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The weather and the clock 
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If Uncle Sam dips in your pocket 
For most things you don't mind 
But when your dollar goes to all of those 
Standing in a welfare line 
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Gunrack, achin'-back 
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They're heart is in the music 
And they love to play it loud 
There's no forms or applications 
There's no red tape administrations 
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We don't reach for handouts 
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Available consultation 
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Over-taxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd 
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And they love to play it loud 
There's no forms or applications 
There's no red tape administrations 
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