I F--k Sl--ts Lyrics
| Song | I F--k Sl--ts |
| Artist | Bo Burnham |
| Album | what. |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.000] | 作曲 : Bo Burnham |
| [00:00.261] | 作词 : Bo Burnham |
| [00:00.523] | Thank you for all being here on a Friday |
| [00:01.785] | I know there's lots of places you can be on a Friday |
| [00:03.506] | So I appreciate you taking the time to be with me |
| [00:05.535] | It does truly mean a lot |
| [00:07.052] | I would like to, um, do a love poem right now |
| [00:09.503] | Since it's sort of early in the show |
| [00:11.792] | Um, I warn you, it is sappy and romantic, so um |
| [00:15.743] | I'll get it out of the way now |
| [00:17.070] | And then I'll go back to the, er, the dirty stuff |
| [00:19.102] | That everyone loves, or whatever |
| [00:21.215] | Um, okay, it's called 'I F--k Sl--ts' |
| [00:27.533] | Sl--ts |
| [00:29.089] | Sl--ts (it's not a rollcall but thank you) |
| [00:31.917] | Sl--ts, I f--k sl--ts |
| [00:35.221] | Sl--ts get f--ked when I f--k sl--ts |
| [00:36.880] | No if ands and or buts |
| [00:38.238] | I f--k sl--ts |
| [00:39.020] | I f--k sl--ts |
| [00:40.172] | Nice girls are nice |
| [00:40.977] | But no good for nut sucking |
| [00:42.100] | Don't need need a serene night to green light a butt f--king |
| [00:44.350] | But that will be easy with sleazy old sl--t f--king |
| [00:46.593] | Boo to the nice girls |
| [00:47.649] | Praise be to sl--t f--king |
| [00:49.050] | I have a list |
| [00:50.166] | A list? |
| [00:51.038] | Yes, a list of all the sl--ts I've missed |
| [00:52.906] | I've never f--ked or sucked these sl--ts |
| [00:54.806] | And thus my balls are f--king pissed |
| [00:56.195] | So when I f--k the lucky sl--t, my nut removes her from the list |
| [00:59.577] | Another dumb cum bucket struck |
| [01:01.470] | From my nut sucking suck it sl--t, sl--t f--king bucket list |
| [01:05.137] | So, yes you hear the influences, Chaucer |
| [01:09.500] | The pages are blank, I know it, why am I lying to you? |
| [01:15.388] | Sl--ts can be white, black, brown, pink or almond |
| [01:17.656] | They can be skinny with big tits |
| [01:18.726] | Or be skinny with small ones |
| [01:20.196] | Sl--ts can be perky preppy or posh |
| [01:22.182] | With their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash |
| [01:28.971] | City people are confused |
| [01:32.523] | But other sl--ts are pretty and funny and smart |
| [01:36.213] | These sl--ts can lift all your thoughts from your d--k to your heart |
| [01:39.041] | They can talk about science, music, or art |
| [01:40.975] | They can put you together |
| [01:41.837] | Or they could pull you apart |
| [01:43.017] | But don't trust these sl--ts |
| [01:44.229] | Don't, don't you dare |
| [01:45.706] | They'll force you |
| [01:46.185] | Trust them and love them and care |
| [01:47.878] | And then they'll be gone |
| [01:48.726] | And then youll be aware of that hole in your heart |
| [01:50.748] | That that dumb sl--t left there |
| [01:52.425] | Thank you very much |
| [01:53.703] | So, you see? He was lashing out with sexist language |
| [01:57.167] | 'Cause he had his heart broken |
| [01:58.343] | We all learn something |
| [02:00.714] | Um, I know that that bit in particular is a little bit dense |
| [02:03.573] | A little bit hard to follow |
| [02:04.659] | And I wanna be able to do something that's easier to follow |
| [02:06.972] | And you could probably get on the first listen |
| [02:08.291] | So I wanna do a slower joke for you, erm |
| [02:10.143] | Here's a slow joke... |
| [02:17.607] | What did the ear of corn say |
| [02:21.935] | When all of it's clothes fell off |
| [02:26.926] | "Aw shucks!" Get it? |
| [02:35.086] | Like, shucks as in shucking corn |
| [02:40.004] | And also shucks the exclamation |
| [02:45.742] | Am I right? |
| [02:51.543] | Something for everybody, um |
| [02:55.743] | My father recently told me that I act too gay on stage |
| [02:58.564] | I said, "Really Dad? Prove it" |
| [03:06.954] | For those listening, I threw confetti, flamboyantly |
| [03:15.788] | So we're having fun |
| [03:18.197] | Thank you for all being here |
| [00:00.000] | zuo qu : Bo Burnham |
| [00:00.261] | zuo ci : Bo Burnham |
| [00:00.523] | Thank you for all being here on a Friday |
| [00:01.785] | I know there' s lots of places you can be on a Friday |
| [00:03.506] | So I appreciate you taking the time to be with me |
| [00:05.535] | It does truly mean a lot |
| [00:07.052] | I would like to, um, do a love poem right now |
| [00:09.503] | Since it' s sort of early in the show |
| [00:11.792] | Um, I warn you, it is sappy and romantic, so um |
| [00:15.743] | I' ll get it out of the way now |
| [00:17.070] | And then I' ll go back to the, er, the dirty stuff |
| [00:19.102] | That everyone loves, or whatever |
| [00:21.215] | Um, okay, it' s called ' I Fk Slts' |
| [00:27.533] | Slts |
| [00:29.089] | Slts it' s not a rollcall but thank you |
| [00:31.917] | Slts, I fk slts |
| [00:35.221] | Slts get fked when I fk slts |
| [00:36.880] | No if ands and or buts |
| [00:38.238] | I fk slts |
| [00:39.020] | I fk slts |
| [00:40.172] | Nice girls are nice |
| [00:40.977] | But no good for nut sucking |
| [00:42.100] | Don' t need need a serene night to green light a butt fking |
| [00:44.350] | But that will be easy with sleazy old slt fking |
| [00:46.593] | Boo to the nice girls |
| [00:47.649] | Praise be to slt fking |
| [00:49.050] | I have a list |
| [00:50.166] | A list? |
| [00:51.038] | Yes, a list of all the slts I' ve missed |
| [00:52.906] | I' ve never fked or sucked these slts |
| [00:54.806] | And thus my balls are fking pissed |
| [00:56.195] | So when I fk the lucky slt, my nut removes her from the list |
| [00:59.577] | Another dumb cum bucket struck |
| [01:01.470] | From my nut sucking suck it slt, slt fking bucket list |
| [01:05.137] | So, yes you hear the influences, Chaucer |
| [01:09.500] | The pages are blank, I know it, why am I lying to you? |
| [01:15.388] | Slts can be white, black, brown, pink or almond |
| [01:17.656] | They can be skinny with big tits |
| [01:18.726] | Or be skinny with small ones |
| [01:20.196] | Slts can be perky preppy or posh |
| [01:22.182] | With their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash |
| [01:28.971] | City people are confused |
| [01:32.523] | But other slts are pretty and funny and smart |
| [01:36.213] | These slts can lift all your thoughts from your dk to your heart |
| [01:39.041] | They can talk about science, music, or art |
| [01:40.975] | They can put you together |
| [01:41.837] | Or they could pull you apart |
| [01:43.017] | But don' t trust these slts |
| [01:44.229] | Don' t, don' t you dare |
| [01:45.706] | They' ll force you |
| [01:46.185] | Trust them and love them and care |
| [01:47.878] | And then they' ll be gone |
| [01:48.726] | And then youll be aware of that hole in your heart |
| [01:50.748] | That that dumb slt left there |
| [01:52.425] | Thank you very much |
| [01:53.703] | So, you see? He was lashing out with sexist language |
| [01:57.167] | ' Cause he had his heart broken |
| [01:58.343] | We all learn something |
| [02:00.714] | Um, I know that that bit in particular is a little bit dense |
| [02:03.573] | A little bit hard to follow |
| [02:04.659] | And I wanna be able to do something that' s easier to follow |
| [02:06.972] | And you could probably get on the first listen |
| [02:08.291] | So I wanna do a slower joke for you, erm |
| [02:10.143] | Here' s a slow joke... |
| [02:17.607] | What did the ear of corn say |
| [02:21.935] | When all of it' s clothes fell off |
| [02:26.926] | " Aw shucks!" Get it? |
| [02:35.086] | Like, shucks as in shucking corn |
| [02:40.004] | And also shucks the exclamation |
| [02:45.742] | Am I right? |
| [02:51.543] | Something for everybody, um |
| [02:55.743] | My father recently told me that I act too gay on stage |
| [02:58.564] | I said, " Really Dad? Prove it" |
| [03:06.954] | For those listening, I threw confetti, flamboyantly |
| [03:15.788] | So we' re having fun |
| [03:18.197] | Thank you for all being here |
| [00:00.000] | zuò qǔ : Bo Burnham |
| [00:00.261] | zuò cí : Bo Burnham |
| [00:00.523] | Thank you for all being here on a Friday |
| [00:01.785] | I know there' s lots of places you can be on a Friday |
| [00:03.506] | So I appreciate you taking the time to be with me |
| [00:05.535] | It does truly mean a lot |
| [00:07.052] | I would like to, um, do a love poem right now |
| [00:09.503] | Since it' s sort of early in the show |
| [00:11.792] | Um, I warn you, it is sappy and romantic, so um |
| [00:15.743] | I' ll get it out of the way now |
| [00:17.070] | And then I' ll go back to the, er, the dirty stuff |
| [00:19.102] | That everyone loves, or whatever |
| [00:21.215] | Um, okay, it' s called ' I Fk Slts' |
| [00:27.533] | Slts |
| [00:29.089] | Slts it' s not a rollcall but thank you |
| [00:31.917] | Slts, I fk slts |
| [00:35.221] | Slts get fked when I fk slts |
| [00:36.880] | No if ands and or buts |
| [00:38.238] | I fk slts |
| [00:39.020] | I fk slts |
| [00:40.172] | Nice girls are nice |
| [00:40.977] | But no good for nut sucking |
| [00:42.100] | Don' t need need a serene night to green light a butt fking |
| [00:44.350] | But that will be easy with sleazy old slt fking |
| [00:46.593] | Boo to the nice girls |
| [00:47.649] | Praise be to slt fking |
| [00:49.050] | I have a list |
| [00:50.166] | A list? |
| [00:51.038] | Yes, a list of all the slts I' ve missed |
| [00:52.906] | I' ve never fked or sucked these slts |
| [00:54.806] | And thus my balls are fking pissed |
| [00:56.195] | So when I fk the lucky slt, my nut removes her from the list |
| [00:59.577] | Another dumb cum bucket struck |
| [01:01.470] | From my nut sucking suck it slt, slt fking bucket list |
| [01:05.137] | So, yes you hear the influences, Chaucer |
| [01:09.500] | The pages are blank, I know it, why am I lying to you? |
| [01:15.388] | Slts can be white, black, brown, pink or almond |
| [01:17.656] | They can be skinny with big tits |
| [01:18.726] | Or be skinny with small ones |
| [01:20.196] | Slts can be perky preppy or posh |
| [01:22.182] | With their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash |
| [01:28.971] | City people are confused |
| [01:32.523] | But other slts are pretty and funny and smart |
| [01:36.213] | These slts can lift all your thoughts from your dk to your heart |
| [01:39.041] | They can talk about science, music, or art |
| [01:40.975] | They can put you together |
| [01:41.837] | Or they could pull you apart |
| [01:43.017] | But don' t trust these slts |
| [01:44.229] | Don' t, don' t you dare |
| [01:45.706] | They' ll force you |
| [01:46.185] | Trust them and love them and care |
| [01:47.878] | And then they' ll be gone |
| [01:48.726] | And then youll be aware of that hole in your heart |
| [01:50.748] | That that dumb slt left there |
| [01:52.425] | Thank you very much |
| [01:53.703] | So, you see? He was lashing out with sexist language |
| [01:57.167] | ' Cause he had his heart broken |
| [01:58.343] | We all learn something |
| [02:00.714] | Um, I know that that bit in particular is a little bit dense |
| [02:03.573] | A little bit hard to follow |
| [02:04.659] | And I wanna be able to do something that' s easier to follow |
| [02:06.972] | And you could probably get on the first listen |
| [02:08.291] | So I wanna do a slower joke for you, erm |
| [02:10.143] | Here' s a slow joke... |
| [02:17.607] | What did the ear of corn say |
| [02:21.935] | When all of it' s clothes fell off |
| [02:26.926] | " Aw shucks!" Get it? |
| [02:35.086] | Like, shucks as in shucking corn |
| [02:40.004] | And also shucks the exclamation |
| [02:45.742] | Am I right? |
| [02:51.543] | Something for everybody, um |
| [02:55.743] | My father recently told me that I act too gay on stage |
| [02:58.564] | I said, " Really Dad? Prove it" |
| [03:06.954] | For those listening, I threw confetti, flamboyantly |
| [03:15.788] | So we' re having fun |
| [03:18.197] | Thank you for all being here |
YouTube Results (More on YouTube)