[06:24.-3]Okay,my weirdest place would have to be...
[08:32.-3]... never having that kind of...? ……
[12:16.-4]-I'll do it. -Want help? -
[16:13.-1]Oh,no,they' re nuns. They hate all living things.
[18:03.-3]Monopoly!
[18:37.-3]I found him. It was Paolo's cat.
[19:55.-2]My God! You' re choking!
[20:54.-3]I just wanna bite his bottom lip.
[22:16.-1]No,not where I was going.
[23:25.-1]-Thank you. -Thanks. -
[24:46.-3]... but I would really like a copy of the tape.
[00:00.91]Everybody! Central Perk is proud to present...
[00:05.15]...the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay. ……
[00:11.66]Thanks.
[00:13.12]I wanna start with a song that's about that moment...
[00:16.80]...when you suddenly realize what life is really all about.
[00:21.33]Okay,here we go.
[00:26.94]Okay. Thank you very much.
[00:41.85]Oh,great. This is just
[00:50.16]The One With The Blackout
[01:40.58]This is so cool,you guys. The entire city's blacked out.
[01:44.62]It's all of Manhattan. They have no idea...
[01:47.65]...when it's back on.
[01:49.72]-You guys,this is big. -Pants and a sweater. Why,Mom? -
[01:54.49]Who will I meet in a blackout?
[01:57.80]Power-company guys? Eligible looters?
[02:01.60]-Can we talk about this later? Okay. -Can I borrow the phone? -
[02:05.60]I wanna call my apartment and check on my grandma.
[02:09.31]What's my number?
[02:12.38]I never call me.
[02:15.91]Oh,my God! It's her. It's that Victoria 's Secret model.
[02:20.02]Something Goodacre.
[02:21.52]Hi,Mom,it's Jill.
[02:23.09]She 's right. It's Jill. Jill Goodacre. Oh,my God!
[02:27.89]I am trapped in an A TM vestibule with Jill Goodacre.
[02:32.90]Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an atrium.
[02:36.30]Yeah,that is the part to focus on,you idiot.
[02:41.07]I' m fine. I' m just stuck at the bank in an ATM vestibule.
[02:45.31]Jill says vestibule, I'm going with vestibule.
[02:50.55]I' m fine. No,l' m not alone.
[02:54.39]I don't know,some guy.
[02:56.19]Oh,some guy. I am some guy.
[03:00.66]Jill,I saw you with some guy last night.
[03:03.60]Yes,he was some guy.
[03:15.51]Hey,everyone.
[03:23.68]Officiating at tonight's blackout is Rabbi T ribbiani.
[03:30.76]Chandler's old roommate was Jewish. These are our only candles.
[03:35.53]So happy Hanukkah!
[03:38.86]Look! Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.
[03:49.64]That had to hurt!
[03:53.11]All right,all right! It's been 14 1/2 minutes...
[03:56.18]...and you still haven 't said one word. God! ……
[03:59.22]Do something! Just make contact. Smile!
[04:06.62]There you go.
[04:11.93]You 're definitely scaring her.
[04:17.84]Hello? Oh,hi,Mom.
[04:21.54]Mom.
[04:23.34]Mom,you' re tripping!
[04:26.64]Dexter's a dog. The blackout's scaring him.
[04:30.55]You'd pee in Dad's shoes too if you didn't know.
[04:35.65]All right,call me back.
[04:39.39]-Mothers. -Yeah.
[04:40.59]Attaboy! A word.
[04:43.76]That wasn 't so hard. Mothers. Yeah!
[04:46.60]Mothers. Yeah! Perfect.
[04:50.30]Don 't smile.
[04:53.54]Would you like to call somebody?
[04:56.41]Yeah,about 300 guys I went to high school with.
[05:05.42]Yeah,thanks.
[05:10.72]-Hello? -It's me.
[05:12.39]-It's Chandler. Are you okay? -Yeah,l' m fine.
[05:16.63]I' m stuck in an ATM vestibule...
[05:21.90]...with Jill Goodacre.
[05:25.77]-What? -l' m stuck...
[05:29.64]...in an ATM vestibule... ..
[05:32.41]...with Jill Goodacre. ...
[05:35.85]I have no idea what you said.
[05:37.92]Put Joey on the phone.
[05:43.19]-What's up,man? -l' m stuck...
[05:46.39]...in an ATM vestibule... ..
[05:49.53]...with Jill Goodacre! ...
[05:53.46]Oh,my God!
[05:54.87]He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre!
[06:00.20]Chandler,listen.
[06:05.31]Like that thought never entered my mind.
[06:11.82]-Okay. -Somebody.
[06:13.32]-I'll go. I'll go. -Okay.
[06:15.29]Senior year of college, on a pool table.
[06:19.69]-Pool table? -That's my sister. -
[06:27.77]...the women's room of the New York City Public Library. ...
[06:32.77]Oh,my God! What were you doing in a library?
[06:37.84]-Pheebs,what about you? -Oh,Milwaukee.
[06:47.02]It's a really weird place.
[06:50.12]Ross?
[06:53.86]Disneyland,1 989. " It's a small world after all. "
[06:59.66]No way.
[07:01.00]The ride broke down...
[07:02.73]...so Carol and I went behind those mechanical Dutch children.
[07:08.21]We were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
[07:15.68]Let's see,that leaves....
[07:17.72]-Rachel? -Come on,I already went.
[07:20.62]-You did not go. -I did. -
[07:22.35]T ell us. Come on.
[07:24.49]All right,the weirdest place would have to be...
[07:31.90]...the foot of the bed. ...
[07:35.47]-Step back! -We have a winner! -
[07:46.84]This must be what the fridge looks like with the door closed.
[07:51.78]Spooky.
[07:54.15]Anybody hungry? We got a Klondike...soup.
[07:59.36]I've never had a relationship with that kind of passion.
[08:03.46]Where you have to have somebody even in a theme park.
[08:10.10]It was the only thing to do that didn't have a line.
[08:15.41]Barry wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature golf course.
[08:19.54]-Come on. -No. -
[08:20.81]He said we held up the people behind us.
[08:24.22]You didn't marry him because...?
[08:28.35]Do you think there are people that go through life...
[08:34.76]-Probably. -Really?
[08:36.56]I'll tell you something. Passion is way overrated.
[08:40.13]-Yeah,right. -lt is.
[08:41.83]Eventually,it kind of burns out.
[08:44.77]But hopefully what you're left with is trust and security and....
[08:49.81]In my ex-wife's case, lesbianism.
[08:57.68]For those people who miss out on that passion thing...
[09:01.85]...there's other stuff. ……
[09:05.46]-Okay. -But I don't think that'll be you.
[09:09.66]-You don't? -See,I see..
[09:13.33]-... big passion in your future. -Really? -
[09:17.44]-You do? -I do. -
[09:19.44]Ross,you' re so great.
[09:32.15]It's never gonna happen.
[09:41.19]-What? -You and Rachel.
[09:48.40]What? Me and Ra?
[09:52.57]Why not?
[09:55.84]You waited too long to make your move...
[09:58.54]...and now you' re in the "friend zone. "
[10:02.71]-l' m not in the zone. -No,Ross. You' re mayor of the zone. -
[10:08.69]Look,l' m taking my time,all right? I' m laying the groundwork.
[10:13.29]Every day I get a little bit closer to
[10:16.36]Priesthood!
[10:19.33]I'm telling you,she has no idea what you're thinking.
[10:23.53]She just ran her fingers through my hair.
[10:27.14]-Were you missing that interaction? -No,no,no.
[10:30.94]This is running fingers through your hair,okay?
[10:35.01]Now this is a tousle.
[10:39.42]If you don't ask her out soon, you'll be in the zone forever.
[10:44.56]I will,I will. I'm waiting for the right moment.
[10:51.23]What? 什么?
[10:53.03]-What,now? -Yeah.
[10:57.23]What's messing you up? The wine? The moonlight?
[11:01.71]You gotta go up to her and say, " Look,Rachel,l"
[11:07.21]-What? -We' re shushing...
[11:09.88]... because we' re trying to hear something. ……
[11:12.88]-What? What? -Don't you hear that? -
[11:22.00]See?
[11:28.03]-Would you like gum? -ls it sugarless? -
[11:33.40]-Sorry,it's not. -Then no,thanks.
[11:35.81]What was that?
[11:39.28]Mental note: If Jill Goodacre offers you gum,you take it.
[11:43.55]If she offers you mangled animal carcass,you take it!
[11:49.89]New York City has no power
[11:53.39]And the milk is getting sour
[11:57.40]But to me it is not scary
[12:00.80]Because I stay away from dairy
[12:14.15]-Here goes. -You'll do it? -
[12:17.52]You come out,you' re a dead man.
[12:22.55]-Good luck,man. -Thanks.
[12:29.29]-Okay. -Okay. -Okay.
[12:34.83]Where you going? You can't go out there.
[12:38.50]-Why not? -Because of the reason. -
[12:44.04]-That would be? -I can't tell you. -
[12:47.45]Joey,what's going on?
[12:49.78]You gotta promise you'll never tell Ross that I told you.
[12:54.55]-What? -He's planning your birthday party. -
[12:59.12]-Oh,my God! I love him! -You better act surprised. -
[13:02.93]-About what? -My surprise party. -
[13:05.46]-What surprise party? -Oh,stop it. Joey already told me. -
[13:10.10]He didn't tell me.
[13:12.24]Don't look at me. This is Ross' thing.
[13:15.37]This is typical. I'm always the last to know.
[13:18.94]You are not. We tell you stuff.
[13:21.11]I was the last one to know when Chandler got bit by the peacock.
[13:27.28]I was the last to know you had a crush on Joey.
[13:30.69]What?
[13:32.56]Looks like I was second to last.
[13:39.93]You had a crush on me?
[13:42.83]All right. It wasn't a crush, it was a dent.
[13:48.77]Big dent?
[13:50.37]You were moving your furniture. I thought you had nice arms.
[13:57.41]Nice arms,huh?
[14:00.28]Hey,Mon,l' m moving the chair.
[14:05.66]Do anything for you?
[14:09.33]With all the lights out you can actually see the stars.
[14:13.76]It's so nice.
[14:20.07]I have a question.
[14:23.57]Actually,it's not so much a question.
[14:26.61]It's more of a general wondering...
[14:30.05]ment.
[14:32.15]-Okay. -Okay. Here it goes.  .
[14:38.72]Well,for a while now, I've been wanting to....
[14:43.53]-Yes,that's right. -Look at that little kitty! -
[14:48.67]What?
[14:51.47]Top of the world Looking down on creation Top of the world Looking down on creation
[14:56.47]And the only explanation I can find And the only explanation I can find
[15:02.38]Is the love that I found Ever since you 've been around Is the love that I found Ever since you 've been around
[15:22.63]All right,this is just Bactine. It won't hurt.
[15:27.54]-Ow! -Sorry,that was wax.
[15:33.14]Poor little T ooty's scared. We should find his owner.
[15:36.75]Why not put poor T ooty in the hall?
[15:40.25]During a blackout? She'll get trampled.
[15:43.19]Yeah?
[15:47.16]Damage control. Get back to the gum.
[15:50.36]Gum would be perfection.
[15:54.43]Gum would be perfection?
[15:57.03]Gum would be perfection.
[15:59.37]Could've said, "Gum would be nice. " But,no.
[16:03.27]For me,gum is perfection.
[16:07.54]I loathe myself!
[16:22.19]Hi. We just found this cat, and we' re looking for the owner.
[16:26.80]Yeah,it's mine.
[16:30.63]-He seems to hate you. Are you sure? -It's my cat. Give me my cat. -
[16:36.14]-Wait a minute. What's his name? -Bob Buttons. -
[16:41.21]-Bob Buttons? -Bob Buttons. Here,Bob Buttons. --
[16:46.78]You are a very bad man!
[16:50.85]You owe me a cat.
[16:57.00]Here,kitty,kitty,kitty.
[16:59.33]Here,kitty,kitty.
[17:01.33]Where did you go,little kitty?
[17:05.34]IKitty,kitty,kitty. Come here,kitty,kitty.
[17:13.58]-Hi. -Buona sera. .
[17:16.88]Wow!
[17:23.65]Mon,wanna go for a ride in my racecar?
[17:26.86]I'll bring my arms.
[17:29.56]We can bring my wheelbarrow for your teeth!
[17:35.73]Come on,lucky sixes!
[17:38.57]Everybody,this is Paolo.
[17:41.87]Paolo,I want you to meet my friends. This is Monica...
[17:46.31]-Hi. -...and Joey... -Hi -……
[17:48.35]-Hi. -...and Ross. -Hi -…
[17:51.48]Hi. Hi.
[17:59.42]He doesn't speak much English.
[18:06.43]Look at that!
[18:09.10]So,where did Paolo come from?
[18:13.74]Italy,I think.
[18:15.67]No,I mean tonight. Suddenly,into our lives.
[18:20.04]That cat turned out to be Paolo's cat. Isn't that funny?
[18:26.35]That is funny. And Rachel keeps touching him.
[18:32.72]I looked all over and couldn't find the kitty anywhere.
[18:40.36]Well,there you go. Last to know again.
[18:44.20]And I'm guessing,this is Paolo?
[18:48.31]Paolo,this is Phoebe.
[18:56.08]You betcha! You betcha!（
[19:01.15]All right. Okay. What next?
[19:04.72]Blow a bubble. A bubble's good.
[19:07.79]It's got a boyish charm. It's impish.
[19:10.83]Here we go.
[19:23.54]Nice going,imp!
[19:26.08]It's okay. All I need to do...
[19:28.68]...is reach over and put it back in my mouth.
[19:34.85]Good save! We 're back on track and I'm...
[19:39.09]... chewing someone else 's gum.
[19:43.26]This is not my gum! Oh,my God! Oh,my God!
[19:47.76]And now you 're choking.
[19:51.87]You all right?
[20:01.91]-Better? -Yes. -
[20:05.08]Thank you. That was....
[20:07.42]-That was.... -Perfection?
[20:31.31]That was no tousle.
[20:38.68]-What'd he say that was so funny? -I have absolutely no idea. -
[20:43.79]That's classic.
[20:45.89]My God,you guys! What am I doing? This is so un-me!
[20:50.16]If you want,I'll do it.
[20:57.60]But I won't.
[21:00.34]The first time he smiled at me...
[21:02.91]...those seconds were more exciting than weeks with Barry.
[21:07.01]Did you rent mopeds?
[21:10.55]Because I've heard Oh,it's not about that right now.
[21:15.29]I know it's superficial, and we have nothing in common...
[21:19.36]...and we don't even speak the same language,but,God!
[21:28.40]-Paolo,hi. -Ross.
[21:31.27]Listen....
[21:36.21]Listen,something you should know.
[21:40.51]Rachel and I are....
[21:43.31]We' re kind of a thing.
[21:46.25]-Thing? -Thing. Yes,thing.
[21:49.29]-You have the sex? -No.
[21:53.49]No,technically the sex is not being had. But that's....
[21:59.26]But that's not the point.
[22:01.90]The point is that Rachel and I should be....
[22:06.90]Well,Rachel and l should be together.
[22:10.17]And if you get in the
[22:12.38]-ln bed -No.
[22:17.85]If you get in the way of us becoming a thing...
[22:22.42]...then I would be,well,very sad.
[22:28.03]So,do you...?
[22:34.70]-So you do know a little English? -Little. -
[22:39.37]-Do you know the word "crap-weasel "? -No. -
[22:43.81]That's funny. You are a huge crap-weasel.
[22:52.18]We've been doing this for an hour. It's easy.
[22:55.75]Ready?
[23:00.49]Okay? Now try it.
[23:04.29]You gotta whip it.
[23:11.07]Look,look. The last candle's about to burn out.
[23:15.01]T en,nine,eight,seven...
[23:19.51]... minus 46,minus 47, minus 48..
[23:28.25]IKind of spooky without any lights.
[23:38.66]Okay,guys,I have the definitive one.
[23:53.84]This probably isn't the best time to bring it up...
[23:58.01]...but you have to throw a party for Monica.
[24:08.93]-This has been fun. -Yes. -
[24:10.79]Thanks for letting me use your phone...
[24:14.90]...and for saving my life.
[24:18.24]Well,goodbye,Chandler. I had a great blackout.
[24:22.94]See you.
[24:39.49]Hi,l' m account number 71 43457.
[24:43.69]I don't know if you got that...