[00:23.555]Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
[00:24.980]My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[00:26.196]Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
[00:27.871]My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[00:30.089]Hi, my name is, what? (Excuse me) My name is, who?
[00:33.637]My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[00:35.340](Can I have the attention of the class for one second?)
[00:36.572]Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
[00:37.978]My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[00:40.729]Hi, kids, do you like violence? (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
[00:42.699]Wanna see me stick nine-inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh)
[00:45.962]Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah, yeah)
[00:48.447]Try 'cid and get ****ed up worse than my life is? (Huh?)
[00:50.982]My brain's dead weight, I'm tryna get my head straight
[00:53.810]But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Oh)
[00:56.306]And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady, you a basehead" (Uh-uh)
[00:58.509]"Then why's your face red? Man, you wasted"
[01:00.715]Well, since age 12, I felt like I'm someone else
[01:03.463]'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
[01:06.028]Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
[01:08.780]And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
[01:11.524]I smoke a fat pound of grass, and fall on my ass
[01:13.994]Faster than a fat b***h who sat down too fast
[01:16.214]Come here, slut; "Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl, dawg"
[01:19.034]I don't give a ****, God sent me to piss the world off
[01:21.511]Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
[01:23.710]My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[01:26.462]Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
[01:28.931]My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[01:31.730]Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
[01:34.199]My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[01:36.682]Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
[01:40.025]My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[01:41.978]My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high (Shh)
[01:44.511]Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35
[01:47.261]I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
[01:50.337]And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Ow)
[01:52.293]Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
[01:54.776]Flashed the bartender, then stuck my d**k in the tip cup
[01:57.307]Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians in a spaceship While they're screaming at me,
[01:59.956]"Let's just be friends"
[02:02.697]99 percent of my life, I was lied to
[02:05.180]I just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn)
[02:07.387]I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
[02:09.872]Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her
[02:12.666](Oh, thank you)
[02:13.555]You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
[02:15.243]And try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans
[02:17.465](Ahh, ahh, ahh)
[02:17.917]This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
[02:20.120]So I signed it, "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, a*****e"
[02:22.900]Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who?
[02:25.369]My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[02:27.914]Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
[02:30.651]My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[02:33.119]Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who?
[02:35.588]My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[02:38.633]Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
[02:40.620]My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[02:43.289]Stop the tape, this kid needs to be locked away (Get him)
[02:45.791]Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate
[02:48.339]I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die (**** that)
[02:50.839]I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
[02:53.665](Huh, yup)
[02:54.034]Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide
[02:56.289]I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
[02:59.025]All my life I was very deprived
[03:00.699]I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops)
[03:03.773]Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
[03:06.262]I spit when I talk, I'll **** anything that walks (Come here)
[03:09.058]When I was little, I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
[03:11.587]How you gonna breastfeed me, Mom? You ain't got no tits
[03:14.337]I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
[03:16.557]With a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (Bang)
[03:19.056]'Cause I'm steamin' mad (Grr)
[03:21.824]And by the way, when you see my dad (Yeah?)
[03:22.999]Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had
[03:24.415]Hi, my name is, what? My name is, who?
[03:26.728]My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[03:29.245]Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, what?
[03:32.026]My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[03:34.182]Hi, my name is, who? My name is, huh?
[03:36.916]My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady
[03:39.416]Hi, my name is, huh? My name is, who?
[03:42.182]My name is, chka-chka, Slim Shady