile! |
| [04:06.62] | There you go. |
| [04:11.93] | You ' re definitely scaring her. |
| [04:17.84] | Hello? Oh, hi, Mom. |
| [04:21.54] | Mom. |
| [04:23.34] | Mom, you' re tripping! |
| [04:26.64] | Dexter' s a dog. The blackout' s scaring him. |
| [04:30.55] | You' d pee in Dad' s shoes too if you didn' t know. |
| [04:35.65] | All right, call me back. |
| [04:39.39] | Mothers. Yeah. |
| [04:40.59] | Attaboy! A word. |
| [04:43.76] | That wasn ' t so hard. Mothers. Yeah! |
| [04:46.60] | Mothers. Yeah! Perfect. |
| [04:50.30] | Don ' t smile. |
| [04:53.54] | Would you like to call somebody? |
| [04:56.41] | Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with. |
| [05:05.42] | Yeah, thanks. |
| [05:10.72] | Hello? It' s me. |
| [05:12.39] | It' s Chandler. Are you okay? Yeah, l' m fine. |
| [05:16.63] | I' m stuck in an ATM vestibule... |
| [05:21.90] | ... with Jill Goodacre. |
| [05:25.77] | What? l' m stuck... |
| [05:29.64] | ... in an ATM vestibule... .. |
| [05:32.41] | ... with Jill Goodacre. ... |
| [05:35.85] | I have no idea what you said. |
| [05:37.92] | Put Joey on the phone. |
| [05:43.19] | What' s up, man? l' m stuck... |
| [05:46.39] | ... in an ATM vestibule... .. |
| [05:49.53] | ... with Jill Goodacre! ... |
| [05:53.46] | Oh, my God! |
| [05:54.87] | He' s trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! |
| [06:00.20] | Chandler, listen. |
| [06:05.31] | Like that thought never entered my mind. |
| [06:11.82] | Okay. Somebody. |
| [06:13.32] | I' ll go. I' ll go. Okay. |
| [06:15.29] | Senior year of college, on a pool table. |
| [06:19.69] | Pool table? That' s my sister. |
| [06:27.77] | ... the women' s room of the New York City Public Library. ... |
| [06:32.77] | Oh, my God! What were you doing in a library? |
| [06:37.84] | Pheebs, what about you? Oh, Milwaukee. |
| [06:47.02] | It' s a really weird place. |
| [06:50.12] | Ross? |
| [06:53.86] | Disneyland, 1 989. " It' s a small world after all. " |
| [06:59.66] | No way. |
| [07:01.00] | The ride broke down... |
| [07:02.73] | ... so Carol and I went behind those mechanical Dutch children. |
| [07:08.21] | We were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom. |
| [07:15.68] | Let' s see, that leaves.... |
| [07:17.72] | Rachel? Come on, I already went. |
| [07:20.62] | You did not go. I did. |
| [07:22.35] | T ell us. Come on. |
| [07:24.49] | All right, the weirdest place would have to be... |
| [07:31.90] | ... the foot of the bed. ... |
| [07:35.47] | Step back! We have a winner! |
| [07:46.84] | This must be what the fridge looks like with the door closed. |
| [07:51.78] | Spooky. |
| [07:54.15] | Anybody hungry? We got a Klondike... soup. |
| [07:59.36] | I' ve never had a relationship with that kind of passion. |
| [08:03.46] | Where you have to have somebody even in a theme park. |
| [08:10.10] | It was the only thing to do that didn' t have a line. |
| [08:15.41] | Barry wouldn' t even kiss me on a miniature golf course. |
| [08:19.54] | Come on. No. |
| [08:20.81] | He said we held up the people behind us. |
| [08:24.22] | You didn' t marry him because...? |
| [08:28.35] | Do you think there are people that go through life... |
| [08:34.76] | Probably. Really? |
| [08:36.56] | I' ll tell you something. Passion is way overrated. |
| [08:40.13] | Yeah, right. lt is. |
| [08:41.83] | Eventually, it kind of burns out. |
| [08:44.77] | But hopefully what you' re left with is trust and security and.... |
| [08:49.81] | In my exwife' s case, lesbianism. |
| [08:57.68] | For those people who miss out on that passion thing... |
| [09:01.85] | ... there' s other stuff. |
| [09:05.46] | Okay. But I don' t think that' ll be you. |
| [09:09.66] | You don' t? See, I see.. |
| [09:13.33] | ... big passion in your future. Really? |
| [09:17.44] | You do? I do. |
| [09:19.44] | Ross, you' re so great. |
| [09:32.15] | It' s never gonna happen. |
| [09:41.19] | What? You and Rachel. |
| [09:48.40] | What? Me and Ra? |
| [09:52.57] | Why not? |
| [09:55.84] | You waited too long to make your move... |
| [09:58.54] | ... and now you' re in the " friend zone. " |
| [10:02.71] | l' m not in the zone. No, Ross. You' re mayor of the zone. |
| [10:08.69] | Look, l' m taking my time, all right? I' m laying the groundwork. |
| [10:13.29] | Every day I get a little bit closer to |
| [10:16.36] | Priesthood! |
| [10:19.33] | I' m telling you, she has no idea what you' re thinking. |
| [10:23.53] | She just ran her fingers through my hair. |
| [10:27.14] | Were you missing that interaction? No, no, no. |
| [10:30.94] | This is running fingers through your hair, okay? |
| [10:35.01] | Now this is a tousle. |
| [10:39.42] | If you don' t ask her out soon, you' ll be in the zone forever. |
| [10:44.56] | I will, I will. I' m waiting for the right moment. |
| [10:51.23] | What? shen me? |
| [10:53.03] | What, now? Yeah. |
| [10:57.23] | What' s messing you up? The wine? The moonlight? |
| [11:01.71] | You gotta go up to her and say, " Look, Rachel, l" |
| [11:07.21] | What? We' re shushing... |
| [11:09.88] | ... because we' re trying to hear something. |
| [11:12.88] | What? What? Don' t you hear that? |
| [11:22.00] | See? |
| [11:28.03] | Would you like gum? ls it sugarless? |
| [11:33.40] | Sorry, it' s not. Then no, thanks. |
| [11:35.81] | What was that? |
| [11:39.28] | Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. |
| [11:43.55] | If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it! |
| [11:49.89] | New York City has no power |
| [11:53.39] | And the milk is getting sour |
| [11:57.40] | But to me it is not scary |
| [12:00.80] | Because I stay away from dairy |
| [12:14.15] | Here goes. You' ll do it? |
| [12:17.52] | You come out, you' re a dead man. |
| [12:22.55] | Good luck, man. Thanks. |
| [12:29.29] | Okay. Okay. Okay. |
| [12:34.83] | Where you going? You can' t go out there. |
| [12:38.50] | Why not? Because of the reason. |
| [12:44.04] | That would be? I can' t tell you. |
| [12:47.45] | Joey, what' s going on? |
| [12:49.78] | You gotta promise you' ll never tell Ross that I told you. |
| [12:54.55] | What? He' s planning your birthday party. |
| [12:59.12] | Oh, my God! I love him! You better act surprised. |
| [13:02.93] | About what? My surprise party. |
| [13:05.46] | What surprise party? Oh, stop it. Joey already told me. |
| [13:10.10] | He didn' t tell me. |
| [13:12.24] | Don' t look at me. This is Ross' thing. |
| [13:15.37] | This is typical. I' m always the last to know. |
| [13:18.94] | You are not. We tell you stuff. |
| [13:21.11] | I was the last one to know when Chandler got bit by the peacock. |
| [13:27.28] | I was the last to know you had a crush on Joey. |
| [13:30.69] | What? |
| [13:32.56] | Looks like I was second to last. |
| [13:39.93] | You had a crush on me? |
| [13:42.83] | All right. It wasn' t a crush, it was a dent. |
| [13:48.77] | Big dent? |
| [13:50.37] | You were moving your furniture. I thought you had nice arms. |
| [13:57.41] | Nice arms, huh? |
| [14:00.28] | Hey, Mon, l' m moving the chair. |
| [14:05.66] | Do anything for you? |
| [14:09.33] | With all the lights out you can actually see the stars. |
| [14:13.76] | It' s so nice. |
| [14:20.07] | I have a question. |
| [14:23.57] | Actually, it' s not so much a question. |
| [14:26.61] | It' s more of a general wondering... |
| [14:30.05] | ment. |
| [14:32.15] | Okay. Okay. Here it goes. . |
| [14:38.72] | Well, for a while now, I' ve been wanting to.... |
| [14:43.53] | Yes, that' s right. Look at that little kitty! |
| [14:48.67] | What? |
| [14:51.47] | Top of the world Looking down on creation Top of the world Looking down on creation |
| [14:56.47] | And the only explanation I can find And the only explanation I can find |
| [15:02.38] | Is the love that I found Ever since you ' ve been around Is the love that I found Ever since you ' ve been around |
| [15:22.63] | All right, this is just Bactine. It won' t hurt. |
| [15:27.54] | Ow! Sorry, that was wax. |
| [15:33.14] | Poor little T ooty' s scared. We should find his owner. |
| [15:36.75] | Why not put poor T ooty in the hall? |
| [15:40.25] | During a blackout? She' ll get trampled. |
| [15:43.19] | Yeah? |
| [15:47.16] | Damage control. Get back to the gum. |
| [15:50.36] | Gum would be perfection. |
| [15:54.43] | Gum would be perfection? |
| [15:57.03] | Gum would be perfection. |
| [15:59.37] | Could' ve said, " Gum would be nice. " But, no. |
| [16:03.27] | For me, gum is perfection. |
| [16:07.54] | I loathe myself! |
| [16:22.19] | Hi. We just found this cat, and we' re looking for the owner. |
| [16:26.80] | Yeah, it' s mine. |
| [16:30.63] | He seems to hate you. Are you sure? It' s my cat. Give me my cat. |
| [16:36.14] | Wait a minute. What' s his name? Bob Buttons. |
| [16:41.21] | Bob Buttons? Bob Buttons. Here, Bob Buttons. |
| [16:46.78] | You are a very bad man! |
| [16:50.85] | You owe me a cat. |
| [16:57.00] | Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. |
| [16:59.33] | Here, kitty, kitty. |
| [17:01.33] | Where did you go, little kitty? |
| [17:05.34] | IKitty, kitty, kitty. Come here, kitty, kitty. |
| [17:13.58] | Hi. Buona sera. . |
| [17:16.88] | Wow! |
| [17:23.65] | Mon, wanna go for a ride in my racecar? |
| [17:26.86] | I' ll bring my arms. |
| [17:29.56] | We can bring my wheelbarrow for your teeth! |
| [17:35.73] | Come on, lucky sixes! |
| [17:38.57] | Everybody, this is Paolo. |
| [17:41.87] | Paolo, I want you to meet my friends. This is Monica... |
| [17:46.31] | Hi. ... and Joey... Hi |
| [17:48.35] | Hi. ... and Ross. Hi |
| [17:51.48] | Hi. Hi. |
| [17:59.42] | He doesn' t speak much English. |
| [18:06.43] | Look at that! |
| [18:09.10] | So, where did Paolo come from? |
| [18:13.74] | Italy, I think. |
| [18:15.67] | No, I mean tonight. Suddenly, into our lives. |
| [18:20.04] | That cat turned out to be Paolo' s cat. Isn' t that funny? |
| [18:26.35] | That is funny. And Rachel keeps touching him. |
| [18:32.72] | I looked all over and couldn' t find the kitty anywhere. |
| [18:40.36] | Well, there you go. Last to know again. |
| [18:44.20] | And I' m guessing, this is Paolo? |
| [18:48.31] | Paolo, this is Phoebe. |
| [18:56.08] | You betcha! You betcha! |
| [19:01.15] | All right. Okay. What next? |
| [19:04.72] | Blow a bubble. A bubble' s good. |
| [19:07.79] | It' s got a boyish charm. It' s impish. |
| [19:10.83] | Here we go. |
| [19:23.54] | Nice going, imp! |
| [19:26.08] | It' s okay. All I need to do... |
| [19:28.68] | ... is reach over and put it back in my mouth. |
| [19:34.85] | Good save! We ' re back on track and I' m... |
| [19:39.09] | ... chewing someone else ' s gum. |
| [19:43.26] | This is not my gum! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! |
| [19:47.76] | And now you ' re choking. |
| [19:51.87] | You all right? |
| [20:01.91] | Better? Yes. |
| [20:05.08] | Thank you. That was.... |
| [20:07.42] | That was.... Perfection? |
| [20:31.31] | That was no tousle. |
| [20:38.68] | What' d he say that was so funny? I have absolutely no idea. |
| [20:43.79] | That' s classic. |
| [20:45.89] | My God, you guys! What am I doing? This is so unme! |
| [20:50.16] | If you want, I' ll do it. |
| [20:57.60] | But I won' t. |
| [21:00.34] | The first time he smiled at me... |
| [21:02.91] | ... those seconds were more exciting than weeks with Barry. |
| [21:07.01] | Did you rent mopeds? |
| [21:10.55] | Because I' ve heard Oh, it' s not about that right now. |
| [21:15.29] | I know it' s superficial, and we have nothing in common... |
| [21:19.36] | ... and we don' t even speak the same language, but, God! |
| [21:28.40] | Paolo, hi. Ross. |
| [21:31.27] | Listen.... |
| [21:36.21] | Listen, something you should know. |
| [21:40.51] | Rachel and I are.... |
| [21:43.31] | We' re kind of a thing. |
| [21:46.25] | Thing? Thing. Yes, thing. |
| [21:49.29] | You have the sex? No. |
| [21:53.49] | No, technically the sex is not being had. But that' s.... |
| [21:59.26] | But that' s not the point. |
| [22:01.90] | The point is that Rachel and I should be.... |
| [22:06.90] | Well, Rachel and l should be together. |
| [22:10.17] | And if you get in the |
| [22:12.38] | ln bed No. |
| [22:17.85] | If you get in the way of us becoming a thing... |
| [22:22.42] | ... then I would be, well, very sad. |
| [22:28.03] | So, do you...? |
| [22:34.70] | So you do know a little English? Little. |
| [22:39.37] | Do you know the word " crapweasel "? No. |
| [22:43.81] | That' s funny. You are a huge crapweasel. |
| [22:52.18] | We' ve been doing this for an hour. It' s easy. |
| [22:55.75] | Ready? |
| [23:00.49] | Okay? Now try it. |
| [23:04.29] | You gotta whip it. |
| [23:11.07] | Look, look. The last candle' s about to burn out. |
| [23:15.01] | T en, nine, eight, seven... |
| [23:19.51] | ... minus 46, minus 47, minus 48.. |
| [23:28.25] | IKind of spooky without any lights. |
| [23:38.66] | Okay, guys, I have the definitive one. |
| [23:53.84] | This probably isn' t the best time to bring it up... |
| [23:58.01] | ... but you have to throw a party for Monica. |
| [24:08.93] | This has been fun. Yes. |
| [24:10.79] | Thanks for letting me use your phone... |
| [24:14.90] | ... and for saving my life. |
| [24:18.24] | Well, goodbye, Chandler. I had a great blackout. |
| [24:22.94] | See you. |
| [24:39.49] | Hi, l' m account number 71 43457. |
| [24:43.69] | I don' t know if you got that... |
| [06:24.-3] | Okay, my weirdest place would have to be... |
| [08:32.-3] | ... never having that kind of...? |
| [12:16.-4] | I' ll do it. Want help? |
| [16:13.-1] | Oh, no, they' re nuns. They hate all living things. |
| [18:03.-3] | Monopoly! |
| [18:37.-3] | I found him. It was Paolo' s cat. |
| [19:55.-2] | My God! You' re choking! |
| [20:54.-3] | I just wanna bite his bottom lip. |
| [22:16.-1] | No, not where I was going. |
| [23:25.-1] | Thank you. Thanks. |
| [24:46.-3] | ... but I would really like a copy of the tape. |
| [00:00.91] | Everybody! Central Perk is proud to present... |
| [00:05.15] | ... the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay. |
| [00:11.66] | Thanks. |
| [00:13.12] | I wanna start with a song that' s about that moment... |
| [00:16.80] | ... when you suddenly realize what life is really all about. |
| [00:21.33] | Okay, here we go. |
| [00:26.94] | Okay. Thank you very much. |
| [00:41.85] | Oh, great. This is just |
| [00:50.16] | The One With The Blackout |
| [01:40.58] | This is so cool, you guys. The entire city' s blacked out. |
| [01:44.62] | It' s all of Manhattan. They have no idea... |
| [01:47.65] | ... when it' s back on. |
| [01:49.72] | You guys, this is big. Pants and a sweater. Why, Mom? |
| [01:54.49] | Who will I meet in a blackout? |
| [01:57.80] | Powercompany guys? Eligible looters? |
| [02:01.60] | Can we talk about this later? Okay. Can I borrow the phone? |
| [02:05.60] | I wanna call my apartment and check on my grandma. |
| [02:09.31] | What' s my number? |
| [02:12.38] | I never call me. |
| [02:15.91] | Oh, my God! It' s her. It' s that Victoria ' s Secret model. |
| [02:20.02] | Something Goodacre. |
| [02:21.52] | Hi, Mom, it' s Jill. |
| [02:23.09] | She ' s right. It' s Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh, my God! |
| [02:27.89] | I am trapped in an A TM vestibule with Jill Goodacre. |
| [02:32.90] | Is it a vestibule? Maybe it' s an atrium. |
| [02:36.30] | Yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot. |
| [02:41.07] | I' m fine. I' m just stuck at the bank in an ATM vestibule. |
| [02:45.31] | Jill says vestibule, I' m going with vestibule. |
| [02:50.55] | I' m fine. No, l' m not alone. |
| [02:54.39] | I don' t know, some guy. |
| [02:56.19] | Oh, some guy. I am some guy. |
| [03:00.66] | Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. |
| [03:03.60] | Yes, he was some guy. |
| [03:15.51] | Hey, everyone. |
| [03:23.68] | Officiating at tonight' s blackout is Rabbi T ribbiani. |
| [03:30.76] | Chandler' s old roommate was Jewish. These are our only candles. |
| [03:35.53] | So happy Hanukkah! |
| [03:38.86] | Look! Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles. |
| [03:49.64] | That had to hurt! |
| [03:53.11] | All right, all right! It' s been 14 1 2 minutes... |
| [03:56.18] | ... and you still haven ' t said one word. God! |
| [03:59.22] | Do something! Just make contact. Smile! |
| [04:06.62] | There you go. |
| [04:11.93] | You ' re definitely scaring her. |
| [04:17.84] | Hello? Oh, hi, Mom. |
| [04:21.54] | Mom. |
| [04:23.34] | Mom, you' re tripping! |
| [04:26.64] | Dexter' s a dog. The blackout' s scaring him. |
| [04:30.55] | You' d pee in Dad' s shoes too if you didn' t know. |
| [04:35.65] | All right, call me back. |
| [04:39.39] | Mothers. Yeah. |
| [04:40.59] | Attaboy! A word. |
| [04:43.76] | That wasn ' t so hard. Mothers. Yeah! |
| [04:46.60] | Mothers. Yeah! Perfect. |
| [04:50.30] | Don ' t smile. |
| [04:53.54] | Would you like to call somebody? |
| [04:56.41] | Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with. |
| [05:05.42] | Yeah, thanks. |
| [05:10.72] | Hello? It' s me. |
| [05:12.39] | It' s Chandler. Are you okay? Yeah, l' m fine. |
| [05:16.63] | I' m stuck in an ATM vestibule... |
| [05:21.90] | ... with Jill Goodacre. |
| [05:25.77] | What? l' m stuck... |
| [05:29.64] | ... in an ATM vestibule... .. |
| [05:32.41] | ... with Jill Goodacre. ... |
| [05:35.85] | I have no idea what you said. |
| [05:37.92] | Put Joey on the phone. |
| [05:43.19] | What' s up, man? l' m stuck... |
| [05:46.39] | ... in an ATM vestibule... .. |
| [05:49.53] | ... with Jill Goodacre! ... |
| [05:53.46] | Oh, my God! |
| [05:54.87] | He' s trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! |
| [06:00.20] | Chandler, listen. |
| [06:05.31] | Like that thought never entered my mind. |
| [06:11.82] | Okay. Somebody. |
| [06:13.32] | I' ll go. I' ll go. Okay. |
| [06:15.29] | Senior year of college, on a pool table. |
| [06:19.69] | Pool table? That' s my sister. |
| [06:27.77] | ... the women' s room of the New York City Public Library. ... |
| [06:32.77] | Oh, my God! What were you doing in a library? |
| [06:37.84] | Pheebs, what about you? Oh, Milwaukee. |
| [06:47.02] | It' s a really weird place. |
| [06:50.12] | Ross? |
| [06:53.86] | Disneyland, 1 989. " It' s a small world after all. " |
| [06:59.66] | No way. |
| [07:01.00] | The ride broke down... |
| [07:02.73] | ... so Carol and I went behind those mechanical Dutch children. |
| [07:08.21] | We were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom. |
| [07:15.68] | Let' s see, that leaves.... |
| [07:17.72] | Rachel? Come on, I already went. |
| [07:20.62] | You did not go. I did. |
| [07:22.35] | T ell us. Come on. |
| [07:24.49] | All right, the weirdest place would have to be... |
| [07:31.90] | ... the foot of the bed. ... |
| [07:35.47] | Step back! We have a winner! |
| [07:46.84] | This must be what the fridge looks like with the door closed. |
| [07:51.78] | Spooky. |
| [07:54.15] | Anybody hungry? We got a Klondike... soup. |
| [07:59.36] | I' ve never had a relationship with that kind of passion. |
| [08:03.46] | Where you have to have somebody even in a theme park. |
| [08:10.10] | It was the only thing to do that didn' t have a line. |
| [08:15.41] | Barry wouldn' t even kiss me on a miniature golf course. |
| [08:19.54] | Come on. No. |
| [08:20.81] | He said we held up the people behind us. |
| [08:24.22] | You didn' t marry him because...? |
| [08:28.35] | Do you think there are people that go through life... |
| [08:34.76] | Probably. Really? |
| [08:36.56] | I' ll tell you something. Passion is way overrated. |
| [08:40.13] | Yeah, right. lt is. |
| [08:41.83] | Eventually, it kind of burns out. |
| [08:44.77] | But hopefully what you' re left with is trust and security and.... |
| [08:49.81] | In my exwife' s case, lesbianism. |
| [08:57.68] | For those people who miss out on that passion thing... |
| [09:01.85] | ... there' s other stuff. |
| [09:05.46] | Okay. But I don' t think that' ll be you. |
| [09:09.66] | You don' t? See, I see.. |
| [09:13.33] | ... big passion in your future. Really? |
| [09:17.44] | You do? I do. |
| [09:19.44] | Ross, you' re so great. |
| [09:32.15] | It' s never gonna happen. |
| [09:41.19] | What? You and Rachel. |
| [09:48.40] | What? Me and Ra? |
| [09:52.57] | Why not? |
| [09:55.84] | You waited too long to make your move... |
| [09:58.54] | ... and now you' re in the " friend zone. " |
| [10:02.71] | l' m not in the zone. No, Ross. You' re mayor of the zone. |
| [10:08.69] | Look, l' m taking my time, all right? I' m laying the groundwork. |
| [10:13.29] | Every day I get a little bit closer to |
| [10:16.36] | Priesthood! |
| [10:19.33] | I' m telling you, she has no idea what you' re thinking. |
| [10:23.53] | She just ran her fingers through my hair. |
| [10:27.14] | Were you missing that interaction? No, no, no. |
| [10:30.94] | This is running fingers through your hair, okay? |
| [10:35.01] | Now this is a tousle. |
| [10:39.42] | If you don' t ask her out soon, you' ll be in the zone forever. |
| [10:44.56] | I will, I will. I' m waiting for the right moment. |
| [10:51.23] | What? shén me? |
| [10:53.03] | What, now? Yeah. |
| [10:57.23] | What' s messing you up? The wine? The moonlight? |
| [11:01.71] | You gotta go up to her and say, " Look, Rachel, l" |
| [11:07.21] | What? We' re shushing... |
| [11:09.88] | ... because we' re trying to hear something. |
| [11:12.88] | What? What? Don' t you hear that? |
| [11:22.00] | See? |
| [11:28.03] | Would you like gum? ls it sugarless? |
| [11:33.40] | Sorry, it' s not. Then no, thanks. |
| [11:35.81] | What was that? |
| [11:39.28] | Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. |
| [11:43.55] | If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it! |
| [11:49.89] | New York City has no power |
| [11:53.39] | And the milk is getting sour |
| [11:57.40] | But to me it is not scary |
| [12:00.80] | Because I stay away from dairy |
| [12:14.15] | Here goes. You' ll do it? |
| [12:17.52] | You come out, you' re a dead man. |
| [12:22.55] | Good luck, man. Thanks. |
| [12:29.29] | Okay. Okay. Okay. |
| [12:34.83] | Where you going? You can' t go out there. |
| [12:38.50] | Why not? Because of the reason. |
| [12:44.04] | That would be? I can' t tell you. |
| [12:47.45] | Joey, what' s going on? |
| [12:49.78] | You gotta promise you' ll never tell Ross that I told you. |
| [12:54.55] | What? He' s planning your birthday party. |
| [12:59.12] | Oh, my God! I love him! You better act surprised. |
| [13:02.93] | About what? My surprise party. |
| [13:05.46] | What surprise party? Oh, stop it. Joey already told me. |
| [13:10.10] | He didn' t tell me. |
| [13:12.24] | Don' t look at me. This is Ross' thing. |
| [13:15.37] | This is typical. I' m always the last to know. |
| [13:18.94] | You are not. We tell you stuff. |
| [13:21.11] | I was the last one to know when Chandler got bit by the peacock. |
| [13:27.28] | I was the last to know you had a crush on Joey. |
| [13:30.69] | What? |
| [13:32.56] | Looks like I was second to last. |
| [13:39.93] | You had a crush on me? |
| [13:42.83] | All right. It wasn' t a crush, it was a dent. |
| [13:48.77] | Big dent? |
| [13:50.37] | You were moving your furniture. I thought you had nice arms. |
| [13:57.41] | Nice arms, huh? |
| [14:00.28] | Hey, Mon, l' m moving the chair. |
| [14:05.66] | Do anything for you? |
| [14:09.33] | With all the lights out you can actually see the stars. |
| [14:13.76] | It' s so nice. |
| [14:20.07] | I have a question. |
| [14:23.57] | Actually, it' s not so much a question. |
| [14:26.61] | It' s more of a general wondering... |
| [14:30.05] | ment. |
| [14:32.15] | Okay. Okay. Here it goes. . |
| [14:38.72] | Well, for a while now, I' ve been wanting to.... |
| [14:43.53] | Yes, that' s right. Look at that little kitty! |
| [14:48.67] | What? |
| [14:51.47] | Top of the world Looking down on creation Top of the world Looking down on creation |
| [14:56.47] | And the only explanation I can find And the only explanation I can find |
| [15:02.38] | Is the love that I found Ever since you ' ve been around Is the love that I found Ever since you ' ve been around |
| [15:22.63] | All right, this is just Bactine. It won' t hurt. |
| [15:27.54] | Ow! Sorry, that was wax. |
| [15:33.14] | Poor little T ooty' s scared. We should find his owner. |
| [15:36.75] | Why not put poor T ooty in the hall? |
| [15:40.25] | During a blackout? She' ll get trampled. |
| [15:43.19] | Yeah? |
| [15:47.16] | Damage control. Get back to the gum. |
| [15:50.36] | Gum would be perfection. |
| [15:54.43] | Gum would be perfection? |
| [15:57.03] | Gum would be perfection. |
| [15:59.37] | Could' ve said, " Gum would be nice. " But, no. |
| [16:03.27] | For me, gum is perfection. |
| [16:07.54] | I loathe myself! |
| [16:22.19] | Hi. We just found this cat, and we' re looking for the owner. |
| [16:26.80] | Yeah, it' s mine. |
| [16:30.63] | He seems to hate you. Are you sure? It' s my cat. Give me my cat. |
| [16:36.14] | Wait a minute. What' s his name? Bob Buttons. |
| [16:41.21] | Bob Buttons? Bob Buttons. Here, Bob Buttons. |
| [16:46.78] | You are a very bad man! |
| [16:50.85] | You owe me a cat. |
| [16:57.00] | Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. |
| [16:59.33] | Here, kitty, kitty. |
| [17:01.33] | Where did you go, little kitty? |
| [17:05.34] | IKitty, kitty, kitty. Come here, kitty, kitty. |
| [17:13.58] | Hi. Buona sera. . |
| [17:16.88] | Wow! |
| [17:23.65] | Mon, wanna go for a ride in my racecar? |
| [17:26.86] | I' ll bring my arms. |
| [17:29.56] | We can bring my wheelbarrow for your teeth! |
| [17:35.73] | Come on, lucky sixes! |
| [17:38.57] | Everybody, this is Paolo. |
| [17:41.87] | Paolo, I want you to meet my friends. This is Monica... |
| [17:46.31] | Hi. ... and Joey... Hi |
| [17:48.35] | Hi. ... and Ross. Hi |
| [17:51.48] | Hi. Hi. |
| [17:59.42] | He doesn' t speak much English. |
| [18:06.43] | Look at that! |
| [18:09.10] | So, where did Paolo come from? |
| [18:13.74] | Italy, I think. |
| [18:15.67] | No, I mean tonight. Suddenly, into our lives. |
| [18:20.04] | That cat turned out to be Paolo' s cat. Isn' t that funny? |
| [18:26.35] | That is funny. And Rachel keeps touching him. |
| [18:32.72] | I looked all over and couldn' t find the kitty anywhere. |
| [18:40.36] | Well, there you go. Last to know again. |
| [18:44.20] | And I' m guessing, this is Paolo? |
| [18:48.31] | Paolo, this is Phoebe. |
| [18:56.08] | You betcha! You betcha! |
| [19:01.15] | All right. Okay. What next? |
| [19:04.72] | Blow a bubble. A bubble' s good. |
| [19:07.79] | It' s got a boyish charm. It' s impish. |
| [19:10.83] | Here we go. |
| [19:23.54] | Nice going, imp! |
| [19:26.08] | It' s okay. All I need to do... |
| [19:28.68] | ... is reach over and put it back in my mouth. |
| [19:34.85] | Good save! We ' re back on track and I' m... |
| [19:39.09] | ... chewing someone else ' s gum. |
| [19:43.26] | This is not my gum! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! |
| [19:47.76] | And now you ' re choking. |
| [19:51.87] | You all right? |
| [20:01.91] | Better? Yes. |
| [20:05.08] | Thank you. That was.... |
| [20:07.42] | That was.... Perfection? |
| [20:31.31] | That was no tousle. |
| [20:38.68] | What' d he say that was so funny? I have absolutely no idea. |
| [20:43.79] | That' s classic. |
| [20:45.89] | My God, you guys! What am I doing? This is so unme! |
| [20:50.16] | If you want, I' ll do it. |
| [20:57.60] | But I won' t. |
| [21:00.34] | The first time he smiled at me... |
| [21:02.91] | ... those seconds were more exciting than weeks with Barry. |
| [21:07.01] | Did you rent mopeds? |
| [21:10.55] | Because I' ve heard Oh, it' s not about that right now. |
| [21:15.29] | I know it' s superficial, and we have nothing in common... |
| [21:19.36] | ... and we don' t even speak the same language, but, God! |
| [21:28.40] | Paolo, hi. Ross. |
| [21:31.27] | Listen.... |
| [21:36.21] | Listen, something you should know. |
| [21:40.51] | Rachel and I are.... |
| [21:43.31] | We' re kind of a thing. |
| [21:46.25] | Thing? Thing. Yes, thing. |
| [21:49.29] | You have the sex? No. |
| [21:53.49] | No, technically the sex is not being had. But that' s.... |
| [21:59.26] | But that' s not the point. |
| [22:01.90] | The point is that Rachel and I should be.... |
| [22:06.90] | Well, Rachel and l should be together. |
| [22:10.17] | And if you get in the |
| [22:12.38] | ln bed No. |
| [22:17.85] | If you get in the way of us becoming a thing... |
| [22:22.42] | ... then I would be, well, very sad. |
| [22:28.03] | So, do you...? |
| [22:34.70] | So you do know a little English? Little. |
| [22:39.37] | Do you know the word " crapweasel "? No. |
| [22:43.81] | That' s funny. You are a huge crapweasel. |
| [22:52.18] | We' ve been doing this for an hour. It' s easy. |
| [22:55.75] | Ready? |
| [23:00.49] | Okay? Now try it. |
| [23:04.29] | You gotta whip it. |
| [23:11.07] | Look, look. The last candle' s about to burn out. |
| [23:15.01] | T en, nine, eight, seven... |
| [23:19.51] | ... minus 46, minus 47, minus 48.. |
| [23:28.25] | IKind of spooky without any lights. |
| [23:38.66] | Okay, guys, I have the definitive one. |
| [23:53.84] | This probably isn' t the best time to bring it up... |
| [23:58.01] | ... but you have to throw a party for Monica. |
| [24:08.93] | This has been fun. Yes. |
| [24:10.79] | Thanks for letting me use your phone... |
| [24:14.90] | ... and for saving my life. |
| [24:18.24] | Well, goodbye, Chandler. I had a great blackout. |
| [24:22.94] | See you. |
| [24:39.49] | Hi, l' m account number 71 43457. |
| [24:43.69] | I don' t know if you got that... |
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