| [00:04.680] | - Hi,guys. - Hey,Phoebe. |
| [00:06.580] | - How did it go? - Not so good. - |
| [00:09.050] | He walked me home and said, "Let's do this again." |
| [00:13.190] | He said,"Let's do this again." That's good,right? |
| [00:16.390] | Translated,"Let's do this again" means,"You'll never see me naked." |
| [00:22.000] | |
| [00:22.830] | Since when? |
| [00:24.540] | Since always. It's,like,dating language. |
| [00:27.910] | Like,"It's not you" means,"It is you." |
| [00:32.510] | "You're nice" means,"I'll be dating alcoholics.. “ |
| [00:36.380] | and complaining about them to you." |
| [00:39.480] | "We should see other people" means: “ |
| [00:42.220] | "Ha-ha,I already am!" “ |
| [00:45.390] | Everybody knows this? |
| [00:47.790] | Cushions the blow. |
| [00:49.130] | Like your parents putting the dog to sleep.. |
| [00:51.600] | and saying it went to a farm. |
| [00:54.130] | That's funny. Because our parents actually did.. |
| [01:01.610] | Ross? |
| [01:04.540] | Hello! The Milner's farm in Connecticut? |
| [01:07.510] | The Milners had this unbelievable farm. |
| [01:10.120] | They had horses and rabbits to chase. |
| [01:12.880] | And it was.. |
| [01:17.390] | Oh,my God! Chi-Chi! |
| [01:22.030] | The One With the Thumb |
| [02:12.710] | How does it feel knowing you're about to die? |
| [02:15.850] | Warden,in five minutes my pain will be over. |
| [02:19.350] | But you'll live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die. |
| [02:25.000] | |
| [02:25.390] | That was really good! |
| [02:27.830] | Thanks. Let's keep going. |
| [02:29.690] | So,what do you want from me,Dimon? Huh? |
| [02:36.130] | I just wanna go back to my cell, because in my cell I can smoke. |
| [02:40.000] | |
| [02:40.370] | Smoke away! |
| [02:55.320] | I think this is why Dimon smokes in his cell alone. |
| [02:59.820] | - What? - Relax your hand. |
| [03:02.130] | Let your wrist go. |
| [03:04.130] | Not so much! |
| [03:07.130] | All right. Now take a puff. |
| [03:13.640] | - Give it to me. - I'm not giving you a cigarette. - |
| [03:21.080] | Now,don't think of it as a cigarette. |
| [03:24.280] | Think of it as the thing that has been missing from your hand. |
| [03:29.000] | |
| [03:29.090] | When you hold it, you feel right. |
| [03:31.690] | You feel complete. |
| [03:33.420] | - You miss it? - No,not so much. |
| [03:37.400] | All right. Now we smoke. |
| [03:42.600] | Oh,my God! |
| [03:45.940] | - Give me that! - No. You've got options. - |
| [03:48.040] | You can smoke like this: |
| [03:49.840] | - Chandler - Or hold it in your mouth. - |
| [03:52.280] | Give me the cigarette! |
| [03:53.880] | - You try. - Thank you. |
| [03:55.580] | Okay,how's this? |
| [04:00.350] | Okay,that's not bad. |
| [04:02.790] | All right,when you're finished, it's cool if you flick it. |
| [04:08.730] | All right,you keep practicing.. |
| [04:12.100] | and I'll go put out the sofa. |
| [04:18.670] | I thought it was foot size. |
| [04:21.110] | No. It's the distance from the tip of a guy's thumb.. |
| [04:25.140] | to the tip of his index finger. |
| [04:33.120] | That's ridiculous. |
| [04:36.420] | Can I use either thumb? |
| [04:39.590] | I'd rather go with the foot theory. |
| [04:42.030] | All right. Don't tell me. |
| [04:45.730] | Decaf cappuccino for Joey. |
| [04:50.600] | Coffee,black. |
| [04:53.270] | Latte. |
| [04:56.610] | And an iced tea. |
| [04:58.610] | - I'm getting good at this. - Excellent! - |
| [05:01.850] | Good for me! |
| [05:17.030] | - You okay,Phoebe? - It's not worth |
| [05:19.860] | It's my bank. |
| [05:21.570] | - What did they do? - It's nothing |
| [05:24.040] | I get my mail and open their monthly "statement." |
| [05:27.870] | Easy! |
| [05:31.340] | And there's $500 extra in my account. |
| [05:34.710] | Satan's minions at work again! |
| [05:38.220] | Now I have to go deal with them |
| [05:40.890] | - What are you talking about? Keep it! - It's not mine. - |
| [05:45.090] | If I kept it,I'd be stealing. |
| [05:47.130] | But if you spent it, it would be like shopping. |
| [05:52.730] | Say I bought a great pair of shoes. |
| [05:55.530] | Know what I'd hear with every step? "Not mine. Not mine. Not mine." |
| [06:00.000] | |
| [06:00.710] | Even if I was happy and skipping,I'd hear: |
| [06:04.180] | "Not-not mine. Not-not mine." “ |
| [06:07.110] | We're with you. We got it. |
| [06:10.010] | I'd never be able to enjoy it. It'd be this giant karmic debt. |
| [06:14.290] | Chandler,what are you doing? |
| [06:16.890] | What are you doing? |
| [06:21.260] | Oh,gross! |
| [06:24.300] | - What is this? - I'm smoking! |
| [06:27.030] | You've been so good for three years! |
| [06:29.770] | And this is my reward. |
| [06:33.670] | Think about what you went through when you quit. |
| [06:37.080] | Forget about you. Think about what we went through! |
| [06:40.850] | So this time I won't quit. |
| [06:43.280] | - Put it out! - I'm putting it out! |
| [06:48.550] | I can't drink this now. |
| [06:54.930] | I'm gonna go. I've got a date. |
| [06:57.200] | With Alan again? How's it going? |
| [06:59.860] | It's going pretty good. It's nice and we're having fun. |
| [07:04.200] | When do we get to meet him? |
| [07:06.270] | Let's see,it's Monday.. |
| [07:08.340] | - Never. - Come on! |
| [07:10.210] | Not after what happened with Steve. |
| [07:12.540] | What do you mean? We love Steve. Steve was sexy! |
| [07:20.120] | Sorry. |
| [07:21.320] | I don't know how I feel yet. Let me figure it out. |
| [07:24.590] | Then can we meet him? |
| [07:26.620] | No. |
| [07:27.830] | Sorry. |
| [07:31.860] | Joey. Let it go. |
| [07:38.740] | Why should they meet him? |
| [07:40.470] | I bring a guy home and they're like.. |
| [07:43.740] | coyotes picking off the weak members of the herd. |
| [07:47.880] | Listen,as someone who's seen more than her share of bad beef.. |
| [07:52.000] | |
| [07:52.480] | I'll tell you, that is not such a terrible thing. |
| [07:56.490] | Your friends are just looking after you. |
| [07:59.190] | I wish that once I'd date a guy they liked. |
| [08:02.730] | You realize the odds of that happening are slimmer.. |
| [08:06.530] | - if they never get to meet the guy. - I know. - |
| [08:10.300] | - Can't I whimper a little bit? - Whimper. - |
| [08:15.470] | Okay,I'm done. |
| [08:18.780] | Let it go,Ross. |
| [08:20.750] | You didn't know Chi-Chi. |
| [08:26.550] | - Do you all promise? - We promise. |
| [08:29.550] | We'll be good. |
| [08:30.790] | Chandler,do you promise to be good? |
| [08:41.500] | You can come in,but your filter-tip buddy stays outside! |
| [08:55.350] | "Dear Ms. Buffay. Thank you for calling. |
| [08:58.650] | We've credited you $500. We're sorry for the inconvenience.. |
| [09:03.000] | |
| [09:03.090] | and hope you'll accept this football phone.. |
| [09:09.260] | as our gift." Do you believe it? |
| [09:11.630] | Now I have $ 1000 and a football phone. |
| [09:16.400] | What bank is this? |
| [09:19.670] | Okay,it's him. |
| [09:23.370] | - Who is it? - Alan. |
| [09:24.780] | Chandler! He's here! |
| [09:29.610] | Do I look okay? |
| [09:31.380] | One more button. |
| [09:33.020] | Closed! How about closed? - |
| [09:36.000] | - I didn't know. - Yeah. - |
| [09:39.320] | Please be good. |
| [09:41.260] | Remember how much you all like me? |
| [09:45.630] | Alan,this is everybody. Everybody,this is Alan. |
| [10:04.050] | I'll call you tomorrow. Thanks. |
| [10:10.620] | Let's let the Alan-bashing begin. |
| [10:14.000] | Who's gonna take the first shot? |
| [10:17.730] | Come on! |
| [10:19.930] | I'll go. |
| [10:26.540] | I'm sorry,I can't do this. We loved him. |
| [10:30.040] | We loved him! |
| [10:32.110] | Wait! We're talking about someone I'm going out with? |
| [10:36.050] | That pimento trick! |
| [10:37.720] | I'll never look at an olive the same way again. |
| [10:41.220] | And did you notice? |
| [10:47.890] | Know what was great? His smile was crooked. |
| [10:51.100] | - Yes! Like the man in the shoe! - What shoe? |
| [10:56.400] | From the rhyme. |
| [10:58.040] | There was a man With a crooked smile |
| [11:00.100] | Who lived in a shoe For a while |
| [11:06.180] | So I think Alan.. |
| [11:08.650] | is the yardstick by which future boyfriends will be measured. |
| [11:13.000] | |
| [11:13.020] | Future boyfriends? |
| [11:14.420] | - I think this could be "it." - Really? |
| [11:17.890] | I'd marry him for his David Hasselhoff impression alone. |
| [11:28.400] | - Know what I like most? - What? - |
| [11:31.740] | The way he makes me feel about myself. |
| [11:57.260] | How was the game? |
| [11:59.530] | Well.. |
| [12:01.200] | We won! |
| [12:04.640] | Fantastic! Question. How is that possible? |
| [12:08.440] | - Alan. - He was unbelievable! - |
| [12:10.910] | Like the cartoon where Bugs Bunny plays every position. |
| [12:13.000] | |
| [12:14.810] | It was first base,Alan. Second base,Alan.. |
| [12:22.450] | It was like he made us into a team. |
| [12:25.490] | We sure showed those Hasidic jewelers a thing or two about softball. |
| [12:31.000] | |
| [12:31.530] | Can I ask a question? |
| [12:33.600] | Do you think Alan is sometimes.. |
| [12:36.130] | What? |
| [12:37.330] | I don't know. A little too "Alan"? |
| [12:40.170] | Oh,no. Not possible. You can never be too "Alan." |
| [12:43.910] | It's his innate "Alan-ness" that we adore. |
| [12:48.910] | I,personally,could have a gallon of Alan. |
| [12:59.360] | - Hey,Lizzy. - Hey,weird girl. |
| [13:02.760] | - I brought alphabet soup. |
| [13:05.430] | I left in the Y's. Because,"sometimes Y." |
| [13:09.770] | - And something else. - Saltines? - |
| [13:12.340] | No,$1000 and a football phone. |
| [13:15.370] | What? 什么? |
| [13:17.680] | Oh,my God! |
| [13:19.540] | - There's really money in here. - I know. - |
| [13:22.480] | What are you doing? |
| [13:24.380] | I want you to have it. I don't want it. |
| [13:28.220] | - I have to give you something. - No,you don't - |
| [13:31.520] | - Do you want my tinfoil hat? - No,you need that. - |
| [13:35.330] | - It's okay. Thanks. - Let me do something. - |
| [13:39.600] | I'll tell you what. Buy me a soda and we're even. Okay? |
| [13:44.000] | |
| [13:44.600] | - Okay. - Okay. |
| [14:47.730] | Keep the change. |
| [14:49.930] | Thanks,Lizzy. |
| [14:51.170] | Want a pretzel? |
| [14:52.600] | - No,I'm fine. Thanks. - See you. |
| [15:03.550] | A thumb? |
| [15:07.050] | I know. There it was, just floating.. |
| [15:10.320] | like this tiny little hitchhiker. |
| [15:14.690] | Maybe it's a contest. Like "collect all five." |
| [15:24.700] | Don't do that. Come on! |
| [15:26.500] | It's worse than the thumb. |
| [15:30.410] | - This is so unfair. - Why is it unfair? |
| [15:33.410] | So I have a flaw! Big deal! |
| [15:36.410] | Joey's knuckle-cracking isn't annoying? |
| [15:39.250] | Ross,over-pronouncing every word. |
| [15:41.620] | Monica,who snorts when she laughs. I mean,what the hell is that thing? |
| [15:48.000] | |
| [15:48.190] | I accept those flaws. Why can't you accept me for this? |
| [15:58.700] | Does the knuckle-cracking bother everybody,or just him? |
| [16:05.780] | I could live without it. |
| [16:10.410] | Is it a little annoying? Or is it like when Phoebe chews her hair? |
| [16:18.000] | |
| [16:18.020] | Don't listen to him. I think it's endearing. |
| [16:21.360] | Oh,you do,do you? |
| [16:29.800] | There's nothing wrong with speaking correctly. |
| [16:33.340] | Indeed there isn't. |
| [16:38.110] | I should get back to work. |
| [16:40.040] | Otherwise someone might get what they ordered. |
| [16:45.880] | The hair comes out and the gloves come off. |
| [17:04.270] | Ever go out with a guy your friends really like? |
| [17:08.240] | No. |
| [17:12.340] | I'm going out with a guy my friends really like. |
| [17:15.810] | Are we talking about the coyotes here? |
| [17:19.050] | All right! A cow got through. |
| [17:23.590] | Can you believe it? |
| [17:25.060] | It's just,you know what? |
| [17:26.920] | I just don't feel the "thing." |
| [17:29.930] | They feel the thing. I don't feel it. |
| [17:32.760] | Honey,you should always feel the thing. |
| [17:40.200] | If that's how you feel about the guy, dump him. |
| [17:43.810] | - It's gonna be really hard. - He'll get over it. - |
| [17:47.440] | No,he'll be fine. It's the other five I'm worried about. |
| [17:52.750] | - Don't you respect your body? - Don't you see what you're doing? - |
| [17:57.000] | |
| [17:57.020] | I've had it with your cancer, emphysema and heart disease. |
| [18:01.000] | |
| [18:01.360] | The bottom line is,smoking is cool, and you know it. |
| [18:09.100] | Alan wants to speak to you. |
| [18:11.100] | Really? He does? |
| [18:14.240] | Hey,buddy! What's up? |
| [18:18.380] | She told you about that,huh? |
| [18:21.310] | Well,yeah. I have one now and then. Well,yeah,now. |
| [18:26.350] | It's not that |
| [18:30.190] | Well,that's true. |
| [18:34.460] | Gee,you know,no one's ever put it like that before. |
| [18:38.860] | Well,okay. Thanks. |
| [18:51.280] | God,he's good. |
| [18:54.110] | - If only he were a woman. - Yeah. - |
| [19:03.020] | Lamb Chop! |
| [19:04.420] | How old is that sock? |
| [19:07.930] | If I had a sock on my hand for 30 years,it'd be talking too. |
| [19:14.130] | I think it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch. |
| [19:22.240] | - Where's Joey? - Joey ate my last stick of gum.. - |
| [19:25.240] | so I killed him. |
| [19:27.780] | Do you think that was wrong? |
| [19:31.420] | - I think he's across the hall. - Thanks. - |
| [19:34.690] | There you go. |
| [19:37.150] | I'm alive with pleasure now. |
| [19:40.260] | Phoebe,do you want the rest of that Pop-Tart? |
| [19:45.230] | Does anyone want the rest of this Pop-Tart? |
| [19:49.600] | Hey,I might. |
| [19:51.770] | I'm sorry. |
| [19:54.040] | The soda people gave me $7000 for the thumb. |
| [19:59.880] | And on my way over here I stepped in gum. |
| [20:03.780] | What is up with the universe? |
| [20:06.220] | - What's going on? - It's just nice when we're together. - |
| [20:10.520] | It's nicer when everyone gets to wear underwear. |
| [20:24.300] | Please,guys,we have to talk. |
| [20:26.640] | Wait! I'm getting a deja vu. |
| [20:29.570] | No,I'm not. |
| [20:33.480] | - We have to talk. - There it is! |
| [20:39.150] | Okay,it's about Alan. |
| [20:41.150] | Speaking of which,tell him we're on for the Renaissance Fair. |
| [20:45.000] | |
| [20:45.890] | Before you get into that, there's something you should know. |
| [20:50.000] | |
| [20:50.760] | There's really no easy way to say this. |
| [20:55.900] | I've decided to break up with Alan. |
| [21:02.770] | Is there somebody else? |
| [21:07.340] | No,it's just.. |
| [21:09.450] | you know,things change. People change. |
| [21:12.580] | We didn't change. |
| [21:17.190] | So that's it? It's over? |
| [21:20.760] | Just like that? |
| [21:24.000] | You let your guard down. You start to care about someone,and.. |
| [21:32.000] | |
| [21:32.270] | - I can go on pretending - Okay! - |
| [21:34.640] | No. |
| [21:35.910] | That wouldn't be fair to me,Alan, or to you. |
| [21:39.240] | Well,who wants fair? |
| [21:41.450] | I just want things back,you know, the way they were. |
| [21:47.620] | - I'm sorry. - Oh,she's sorry. I feel better. - |
| [21:53.090] | I can't believe this! |
| [21:54.830] | With the holidays coming up. I wanted him to meet my family. |
| [22:00.000] | |
| [22:00.730] | I'll meet someone. There'll be other Alans. |
| [22:03.830] | Yeah,right! |
| [22:09.840] | - Are you guys gonna be okay? - We'll be fine. - |
| [22:13.610] | We're just gonna need a little time. |
| [22:17.150] | I understand. |
| [22:24.020] | - Wow. - I'm really sorry. - Wow - |
| [22:26.690] | Yeah,I mean,I'm sorry too. |
| [22:30.030] | - But I'm a little relieved. - Relieved? - |
| [22:33.560] | Yeah,well,I mean, I had a great time with you. |
| [22:37.770] | I just can't stand your friends. |
| [22:46.480] | Remember when we went to Central Park and rented boats? |
| [22:51.000] | |
| [22:51.920] | That was fun. |
| [22:55.150] | He could row like a Viking. |
| [23:06.460] | So how'd it go? |
| [23:09.330] | You know. |
| [23:11.270] | Did he mention us? |
| [23:17.670] | He says he's really gonna miss you guys. |
| [23:27.080] | - Rough day,huh? - You have no idea. - |
| [23:29.820] | Come here. |
| [23:34.730] | - That's it. I'm getting cigarettes. - No! - No! |
| [23:37.460] | I don't care! I'm weak! |
| [23:42.070] | If you never smoke again, I'll give you $7000. |
| [00:04.680] | Hi, guys. Hey, Phoebe. |
| [00:06.580] | How did it go? Not so good. |
| [00:09.050] | He walked me home and said, " Let' s do this again." |
| [00:13.190] | He said," Let' s do this again." That' s good, right? |
| [00:16.390] | Translated," Let' s do this again" means," You' ll never see me naked." |
| [00:22.000] | |
| [00:22.830] | Since when? |
| [00:24.540] | Since always. It' s, like, dating language. |
| [00:27.910] | Like," It' s not you" means," It is you." |
| [00:32.510] | " You' re nice" means," I' ll be dating alcoholics.. " |
| [00:36.380] | and complaining about them to you." |
| [00:39.480] | " We should see other people" means: " |
| [00:42.220] | " Haha, I already am!" " |
| [00:45.390] | Everybody knows this? |
| [00:47.790] | Cushions the blow. |
| [00:49.130] | Like your parents putting the dog to sleep.. |
| [00:51.600] | and saying it went to a farm. |
| [00:54.130] | That' s funny. Because our parents actually did.. |
| [01:01.610] | Ross? |
| [01:04.540] | Hello! The Milner' s farm in Connecticut? |
| [01:07.510] | The Milners had this unbelievable farm. |
| [01:10.120] | They had horses and rabbits to chase. |
| [01:12.880] | And it was.. |
| [01:17.390] | Oh, my God! ChiChi! |
| [01:22.030] | The One With the Thumb |
| [02:12.710] | How does it feel knowing you' re about to die? |
| [02:15.850] | Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over. |
| [02:19.350] | But you' ll live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die. |
| [02:25.000] | |
| [02:25.390] | That was really good! |
| [02:27.830] | Thanks. Let' s keep going. |
| [02:29.690] | So, what do you want from me, Dimon? Huh? |
| [02:36.130] | I just wanna go back to my cell, because in my cell I can smoke. |
| [02:40.000] | |
| [02:40.370] | Smoke away! |
| [02:55.320] | I think this is why Dimon smokes in his cell alone. |
| [02:59.820] | What? Relax your hand. |
| [03:02.130] | Let your wrist go. |
| [03:04.130] | Not so much! |
| [03:07.130] | All right. Now take a puff. |
| [03:13.640] | Give it to me. I' m not giving you a cigarette. |
| [03:21.080] | Now, don' t think of it as a cigarette. |
| [03:24.280] | Think of it as the thing that has been missing from your hand. |
| [03:29.000] | |
| [03:29.090] | When you hold it, you feel right. |
| [03:31.690] | You feel complete. |
| [03:33.420] | You miss it? No, not so much. |
| [03:37.400] | All right. Now we smoke. |
| [03:42.600] | Oh, my God! |
| [03:45.940] | Give me that! No. You' ve got options. |
| [03:48.040] | You can smoke like this: |
| [03:49.840] | Chandler Or hold it in your mouth. |
| [03:52.280] | Give me the cigarette! |
| [03:53.880] | You try. Thank you. |
| [03:55.580] | Okay, how' s this? |
| [04:00.350] | Okay, that' s not bad. |
| [04:02.790] | All right, when you' re finished, it' s cool if you flick it. |
| [04:08.730] | All right, you keep practicing.. |
| [04:12.100] | and I' ll go put out the sofa. |
| [04:18.670] | I thought it was foot size. |
| [04:21.110] | No. It' s the distance from the tip of a guy' s thumb.. |
| [04:25.140] | to the tip of his index finger. |
| [04:33.120] | That' s ridiculous. |
| [04:36.420] | Can I use either thumb? |
| [04:39.590] | I' d rather go with the foot theory. |
| [04:42.030] | All right. Don' t tell me. |
| [04:45.730] | Decaf cappuccino for Joey. |
| [04:50.600] | Coffee, black. |
| [04:53.270] | Latte. |
| [04:56.610] | And an iced tea. |
| [04:58.610] | I' m getting good at this. Excellent! |
| [05:01.850] | Good for me! |
| [05:17.030] | You okay, Phoebe? It' s not worth |
| [05:19.860] | It' s my bank. |
| [05:21.570] | What did they do? It' s nothing |
| [05:24.040] | I get my mail and open their monthly " statement." |
| [05:27.870] | Easy! |
| [05:31.340] | And there' s 500 extra in my account. |
| [05:34.710] | Satan' s minions at work again! |
| [05:38.220] | Now I have to go deal with them |
| [05:40.890] | What are you talking about? Keep it! It' s not mine. |
| [05:45.090] | If I kept it, I' d be stealing. |
| [05:47.130] | But if you spent it, it would be like shopping. |
| [05:52.730] | Say I bought a great pair of shoes. |
| [05:55.530] | Know what I' d hear with every step? " Not mine. Not mine. Not mine." |
| [06:00.000] | |
| [06:00.710] | Even if I was happy and skipping, I' d hear: |
| [06:04.180] | " Notnot mine. Notnot mine." " |
| [06:07.110] | We' re with you. We got it. |
| [06:10.010] | I' d never be able to enjoy it. It' d be this giant karmic debt. |
| [06:14.290] | Chandler, what are you doing? |
| [06:16.890] | What are you doing? |
| [06:21.260] | Oh, gross! |
| [06:24.300] | What is this? I' m smoking! |
| [06:27.030] | You' ve been so good for three years! |
| [06:29.770] | And this is my reward. |
| [06:33.670] | Think about what you went through when you quit. |
| [06:37.080] | Forget about you. Think about what we went through! |
| [06:40.850] | So this time I won' t quit. |
| [06:43.280] | Put it out! I' m putting it out! |
| [06:48.550] | I can' t drink this now. |
| [06:54.930] | I' m gonna go. I' ve got a date. |
| [06:57.200] | With Alan again? How' s it going? |
| [06:59.860] | It' s going pretty good. It' s nice and we' re having fun. |
| [07:04.200] | When do we get to meet him? |
| [07:06.270] | Let' s see, it' s Monday.. |
| [07:08.340] | Never. Come on! |
| [07:10.210] | Not after what happened with Steve. |
| [07:12.540] | What do you mean? We love Steve. Steve was sexy! |
| [07:20.120] | Sorry. |
| [07:21.320] | I don' t know how I feel yet. Let me figure it out. |
| [07:24.590] | Then can we meet him? |
| [07:26.620] | No. |
| [07:27.830] | Sorry. |
| [07:31.860] | Joey. Let it go. |
| [07:38.740] | Why should they meet him? |
| [07:40.470] | I bring a guy home and they' re like.. |
| [07:43.740] | coyotes picking off the weak members of the herd. |
| [07:47.880] | Listen, as someone who' s seen more than her share of bad beef.. |
| [07:52.000] | |
| [07:52.480] | I' ll tell you, that is not such a terrible thing. |
| [07:56.490] | Your friends are just looking after you. |
| [07:59.190] | I wish that once I' d date a guy they liked. |
| [08:02.730] | You realize the odds of that happening are slimmer.. |
| [08:06.530] | if they never get to meet the guy. I know. |
| [08:10.300] | Can' t I whimper a little bit? Whimper. |
| [08:15.470] | Okay, I' m done. |
| [08:18.780] | Let it go, Ross. |
| [08:20.750] | You didn' t know ChiChi. |
| [08:26.550] | Do you all promise? We promise. |
| [08:29.550] | We' ll be good. |
| [08:30.790] | Chandler, do you promise to be good? |
| [08:41.500] | You can come in, but your filtertip buddy stays outside! |
| [08:55.350] | " Dear Ms. Buffay. Thank you for calling. |
| [08:58.650] | We' ve credited you 500. We' re sorry for the inconvenience.. |
| [09:03.000] | |
| [09:03.090] | and hope you' ll accept this football phone.. |
| [09:09.260] | as our gift." Do you believe it? |
| [09:11.630] | Now I have 1000 and a football phone. |
| [09:16.400] | What bank is this? |
| [09:19.670] | Okay, it' s him. |
| [09:23.370] | Who is it? Alan. |
| [09:24.780] | Chandler! He' s here! |
| [09:29.610] | Do I look okay? |
| [09:31.380] | One more button. |
| [09:33.020] | Closed! How about closed? |
| [09:36.000] | I didn' t know. Yeah. |
| [09:39.320] | Please be good. |
| [09:41.260] | Remember how much you all like me? |
| [09:45.630] | Alan, this is everybody. Everybody, this is Alan. |
| [10:04.050] | I' ll call you tomorrow. Thanks. |
| [10:10.620] | Let' s let the Alanbashing begin. |
| [10:14.000] | Who' s gonna take the first shot? |
| [10:17.730] | Come on! |
| [10:19.930] | I' ll go. |
| [10:26.540] | I' m sorry, I can' t do this. We loved him. |
| [10:30.040] | We loved him! |
| [10:32.110] | Wait! We' re talking about someone I' m going out with? |
| [10:36.050] | That pimento trick! |
| [10:37.720] | I' ll never look at an olive the same way again. |
| [10:41.220] | And did you notice? |
| [10:47.890] | Know what was great? His smile was crooked. |
| [10:51.100] | Yes! Like the man in the shoe! What shoe? |
| [10:56.400] | From the rhyme. |
| [10:58.040] | There was a man With a crooked smile |
| [11:00.100] | Who lived in a shoe For a while |
| [11:06.180] | So I think Alan.. |
| [11:08.650] | is the yardstick by which future boyfriends will be measured. |
| [11:13.000] | |
| [11:13.020] | Future boyfriends? |
| [11:14.420] | I think this could be " it." Really? |
| [11:17.890] | I' d marry him for his David Hasselhoff impression alone. |
| [11:28.400] | Know what I like most? What? |
| [11:31.740] | The way he makes me feel about myself. |
| [11:57.260] | How was the game? |
| [11:59.530] | Well.. |
| [12:01.200] | We won! |
| [12:04.640] | Fantastic! Question. How is that possible? |
| [12:08.440] | Alan. He was unbelievable! |
| [12:10.910] | Like the cartoon where Bugs Bunny plays every position. |
| [12:13.000] | |
| [12:14.810] | It was first base, Alan. Second base, Alan.. |
| [12:22.450] | It was like he made us into a team. |
| [12:25.490] | We sure showed those Hasidic jewelers a thing or two about softball. |
| [12:31.000] | |
| [12:31.530] | Can I ask a question? |
| [12:33.600] | Do you think Alan is sometimes.. |
| [12:36.130] | What? |
| [12:37.330] | I don' t know. A little too " Alan"? |
| [12:40.170] | Oh, no. Not possible. You can never be too " Alan." |
| [12:43.910] | It' s his innate " Alanness" that we adore. |
| [12:48.910] | I, personally, could have a gallon of Alan. |
| [12:59.360] | Hey, Lizzy. Hey, weird girl. |
| [13:02.760] | I brought alphabet soup. |
| [13:05.430] | I left in the Y' s. Because," sometimes Y." |
| [13:09.770] | And something else. Saltines? |
| [13:12.340] | No, 1000 and a football phone. |
| [13:15.370] | What? shen me? |
| [13:17.680] | Oh, my God! |
| [13:19.540] | There' s really money in here. I know. |
| [13:22.480] | What are you doing? |
| [13:24.380] | I want you to have it. I don' t want it. |
| [13:28.220] | I have to give you something. No, you don' t |
| [13:31.520] | Do you want my tinfoil hat? No, you need that. |
| [13:35.330] | It' s okay. Thanks. Let me do something. |
| [13:39.600] | I' ll tell you what. Buy me a soda and we' re even. Okay? |
| [13:44.000] | |
| [13:44.600] | Okay. Okay. |
| [14:47.730] | Keep the change. |
| [14:49.930] | Thanks, Lizzy. |
| [14:51.170] | Want a pretzel? |
| [14:52.600] | No, I' m fine. Thanks. See you. |
| [15:03.550] | A thumb? |
| [15:07.050] | I know. There it was, just floating.. |
| [15:10.320] | like this tiny little hitchhiker. |
| [15:14.690] | Maybe it' s a contest. Like " collect all five." |
| [15:24.700] | Don' t do that. Come on! |
| [15:26.500] | It' s worse than the thumb. |
| [15:30.410] | This is so unfair. Why is it unfair? |
| [15:33.410] | So I have a flaw! Big deal! |
| [15:36.410] | Joey' s knucklecracking isn' t annoying? |
| [15:39.250] | Ross, overpronouncing every word. |
| [15:41.620] | Monica, who snorts when she laughs. I mean, what the hell is that thing? |
| [15:48.000] | |
| [15:48.190] | I accept those flaws. Why can' t you accept me for this? |
| [15:58.700] | Does the knucklecracking bother everybody, or just him? |
| [16:05.780] | I could live without it. |
| [16:10.410] | Is it a little annoying? Or is it like when Phoebe chews her hair? |
| [16:18.000] | |
| [16:18.020] | Don' t listen to him. I think it' s endearing. |
| [16:21.360] | Oh, you do, do you? |
| [16:29.800] | There' s nothing wrong with speaking correctly. |
| [16:33.340] | Indeed there isn' t. |
| [16:38.110] | I should get back to work. |
| [16:40.040] | Otherwise someone might get what they ordered. |
| [16:45.880] | The hair comes out and the gloves come off. |
| [17:04.270] | Ever go out with a guy your friends really like? |
| [17:08.240] | No. |
| [17:12.340] | I' m going out with a guy my friends really like. |
| [17:15.810] | Are we talking about the coyotes here? |
| [17:19.050] | All right! A cow got through. |
| [17:23.590] | Can you believe it? |
| [17:25.060] | It' s just, you know what? |
| [17:26.920] | I just don' t feel the " thing." |
| [17:29.930] | They feel the thing. I don' t feel it. |
| [17:32.760] | Honey, you should always feel the thing. |
| [17:40.200] | If that' s how you feel about the guy, dump him. |
| [17:43.810] | It' s gonna be really hard. He' ll get over it. |
| [17:47.440] | No, he' ll be fine. It' s the other five I' m worried about. |
| [17:52.750] | Don' t you respect your body? Don' t you see what you' re doing? |
| [17:57.000] | |
| [17:57.020] | I' ve had it with your cancer, emphysema and heart disease. |
| [18:01.000] | |
| [18:01.360] | The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it. |
| [18:09.100] | Alan wants to speak to you. |
| [18:11.100] | Really? He does? |
| [18:14.240] | Hey, buddy! What' s up? |
| [18:18.380] | She told you about that, huh? |
| [18:21.310] | Well, yeah. I have one now and then. Well, yeah, now. |
| [18:26.350] | It' s not that |
| [18:30.190] | Well, that' s true. |
| [18:34.460] | Gee, you know, no one' s ever put it like that before. |
| [18:38.860] | Well, okay. Thanks. |
| [18:51.280] | God, he' s good. |
| [18:54.110] | If only he were a woman. Yeah. |
| [19:03.020] | Lamb Chop! |
| [19:04.420] | How old is that sock? |
| [19:07.930] | If I had a sock on my hand for 30 years, it' d be talking too. |
| [19:14.130] | I think it' s time to change somebody' s nicotine patch. |
| [19:22.240] | Where' s Joey? Joey ate my last stick of gum.. |
| [19:25.240] | so I killed him. |
| [19:27.780] | Do you think that was wrong? |
| [19:31.420] | I think he' s across the hall. Thanks. |
| [19:34.690] | There you go. |
| [19:37.150] | I' m alive with pleasure now. |
| [19:40.260] | Phoebe, do you want the rest of that PopTart? |
| [19:45.230] | Does anyone want the rest of this PopTart? |
| [19:49.600] | Hey, I might. |
| [19:51.770] | I' m sorry. |
| [19:54.040] | The soda people gave me 7000 for the thumb. |
| [19:59.880] | And on my way over here I stepped in gum. |
| [20:03.780] | What is up with the universe? |
| [20:06.220] | What' s going on? It' s just nice when we' re together. |
| [20:10.520] | It' s nicer when everyone gets to wear underwear. |
| [20:24.300] | Please, guys, we have to talk. |
| [20:26.640] | Wait! I' m getting a deja vu. |
| [20:29.570] | No, I' m not. |
| [20:33.480] | We have to talk. There it is! |
| [20:39.150] | Okay, it' s about Alan. |
| [20:41.150] | Speaking of which, tell him we' re on for the Renaissance Fair. |
| [20:45.000] | |
| [20:45.890] | Before you get into that, there' s something you should know. |
| [20:50.000] | |
| [20:50.760] | There' s really no easy way to say this. |
| [20:55.900] | I' ve decided to break up with Alan. |
| [21:02.770] | Is there somebody else? |
| [21:07.340] | No, it' s just.. |
| [21:09.450] | you know, things change. People change. |
| [21:12.580] | We didn' t change. |
| [21:17.190] | So that' s it? It' s over? |
| [21:20.760] | Just like that? |
| [21:24.000] | You let your guard down. You start to care about someone, and.. |
| [21:32.000] | |
| [21:32.270] | I can go on pretending Okay! |
| [21:34.640] | No. |
| [21:35.910] | That wouldn' t be fair to me, Alan, or to you. |
| [21:39.240] | Well, who wants fair? |
| [21:41.450] | I just want things back, you know, the way they were. |
| [21:47.620] | I' m sorry. Oh, she' s sorry. I feel better. |
| [21:53.090] | I can' t believe this! |
| [21:54.830] | With the holidays coming up. I wanted him to meet my family. |
| [22:00.000] | |
| [22:00.730] | I' ll meet someone. There' ll be other Alans. |
| [22:03.830] | Yeah, right! |
| [22:09.840] | Are you guys gonna be okay? We' ll be fine. |
| [22:13.610] | We' re just gonna need a little time. |
| [22:17.150] | I understand. |
| [22:24.020] | Wow. I' m really sorry. Wow |
| [22:26.690] | Yeah, I mean, I' m sorry too. |
| [22:30.030] | But I' m a little relieved. Relieved? |
| [22:33.560] | Yeah, well, I mean, I had a great time with you. |
| [22:37.770] | I just can' t stand your friends. |
| [22:46.480] | Remember when we went to Central Park and rented boats? |
| [22:51.000] | |
| [22:51.920] | That was fun. |
| [22:55.150] | He could row like a Viking. |
| [23:06.460] | So how' d it go? |
| [23:09.330] | You know. |
| [23:11.270] | Did he mention us? |
| [23:17.670] | He says he' s really gonna miss you guys. |
| [23:27.080] | Rough day, huh? You have no idea. |
| [23:29.820] | Come here. |
| [23:34.730] | That' s it. I' m getting cigarettes. No! No! |
| [23:37.460] | I don' t care! I' m weak! |
| [23:42.070] | If you never smoke again, I' ll give you 7000. |
| [00:04.680] | Hi, guys. Hey, Phoebe. |
| [00:06.580] | How did it go? Not so good. |
| [00:09.050] | He walked me home and said, " Let' s do this again." |
| [00:13.190] | He said," Let' s do this again." That' s good, right? |
| [00:16.390] | Translated," Let' s do this again" means," You' ll never see me naked." |
| [00:22.000] | |
| [00:22.830] | Since when? |
| [00:24.540] | Since always. It' s, like, dating language. |
| [00:27.910] | Like," It' s not you" means," It is you." |
| [00:32.510] | " You' re nice" means," I' ll be dating alcoholics.. " |
| [00:36.380] | and complaining about them to you." |
| [00:39.480] | " We should see other people" means: " |
| [00:42.220] | " Haha, I already am!" " |
| [00:45.390] | Everybody knows this? |
| [00:47.790] | Cushions the blow. |
| [00:49.130] | Like your parents putting the dog to sleep.. |
| [00:51.600] | and saying it went to a farm. |
| [00:54.130] | That' s funny. Because our parents actually did.. |
| [01:01.610] | Ross? |
| [01:04.540] | Hello! The Milner' s farm in Connecticut? |
| [01:07.510] | The Milners had this unbelievable farm. |
| [01:10.120] | They had horses and rabbits to chase. |
| [01:12.880] | And it was.. |
| [01:17.390] | Oh, my God! ChiChi! |
| [01:22.030] | The One With the Thumb |
| [02:12.710] | How does it feel knowing you' re about to die? |
| [02:15.850] | Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over. |
| [02:19.350] | But you' ll live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die. |
| [02:25.000] | |
| [02:25.390] | That was really good! |
| [02:27.830] | Thanks. Let' s keep going. |
| [02:29.690] | So, what do you want from me, Dimon? Huh? |
| [02:36.130] | I just wanna go back to my cell, because in my cell I can smoke. |
| [02:40.000] | |
| [02:40.370] | Smoke away! |
| [02:55.320] | I think this is why Dimon smokes in his cell alone. |
| [02:59.820] | What? Relax your hand. |
| [03:02.130] | Let your wrist go. |
| [03:04.130] | Not so much! |
| [03:07.130] | All right. Now take a puff. |
| [03:13.640] | Give it to me. I' m not giving you a cigarette. |
| [03:21.080] | Now, don' t think of it as a cigarette. |
| [03:24.280] | Think of it as the thing that has been missing from your hand. |
| [03:29.000] | |
| [03:29.090] | When you hold it, you feel right. |
| [03:31.690] | You feel complete. |
| [03:33.420] | You miss it? No, not so much. |
| [03:37.400] | All right. Now we smoke. |
| [03:42.600] | Oh, my God! |
| [03:45.940] | Give me that! No. You' ve got options. |
| [03:48.040] | You can smoke like this: |
| [03:49.840] | Chandler Or hold it in your mouth. |
| [03:52.280] | Give me the cigarette! |
| [03:53.880] | You try. Thank you. |
| [03:55.580] | Okay, how' s this? |
| [04:00.350] | Okay, that' s not bad. |
| [04:02.790] | All right, when you' re finished, it' s cool if you flick it. |
| [04:08.730] | All right, you keep practicing.. |
| [04:12.100] | and I' ll go put out the sofa. |
| [04:18.670] | I thought it was foot size. |
| [04:21.110] | No. It' s the distance from the tip of a guy' s thumb.. |
| [04:25.140] | to the tip of his index finger. |
| [04:33.120] | That' s ridiculous. |
| [04:36.420] | Can I use either thumb? |
| [04:39.590] | I' d rather go with the foot theory. |
| [04:42.030] | All right. Don' t tell me. |
| [04:45.730] | Decaf cappuccino for Joey. |
| [04:50.600] | Coffee, black. |
| [04:53.270] | Latte. |
| [04:56.610] | And an iced tea. |
| [04:58.610] | I' m getting good at this. Excellent! |
| [05:01.850] | Good for me! |
| [05:17.030] | You okay, Phoebe? It' s not worth |
| [05:19.860] | It' s my bank. |
| [05:21.570] | What did they do? It' s nothing |
| [05:24.040] | I get my mail and open their monthly " statement." |
| [05:27.870] | Easy! |
| [05:31.340] | And there' s 500 extra in my account. |
| [05:34.710] | Satan' s minions at work again! |
| [05:38.220] | Now I have to go deal with them |
| [05:40.890] | What are you talking about? Keep it! It' s not mine. |
| [05:45.090] | If I kept it, I' d be stealing. |
| [05:47.130] | But if you spent it, it would be like shopping. |
| [05:52.730] | Say I bought a great pair of shoes. |
| [05:55.530] | Know what I' d hear with every step? " Not mine. Not mine. Not mine." |
| [06:00.000] | |
| [06:00.710] | Even if I was happy and skipping, I' d hear: |
| [06:04.180] | " Notnot mine. Notnot mine." " |
| [06:07.110] | We' re with you. We got it. |
| [06:10.010] | I' d never be able to enjoy it. It' d be this giant karmic debt. |
| [06:14.290] | Chandler, what are you doing? |
| [06:16.890] | What are you doing? |
| [06:21.260] | Oh, gross! |
| [06:24.300] | What is this? I' m smoking! |
| [06:27.030] | You' ve been so good for three years! |
| [06:29.770] | And this is my reward. |
| [06:33.670] | Think about what you went through when you quit. |
| [06:37.080] | Forget about you. Think about what we went through! |
| [06:40.850] | So this time I won' t quit. |
| [06:43.280] | Put it out! I' m putting it out! |
| [06:48.550] | I can' t drink this now. |
| [06:54.930] | I' m gonna go. I' ve got a date. |
| [06:57.200] | With Alan again? How' s it going? |
| [06:59.860] | It' s going pretty good. It' s nice and we' re having fun. |
| [07:04.200] | When do we get to meet him? |
| [07:06.270] | Let' s see, it' s Monday.. |
| [07:08.340] | Never. Come on! |
| [07:10.210] | Not after what happened with Steve. |
| [07:12.540] | What do you mean? We love Steve. Steve was sexy! |
| [07:20.120] | Sorry. |
| [07:21.320] | I don' t know how I feel yet. Let me figure it out. |
| [07:24.590] | Then can we meet him? |
| [07:26.620] | No. |
| [07:27.830] | Sorry. |
| [07:31.860] | Joey. Let it go. |
| [07:38.740] | Why should they meet him? |
| [07:40.470] | I bring a guy home and they' re like.. |
| [07:43.740] | coyotes picking off the weak members of the herd. |
| [07:47.880] | Listen, as someone who' s seen more than her share of bad beef.. |
| [07:52.000] | |
| [07:52.480] | I' ll tell you, that is not such a terrible thing. |
| [07:56.490] | Your friends are just looking after you. |
| [07:59.190] | I wish that once I' d date a guy they liked. |
| [08:02.730] | You realize the odds of that happening are slimmer.. |
| [08:06.530] | if they never get to meet the guy. I know. |
| [08:10.300] | Can' t I whimper a little bit? Whimper. |
| [08:15.470] | Okay, I' m done. |
| [08:18.780] | Let it go, Ross. |
| [08:20.750] | You didn' t know ChiChi. |
| [08:26.550] | Do you all promise? We promise. |
| [08:29.550] | We' ll be good. |
| [08:30.790] | Chandler, do you promise to be good? |
| [08:41.500] | You can come in, but your filtertip buddy stays outside! |
| [08:55.350] | " Dear Ms. Buffay. Thank you for calling. |
| [08:58.650] | We' ve credited you 500. We' re sorry for the inconvenience.. |
| [09:03.000] | |
| [09:03.090] | and hope you' ll accept this football phone.. |
| [09:09.260] | as our gift." Do you believe it? |
| [09:11.630] | Now I have 1000 and a football phone. |
| [09:16.400] | What bank is this? |
| [09:19.670] | Okay, it' s him. |
| [09:23.370] | Who is it? Alan. |
| [09:24.780] | Chandler! He' s here! |
| [09:29.610] | Do I look okay? |
| [09:31.380] | One more button. |
| [09:33.020] | Closed! How about closed? |
| [09:36.000] | I didn' t know. Yeah. |
| [09:39.320] | Please be good. |
| [09:41.260] | Remember how much you all like me? |
| [09:45.630] | Alan, this is everybody. Everybody, this is Alan. |
| [10:04.050] | I' ll call you tomorrow. Thanks. |
| [10:10.620] | Let' s let the Alanbashing begin. |
| [10:14.000] | Who' s gonna take the first shot? |
| [10:17.730] | Come on! |
| [10:19.930] | I' ll go. |
| [10:26.540] | I' m sorry, I can' t do this. We loved him. |
| [10:30.040] | We loved him! |
| [10:32.110] | Wait! We' re talking about someone I' m going out with? |
| [10:36.050] | That pimento trick! |
| [10:37.720] | I' ll never look at an olive the same way again. |
| [10:41.220] | And did you notice? |
| [10:47.890] | Know what was great? His smile was crooked. |
| [10:51.100] | Yes! Like the man in the shoe! What shoe? |
| [10:56.400] | From the rhyme. |
| [10:58.040] | There was a man With a crooked smile |
| [11:00.100] | Who lived in a shoe For a while |
| [11:06.180] | So I think Alan.. |
| [11:08.650] | is the yardstick by which future boyfriends will be measured. |
| [11:13.000] | |
| [11:13.020] | Future boyfriends? |
| [11:14.420] | I think this could be " it." Really? |
| [11:17.890] | I' d marry him for his David Hasselhoff impression alone. |
| [11:28.400] | Know what I like most? What? |
| [11:31.740] | The way he makes me feel about myself. |
| [11:57.260] | How was the game? |
| [11:59.530] | Well.. |
| [12:01.200] | We won! |
| [12:04.640] | Fantastic! Question. How is that possible? |
| [12:08.440] | Alan. He was unbelievable! |
| [12:10.910] | Like the cartoon where Bugs Bunny plays every position. |
| [12:13.000] | |
| [12:14.810] | It was first base, Alan. Second base, Alan.. |
| [12:22.450] | It was like he made us into a team. |
| [12:25.490] | We sure showed those Hasidic jewelers a thing or two about softball. |
| [12:31.000] | |
| [12:31.530] | Can I ask a question? |
| [12:33.600] | Do you think Alan is sometimes.. |
| [12:36.130] | What? |
| [12:37.330] | I don' t know. A little too " Alan"? |
| [12:40.170] | Oh, no. Not possible. You can never be too " Alan." |
| [12:43.910] | It' s his innate " Alanness" that we adore. |
| [12:48.910] | I, personally, could have a gallon of Alan. |
| [12:59.360] | Hey, Lizzy. Hey, weird girl. |
| [13:02.760] | I brought alphabet soup. |
| [13:05.430] | I left in the Y' s. Because," sometimes Y." |
| [13:09.770] | And something else. Saltines? |
| [13:12.340] | No, 1000 and a football phone. |
| [13:15.370] | What? shén me? |
| [13:17.680] | Oh, my God! |
| [13:19.540] | There' s really money in here. I know. |
| [13:22.480] | What are you doing? |
| [13:24.380] | I want you to have it. I don' t want it. |
| [13:28.220] | I have to give you something. No, you don' t |
| [13:31.520] | Do you want my tinfoil hat? No, you need that. |
| [13:35.330] | It' s okay. Thanks. Let me do something. |
| [13:39.600] | I' ll tell you what. Buy me a soda and we' re even. Okay? |
| [13:44.000] | |
| [13:44.600] | Okay. Okay. |
| [14:47.730] | Keep the change. |
| [14:49.930] | Thanks, Lizzy. |
| [14:51.170] | Want a pretzel? |
| [14:52.600] | No, I' m fine. Thanks. See you. |
| [15:03.550] | A thumb? |
| [15:07.050] | I know. There it was, just floating.. |
| [15:10.320] | like this tiny little hitchhiker. |
| [15:14.690] | Maybe it' s a contest. Like " collect all five." |
| [15:24.700] | Don' t do that. Come on! |
| [15:26.500] | It' s worse than the thumb. |
| [15:30.410] | This is so unfair. Why is it unfair? |
| [15:33.410] | So I have a flaw! Big deal! |
| [15:36.410] | Joey' s knucklecracking isn' t annoying? |
| [15:39.250] | Ross, overpronouncing every word. |
| [15:41.620] | Monica, who snorts when she laughs. I mean, what the hell is that thing? |
| [15:48.000] | |
| [15:48.190] | I accept those flaws. Why can' t you accept me for this? |
| [15:58.700] | Does the knucklecracking bother everybody, or just him? |
| [16:05.780] | I could live without it. |
| [16:10.410] | Is it a little annoying? Or is it like when Phoebe chews her hair? |
| [16:18.000] | |
| [16:18.020] | Don' t listen to him. I think it' s endearing. |
| [16:21.360] | Oh, you do, do you? |
| [16:29.800] | There' s nothing wrong with speaking correctly. |
| [16:33.340] | Indeed there isn' t. |
| [16:38.110] | I should get back to work. |
| [16:40.040] | Otherwise someone might get what they ordered. |
| [16:45.880] | The hair comes out and the gloves come off. |
| [17:04.270] | Ever go out with a guy your friends really like? |
| [17:08.240] | No. |
| [17:12.340] | I' m going out with a guy my friends really like. |
| [17:15.810] | Are we talking about the coyotes here? |
| [17:19.050] | All right! A cow got through. |
| [17:23.590] | Can you believe it? |
| [17:25.060] | It' s just, you know what? |
| [17:26.920] | I just don' t feel the " thing." |
| [17:29.930] | They feel the thing. I don' t feel it. |
| [17:32.760] | Honey, you should always feel the thing. |
| [17:40.200] | If that' s how you feel about the guy, dump him. |
| [17:43.810] | It' s gonna be really hard. He' ll get over it. |
| [17:47.440] | No, he' ll be fine. It' s the other five I' m worried about. |
| [17:52.750] | Don' t you respect your body? Don' t you see what you' re doing? |
| [17:57.000] | |
| [17:57.020] | I' ve had it with your cancer, emphysema and heart disease. |
| [18:01.000] | |
| [18:01.360] | The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it. |
| [18:09.100] | Alan wants to speak to you. |
| [18:11.100] | Really? He does? |
| [18:14.240] | Hey, buddy! What' s up? |
| [18:18.380] | She told you about that, huh? |
| [18:21.310] | Well, yeah. I have one now and then. Well, yeah, now. |
| [18:26.350] | It' s not that |
| [18:30.190] | Well, that' s true. |
| [18:34.460] | Gee, you know, no one' s ever put it like that before. |
| [18:38.860] | Well, okay. Thanks. |
| [18:51.280] | God, he' s good. |
| [18:54.110] | If only he were a woman. Yeah. |
| [19:03.020] | Lamb Chop! |
| [19:04.420] | How old is that sock? |
| [19:07.930] | If I had a sock on my hand for 30 years, it' d be talking too. |
| [19:14.130] | I think it' s time to change somebody' s nicotine patch. |
| [19:22.240] | Where' s Joey? Joey ate my last stick of gum.. |
| [19:25.240] | so I killed him. |
| [19:27.780] | Do you think that was wrong? |
| [19:31.420] | I think he' s across the hall. Thanks. |
| [19:34.690] | There you go. |
| [19:37.150] | I' m alive with pleasure now. |
| [19:40.260] | Phoebe, do you want the rest of that PopTart? |
| [19:45.230] | Does anyone want the rest of this PopTart? |
| [19:49.600] | Hey, I might. |
| [19:51.770] | I' m sorry. |
| [19:54.040] | The soda people gave me 7000 for the thumb. |
| [19:59.880] | And on my way over here I stepped in gum. |
| [20:03.780] | What is up with the universe? |
| [20:06.220] | What' s going on? It' s just nice when we' re together. |
| [20:10.520] | It' s nicer when everyone gets to wear underwear. |
| [20:24.300] | Please, guys, we have to talk. |
| [20:26.640] | Wait! I' m getting a deja vu. |
| [20:29.570] | No, I' m not. |
| [20:33.480] | We have to talk. There it is! |
| [20:39.150] | Okay, it' s about Alan. |
| [20:41.150] | Speaking of which, tell him we' re on for the Renaissance Fair. |
| [20:45.000] | |
| [20:45.890] | Before you get into that, there' s something you should know. |
| [20:50.000] | |
| [20:50.760] | There' s really no easy way to say this. |
| [20:55.900] | I' ve decided to break up with Alan. |
| [21:02.770] | Is there somebody else? |
| [21:07.340] | No, it' s just.. |
| [21:09.450] | you know, things change. People change. |
| [21:12.580] | We didn' t change. |
| [21:17.190] | So that' s it? It' s over? |
| [21:20.760] | Just like that? |
| [21:24.000] | You let your guard down. You start to care about someone, and.. |
| [21:32.000] | |
| [21:32.270] | I can go on pretending Okay! |
| [21:34.640] | No. |
| [21:35.910] | That wouldn' t be fair to me, Alan, or to you. |
| [21:39.240] | Well, who wants fair? |
| [21:41.450] | I just want things back, you know, the way they were. |
| [21:47.620] | I' m sorry. Oh, she' s sorry. I feel better. |
| [21:53.090] | I can' t believe this! |
| [21:54.830] | With the holidays coming up. I wanted him to meet my family. |
| [22:00.000] | |
| [22:00.730] | I' ll meet someone. There' ll be other Alans. |
| [22:03.830] | Yeah, right! |
| [22:09.840] | Are you guys gonna be okay? We' ll be fine. |
| [22:13.610] | We' re just gonna need a little time. |
| [22:17.150] | I understand. |
| [22:24.020] | Wow. I' m really sorry. Wow |
| [22:26.690] | Yeah, I mean, I' m sorry too. |
| [22:30.030] | But I' m a little relieved. Relieved? |
| [22:33.560] | Yeah, well, I mean, I had a great time with you. |
| [22:37.770] | I just can' t stand your friends. |
| [22:46.480] | Remember when we went to Central Park and rented boats? |
| [22:51.000] | |
| [22:51.920] | That was fun. |
| [22:55.150] | He could row like a Viking. |
| [23:06.460] | So how' d it go? |
| [23:09.330] | You know. |
| [23:11.270] | Did he mention us? |
| [23:17.670] | He says he' s really gonna miss you guys. |
| [23:27.080] | Rough day, huh? You have no idea. |
| [23:29.820] | Come here. |
| [23:34.730] | That' s it. I' m getting cigarettes. No! No! |
| [23:37.460] | I don' t care! I' m weak! |
| [23:42.070] | If you never smoke again, I' ll give you 7000. |
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