Vidiots Lyrics
| Song | Vidiots |
| Artist | Various Artists |
| Album | Charlie And The Chocolate Factory |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.204] | MIKE, spoken: Hey, Wonka, if you can send chocolate by TV, can you send a person too? |
| [00:04.143] | WILLY WONKA, spoken: Oh, I suppose so, but there might be some technical issues… |
| [00:07.473] | OOMPA-LOOMPAS: Alas, alas, poor Mike Teavee |
| [00:09.056] | For OMG, he's ADD |
| [00:10.862] | MIKE, spoken: You can’t stop progress, I’m doing it! |
| [00:13.422] | WILLY WONKA, spoken: Uh, Mike… no! |
| [00:14.731] | OOMPA-LOOMPAS: He's like so many nowadays |
| [00:16.524] | It’s awfully modern, this malaise |
| [00:18.575] | MIKE, spoken: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Mike Teavee TV Show! |
| [00:22.381] | OOMPA-LOOMPAS: For every child that threw a fit |
| [00:24.196] | The TV set would babysit |
| [00:26.020] | MRS. TEAVEE, spoken: Mr. Wonka where is he? |
| [00:28.074] | WILLY WONKA, spoken: I’m looking, I’m looking! There’s so many channels! |
| [00:29.895] | OOMPA-LOOMPAS: Attention spans have gone pell-mell |
| [00:31.464] | There's only time for LOL |
| [00:33.538] | MRS. TEAVEE, spoken: The little people are singing again. That’s never a good sign. |
| [00:37.199] | OOMPA-LOOMPAS: They never step outside to play |
| [00:38.982] | Their world is dark both night and day |
| [00:41.050] | MRS. TEAVEE, spoken: He’s jumping from screen to screen! |
| [00:42.603] | WILLY WONKA, spoken: I think it’s called channel hopping. |
| [00:44.686] | OOMPA-LOOMPAS: The skies of blue, the pinks, the greens |
| [00:46.475] | Are only viewed on laptop screens |
| [00:48.923] | MRS. TEAVEE, spoken: Get him out of there! |
| [00:50.357] | MIKE, spoken: I’m on TV! Look at me! Look at me! |
| [00:52.684] | OOMPA-LOOMPAS: They only move and exercise |
| [00:54.213] | MRS. TEAVEE, spoken: What’s happened to him? |
| [00:56.040] | OOMPA-LOOMPAS: Their clicking finger and their thumb |
| [00:57.840] | WILLY WONKA, spoken: He’s shrunk to fit the TV screen. |
| [00:59.645] | OOMPA-LOOMPAS: Each brain cell overloads and dies |
| [01:01.475] | CHARLIE, spoken: Will he ever go back to normal? |
| [01:03.526] | OOMPA-LOOMPAS: As all their limbs are turning numb |
| [01:05.345] | WILLY WONKA, spoken: No one ever goes back to normal after they’ve been on television. |
| [01:09.388] | OOMPA-LOOMPAS: Vidiots! |
| [01:12.293] | They’re just vidiots! |
| [01:16.685] | The age of innocence is gone |
| [01:18.487] | Once certain sites are clicked upon |
| [01:20.283] | The images that they repeat |
| [01:22.108] | Once in the brain you can’t delete |
| [01:24.156] | And then like some barbaric huns |
| [01:25.985] | Our toddlers all are packing guns |
| [01:27.823] | Now children curse and smoke cigars |
| [01:29.654] | Our nurseries now have prison bars |
| [01:31.464] | They scream and rant and raise their fists |
| [01:33.539] | And fire their psychiatrists |
| [01:35.323] | We hear them all, the teenage horde |
| [01:37.148] | They scream the battle cry “we’re bored!” |
| [01:38.964] | Their minds will surely turn to mush |
| [01:41.034] | With words that make an ex-con blush |
| [01:42.866] | They never mind their ps and qs |
| [01:44.693] | They long for piercings and tattoos |
| [01:46.706] | Vidiots! |
| [01:49.537] | They’re just vidiots! |
| [01:51.543] | WILLY WONKA, spoken: It’s years since I’ve been to a rave! |
| [01:54.034] | OOMPA-LOOMPAS: With all this info at a click |
| [01:55.835] | A book will rot upon the shelf |
| [01:57.896] | If all the answers come too quick |
| [01:59.730] | A child won’t think for himself |
| [02:01.557] | Each day they text on their new toy |
| [02:03.391] | Their thoughts and their location |
| [02:05.182] | But OMG, will this destroy |
| [02:07.257] | The art of conversation? |
| [02:09.087] | WILLY WONKA: So sing the story, Mrs. T |
| [02:10.887] | OOMPA-LOOMPAS: What's now become of Mike Teavee |
| [02:12.711] | MRS. TEAVEE: From wasting his entire brain |
| [02:14.770] | OOMPA-LOOMPAS: He's stuck inside his own domain |
| [02:16.603] | WILLY WONKA: He'll channel surf till whereupon |
| [02:18.399] | OOMPA-LOOMPAS: He'll find that nothing good is on |
| [02:20.227] | MRS. TEAVEE: And there is no remote control |
| [02:22.066] | OOMPA-LOOMPAS: That he can use to find his soul |
| [02:24.075] | WILLY WONKA: His secrets now are yours and mine |
| [02:26.055] | OOMPA-LOOMPAS: 'Cause everything he's got's online |
| [02:27.874] | MRS. TEAVEE: And who will watch just Mike Teavee |
| [02:29.714] | OOMPA-LOOMPAS: When there is newer junk to see? |
| [02:31.517] | WILLY WONKA: What once was viral's soon forgot |
| [02:33.379] | MRS. TEAVEE: But hand the clicker to his mom |
| [02:35.200] | WILLY WONKA: His future's not completely shot |
| [02:37.452] | OOMPA-LOOMPAS: His new address is |
| [02:37.973] | WILLY WONKA & OOMPA-LOOMPAS: Mike dot com |
| [02:39.262] | OOMPA-LOOMPAS: Vidiots! |
| [02:42.140] | They're just vidiots! |
| [02:46.876] | Vidiots! |
| [02:49.690] | They're just vidiots! |
| [02:53.331] | They're just vidiots! |
| [00:00.204] | MIKE, spoken: Hey, Wonka, if you can send chocolate by TV, can you send a person too? |
| [00:04.143] | WILLY WONKA, spoken: Oh, I suppose so, but there might be some technical issues |
| [00:07.473] | OOMPALOOMPAS: Alas, alas, poor Mike Teavee |
| [00:09.056] | For OMG, he' s ADD |
| [00:10.862] | MIKE, spoken: You can' t stop progress, I' m doing it! |
| [00:13.422] | WILLY WONKA, spoken: Uh, Mike no! |
| [00:14.731] | OOMPALOOMPAS: He' s like so many nowadays |
| [00:16.524] | It' s awfully modern, this malaise |
| [00:18.575] | MIKE, spoken: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Mike Teavee TV Show! |
| [00:22.381] | OOMPALOOMPAS: For every child that threw a fit |
| [00:24.196] | The TV set would babysit |
| [00:26.020] | MRS. TEAVEE, spoken: Mr. Wonka where is he? |
| [00:28.074] | WILLY WONKA, spoken: I' m looking, I' m looking! There' s so many channels! |
| [00:29.895] | OOMPALOOMPAS: Attention spans have gone pellmell |
| [00:31.464] | There' s only time for LOL |
| [00:33.538] | MRS. TEAVEE, spoken: The little people are singing again. That' s never a good sign. |
| [00:37.199] | OOMPALOOMPAS: They never step outside to play |
| [00:38.982] | Their world is dark both night and day |
| [00:41.050] | MRS. TEAVEE, spoken: He' s jumping from screen to screen! |
| [00:42.603] | WILLY WONKA, spoken: I think it' s called channel hopping. |
| [00:44.686] | OOMPALOOMPAS: The skies of blue, the pinks, the greens |
| [00:46.475] | Are only viewed on laptop screens |
| [00:48.923] | MRS. TEAVEE, spoken: Get him out of there! |
| [00:50.357] | MIKE, spoken: I' m on TV! Look at me! Look at me! |
| [00:52.684] | OOMPALOOMPAS: They only move and exercise |
| [00:54.213] | MRS. TEAVEE, spoken: What' s happened to him? |
| [00:56.040] | OOMPALOOMPAS: Their clicking finger and their thumb |
| [00:57.840] | WILLY WONKA, spoken: He' s shrunk to fit the TV screen. |
| [00:59.645] | OOMPALOOMPAS: Each brain cell overloads and dies |
| [01:01.475] | CHARLIE, spoken: Will he ever go back to normal? |
| [01:03.526] | OOMPALOOMPAS: As all their limbs are turning numb |
| [01:05.345] | WILLY WONKA, spoken: No one ever goes back to normal after they' ve been on television. |
| [01:09.388] | OOMPALOOMPAS: Vidiots! |
| [01:12.293] | They' re just vidiots! |
| [01:16.685] | The age of innocence is gone |
| [01:18.487] | Once certain sites are clicked upon |
| [01:20.283] | The images that they repeat |
| [01:22.108] | Once in the brain you can' t delete |
| [01:24.156] | And then like some barbaric huns |
| [01:25.985] | Our toddlers all are packing guns |
| [01:27.823] | Now children curse and smoke cigars |
| [01:29.654] | Our nurseries now have prison bars |
| [01:31.464] | They scream and rant and raise their fists |
| [01:33.539] | And fire their psychiatrists |
| [01:35.323] | We hear them all, the teenage horde |
| [01:37.148] | They scream the battle cry " we' re bored!" |
| [01:38.964] | Their minds will surely turn to mush |
| [01:41.034] | With words that make an excon blush |
| [01:42.866] | They never mind their ps and qs |
| [01:44.693] | They long for piercings and tattoos |
| [01:46.706] | Vidiots! |
| [01:49.537] | They' re just vidiots! |
| [01:51.543] | WILLY WONKA, spoken: It' s years since I' ve been to a rave! |
| [01:54.034] | OOMPALOOMPAS: With all this info at a click |
| [01:55.835] | A book will rot upon the shelf |
| [01:57.896] | If all the answers come too quick |
| [01:59.730] | A child won' t think for himself |
| [02:01.557] | Each day they text on their new toy |
| [02:03.391] | Their thoughts and their location |
| [02:05.182] | But OMG, will this destroy |
| [02:07.257] | The art of conversation? |
| [02:09.087] | WILLY WONKA: So sing the story, Mrs. T |
| [02:10.887] | OOMPALOOMPAS: What' s now become of Mike Teavee |
| [02:12.711] | MRS. TEAVEE: From wasting his entire brain |
| [02:14.770] | OOMPALOOMPAS: He' s stuck inside his own domain |
| [02:16.603] | WILLY WONKA: He' ll channel surf till whereupon |
| [02:18.399] | OOMPALOOMPAS: He' ll find that nothing good is on |
| [02:20.227] | MRS. TEAVEE: And there is no remote control |
| [02:22.066] | OOMPALOOMPAS: That he can use to find his soul |
| [02:24.075] | WILLY WONKA: His secrets now are yours and mine |
| [02:26.055] | OOMPALOOMPAS: ' Cause everything he' s got' s online |
| [02:27.874] | MRS. TEAVEE: And who will watch just Mike Teavee |
| [02:29.714] | OOMPALOOMPAS: When there is newer junk to see? |
| [02:31.517] | WILLY WONKA: What once was viral' s soon forgot |
| [02:33.379] | MRS. TEAVEE: But hand the clicker to his mom |
| [02:35.200] | WILLY WONKA: His future' s not completely shot |
| [02:37.452] | OOMPALOOMPAS: His new address is |
| [02:37.973] | WILLY WONKA OOMPALOOMPAS: Mike dot com |
| [02:39.262] | OOMPALOOMPAS: Vidiots! |
| [02:42.140] | They' re just vidiots! |
| [02:46.876] | Vidiots! |
| [02:49.690] | They' re just vidiots! |
| [02:53.331] | They' re just vidiots! |
| [00:00.204] | MIKE, spoken: Hey, Wonka, if you can send chocolate by TV, can you send a person too? |
| [00:04.143] | WILLY WONKA, spoken: Oh, I suppose so, but there might be some technical issues |
| [00:07.473] | OOMPALOOMPAS: Alas, alas, poor Mike Teavee |
| [00:09.056] | For OMG, he' s ADD |
| [00:10.862] | MIKE, spoken: You can' t stop progress, I' m doing it! |
| [00:13.422] | WILLY WONKA, spoken: Uh, Mike no! |
| [00:14.731] | OOMPALOOMPAS: He' s like so many nowadays |
| [00:16.524] | It' s awfully modern, this malaise |
| [00:18.575] | MIKE, spoken: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Mike Teavee TV Show! |
| [00:22.381] | OOMPALOOMPAS: For every child that threw a fit |
| [00:24.196] | The TV set would babysit |
| [00:26.020] | MRS. TEAVEE, spoken: Mr. Wonka where is he? |
| [00:28.074] | WILLY WONKA, spoken: I' m looking, I' m looking! There' s so many channels! |
| [00:29.895] | OOMPALOOMPAS: Attention spans have gone pellmell |
| [00:31.464] | There' s only time for LOL |
| [00:33.538] | MRS. TEAVEE, spoken: The little people are singing again. That' s never a good sign. |
| [00:37.199] | OOMPALOOMPAS: They never step outside to play |
| [00:38.982] | Their world is dark both night and day |
| [00:41.050] | MRS. TEAVEE, spoken: He' s jumping from screen to screen! |
| [00:42.603] | WILLY WONKA, spoken: I think it' s called channel hopping. |
| [00:44.686] | OOMPALOOMPAS: The skies of blue, the pinks, the greens |
| [00:46.475] | Are only viewed on laptop screens |
| [00:48.923] | MRS. TEAVEE, spoken: Get him out of there! |
| [00:50.357] | MIKE, spoken: I' m on TV! Look at me! Look at me! |
| [00:52.684] | OOMPALOOMPAS: They only move and exercise |
| [00:54.213] | MRS. TEAVEE, spoken: What' s happened to him? |
| [00:56.040] | OOMPALOOMPAS: Their clicking finger and their thumb |
| [00:57.840] | WILLY WONKA, spoken: He' s shrunk to fit the TV screen. |
| [00:59.645] | OOMPALOOMPAS: Each brain cell overloads and dies |
| [01:01.475] | CHARLIE, spoken: Will he ever go back to normal? |
| [01:03.526] | OOMPALOOMPAS: As all their limbs are turning numb |
| [01:05.345] | WILLY WONKA, spoken: No one ever goes back to normal after they' ve been on television. |
| [01:09.388] | OOMPALOOMPAS: Vidiots! |
| [01:12.293] | They' re just vidiots! |
| [01:16.685] | The age of innocence is gone |
| [01:18.487] | Once certain sites are clicked upon |
| [01:20.283] | The images that they repeat |
| [01:22.108] | Once in the brain you can' t delete |
| [01:24.156] | And then like some barbaric huns |
| [01:25.985] | Our toddlers all are packing guns |
| [01:27.823] | Now children curse and smoke cigars |
| [01:29.654] | Our nurseries now have prison bars |
| [01:31.464] | They scream and rant and raise their fists |
| [01:33.539] | And fire their psychiatrists |
| [01:35.323] | We hear them all, the teenage horde |
| [01:37.148] | They scream the battle cry " we' re bored!" |
| [01:38.964] | Their minds will surely turn to mush |
| [01:41.034] | With words that make an excon blush |
| [01:42.866] | They never mind their ps and qs |
| [01:44.693] | They long for piercings and tattoos |
| [01:46.706] | Vidiots! |
| [01:49.537] | They' re just vidiots! |
| [01:51.543] | WILLY WONKA, spoken: It' s years since I' ve been to a rave! |
| [01:54.034] | OOMPALOOMPAS: With all this info at a click |
| [01:55.835] | A book will rot upon the shelf |
| [01:57.896] | If all the answers come too quick |
| [01:59.730] | A child won' t think for himself |
| [02:01.557] | Each day they text on their new toy |
| [02:03.391] | Their thoughts and their location |
| [02:05.182] | But OMG, will this destroy |
| [02:07.257] | The art of conversation? |
| [02:09.087] | WILLY WONKA: So sing the story, Mrs. T |
| [02:10.887] | OOMPALOOMPAS: What' s now become of Mike Teavee |
| [02:12.711] | MRS. TEAVEE: From wasting his entire brain |
| [02:14.770] | OOMPALOOMPAS: He' s stuck inside his own domain |
| [02:16.603] | WILLY WONKA: He' ll channel surf till whereupon |
| [02:18.399] | OOMPALOOMPAS: He' ll find that nothing good is on |
| [02:20.227] | MRS. TEAVEE: And there is no remote control |
| [02:22.066] | OOMPALOOMPAS: That he can use to find his soul |
| [02:24.075] | WILLY WONKA: His secrets now are yours and mine |
| [02:26.055] | OOMPALOOMPAS: ' Cause everything he' s got' s online |
| [02:27.874] | MRS. TEAVEE: And who will watch just Mike Teavee |
| [02:29.714] | OOMPALOOMPAS: When there is newer junk to see? |
| [02:31.517] | WILLY WONKA: What once was viral' s soon forgot |
| [02:33.379] | MRS. TEAVEE: But hand the clicker to his mom |
| [02:35.200] | WILLY WONKA: His future' s not completely shot |
| [02:37.452] | OOMPALOOMPAS: His new address is |
| [02:37.973] | WILLY WONKA OOMPALOOMPAS: Mike dot com |
| [02:39.262] | OOMPALOOMPAS: Vidiots! |
| [02:42.140] | They' re just vidiots! |
| [02:46.876] | Vidiots! |
| [02:49.690] | They' re just vidiots! |
| [02:53.331] | They' re just vidiots! |
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