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Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? |
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My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady |
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Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? |
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My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady |
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Hi, my name is, what? (Excuse me) My name is, who? |
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My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady |
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(Can I have the attention of the class for one second?) |
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Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? |
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My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady |
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Hi, kids, do you like violence? (Yeah, yeah, yeah) |
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Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh) |
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Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah, yeah) |
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Try 'cid and get ****ed up worse than my life is? (Huh?) |
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My brain's dead weight, I'm tryna get my head straight |
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But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Oh) |
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And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady, you a basehead" (Uh-uh) |
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"Then why's your face red? Man, you wasted" |
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Well, since age 12, I felt like I'm someone else |
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'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt |
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Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off |
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And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross |
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I smoke a fat pound of grass, and fall on my ass |
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Faster than a fat b***h who sat down too fast |
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Come here, slut; "Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dawg" |
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I don't give a ****, God sent me to piss the world off |
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Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? |
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My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady |
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Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? |
| [01:28.931] |
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady |
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Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? |
| [01:34.199] |
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady |
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Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? |
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My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady |
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My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high (Shh) |
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Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35 |
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I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler |
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And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Ow) |
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Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up |
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Flashed the bartender, then stuck my d**k in the tip cup |
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Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a spaceship While they're screaming at me, |
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"Let's just be friends" |
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99 percent of my life, I was lied to |
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I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn) |
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I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper |
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Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her |
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(Oh, thank you) |
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You know you blew up when the women rush your stands |
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And try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans |
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(Ahh, ahh, ahh) |
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This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?) |
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So I signed it, "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, a*****e" |
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Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who? |
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My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady |
| [02:27.914] |
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? |
| [02:30.651] |
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady |
| [02:33.119] |
Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who? |
| [02:35.588] |
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady |
| [02:38.633] |
Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? |
| [02:40.620] |
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady |
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Stop the tape, this kid needs to be locked away (Get him) |
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Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate |
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I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (**** that) |
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I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive |
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(Huh, yup) |
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Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide |
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I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? (Go ahead) |
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All my life I was very deprived |
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I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops) |
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Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk |
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I spit when I talk, I'll **** anything that walks (Come here) |
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When I was little, I used to get so hungry I would throw fits |
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How you gonna breastfeed me, Mom? You ain't got no tits |
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I lay awake and strap myself in the bed |
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With a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (Bang) |
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'Cause I'm steamin' mad (Grr) |
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And by the way, when you see my dad (Yeah?) |
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Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had |
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Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who? |
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My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady |
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Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what? |
| [03:32.026] |
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady |
| [03:34.182] |
Hi, my name is, who? My name is, huh? |
| [03:36.916] |
My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady |
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Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who? |
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My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady |
