白宗巍坠楼 一
bai zong wei zhui lou yi Lyrics
| Song | 白宗巍坠楼 一 |
| Artist | 郭德纲 |
| Album | 郭德纲单口相声精品集 |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 伤情最是晚凉天，憔悴斯人不堪怜。邀酒催肠三杯醉，寻香惊梦五更寒。钗头凤斜卿有泪，徒迷花了我无缘。小楼寂寞心与月，也难如钩也难圆。! | |
| 感谢朋友们的光临。今天晚上呢，给大伙儿说一段长篇的单口相声，叫“白宗巍坠楼”。这个事情呢，是想当初发生在天津的一段真人真事儿，我们的相声大师张寿臣先生把这个事情丰富之后，整理成为长篇的单口相声，但是呢，很少有演员哪来说它，为什么呢？时间占得挺长，而且里边呢，这个头绪挺复杂，一环套一环，所以很长时间来呀没有人说这个节目。我们呢，也怕它失传了，所以尽量的呢，想把这类的作品，能够更多地呈现在舞台上，多多地保留一些这些传统的节目。 | |
| 这个长篇单口相声啊，跟评书有接近的地方。第一，篇幅比较长。有的时候啊，每天说这么一段儿，能说半个月一个月，在这一点上跟评书是一样的。区别在哪呢？可能喜剧的因素稍微多一点儿，啊，注重包袱，注重笑料。除此之外，两者差不多。评书，大家很熟悉，全国哪儿都有。一般来说呢，都是用普通话说的，但是各地也有这些个方言评书。比如说，到了山东，有山东评书。有位名家，刘彦广刘先生，山东评书的名家，说《燕子李三》说得好。说话呢，全都是山东方言（倒口）：“这燕子李三垫步拧腰噌上了房了”。山东话。四川有四川评书，啊，四川评书有意思，这个醒目的使用率稍微高一点，我听过，啊，你看我们这个很少拍，开始时候派，快结束了拍。四川评书在节目当中也经常用（倒口）“话说（拍一下醒目），刘备（拍一下醒目），关羽（拍一下醒目），张飞（拍一下醒目），赵云（拍一下醒目）”，跟烙烧饼的在一块儿上班儿。所以他们这个醒目的使用率非常的高。风格不一样但目的都是一样的，讲古比今，劝人向善，教人学好，不敢说是“高台教化”，但教人学好这是真的，没有说听完这个出去弄把刀劫道的，没有。 | |
| 咱们这个事情发生在什么时候呢？1927年10月12号，上午十点，有人说你这是胡说八道，评书一般来说没有这么准确。哎，这个是我们查过资料，查过档案，时间是没错的。就在这个时间，天津市旭街，就是现在的和平路上，有一个很大的建筑，叫中原公司，现在就是天津的百货大楼。那阵儿，这可是了不起的地方，人来人往，买什么的都有。中原公司的楼顶上边儿，尽上边这一层是屋顶花园，摆着一圈啊各种的盆花儿，这大盆儿，好几十斤，栽着各种的花儿，摆了一圈儿。靠墙这儿呢，有一个露天的电影的银幕，底下摆着一些个茶座。逛商场逛累了呢，跟这儿坐一会儿，要杯汽水啊，吃块儿点心啊，看看露天电影啊，休闲解闷。就在这些个看露天电影的人里边，有这么一位，三十四五岁的年纪，穿着一件大褂儿，浅灰色的长衫，看这人这气质啊，是个念书人，可瞧着呀，好像受什么刺激了，这俩眼没神，凝（NING4）了，这头发还挺乱，脸上还有伤，看这意思让人打了。这主儿跟这儿坐着将近三个小时了，也不说话，到最后，喊过伙计来，要过纸笔墨砚，刷刷点点，写了几行字儿。写好了，叠上，塞在怀里，从自己的座位上站起来，往边儿上走，手扶着这个凉台往下看，底下就是天津旭街，人来人往。瞧着瞧着，这主儿一撩大褂儿，踩着椅子，就上了这沿儿了。周围人都没留神，没人注意，他噌一下子，都没带打錛的，大头冲下，呜----，人就跳下去了。临下去时候啊，这个右腿无意中挂掉了一盆花。连人再花，呜---全下去了。大头冲下，拿脑袋找这地面，啪-----当时就碎了，脑浆子全出来了，目击者里边好多人打这儿起就不喝豆腐脑儿了。人就死了。 | |
| 由打对面，中原公司对面，有一个香港药房，药房里边一推门啊，刚才出来一个人，看这年纪五十左右，穿着西装，打着领带，拄着文明棍儿，戴着巴拿马的草帽，金丝眼镜儿，看着很有钱。这个人姓李，叫李德生，现在，香港药房的经理是他。前些日子还不是他了。怎么呢？这买卖儿是他哥哥的，他哥哥叫李德兴，香港药房的经理，发财了。怎么呢？这主儿啊研制出一种药来，叫“万灵王”。不管你得什么病，说我这药水灌下去，你就能好。“万灵王”。真这么灵吗？胡说八道，就是水里边搁了一些个安眠的药剂，对外声称，我这个啊什么都治。最拿手的治中风，不管你什么样儿，左边儿弹，右边儿弹，俩手一块儿弹，啊，一捏嘴灌一瓶下去，就这么小瓶，一百块钱一瓶，灌下去就好。真有灵的，怎么呢？多灌几瓶啊，人就睡觉了，就不闹了。因为这个，发了财了。有一天晚上自个跟屋算账，我卖这个卖得，啊，还了得？这个配方就我知道，谁也不知道，家里亲属都没告诉，啊，我得算算，我挣了多少钱了，算来算去，嚯，不敢说富可敌国吧，最起码来说，我这财富顶得上大半个天津市。一高兴，中风了，哎呀，弹起来看了。家里人纳闷，呦，怎么了这是？不要紧的，没事儿，咱们家是卖这个万灵药水的，给他灌吧，一捏嘴往里灌。他自己知道是攥人哪，直钸冷脑袋，家里人一琢磨，哦，他嫌这药量小，把大瓶的拿来。有十斤一瓶的，咚咚咚咚咚咚咚，灌下去当时就没事了，也不抽了也不闹了也不弹了，死了。死了之后，这生意由他的弟弟李德生接管，刚当经理第三天，今天准备出去拜访一下原来这些客户，穿得干干净净的，拄着文明棍儿，往门口一站，等洋车呢。刚站好，洋车没来，由打上边，呜----啪-----摔下一个来，就在眼面前儿，脑浆迸裂，万朵桃花开。李德生有严重的心脏病，看了一眼，咣，躺下，心脏病发作，死了。摔死一个，吓死一个。 | |
| 还下来一花盆呢。这大花盆，好几十斤呢，还有好几十斤土呢，还有花呢。啊，打上边下来这个快呀，这速度啊，140来迈，下来了。万幸啊，没砸着多少人。由打大街的南边儿，来了一辆洋车，拉洋车这主儿啊低着头，坐洋车这主儿啊翘着腿，仰着脸儿。坐车这主儿啊，姓杨叫杨金雀。天津卫有名的大骗子，到上海这种人叫“拆白党”，专门骗人。今天，挣了钱了，怎么呢？他前些日子啊，认识这么一朋友，这主儿姓贾叫贾长生。哥俩不错，也是生意上的伙伴。聊来聊去，他觉着哎这姓贾的值得来一刀，扭回头来，从南市“华乐埠” ，“华乐埠”就是天津的妓院，找了两个妓女，一个叫金花，一个叫文玉，把这俩找来了。他自己跟里边做套儿，安排时间，让这金花跟这贾先生一块儿吃顿饭，贾先生一瞧，哎呀，嗬，太漂亮了，啊，这是哪儿的？哦，这是，这是我的朋友。哦，好。太好看了，啊。长这脸跟苹果似的，那嘴跟樱桃似的，腮帮子跟梨似的，眼睛跟葡萄似的，这女的长一水果的脑袋。就跟这杨金雀商量，我能不能娶她？没问题。三说五说，就搬到一块住去了，而且来的时候是俩人，怎么呢？还有一个叫文玉的呢。说这是谁？啊，这是你小姨子。仨人就一块儿过吧。过了一段时间，早先这贾先生身体挺壮，啊，宽肩膀儿，四方大脸的，过了仨月这人跟羊蝎子似的，说话都没劲儿，浑身没力气。不要紧的，这俩妓女给出主意，你得补，啊，拿红糖啊，腌这人参让他吃，吃吧，大象都受不了啊。 | |
| 在结婚的时候，就这位杨金雀给贾先生投了份儿保，啊，那阵说一千块钱保四十年的寿，如果说没到四十年死了，给十万块钱。他是成心往死道儿上挤兑他。一直到这一天一瞧说这人完了，啊，连咳嗽都没劲儿了。打电话，保险公司来人了。您瞧瞧，这俩妓女会说呀，你看我丈夫，这些日子每天上班做生意，劳累过度，你看现在这身体。啊没事儿没事儿，保险公司说不要紧的，真出事儿了我们负责。我看看，我看看，我还会点中医，我给贾先生号号脉，不要紧的，这个脉很平和嘛，啊，脉分七表八里，啊，不要紧的，我看我懂，没事儿，我跟您说，慢说没事，就算现在死了，我们赔，呀？没脉了，死了。仨人跟这儿哇哇哭，怎么仨人呢？是啊，金花、文玉，还有保险公司这个。一个哭丈夫的，一个哭姐夫的，一个哭钱的。仨人跟这儿哭。打发人把死尸弄走，今天把钱给了这杨金雀了。这小子高兴啊，发了财了，啊，带着钱，叫了辆洋车，准备出去玩去，正走在这儿，他仰着脸儿，翘着二郎腿，哼哼唧唧的，“俺们那嘎达都是东北人”，那阵儿也没这歌儿可能，正高兴呢。由打上边，这大花盆下来了，砰！整砸脸上。您想啊，他仰着身儿这么坐，“咵”砸上，整个人就翻过去了，啪一下子，脑袋就碎了。拉洋车这主儿呢，正低着头呢。要不怎么有这么句话呢？“得意莫仰首，失意莫低头”，就说他们俩人。说你得意时候你别撇着大嘴的，这容易拿花盆儿砸着。“失意莫低头”，失意说这会我不顺，不顺你也正常一点，你不能天天这样怎么弄啊这玩意儿啊，这不行。拉车这主儿，姓田叫田二，这小子本身哪，家里有点钱，富家子弟，不学好，吃喝嫖赌抽，坑蒙拐骗偷，最后没辙了拉洋车。前两天，走了一步贼运，怎么呢？捡了一张彩票，也不知谁扔那儿的，跟街上他捡起来一瞧，对对号儿吧，中奖了，十万块，多少钱啊，高兴，一高兴，他这心脏也不太好，跟街上就躺下了，给送到医院去。啊，求这大夫，你一定把我救好。我现在是有钱人了，我刚有钱我舍不得死，我称十万，你把我救活了，我给你五万。说得挺好，这大夫心脏不太好。你给我五万？哎呀，咣，死这儿了。一句话把大夫美死了。大夫家里不干，打官司吧，烦人拖翘的，最后田二家里把这五万也给人家了，那五万算罚款。还得出来拉车来，越琢磨越别扭，每天出来还低头，拉着车也低头，心说还有没有奖券了？这一低头不要紧，今儿把命低了。怎么呢？车上坐这主儿啊翻过去了，他是无意中，没有想到，这车把没抓住，整个连人带车也翻起来了，按拉洋车的术语来说，这叫“打天秤”，整个翻过去了。田二，日------ 脑袋冲下，奔马路牙子去了，马路牙子是石头的，拿脑袋和石头做了一个轻微的较量，田二输了。当时这就碎了，死这儿了。 C9 ?! o; j& }" u6 x: A/ I. A( n | |
| 一个人跳楼摔死了，心脏病吓死一个，大花盆儿砸死一个，脑袋跟那儿较量还死了一个。这个单口相声刚开始说，没超过十分钟，死了四个人，这是何其壮观的事情？整个这街上过不去人了，怎么呢？太残酷了。啊，一眨眼的功夫，四个人都躺下了。中国人有一个很好的优点，好看热闹，嚯，大伙儿都兴奋哪，太好了！今儿出来出来对了，啊，往常撑死死一个俩就了不得了，今天你瞧，死四个，这多得看哪这个！来咱们看看这个，一会儿再看那个。大伙儿跟这儿参观。有警察，不是没警察。一吹这哨儿，嘟-----，全出来了，啊别动别动别动，围住了，保护现场。翻吧，翻死尸身上有什么呀，啊，有的东西可以作为呈堂证供，有的东西呢，警察也得贴补家用。啊，这个我的这是。翻，翻来翻去，在跳楼的这个人身上发现了这张纸，拿起来打开了，写着几行字。要念还没念呢，由打后边过来一位。哎，胖子。哟，这警察一回头吓一跳，哎哟嗬，彭检察官。他认识。这个人哪，四十岁左右的年纪，中流个，黄白镜子，长得挺精神，穿着一身西装，这儿别着一杆笔。天津高等检察厅一等检察官，彭斌。哎，胖子。他认识这警察，其实这警察也不是特别胖，才300来斤，三身儿警服改完了他一人儿穿。哎，彭检察官。这是什么呀？这是死尸身上搜出来的，您瞧瞧吧。好，彭斌接过来一瞧啊，上边写着几行字：“宗巍提笔泪不干，信呈当地检察官。贪赃卖法不公断，后辈儿孙我一般。白宗巍绝笔。”明白了，死的这主儿姓白，叫白宗巍，写上绝笔俩字儿，说明是有备而来，只有这种书信上才写绝笔呢，借条上没有这个。“今借现金四十万，徐德亮绝笔”。可别借给他啊，就没打算还。 |
| shang qing zui shi wan liang tian, qiao cui si ren bu kan lian. yao jiu cui chang san bei zui, xun xiang jing meng wu geng han. chai tou feng xie qing you lei, tu mi hua le wo wu yuan. xiao lou ji mo xin yu yue, ye nan ru gou ye nan yuan.! | |
| gan xie peng you men de guang lin. jin tian wan shang ne, gei da huo er shuo yi duan chang pian de dan kou xiang sheng, jiao" bai zong wei zhui lou". zhe ge shi qing ne, shi xiang dang chu fa sheng zai tian jin de yi duan zhen ren zhen shi er, wo men de xiang sheng da shi zhang shou chen xian sheng ba zhe ge shi qing feng fu zhi hou, zheng li cheng wei chang pian de dan kou xiang sheng, dan shi ne, hen shao you yan yuan na lai shuo ta, wei shi me ne? shi jian zhan de ting zhang, er qie li bian ne, zhe ge tou xu ting fu za, yi huan tao yi huan, suo yi hen zhang shi jian lai ya mei you ren shuo zhe ge jie mu. wo men ne, ye pa ta shi chuan le, suo yi jin liang de ne, xiang ba zhe lei de zuo pin, neng gou geng duo di cheng xian zai wu tai shang, duo duo di bao liu yi xie zhei xie chuan tong de jie mu. | |
| zhe ge chang pian dan kou xiang sheng a, gen ping shu you jie jin de di fang. di yi, pian fu bi jiao chang. you de shi hou a, mei tian shuo zhe me yi duan er, neng shuo ban ge yue yi ge yue, zai zhe yi dian shang gen ping shu shi yi yang de. qu bie zai na ne? ke neng xi ju de yin su shao wei duo yi dian er, a, zhu zhong bao fu, zhu zhong xiao liao. chu ci zhi wai, liang zhe cha bu duo. ping shu, da jia hen shu xi, quan guo na er dou you. yi ban lai shuo ne, dou shi yong pu tong hua shuo de, dan shi ge di ye you zhei xie ge fang yan ping shu. bi ru shuo, dao le shan dong, you shan dong ping shu. you wei ming jia, liu yan guang liu xian sheng, shan dong ping shu de ming jia, shuo yan zi li san shuo de hao. shuo hua ne, quan dou shi shan dong fang yan dao kou:" zhe yan zi li san dian bu ning yao ceng shang le fang le". shan dong hua. si chuan you si chuan ping shu, a, si chuan ping shu you yi si, zhe ge xing mu di shi yong lv shao wei gao yi dian, wo ting guo, a, ni kan wo men zhe ge hen shao pai, kai shi shi hou pai, kuai jie shu le pai. si chuan ping shu zai jie mu dang zhong ye jing chang yong dao kou" hua shuo pai yi xia xing mu, liu bei pai yi xia xing mu, guan yu pai yi xia xing mu, zhang fei pai yi xia xing mu, zhao yun pai yi xia xing mu", gen lao shao bing de zai yi kuai er shang ban er. suo yi ta men zhe ge xing mu di shi yong lv fei chang de gao. feng ge bu yi yang dan mu di dou shi yi yang de, jiang gu bi jin, quan ren xiang shan, jiao ren xue hao, bu gan shuo shi" gao tai jiao hua", dan jiao ren xue hao zhe shi zhen de, mei you shuo ting wan zhe ge chu qu nong ba dao jie dao de, mei you. | |
| zan men zhe ge shi qing fa sheng zai shen me shi hou ne? 1927 nian 10 yue 12 hao, shang wu shi dian, you ren shuo ni zhe shi hu shuo ba dao, ping shu yi ban lai shuo mei you zhe me zhun que. ai, zhe ge shi wo men cha guo zi liao, cha guo dang an, shi jian shi mei cuo de. jiu zai zhe ge shi jian, tian jin shi xu jie, jiu shi xian zai de he ping lu shang, you yi ge hen da de jian zhu, jiao zhong yuan gong si, xian zai jiu shi tian jin de bai huo da lou. na zhen er, zhe ke shi liao bu qi de di fang, ren lai ren wang, mai shen me de dou you. zhong yuan gong si de lou ding shang bian r, jin shang bian zhe yi ceng shi wu ding hua yuan, bai zhe yi quan a ge zhong de pen hua er, zhe da pen er, hao ji shi jin, zai zhe ge zhong de hua er, bai le yi quan er. kao qiang zhe er ne, you yi ge lu tian de dian ying de yin mu, di xia bai zhe yi xie ge cha zuo. guang shang chang guang lei le ne, gen zhe er zuo yi hui er, yao bei qi shui a, chi kuai er dian xin a, kan kan lu tian dian ying a, xiu xian jie men. jiu zai zhei xie ge kan lu tian dian ying de ren li bian, you zhe me yi wei, san shi si wu sui de nian ji, chuan zhe yi jian da gua er, qian hui se de chang shan, kan zhe ren zhe qi zhi a, shi ge nian shu ren, ke qiao zhe ya, hao xiang shou shen me ci ji le, zhe lia yan mei shen, ning NING4 le, zhe tou fa hai ting luan, lian shang hai you shang, kan zhe yi si rang ren da le. zhe zhu er gen zhe er zuo zhe jiang jin san ge xiao shi le, ye bu shuo hua, dao zui hou, han guo huo ji lai, yao guo zhi bi mo yan, shua shua dian dian, xie le ji xing zi er. xie hao le, die shang, sai zai huai li, cong zi ji de zuo wei shang zhan qi lai, wang bian er shang zou, shou fu zhe zhe ge liang tai wang xia kan, di xia jiu shi tian jin xu jie, ren lai ren wang. qiao zhe qiao zhe, zhe zhu er yi liao da gua er, cai zhe yi zi, jiu shang le zhe yan er le. zhou wei ren dou mei liu shen, mei ren zhu yi, ta ceng yi xia zi, dou mei dai da ben de, da tou chong xia, wu , ren jiu tiao xia qu le. lin xia qu shi hou a, zhe ge you tui wu yi zhong gua diao le yi pen hua. lian ren zai hua, wu quan xia qu le. da tou chong xia, na nao dai zhao zhe di mian, pa dang shi jiu sui le, nao jiang zi quan chu lai le, mu ji zhe li bian hao duo ren da zhe er qi jiu bu he dou fu nao er le. ren jiu si le. | |
| you da dui mian, zhong yuan gong si dui mian, you yi ge xiang gang yao fang, yao fang li bian yi tui men a, gang cai chu lai yi ge ren, kan zhe nian ji wu shi zuo you, chuan zhe xi zhuang, da zhe ling dai, zhu zhe wen ming gun er, dai zhe ba na ma de cao mao, jin si yan jing er, kan zhe hen you qian. zhe ge ren xing li, jiao li de sheng, xian zai, xiang gang yao fang de jing li shi ta. qian xie ri zi hai bu shi ta le. zen me ne? zhe mai mai er shi ta ge ge de, ta ge ge jiao li de xing, xiang gang yao fang de jing li, fa cai le. zen me ne? zhe zhu er a yan zhi chu yi zhong yao lai, jiao" wan ling wang". bu guan ni de shen me bing, shuo wo zhe yao shui guan xia qu, ni jiu neng hao." wan ling wang". zhen zhe me ling ma? hu shuo ba dao, jiu shi shui li bian ge le yi xie ge an mian de yao ji, dui wai sheng cheng, wo zhe ge a shen me dou zhi. zui na shou de zhi zhong feng, bu guan ni shen me yang er, zuo bian r dan, you bian r dan, lia shou yi kuai er dan, a, yi nie zui guan yi ping xia qu, jiu zhe me xiao ping, yi bai kuai qian yi ping, guan xia qu jiu hao. zhen you ling de, zen me ne? duo guan ji ping a, ren jiu shui jiao le, jiu bu nao le. yin wei zhe ge, fa le cai le. you yi tian wan shang zi ge gen wu suan zhang, wo mai zhe ge mai de, a, hai liao de? zhe ge pei fang jiu wo zhi dao, shui ye bu zhi dao, jia li qin shu dou mei gao su, a, wo de suan suan, wo zheng le duo shao qian le, suan lai suan qu, huo, bu gan shuo fu ke di guo ba, zui qi ma lai shuo, wo zhe cai fu ding de shang da ban ge tian jin shi. yi gao xing, zhong feng le, ai ya, dan qi lai kan le. jia li ren na men, you, zen me le zhe shi? bu yao jin de, mei shi er, zan men jia shi mai zhe ge wan ling yao shui de, gei ta guan ba, yi nie zui wang li guan. ta zi ji zhi dao shi zuan ren na, zhi bu leng nao dai, jia li ren yi zuo mo, o, ta xian zhe yao liang xiao, ba da ping de na lai. you shi jin yi ping de, dong dong dong dong dong dong dong, guan xia qu dang shi jiu mei shi le, ye bu chou le ye bu nao le ye bu dan le, si le. si le zhi hou, zhe sheng yi you ta de di di li de sheng jie guan, gang dang jing li di san tian, jin tian zhun bei chu qu bai fang yi xia yuan lai zhei xie ke hu, chuan de gan gan jing jing de, zhu zhe wen ming gun er, wang men kou yi zhan, deng yang che ne. gang zhan hao, yang che mei lai, you da shang bian, wu pa shuai xia yi ge lai, jiu zai yan mian qian er, nao jiang beng lie, wan duo tao hua kai. li de sheng you yan zhong de xin zang bing, kan le yi yan, guang, tang xia, xin zang bing fa zuo, si le. shuai si yi ge, xia si yi ge. | |
| hai xia lai yi hua pen ne. zhe da hua pen, hao ji shi jin ne, hai you hao ji shi jin tu ne, hai you hua ni. a, da shang bian xia lai zhe ge kuai ya, zhe su du a, 140 lai mai, xia lai le. wan xing a, mei za zhe duo shao ren. you da da jie de nan bian r, lai le yi liang yang che, la yang che zhe zhu er a di zhe tou, zuo yang che zhe zhu er a qiao zhe tui, yang zhe lian er. zuo che zhe zhu er a, xing yang jiao yang jin que. tian jin wei you ming de da pian zi, dao shang hai zhe zhong ren jiao" chai bai dang", zhuan men pian ren. jin tian, zheng le qian le, zen me ne? ta qian xie ri zi a, ren shi zhe me yi peng you, zhe zhu er xing jia jiao jia chang sheng. ge lia bu cuo, ye shi sheng yi shang de huo ban. liao lai liao qu, ta jue zhe ai zhe xing jia de zhi de lai yi dao, niu hui tou lai, cong nan shi" hua le bu" ," hua le bu" jiu shi tian jin de ji yuan, zhao le liang ge ji nv, yi ge jiao jin hua, yi ge jiao wen yu, ba zhe lia zhao lai le. ta zi ji gen li bian zuo tao r, an pai shi jian, rang zhe jin hua gen zhe jia xian sheng yi kuai er chi dun fan, jia xian sheng yi qiao, ai ya, he, tai piao liang le, a, zhe shi na er de? o, zhe shi, zhe shi wo de peng you. o, hao. tai hao kan le, a. zhang zhe lian gen ping guo shi de, na zui gen ying tao shi de, sai bang zi gen li shi de, yan jing gen pu tao shi de, zhe nv de zhang yi shui guo de nao dai. jiu gen zhe yang jin que shang liang, wo neng bu neng qu ta? mei wen ti. san shuo wu shuo, jiu ban dao yi kuai zhu qu le, er qie lai de shi hou shi lia ren, zen me ne? hai you yi ge jiao wen yu de ne. shuo zhe shi shui? a, zhe shi ni xiao yi zi. sa ren jiu yi kuai er guo ba. guo le yi duan shi jian, zao xian zhe jia xian sheng shen ti ting zhuang, a, kuan jian bang er, si fang da lian de, guo le sa yue zhe ren gen yang xie zi shi de, shuo hua dou mei jin r, hun shen mei li qi. bu yao jin de, zhe lia ji nv gei chu zhu yi, ni de bu, a, na hong tang a, yan zhe ren shen rang ta chi, chi ba, da xiang dou shou bu liao a. | |
| zai jie hun de shi hou, jiu zhe wei yang jin que gei jia xian sheng tou le fen er bao, a, na zhen shuo yi qian kuai qian bao si shi nian de shou, ru guo shuo mei dao si shi nian si le, gei shi wan kuai qian. ta shi cheng xin wang si dao er shang ji dui ta. yi zhi dao zhe yi tian yi qiao shuo zhe ren wan le, a, lian ke sou dou mei jin r le. da dian hua, bao xian gong si lai ren le. nin qiao qiao, zhe lia ji nv hui shuo ya, ni kan wo zhang fu, zhei xie ri zi mei tian shang ban zuo sheng yi, lao lei guo du, ni kan xian zai zhe shen ti. a mei shi er mei shi er, bao xian gong si shuo bu yao jin de, zhen chu shi er le wo men fu ze. wo kan kan, wo kan kan, wo hai hui dian zhong yi, wo gei jia xian sheng hao hao mai, bu yao jin de, zhe ge mai hen ping he ma, a, mai fen qi biao ba li, a, bu yao jin de, wo kan wo dong, mei shi er, wo gen nin shuo, man shuo mei shi, jiu suan xian zai si le, wo men pei, ya? mei mai le, si le. sa ren gen zhe er wa wa ku, zen me sa ren ne? shi a, jin hua wen yu, hai you bao xian gong si zhe ge. yi ge ku zhang fu de, yi ge ku jie fu de, yi ge ku qian de. sa ren gen zhe er ku. da fa ren ba si shi nong zou, jin tian ba qian gei le zhe yang jin que le. zhe xiao zi gao xing a, fa le cai le, a, dai zhe qian, jiao le liang yang che, zhun bei chu qu wan qu, zheng zou zai zhe er, ta yang zhe lian er, qiao zhe er lang tui, heng heng ji ji de," an men na ga da dou shi dong bei ren", na zhen er ye mei zhe ge er ke neng, zheng gao xing ne. you da shang bian, zhe da hua pen xia lai le, peng! zheng za lian shang. nin xiang a, ta yang zhe shen er zhe me zuo," kua" za shang, zheng ge ren jiu fan guo qu le, pa yi xia zi, nao dai jiu sui le. la yang che zhe zhu er ne, zheng di zhe tou ne. yao bu zen me you zhe me ju hua ne?" de yi mo yang shou, shi yi mo di tou", jiu shuo ta men lia ren. shuo ni de yi shi hou ni bie pie zhe da zui de, zhe rong yi na hua pen er za zhe." shi yi mo di tou", shi yi shuo zhe hui wo bu shun, bu shun ni ye zheng chang yi dian, ni bu neng tian tian zhe yang zen me nong a zhe wan yi er a, zhe bu xing. la che zhe zhu er, xing tian jiao tian er, zhe xiao zi ben shen na, jia li you dian qian, fu jia zi di, bu xue hao, chi he piao du chou, keng meng guai pian tou, zui hou mei zhe le la yang che. qian liang tian, zou le yi bu zei yun, zen me ne? jian le yi zhang cai piao, ye bu zhi shui reng na er de, gen jie shang ta jian qi lai yi qiao, dui dui hao er ba, zhong jiang le, shi wan kuai, duo shao qian a, gao xing, yi gao xing, ta zhe xin zang ye bu tai hao, gen jie shang jiu tang xia le, gei song dao yi yuan qu. a, qiu zhe dai fu, ni yi ding ba wo jiu hao. wo xian zai shi you qian ren le, wo gang you qian wo she bu de si, wo cheng shi wan, ni ba wo jiu huo le, wo gei ni wu wan. shuo de ting hao, zhe dai fu xin zang bu tai hao. ni gei wo wu wan? ai ya, guang, si zhe er le. yi ju hua ba dai fu mei si le. dai fu jia li bu gan, da guan si ba, fan ren tuo qiao de, zui hou tian er jia li ba zhe wu wan ye gei ren jia le, na wu wan suan fa kuan. hai de chu lai la che lai, yue zuo mo yue bie niu, mei tian chu lai huan di tou, la zhe che ye di tou, xin shuo hai you mei you jiang quan le? zhe yi di tou bu yao jin, jin er ba ming di le. zen me ne? che shang zuo zhe zhu er a fan guo qu le, ta shi wu yi zhong, mei you xiang dao, zhe che ba mei zhua zhu, zheng ge lian ren dai che ye fan qi lai le, an la yang che de shu yu lai shuo, zhe jiao" da tian cheng", zheng ge fan guo qu le. tian er, ri nao dai chong xia, ben ma lu ya zi qu le, ma lu ya zi shi shi tou de, na nao dai he shi tou zuo le yi ge qing wei de jiao liang, tian er shu le. dang shi zhe jiu sui le, si zhe er le. C9 ?! o j " u6 x: A I. A n | |
| yi ge ren tiao lou shuai si le, xin zang bing xia si yi ge, da hua pen er za si yi ge, nao dai gen na er jiao liang hai si le yi ge. zhe ge dan kou xiang sheng gang kai shi shuo, mei chao guo shi fen zhong, si le si ge ren, zhe shi he qi zhuang guan de shi qing? zheng ge zhe jie shang guo bu qu ren le, zen me ne? tai can ku le. a, yi zha yan de gong fu, si ge ren dou tang xia le. zhong guo ren you yi ge hen hao de you dian, hao kan re nao, huo, da huo er dou xing fen na, tai hao le! jin er chu lai chu lai dui le, a, wang chang cheng si si yi ge lia jiu liao bu de le, jin tian ni qiao, si si ge, zhe duo de kan na zhe ge! lai zan men kan kan zhe ge, yi hui er zai kan na ge. da huo er gen zhe er can guan. you jing cha, bu shi mei jing cha. yi chui zhe shao er, du , quan chu lai le, a bie dong bie dong bie dong, wei zhu le, bao hu xian chang. fan ba, fan si shi shen shang you shen me ya, a, you de dong xi ke yi zuo wei cheng tang zheng gong, you de dong xi ne, jing cha ye de tie bu jia yong. a, zhe ge wo de zhe shi. fan, fan lai fan qu, zai tiao lou de zhe ge ren shen shang fa xian le zhe zhang zhi, na qi lai da kai le, xie zhe ji xing zi. yao nian hai mei nian ne, you da hou bian guo lai yi wei. ai, pang zi. yo, zhe jing cha yi hui tou xia yi tiao, ai yo he, peng jian cha guan. ta ren shi. zhe ge ren na, si shi sui zuo you de nian ji, zhong liu ge, huang bai jing zi, zhang de ting jing shen, chuan zhe yi shen xi zhuang, zhe er bie zhe yi gan bi. tian jin gao deng jian cha ting yi deng jian cha guan, peng bin. ai, pang zi. ta ren shi zhe jing cha, qi shi zhe jing cha ye bu shi te bie pang, cai 300 lai jin, san shen er jing fu gai wan le ta yi ren er chuan. ai, peng jian cha guan. zhe shi shen me ya? zhe shi si shi shen shang sou chu lai de, nin qiao qiao ba. hao, peng bin jie guo lai yi qiao a, shang bian xie zhe ji xing zi:" zong wei ti bi lei bu gan, xin cheng dang di jian cha guan. tan zang mai fa bu gong duan, hou bei r sun wo yi ban. bai zong wei jue bi." ming bai le, si de zhe zhu er xing bai, jiao bai zong wei, xie shang jue bi lia zi er, shuo ming shi you bei er lai, zhi you zhe zhong shu xin shang cai xie jue bi ne, jie tiao shang mei you zhe ge." jin jie xian jin si shi wan, xu de liang jue bi". ke bie jie gei ta a, jiu mei da suan hai. |
| shāng qíng zuì shì wǎn liáng tiān, qiáo cuì sī rén bù kān lián. yāo jiǔ cuī cháng sān bēi zuì, xún xiāng jīng mèng wǔ gēng hán. chāi tóu fèng xié qīng yǒu lèi, tú mí huā le wǒ wú yuán. xiǎo lóu jì mò xīn yǔ yuè, yě nán rú gōu yě nán yuán.! | |
| gǎn xiè péng yǒu men de guāng lín. jīn tiān wǎn shàng ne, gěi dà huǒ ér shuō yī duàn cháng piān de dān kǒu xiàng sheng, jiào" bái zōng wēi zhuì lóu". zhè gè shì qíng ne, shì xiǎng dāng chū fā shēng zài tiān jīn de yī duàn zhēn rén zhēn shì ér, wǒ men de xiàng sheng dà shī zhāng shòu chén xiān shēng bǎ zhè gè shì qíng fēng fù zhī hòu, zhěng lǐ chéng wéi cháng piān de dān kǒu xiàng sheng, dàn shì ne, hěn shǎo yǒu yǎn yuán nǎ lái shuō tā, wèi shí me ne? shí jiān zhàn dé tǐng zhǎng, ér qiě lǐ biān ne, zhè gè tóu xù tǐng fù zá, yī huán tào yī huán, suǒ yǐ hěn zhǎng shí jiān lái ya méi yǒu rén shuō zhè gè jié mù. wǒ men ne, yě pà tā shī chuán le, suǒ yǐ jǐn liàng de ne, xiǎng bǎ zhè lèi de zuò pǐn, néng gòu gèng duō dì chéng xiàn zài wǔ tái shàng, duō duō dì bǎo liú yī xiē zhèi xiē chuán tǒng de jié mù. | |
| zhè gè cháng piān dān kǒu xiàng sheng a, gēn píng shū yǒu jiē jìn de dì fāng. dì yī, piān fú bǐ jiào cháng. yǒu de shí hòu a, měi tiān shuō zhè me yī duàn ér, néng shuō bàn gè yuè yí gè yuè, zài zhè yì diǎn shàng gēn píng shū shì yí yàng de. qū bié zài nǎ ne? kě néng xǐ jù de yīn sù shāo wēi duō yì diǎn ér, a, zhù zhòng bāo fú, zhù zhòng xiào liào. chú cǐ zhī wài, liǎng zhě chà bù duō. píng shū, dà jiā hěn shú xī, quán guó nǎ ér dōu yǒu. yì bān lái shuō ne, dōu shì yòng pǔ tōng huà shuō de, dàn shì gè dì yě yǒu zhèi xiē gè fāng yán píng shū. bǐ rú shuō, dào le shān dōng, yǒu shān dōng píng shū. yǒu wèi míng jiā, liú yàn guǎng liú xiān shēng, shān dōng píng shū de míng jiā, shuō yàn zi lǐ sān shuō de hǎo. shuō huà ne, quán dōu shì shān dōng fāng yán dào kǒu:" zhè yàn zi lǐ sān diàn bù níng yāo cēng shàng le fáng le". shān dōng huà. sì chuān yǒu sì chuān píng shū, a, sì chuān píng shū yǒu yì sī, zhè gè xǐng mù dì shǐ yòng lǜ shāo wēi gāo yì diǎn, wǒ tīng guò, a, nǐ kàn wǒ men zhè gè hěn shǎo pāi, kāi shǐ shí hòu pài, kuài jié shù le pāi. sì chuān píng shū zài jié mù dāng zhōng yě jīng cháng yòng dào kǒu" huà shuō pāi yī xià xǐng mù, liú bèi pāi yī xià xǐng mù, guān yǔ pāi yī xià xǐng mù, zhāng fēi pāi yī xià xǐng mù, zhào yún pāi yī xià xǐng mù", gēn lào shāo bǐng de zài yí kuài ér shàng bān ér. suǒ yǐ tā men zhè gè xǐng mù dì shǐ yòng lǜ fēi cháng de gāo. fēng gé bù yí yàng dàn mù dì dōu shì yí yàng de, jiǎng gǔ bǐ jīn, quàn rén xiàng shàn, jiào rén xué hǎo, bù gǎn shuō shì" gāo tái jiào huà", dàn jiào rén xué hǎo zhè shì zhēn de, méi yǒu shuō tīng wán zhè gè chū qù nòng bǎ dāo jié dào de, méi yǒu. | |
| zán men zhè gè shì qíng fā shēng zài shén me shí hòu ne? 1927 nián 10 yuè 12 hào, shàng wǔ shí diǎn, yǒu rén shuō nǐ zhè shì hú shuō bā dào, píng shū yì bān lái shuō méi yǒu zhè me zhǔn què. āi, zhè gè shì wǒ men chá guò zī liào, chá guò dàng àn, shí jiān shì méi cuò de. jiù zài zhè gè shí jiān, tiān jīn shì xù jiē, jiù shì xiàn zài de hé píng lù shàng, yǒu yí gè hěn dà de jiàn zhù, jiào zhōng yuán gōng sī, xiàn zài jiù shì tiān jīn de bǎi huò dà lóu. nà zhèn ér, zhè kě shì liǎo bù qǐ de dì fāng, rén lái rén wǎng, mǎi shén me de dōu yǒu. zhōng yuán gōng sī de lóu dǐng shàng bian r, jǐn shàng biān zhè yī céng shì wū dǐng huā yuán, bǎi zhe yī quān a gè zhǒng de pén huā ér, zhè dà pén ér, hǎo jǐ shí jīn, zāi zhe gè zhǒng de huā ér, bǎi le yī quān ér. kào qiáng zhè ér ne, yǒu yí gè lù tiān de diàn yǐng de yín mù, dǐ xià bǎi zhe yī xiē gè chá zuò. guàng shāng chǎng guàng lèi le ne, gēn zhè ér zuò yī huì ér, yào bēi qì shuǐ a, chī kuài ér diǎn xīn a, kàn kàn lù tiān diàn yǐng a, xiū xián jiě mèn. jiù zài zhèi xiē gè kàn lù tiān diàn yǐng de rén lǐ biān, yǒu zhè me yī wèi, sān shí sì wǔ suì de nián jì, chuān zhe yī jiàn dà guà ér, qiǎn huī sè de cháng shān, kàn zhè rén zhè qì zhì a, shì gè niàn shū rén, kě qiáo zhe ya, hǎo xiàng shòu shén me cì jī le, zhè liǎ yǎn méi shén, níng NING4 le, zhè tóu fà hái tǐng luàn, liǎn shàng hái yǒu shāng, kàn zhè yì sī ràng rén dǎ le. zhè zhǔ ér gēn zhè ér zuò zhe jiāng jìn sān ge xiǎo shí le, yě bù shuō huà, dào zuì hòu, hǎn guò huǒ jì lái, yào guò zhǐ bǐ mò yàn, shuā shuā diǎn diǎn, xiě le jǐ xíng zì ér. xiě hǎo le, dié shàng, sāi zài huái lǐ, cóng zì jǐ de zuò wèi shàng zhàn qǐ lái, wǎng biān ér shàng zǒu, shǒu fú zhe zhè gè liáng tái wǎng xià kàn, dǐ xià jiù shì tiān jīn xù jiē, rén lái rén wǎng. qiáo zhe qiáo zhe, zhè zhǔ ér yī liāo dà guà ér, cǎi zhe yǐ zi, jiù shàng le zhè yán ér le. zhōu wéi rén dōu méi liú shén, méi rén zhù yì, tā cēng yī xià zǐ, dōu méi dài dǎ bēn de, dà tóu chōng xià, wū , rén jiù tiào xià qù le. lín xià qù shí hòu a, zhè gè yòu tuǐ wú yì zhōng guà diào le yī pén huā. lián rén zài huā, wū quán xià qù le. dà tóu chōng xià, ná nǎo dài zhǎo zhè dì miàn, pā dāng shí jiù suì le, nǎo jiāng zi quán chū lái le, mù jī zhě lǐ biān hǎo duō rén dǎ zhè ér qǐ jiù bù hē dòu fǔ nǎo ér le. rén jiù sǐ le. | |
| yóu dǎ duì miàn, zhōng yuán gōng sī duì miàn, yǒu yí gè xiāng gǎng yào fáng, yào fáng lǐ biān yī tuī mén a, gāng cái chū lái yí ge rén, kàn zhè nián jì wǔ shí zuǒ yòu, chuān zhe xī zhuāng, dǎ zhe lǐng dài, zhǔ zhe wén míng gùn ér, dài zhe bā ná mǎ de cǎo mào, jīn sī yǎn jìng ér, kàn zhe hěn yǒu qián. zhè gè rén xìng lǐ, jiào lǐ dé shēng, xiàn zài, xiāng gǎng yào fáng de jīng lǐ shì tā. qián xiē rì zi hái bú shì tā le. zěn me ne? zhè mǎi mài ér shì tā gē ge de, tā gē ge jiào lǐ dé xīng, xiāng gǎng yào fáng de jīng lǐ, fā cái le. zěn me ne? zhè zhǔ ér a yán zhì chū yī zhǒng yào lái, jiào" wàn líng wáng". bù guǎn nǐ dé shén me bìng, shuō wǒ zhè yào shuǐ guàn xià qù, nǐ jiù néng hǎo." wàn líng wáng". zhēn zhè me líng ma? hú shuō bā dào, jiù shì shuǐ lǐ biān gē le yī xiē gè ān mián de yào jì, duì wài shēng chēng, wǒ zhè gè a shén me dōu zhì. zuì ná shǒu de zhì zhòng fēng, bù guǎn nǐ shén me yàng ér, zuǒ bian r dàn, yòu bian r dàn, liǎ shǒu yí kuài ér dàn, a, yī niē zuǐ guàn yī píng xià qù, jiù zhè me xiǎo píng, yī bǎi kuài qián yī píng, guàn xià qù jiù hǎo. zhēn yǒu líng de, zěn me ne? duō guàn jǐ píng a, rén jiù shuì jiào le, jiù bù nào le. yīn wèi zhè gè, fā le cái le. yǒu yì tiān wǎn shàng zì gě gēn wū suàn zhàng, wǒ mài zhè gè mài dé, a, hái liǎo de? zhè gè pèi fāng jiù wǒ zhī dào, shuí yě bù zhī dào, jiā lǐ qīn shǔ dōu méi gào sù, a, wǒ de suàn suàn, wǒ zhēng le duō shǎo qián le, suàn lái suàn qù, huò, bù gǎn shuō fù kě dí guó ba, zuì qǐ mǎ lái shuō, wǒ zhè cái fù dǐng dé shàng dà bàn gè tiān jīn shì. yī gāo xìng, zhòng fēng le, āi yā, dàn qǐ lái kàn le. jiā lǐ rén nà mèn, yōu, zěn me le zhè shì? bú yào jǐn de, méi shì ér, zán men jiā shì mài zhè gè wàn líng yào shuǐ de, gěi tā guàn ba, yī niē zuǐ wǎng lǐ guàn. tā zì jǐ zhī dào shì zuàn rén nǎ, zhí bù lěng nǎo dài, jiā lǐ rén yī zuó mo, ó, tā xián zhè yào liàng xiǎo, bǎ dà píng de ná lái. yǒu shí jīn yī píng de, dōng dōng dōng dōng dōng dōng dōng, guàn xià qù dāng shí jiù méi shì le, yě bù chōu le yě bù nào le yě bù dàn le, sǐ le. sǐ le zhī hòu, zhè shēng yì yóu tā de dì di lǐ dé shēng jiē guǎn, gāng dāng jīng lǐ dì sān tiān, jīn tiān zhǔn bèi chū qù bài fǎng yī xià yuán lái zhèi xiē kè hù, chuān dé gàn gān jìng jìng de, zhǔ zhe wén míng gùn ér, wǎng mén kǒu yī zhàn, děng yáng chē ne. gāng zhàn hǎo, yáng chē méi lái, yóu dǎ shàng biān, wū pā shuāi xià yī ge lái, jiù zài yǎn miàn qián ér, nǎo jiāng bèng liè, wàn duǒ táo huā kāi. lǐ dé shēng yǒu yán zhòng de xīn zāng bìng, kàn le yī yǎn, guāng, tǎng xià, xīn zāng bìng fā zuò, sǐ le. shuāi sǐ yí gè, xià sǐ yí gè. | |
| hái xià lái yī huā pén ne. zhè dà huā pén, hǎo jǐ shí jīn ne, hái yǒu hǎo jǐ shí jīn tǔ ne, hái yǒu huā ní. a, dǎ shàng biān xià lái zhè gè kuài ya, zhè sù dù a, 140 lái mài, xià lái le. wàn xìng a, méi zá zhe duō shǎo rén. yóu dǎ dà jiē de nán bian r, lái le yī liàng yáng chē, lā yáng chē zhè zhǔ ér a dī zhe tóu, zuò yáng chē zhè zhǔ ér a qiào zhe tuǐ, yǎng zhe liǎn ér. zuò chē zhè zhǔ ér a, xìng yáng jiào yáng jīn què. tiān jīn wèi yǒu míng de dà piàn zi, dào shàng hǎi zhè zhǒng rén jiào" chāi bái dǎng", zhuān mén piàn rén. jīn tiān, zhēng le qián le, zěn me ne? tā qián xiē rì zi a, rèn shi zhè me yī péng yǒu, zhè zhǔ ér xìng jiǎ jiào jiǎ cháng shēng. gē liǎ bù cuò, yě shì shēng yì shàng de huǒ bàn. liáo lái liáo qù, tā jué zhe āi zhè xìng jiǎ de zhí de lái yī dāo, niǔ huí tóu lái, cóng nán shì" huá lè bù" ," huá lè bù" jiù shì tiān jīn de jì yuàn, zhǎo le liǎng gè jì nǚ, yí gè jiào jīn huā, yí gè jiào wén yù, bǎ zhè liǎ zhǎo lái le. tā zì jǐ gēn lǐ biān zuò tào r, ān pái shí jiān, ràng zhè jīn huā gēn zhè jiǎ xiān shēng yí kuài ér chī dùn fàn, jiǎ xiān shēng yī qiáo, āi yā, hē, tài piào liàng le, a, zhè shì nǎ ér de? ó, zhè shì, zhè shì wǒ de péng yǒu. ó, hǎo. tài hǎo kàn le, a. zhǎng zhè liǎn gēn píng guǒ shì de, nà zuǐ gēn yīng táo shì de, sāi bāng zǐ gēn lí shì de, yǎn jīng gēn pú táo shì de, zhè nǚ de zhǎng yī shuǐ guǒ de nǎo dài. jiù gēn zhè yáng jīn què shāng liáng, wǒ néng bù néng qǔ tā? méi wèn tí. sān shuō wǔ shuō, jiù bān dào yí kuài zhù qù le, ér qiě lái de shí hòu shì liǎ rén, zěn me ne? hái yǒu yí gè jiào wén yù de ne. shuō zhè shì shuí? a, zhè shì nǐ xiǎo yí zǐ. sā rén jiù yí kuài ér guò ba. guò le yī duàn shí jiān, zǎo xiān zhè jiǎ xiān shēng shēn tǐ tǐng zhuàng, a, kuān jiān bǎng ér, sì fāng dà liǎn de, guò le sā yuè zhè rén gēn yáng xiē zǐ shì de, shuō huà dōu méi jìn r, hún shēn méi lì qì. bú yào jǐn de, zhè liǎ jì nǚ gěi chū zhǔ yi, nǐ dé bǔ, a, ná hóng táng a, yān zhè rén shēn ràng tā chī, chī ba, dà xiàng dōu shòu bù liǎo a. | |
| zài jié hūn de shí hòu, jiù zhè wèi yáng jīn què gěi jiǎ xiān shēng tóu le fèn ér bǎo, a, nà zhèn shuō yī qiān kuài qián bǎo sì shí nián de shòu, rú guǒ shuō méi dào sì shí nián sǐ le, gěi shí wàn kuài qián. tā shì chéng xīn wǎng sǐ dào ér shàng jǐ duì tā. yī zhí dào zhè yì tiān yī qiáo shuō zhè rén wán le, a, lián ké sòu dōu méi jìn r le. dǎ diàn huà, bǎo xiǎn gōng sī lái rén le. nín qiáo qiáo, zhè liǎ jì nǚ huì shuō ya, nǐ kàn wǒ zhàng fū, zhèi xiē rì zi měi tiān shàng bān zuò shēng yì, láo lèi guò dù, nǐ kàn xiàn zài zhè shēn tǐ. a méi shì ér méi shì ér, bǎo xiǎn gōng sī shuō bú yào jǐn de, zhēn chū shì ér le wǒ men fù zé. wǒ kàn kàn, wǒ kàn kàn, wǒ hái huì diǎn zhōng yī, wǒ gěi jiǎ xiān shēng hào hào mài, bú yào jǐn de, zhè gè mài hěn píng hé ma, a, mài fēn qī biǎo bā lǐ, a, bú yào jǐn de, wǒ kàn wǒ dǒng, méi shì ér, wǒ gēn nín shuō, màn shuō méi shì, jiù suàn xiàn zài sǐ le, wǒ men péi, ya? méi mài le, sǐ le. sā rén gēn zhè ér wā wā kū, zěn me sā rén ne? shì a, jīn huā wén yù, hái yǒu bǎo xiǎn gōng sī zhè gè. yí gè kū zhàng fū de, yí gè kū jiě fū de, yí gè kū qián de. sā rén gēn zhè ér kū. dǎ fā rén bǎ sǐ shī nòng zǒu, jīn tiān bǎ qián gěi le zhè yáng jīn què le. zhè xiǎo zi gāo xìng a, fā le cái le, a, dài zhe qián, jiào le liàng yáng chē, zhǔn bèi chū qù wán qù, zhèng zǒu zài zhè ér, tā yǎng zhe liǎn ér, qiào zhe èr láng tuǐ, hēng hēng jī jī de," ǎn men nà gā dá dōu shì dōng běi rén", nà zhèn ér yě méi zhè gē ér kě néng, zhèng gāo xìng ne. yóu dǎ shàng biān, zhè dà huā pén xià lái le, pēng! zhěng zá liǎn shàng. nín xiǎng a, tā yǎng zhe shēn ér zhè me zuò," kuǎ" zá shàng, zhěng gè rén jiù fān guò qù le, pā yī xià zǐ, nǎo dài jiù suì le. lā yáng chē zhè zhǔ ér ne, zhèng dī zhe tóu ne. yào bù zěn me yǒu zhè me jù huà ne?" dé yì mò yǎng shǒu, shī yì mò dī tóu", jiù shuō tā men liǎ rén. shuō nǐ dé yì shí hòu nǐ bié piē zhe dà zuǐ de, zhè róng yì ná huā pén ér zá zhe." shī yì mò dī tóu", shī yì shuō zhè huì wǒ bù shùn, bù shùn nǐ yě zhèng cháng yì diǎn, nǐ bù néng tiān tiān zhè yàng zěn me nòng a zhè wán yì ér a, zhè bù xíng. lā chē zhè zhǔ ér, xìng tián jiào tián èr, zhè xiǎo zi běn shēn nǎ, jiā lǐ yǒu diǎn qián, fù jiā zǐ dì, bù xué hǎo, chī hē piáo dǔ chōu, kēng méng guǎi piàn tōu, zuì hòu méi zhé le lā yáng chē. qián liǎng tiān, zǒu le yī bù zéi yùn, zěn me ne? jiǎn le yī zhāng cǎi piào, yě bù zhī shuí rēng nà ér de, gēn jiē shàng tā jiǎn qǐ lái yī qiáo, duì duì hào ér ba, zhòng jiǎng le, shí wàn kuài, duō shǎo qián a, gāo xìng, yī gāo xìng, tā zhè xīn zàng yě bù tài hǎo, gēn jiē shàng jiù tǎng xià le, gěi sòng dào yī yuàn qù. a, qiú zhè dài fū, nǐ yí dìng bǎ wǒ jiù hǎo. wǒ xiàn zài shì yǒu qián rén le, wǒ gāng yǒu qián wǒ shě bù de sǐ, wǒ chēng shí wàn, nǐ bǎ wǒ jiù huó le, wǒ gěi nǐ wǔ wàn. shuō de tǐng hǎo, zhè dài fū xīn zàng bù tài hǎo. nǐ gěi wǒ wǔ wàn? āi yā, guāng, sǐ zhè ér le. yī jù huà bǎ dài fū měi sǐ le. dài fū jiā lǐ bù gàn, dǎ guān sī ba, fán rén tuō qiào de, zuì hòu tián èr jiā lǐ bǎ zhè wǔ wàn yě gěi rén jiā le, nà wǔ wàn suàn fá kuǎn. hái dé chū lái lā chē lái, yuè zuó mo yuè biè niǔ, měi tiān chū lái huán dī tóu, lā zhe chē yě dī tóu, xīn shuō hái yǒu méi yǒu jiǎng quàn le? zhè yī dī tóu bú yào jǐn, jīn ér bǎ mìng dī le. zěn me ne? chē shàng zuò zhè zhǔ ér a fān guò qù le, tā shì wú yì zhōng, méi yǒu xiǎng dào, zhè chē bǎ méi zhuā zhù, zhěng gè lián rén dài chē yě fān qǐ lái le, àn lā yáng chē de shù yǔ lái shuō, zhè jiào" dǎ tiān chèng", zhěng gè fān guò qù le. tián èr, rì nǎo dài chōng xià, bēn mǎ lù yá zǐ qù le, mǎ lù yá zǐ shì shí tou de, ná nǎo dài hé shí tou zuò le yí gè qīng wēi de jiào liàng, tián èr shū le. dāng shí zhè jiù suì le, sǐ zhè ér le. C9 ?! o j " u6 x: A I. A n | |
| yí ge rén tiào lóu shuāi sǐ le, xīn zāng bìng xià sǐ yí gè, dà huā pén ér zá sǐ yí gè, nǎo dài gēn nà ér jiào liàng hái sǐ le yí gè. zhè gè dān kǒu xiàng sheng gāng kāi shǐ shuō, méi chāo guò shí fēn zhōng, sǐ le sì gè rén, zhè shì hé qí zhuàng guān de shì qíng? zhěng gè zhè jiē shàng guò bù qù rén le, zěn me ne? tài cán kù le. a, yī zhǎ yǎn de gōng fū, sì gè rén dōu tǎng xià le. zhōng guó rén yǒu yí gè hěn hǎo de yōu diǎn, hǎo kàn rè nao, huò, dà huǒ ér dōu xīng fèn nǎ, tài hǎo le! jīn ér chū lái chū lái duì le, a, wǎng cháng chēng sǐ sǐ yí gè liǎ jiù liǎo bù dé le, jīn tiān nǐ qiáo, sǐ sì gè, zhè duō de kàn nǎ zhè gè! lái zán men kàn kàn zhè gè, yī huì ér zài kàn nà gè. dà huǒ ér gēn zhè ér cān guān. yǒu jǐng chá, bú shì méi jǐng chá. yī chuī zhè shào ér, dū , quán chū lái le, a bié dòng bié dòng bié dòng, wéi zhù le, bǎo hù xiàn chǎng. fān ba, fān sǐ shī shēn shàng yǒu shén me ya, a, yǒu de dōng xī kě yǐ zuò wéi chéng táng zhèng gōng, yǒu de dōng xī ne, jǐng chá yě de tiē bǔ jiā yòng. a, zhè gè wǒ de zhè shì. fān, fān lái fān qù, zài tiào lóu de zhè gè rén shēn shàng fā xiàn le zhè zhāng zhǐ, ná qǐ lái dǎ kāi le, xiě zhe jǐ xíng zì. yào niàn hái méi niàn ne, yóu dǎ hòu biān guò lái yī wèi. āi, pàng zi. yō, zhè jǐng chá yī huí tóu xià yī tiào, āi yō hē, péng jiǎn chá guān. tā rèn shi. zhè gè rén nǎ, sì shí suì zuǒ yòu de nián jì, zhōng liú gè, huáng bái jìng zi, zhǎng de tǐng jīng shén, chuān zhe yī shēn xī zhuāng, zhè ér bié zhe yī gān bǐ. tiān jīn gāo děng jiǎn chá tīng yī děng jiǎn chá guān, péng bīn. āi, pàng zi. tā rèn shi zhè jǐng chá, qí shí zhè jǐng chá yě bú shì tè bié pàng, cái 300 lái jīn, sān shēn ér jǐng fú gǎi wán le tā yī rén ér chuān. āi, péng jiǎn chá guān. zhè shì shén me ya? zhè shì sǐ shī shēn shàng sōu chū lái de, nín qiáo qiáo ba. hǎo, péng bīn jiē guò lái yī qiáo a, shàng biān xiě zhe jǐ xíng zì:" zōng wēi tí bǐ lèi bù gàn, xìn chéng dāng dì jiǎn chá guān. tān zāng mài fǎ bù gōng duàn, hòu bèi r sūn wǒ yì bān. bái zōng wēi jué bǐ." míng bái le, sǐ de zhè zhǔ ér xìng bái, jiào bái zōng wēi, xiě shàng jué bǐ liǎ zì ér, shuō míng shì yǒu bèi ér lái, zhǐ yǒu zhè zhǒng shū xìn shàng cái xiě jué bǐ ne, jiè tiáo shàng méi yǒu zhè gè." jīn jiè xiàn jīn sì shí wàn, xú dé liàng jué bǐ". kě bié jiè gěi tā a, jiù méi dǎ suàn hái. |
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