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If your paycheck depends on |
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The weather and the clock |
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If your conversation calls for |
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A little more than a coffee pot |
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If you need to pour your heart out |
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And try to rectify some situation |
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That you're facing |
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Contact your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association |
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If Uncle Sam dips in your pocket |
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For most things you don't mind |
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But when your dollar goes to all of those |
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Standing in a welfare line |
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Well rejoice, you have a voice |
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If you're concerned about the destination |
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Of this great nation |
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It's called your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association |
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were talking bout the hardhat |
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Gunrack, achin'-back |
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Over taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd |
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They're heart is in the music |
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And they love to play it loud |
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There's no forms or applications |
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There's no red tape administrations |
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It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association |
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We're all one big family |
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Throughout the cities and the towns |
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We don't reach for handouts |
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we reach for those who are down |
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And every local chapter has a seven day a week |
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Available consultation |
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For your frustration |
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It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association |
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You're representing the mud flaps |
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Six pack, beer crack |
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Over-taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd |
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They're heart is in the music |
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And they love to play it loud |
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There's no forms or applications |
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There's no red tape administrations |
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It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association |
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Go join your american honky-tonk bar association! |
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...Do not delay...contact today... |
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your A-H-B-A...your A-H-B-A |
