Left Brain, Right Brain Lyrics
| Song | Left Brain, Right Brain |
| Artist | Bo Burnham |
| Album | what. |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.00] | 作曲 : Bo Burnham |
| [00:00.00] | 作词 : Bo Burnham |
| [00:00.00] | Okay, we're moving way along here |
| [00:05.26] | (Hello, patient 24602) |
| [00:07.56] | I'm sorry- Hello, how are- |
| [00:08.92] | (How are you feeling?) |
| [00:10.09] | Um, not great |
| [00:11.32] | (Has the treatment been working?) |
| [00:13.20] | Uh, I don't think so, no |
| [00:14.77] | (What are your remaining symptoms?) |
| [00:16.07] | I just, I... I internalize my feelings a lot, I have trouble articulating how I'm feeling to other people, I feel like I jus- |
| [00:21.38] | (So basically, you're still a little shit) |
| [00:23.57] | Yes, very mature of you, disembodied voice, way up there |
| [00:26.58] | (I was just joking, nigga) |
| [00:28.72] | Alright you're not as safe in Wisconsin as you might think with that shit |
| [00:31.36] | (I'm not human I can say whatever I want) |
| [00:33.05] | Alright just, just what, get to the point! What's wrong with me? Please. Please! |
| [00:37.29] | (Your emotions and your logic are at war) |
| [00:39.95] | Okay |
| [00:40.34] | (Your creativity and your analysis are at war) |
| [00:45.88] | (And most simply, your left and right brain are at war) |
| [00:48.26] | My left and my- |
| [00:48.47] | (To fix the problem, we must separate them from each other) |
| [00:52.44] | (Splitting your neurological functions in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...) |
| [00:56.36] | Well, we book an appointment or something? You don't just start counting down to major medical procedures |
| [01:01.11] | (This may hurt a bit) |
| [01:02.02] | I don't even know what "it" is! |
| [01:02.94] | Just tell me what you're-! |
| [01:13.78] | (Isolation complete) |
| [01:17.85] | (This is Bo's left brain: objective, logical, cold, analytical) |
| [01:23.29] | (Aware of patterns, aware of trends. He's efficient... and a shit) |
| [01:30.29] | (This is Bo's right brain: subjective, creative, sensory) |
| [01:35.07] | (Aware of feelings, aware of people. He's emotional... and an idiot) |
| [01:41.55] | That's your opinion, just careful with opinions |
| [01:43.43] | (Okay boys... Play nice) |
| [01:47.50] | I am the left brain, I am the left brain |
| [01:49.91] | I work really hard 'til my inevitable death brain |
| [01:53.15] | You got a job to do, you better do it right, and the right way is with the left brain's might |
| [01:59.47] | I like Oreo's and shit, yes! In that order |
| [02:04.09] | And I cried for at least an hour after watching Toy Story 3, WOODY! |
| [02:09.42] | I am the right brain, I have feelings, I'm a little all over the place but I'm lustful, trustful and I'm looking for somebody to love, or put my d**k in |
| [02:21.31] | Here comes a female, here comes a female |
| [02:23.89] | Puff your chest out take your phone and check your email |
| [02:27.05] | Our evolutionary purpose is to repopulate |
| [02:29.93] | So gather data now and see if she's a possible mate |
| [02:33.09] | Holy shit I think she might be the one, there's something about her, I just can't describe it |
| [02:43.30] | **** |
| [02:44.40] | I am the earth, she's the glorious sun! |
| [02:48.73] | I want her to trust me and I just want her to, how do I say this, sit on my face? Sit, sit on my face! |
| [02:55.34] | Alright now right brain you're being insane |
| [02:58.09] | No left brain, I'm just being alive |
| [03:01.72] | You should try it, you might like it |
| [03:06.76] | I worked hard to give him everything he cared about |
| [03:09.50] | You were worried 'bout the things that he was scared about |
| [03:12.19] | I'm calm and collected when you act wild |
| [03:15.40] | I am the adult you are the child |
| [03:18.41] | You think you're the right one every time |
| [03:22.48] | You think you know everything but you don't know anything at all |
| [03:29.62] | Half of his problems were supposed to be mine |
| [03:33.72] | But you wanted everything I hope that you're happy 'cause he's sure not |
| [03:41.66] | Well according to my calculations, I'm sorry let me run the numbers again, um, you're a b***h |
| [03:46.36] | Name calling? Really? You're gonna just do name calling? |
| [03:48.29] | I'm not calling names alright, I'm just stating facts, and the fact is you're a quivering b***h |
| [03:51.53] | I'm the b***h? Well at least I don't play with toys still, oka |
| [03:54.46] | Rubix cubes are not toys, they keep my spatial reasoning skills sharp |
| [03:57.78] | Left brain plays with toys! Look at you, mister... You're a toy player |
| [04:02.82] | Well at least I did my ****ing job, alright? I kept him working, I kept him productive |
| [04:07.31] | You were supposed to look after him |
| [04:08.85] | You were supposed to keep him emotionally stable through all this |
| [04:11.78] | Now you're trying to blame me for how he's feeling, how he's feeling! |
| [04:14.34] | If he's feeling unhappy it's because you failed him |
| [04:16.79] | You did this to him, he hates you I know he does. He ****ing hates you |
| [04:30.19] | Right brain, look, I'm sorry, okay? |
| [04:34.29] | No you're not... |
| [04:45.29] | Look, maybe there's something that we could do together |
| [04:52.35] | Together? |
| [04:54.41] | Take the best parts of both of us, put them together |
| [05:01.91] | I'm listening |
| [05:04.20] | It would let you let your feelings out, it would let me analyze |
| [05:09.14] | So you could man the themes, I'll man the form |
| [05:14.03] | It's something that George Carlin did, it's something that Steve Martin did |
| [05:19.54] | It's something special that we can both perform, do you know what it is? |
| [05:25.02] | Juggling! We could juggle, and juggle our cares away! |
| [05:34.06] | It was comedy, we could do comedy together... |
| [05:36.99] | (Initiate reassembly) |
| [05:38.14] | Alright right brain, look we're gonna do comedy together, alright? We gotta do comedy! |
| [05:40.96] | Alright, alright left brain I'll do comedy with you |
| [05:42.68] | Look we can fix him like this, we're gonna make him happy again I promise, alright? |
| [05:46.68] | Left brain...! Left brain I love you! |
| [05:52.14] | I know |
| [05:54.41] | (Experimentation complete) |
| [05:56.24] | Thank you very much |
| [06:07.06] | Thank you guys for coming. It's so nice! |
| [06:08.00] | I wanted to record the CD and massing because this always been one of my favourite plays to play. |
| [06:10.84] | I played here last year enough. |
| [06:11.99] | Some people came to that one. |
| [06:13.66] | That's very nice. |
| [06:14.03] | Thanks for coming again, I appreciate it. |
| [06:16.51] | Um, there's gonna be you know this little silences in the show as I'm moving between pieces. |
| [06:19.65] | Don't feel you have to fill that silence with laughter or applause. |
| [06:22.00] | I don't want you leaving the show saying you know |
| [06:24.43] | My hands hurt from clapping. |
| [06:25.47] | My stomach hurts from laughing. |
| [06:26.60] | l just want you leaving the show thinking |
| [06:28.40] | Oh well |
| [06:32.16] | And we're on our way |
| [00:00.00] | zuo qu : Bo Burnham |
| [00:00.00] | zuo ci : Bo Burnham |
| [00:00.00] | Okay, we' re moving way along here |
| [00:05.26] | Hello, patient 24602 |
| [00:07.56] | I' m sorry Hello, how are |
| [00:08.92] | How are you feeling? |
| [00:10.09] | Um, not great |
| [00:11.32] | Has the treatment been working? |
| [00:13.20] | Uh, I don' t think so, no |
| [00:14.77] | What are your remaining symptoms? |
| [00:16.07] | I just, I... I internalize my feelings a lot, I have trouble articulating how I' m feeling to other people, I feel like I jus |
| [00:21.38] | So basically, you' re still a little shit |
| [00:23.57] | Yes, very mature of you, disembodied voice, way up there |
| [00:26.58] | I was just joking, nigga |
| [00:28.72] | Alright you' re not as safe in Wisconsin as you might think with that shit |
| [00:31.36] | I' m not human I can say whatever I want |
| [00:33.05] | Alright just, just what, get to the point! What' s wrong with me? Please. Please! |
| [00:37.29] | Your emotions and your logic are at war |
| [00:39.95] | Okay |
| [00:40.34] | Your creativity and your analysis are at war |
| [00:45.88] | And most simply, your left and right brain are at war |
| [00:48.26] | My left and my |
| [00:48.47] | To fix the problem, we must separate them from each other |
| [00:52.44] | Splitting your neurological functions in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... |
| [00:56.36] | Well, we book an appointment or something? You don' t just start counting down to major medical procedures |
| [01:01.11] | This may hurt a bit |
| [01:02.02] | I don' t even know what " it" is! |
| [01:02.94] | Just tell me what you' re! |
| [01:13.78] | Isolation complete |
| [01:17.85] | This is Bo' s left brain: objective, logical, cold, analytical |
| [01:23.29] | Aware of patterns, aware of trends. He' s efficient... and a shit |
| [01:30.29] | This is Bo' s right brain: subjective, creative, sensory |
| [01:35.07] | Aware of feelings, aware of people. He' s emotional... and an idiot |
| [01:41.55] | That' s your opinion, just careful with opinions |
| [01:43.43] | Okay boys... Play nice |
| [01:47.50] | I am the left brain, I am the left brain |
| [01:49.91] | I work really hard ' til my inevitable death brain |
| [01:53.15] | You got a job to do, you better do it right, and the right way is with the left brain' s might |
| [01:59.47] | I like Oreo' s and shit, yes! In that order |
| [02:04.09] | And I cried for at least an hour after watching Toy Story 3, WOODY! |
| [02:09.42] | I am the right brain, I have feelings, I' m a little all over the place but I' m lustful, trustful and I' m looking for somebody to love, or put my d k in |
| [02:21.31] | Here comes a female, here comes a female |
| [02:23.89] | Puff your chest out take your phone and check your email |
| [02:27.05] | Our evolutionary purpose is to repopulate |
| [02:29.93] | So gather data now and see if she' s a possible mate |
| [02:33.09] | Holy shit I think she might be the one, there' s something about her, I just can' t describe it |
| [02:43.30] | |
| [02:44.40] | I am the earth, she' s the glorious sun! |
| [02:48.73] | I want her to trust me and I just want her to, how do I say this, sit on my face? Sit, sit on my face! |
| [02:55.34] | Alright now right brain you' re being insane |
| [02:58.09] | No left brain, I' m just being alive |
| [03:01.72] | You should try it, you might like it |
| [03:06.76] | I worked hard to give him everything he cared about |
| [03:09.50] | You were worried ' bout the things that he was scared about |
| [03:12.19] | I' m calm and collected when you act wild |
| [03:15.40] | I am the adult you are the child |
| [03:18.41] | You think you' re the right one every time |
| [03:22.48] | You think you know everything but you don' t know anything at all |
| [03:29.62] | Half of his problems were supposed to be mine |
| [03:33.72] | But you wanted everything I hope that you' re happy ' cause he' s sure not |
| [03:41.66] | Well according to my calculations, I' m sorry let me run the numbers again, um, you' re a b h |
| [03:46.36] | Name calling? Really? You' re gonna just do name calling? |
| [03:48.29] | I' m not calling names alright, I' m just stating facts, and the fact is you' re a quivering b h |
| [03:51.53] | I' m the b h? Well at least I don' t play with toys still, oka |
| [03:54.46] | Rubix cubes are not toys, they keep my spatial reasoning skills sharp |
| [03:57.78] | Left brain plays with toys! Look at you, mister... You' re a toy player |
| [04:02.82] | Well at least I did my ing job, alright? I kept him working, I kept him productive |
| [04:07.31] | You were supposed to look after him |
| [04:08.85] | You were supposed to keep him emotionally stable through all this |
| [04:11.78] | Now you' re trying to blame me for how he' s feeling, how he' s feeling! |
| [04:14.34] | If he' s feeling unhappy it' s because you failed him |
| [04:16.79] | You did this to him, he hates you I know he does. He ing hates you |
| [04:30.19] | Right brain, look, I' m sorry, okay? |
| [04:34.29] | No you' re not... |
| [04:45.29] | Look, maybe there' s something that we could do together |
| [04:52.35] | Together? |
| [04:54.41] | Take the best parts of both of us, put them together |
| [05:01.91] | I' m listening |
| [05:04.20] | It would let you let your feelings out, it would let me analyze |
| [05:09.14] | So you could man the themes, I' ll man the form |
| [05:14.03] | It' s something that George Carlin did, it' s something that Steve Martin did |
| [05:19.54] | It' s something special that we can both perform, do you know what it is? |
| [05:25.02] | Juggling! We could juggle, and juggle our cares away! |
| [05:34.06] | It was comedy, we could do comedy together... |
| [05:36.99] | Initiate reassembly |
| [05:38.14] | Alright right brain, look we' re gonna do comedy together, alright? We gotta do comedy! |
| [05:40.96] | Alright, alright left brain I' ll do comedy with you |
| [05:42.68] | Look we can fix him like this, we' re gonna make him happy again I promise, alright? |
| [05:46.68] | Left brain...! Left brain I love you! |
| [05:52.14] | I know |
| [05:54.41] | Experimentation complete |
| [05:56.24] | Thank you very much |
| [06:07.06] | Thank you guys for coming. It' s so nice! |
| [06:08.00] | I wanted to record the CD and massing because this always been one of my favourite plays to play. |
| [06:10.84] | I played here last year enough. |
| [06:11.99] | Some people came to that one. |
| [06:13.66] | That' s very nice. |
| [06:14.03] | Thanks for coming again, I appreciate it. |
| [06:16.51] | Um, there' s gonna be you know this little silences in the show as I' m moving between pieces. |
| [06:19.65] | Don' t feel you have to fill that silence with laughter or applause. |
| [06:22.00] | I don' t want you leaving the show saying you know |
| [06:24.43] | My hands hurt from clapping. |
| [06:25.47] | My stomach hurts from laughing. |
| [06:26.60] | l just want you leaving the show thinking |
| [06:28.40] | Oh well |
| [06:32.16] | And we' re on our way |
| [00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : Bo Burnham |
| [00:00.00] | zuò cí : Bo Burnham |
| [00:00.00] | Okay, we' re moving way along here |
| [00:05.26] | Hello, patient 24602 |
| [00:07.56] | I' m sorry Hello, how are |
| [00:08.92] | How are you feeling? |
| [00:10.09] | Um, not great |
| [00:11.32] | Has the treatment been working? |
| [00:13.20] | Uh, I don' t think so, no |
| [00:14.77] | What are your remaining symptoms? |
| [00:16.07] | I just, I... I internalize my feelings a lot, I have trouble articulating how I' m feeling to other people, I feel like I jus |
| [00:21.38] | So basically, you' re still a little shit |
| [00:23.57] | Yes, very mature of you, disembodied voice, way up there |
| [00:26.58] | I was just joking, nigga |
| [00:28.72] | Alright you' re not as safe in Wisconsin as you might think with that shit |
| [00:31.36] | I' m not human I can say whatever I want |
| [00:33.05] | Alright just, just what, get to the point! What' s wrong with me? Please. Please! |
| [00:37.29] | Your emotions and your logic are at war |
| [00:39.95] | Okay |
| [00:40.34] | Your creativity and your analysis are at war |
| [00:45.88] | And most simply, your left and right brain are at war |
| [00:48.26] | My left and my |
| [00:48.47] | To fix the problem, we must separate them from each other |
| [00:52.44] | Splitting your neurological functions in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... |
| [00:56.36] | Well, we book an appointment or something? You don' t just start counting down to major medical procedures |
| [01:01.11] | This may hurt a bit |
| [01:02.02] | I don' t even know what " it" is! |
| [01:02.94] | Just tell me what you' re! |
| [01:13.78] | Isolation complete |
| [01:17.85] | This is Bo' s left brain: objective, logical, cold, analytical |
| [01:23.29] | Aware of patterns, aware of trends. He' s efficient... and a shit |
| [01:30.29] | This is Bo' s right brain: subjective, creative, sensory |
| [01:35.07] | Aware of feelings, aware of people. He' s emotional... and an idiot |
| [01:41.55] | That' s your opinion, just careful with opinions |
| [01:43.43] | Okay boys... Play nice |
| [01:47.50] | I am the left brain, I am the left brain |
| [01:49.91] | I work really hard ' til my inevitable death brain |
| [01:53.15] | You got a job to do, you better do it right, and the right way is with the left brain' s might |
| [01:59.47] | I like Oreo' s and shit, yes! In that order |
| [02:04.09] | And I cried for at least an hour after watching Toy Story 3, WOODY! |
| [02:09.42] | I am the right brain, I have feelings, I' m a little all over the place but I' m lustful, trustful and I' m looking for somebody to love, or put my d k in |
| [02:21.31] | Here comes a female, here comes a female |
| [02:23.89] | Puff your chest out take your phone and check your email |
| [02:27.05] | Our evolutionary purpose is to repopulate |
| [02:29.93] | So gather data now and see if she' s a possible mate |
| [02:33.09] | Holy shit I think she might be the one, there' s something about her, I just can' t describe it |
| [02:43.30] | |
| [02:44.40] | I am the earth, she' s the glorious sun! |
| [02:48.73] | I want her to trust me and I just want her to, how do I say this, sit on my face? Sit, sit on my face! |
| [02:55.34] | Alright now right brain you' re being insane |
| [02:58.09] | No left brain, I' m just being alive |
| [03:01.72] | You should try it, you might like it |
| [03:06.76] | I worked hard to give him everything he cared about |
| [03:09.50] | You were worried ' bout the things that he was scared about |
| [03:12.19] | I' m calm and collected when you act wild |
| [03:15.40] | I am the adult you are the child |
| [03:18.41] | You think you' re the right one every time |
| [03:22.48] | You think you know everything but you don' t know anything at all |
| [03:29.62] | Half of his problems were supposed to be mine |
| [03:33.72] | But you wanted everything I hope that you' re happy ' cause he' s sure not |
| [03:41.66] | Well according to my calculations, I' m sorry let me run the numbers again, um, you' re a b h |
| [03:46.36] | Name calling? Really? You' re gonna just do name calling? |
| [03:48.29] | I' m not calling names alright, I' m just stating facts, and the fact is you' re a quivering b h |
| [03:51.53] | I' m the b h? Well at least I don' t play with toys still, oka |
| [03:54.46] | Rubix cubes are not toys, they keep my spatial reasoning skills sharp |
| [03:57.78] | Left brain plays with toys! Look at you, mister... You' re a toy player |
| [04:02.82] | Well at least I did my ing job, alright? I kept him working, I kept him productive |
| [04:07.31] | You were supposed to look after him |
| [04:08.85] | You were supposed to keep him emotionally stable through all this |
| [04:11.78] | Now you' re trying to blame me for how he' s feeling, how he' s feeling! |
| [04:14.34] | If he' s feeling unhappy it' s because you failed him |
| [04:16.79] | You did this to him, he hates you I know he does. He ing hates you |
| [04:30.19] | Right brain, look, I' m sorry, okay? |
| [04:34.29] | No you' re not... |
| [04:45.29] | Look, maybe there' s something that we could do together |
| [04:52.35] | Together? |
| [04:54.41] | Take the best parts of both of us, put them together |
| [05:01.91] | I' m listening |
| [05:04.20] | It would let you let your feelings out, it would let me analyze |
| [05:09.14] | So you could man the themes, I' ll man the form |
| [05:14.03] | It' s something that George Carlin did, it' s something that Steve Martin did |
| [05:19.54] | It' s something special that we can both perform, do you know what it is? |
| [05:25.02] | Juggling! We could juggle, and juggle our cares away! |
| [05:34.06] | It was comedy, we could do comedy together... |
| [05:36.99] | Initiate reassembly |
| [05:38.14] | Alright right brain, look we' re gonna do comedy together, alright? We gotta do comedy! |
| [05:40.96] | Alright, alright left brain I' ll do comedy with you |
| [05:42.68] | Look we can fix him like this, we' re gonna make him happy again I promise, alright? |
| [05:46.68] | Left brain...! Left brain I love you! |
| [05:52.14] | I know |
| [05:54.41] | Experimentation complete |
| [05:56.24] | Thank you very much |
| [06:07.06] | Thank you guys for coming. It' s so nice! |
| [06:08.00] | I wanted to record the CD and massing because this always been one of my favourite plays to play. |
| [06:10.84] | I played here last year enough. |
| [06:11.99] | Some people came to that one. |
| [06:13.66] | That' s very nice. |
| [06:14.03] | Thanks for coming again, I appreciate it. |
| [06:16.51] | Um, there' s gonna be you know this little silences in the show as I' m moving between pieces. |
| [06:19.65] | Don' t feel you have to fill that silence with laughter or applause. |
| [06:22.00] | I don' t want you leaving the show saying you know |
| [06:24.43] | My hands hurt from clapping. |
| [06:25.47] | My stomach hurts from laughing. |
| [06:26.60] | l just want you leaving the show thinking |
| [06:28.40] | Oh well |
| [06:32.16] | And we' re on our way |
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