[00:02.21] | I know what you're thinking |
[00:03.25] | What's Barney been drinking? |
[00:04.04] | That girl was smoking hot |
[00:06.24] | Yes I coulda nailed her |
[00:07.30] | But no it's not a failure |
[00:08.33] | 'Cuz there's one thing she is not |
[00:10.14] | To score a ten would be just fine |
[00:12.24] | But I'd rather be dressed to the nines |
[00:15.09] | It's a truth you can't refute |
[00:21.79] | Nothing suits me like a suit |
[00:25.61] | Picture a world where all the boys and girls |
[00:27.57] | Are impeccably well dressed |
[00:29.54] | That delivery guy in the jacket and tie |
[00:31.43] | That puppy in the double-breast |
[00:33.59] | That '80s dude in mutton chops |
[00:35.81] | That baby with a lollipop |
[00:38.50] | That lady cop who's kinda cute |
[00:45.26] | Nothing suits 'em like a suit |
[00:47.34] | Wingman I can wear |
[00:49.41] | They're oh so debonair |
[00:51.24] | The perfect way to snare |
[00:52.96] | A girl with daddy issues |
[00:55.54] | In navy blue or black |
[00:57.65] | Check out this perfect rack |
[00:59.18] | I want to give them a squeeze |
[01:02.65] | Oh really? Then answer these questions |
[01:07.69] | If you please |
[01:15.47] | What would you do if you had to choose |
[01:17.38] | Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits. |
[01:19.11] | What would you say |
[01:21.43] | If you gave your suits away |
[01:22.70] | In return you'd never grow old? Suits. |
[01:23.69] | What would you pick |
[01:25.08] | One million chicks |
[01:25.73] | Or a single three-piece suit? It's moot. |
[01:27.83] | What if world peace |
[01:28.56] | Were within your reach … |
[01:29.67] | Abbadabada I'm gonna stop you right there. |
[01:31.34] | It's suits. Come on, Lily. |
[01:32.82] | Get your head outta your ass. |
[01:34.20] | Two! Three! Four! |
[01:39.09] | Girls will go and girls will come |
[01:41.39] | But there's only one absolute |
[01:44.01] | Every bro on the go needs to know |
[01:45.90] | That there's no accepted substitute |
[01:49.04] | I'm sorry suits, let's make amends |
[01:51.77] | My Sunday best are my best friends |
[01:55.10] | Send casual Friday down the laundry chute |
[02:04.78] | 'Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute |
[02:19.35] | Like a …. wait for it … |
[02:27.80] | Suit! |
[00:02.21] | I know what you' re thinking |
[00:03.25] | What' s Barney been drinking? |
[00:04.04] | That girl was smoking hot |
[00:06.24] | Yes I coulda nailed her |
[00:07.30] | But no it' s not a failure |
[00:08.33] | ' Cuz there' s one thing she is not |
[00:10.14] | To score a ten would be just fine |
[00:12.24] | But I' d rather be dressed to the nines |
[00:15.09] | It' s a truth you can' t refute |
[00:21.79] | Nothing suits me like a suit |
[00:25.61] | Picture a world where all the boys and girls |
[00:27.57] | Are impeccably well dressed |
[00:29.54] | That delivery guy in the jacket and tie |
[00:31.43] | That puppy in the doublebreast |
[00:33.59] | That ' 80s dude in mutton chops |
[00:35.81] | That baby with a lollipop |
[00:38.50] | That lady cop who' s kinda cute |
[00:45.26] | Nothing suits ' em like a suit |
[00:47.34] | Wingman I can wear |
[00:49.41] | They' re oh so debonair |
[00:51.24] | The perfect way to snare |
[00:52.96] | A girl with daddy issues |
[00:55.54] | In navy blue or black |
[00:57.65] | Check out this perfect rack |
[00:59.18] | I want to give them a squeeze |
[01:02.65] | Oh really? Then answer these questions |
[01:07.69] | If you please |
[01:15.47] | What would you do if you had to choose |
[01:17.38] | Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits. |
[01:19.11] | What would you say |
[01:21.43] | If you gave your suits away |
[01:22.70] | In return you' d never grow old? Suits. |
[01:23.69] | What would you pick |
[01:25.08] | One million chicks |
[01:25.73] | Or a single threepiece suit? It' s moot. |
[01:27.83] | What if world peace |
[01:28.56] | Were within your reach |
[01:29.67] | Abbadabada I' m gonna stop you right there. |
[01:31.34] | It' s suits. Come on, Lily. |
[01:32.82] | Get your head outta your ass. |
[01:34.20] | Two! Three! Four! |
[01:39.09] | Girls will go and girls will come |
[01:41.39] | But there' s only one absolute |
[01:44.01] | Every bro on the go needs to know |
[01:45.90] | That there' s no accepted substitute |
[01:49.04] | I' m sorry suits, let' s make amends |
[01:51.77] | My Sunday best are my best friends |
[01:55.10] | Send casual Friday down the laundry chute |
[02:04.78] | ' Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oftsaluted suitor of repute |
[02:19.35] | Like a . wait for it |
[02:27.80] | Suit! |
[00:02.21] | I know what you' re thinking |
[00:03.25] | What' s Barney been drinking? |
[00:04.04] | That girl was smoking hot |
[00:06.24] | Yes I coulda nailed her |
[00:07.30] | But no it' s not a failure |
[00:08.33] | ' Cuz there' s one thing she is not |
[00:10.14] | To score a ten would be just fine |
[00:12.24] | But I' d rather be dressed to the nines |
[00:15.09] | It' s a truth you can' t refute |
[00:21.79] | Nothing suits me like a suit |
[00:25.61] | Picture a world where all the boys and girls |
[00:27.57] | Are impeccably well dressed |
[00:29.54] | That delivery guy in the jacket and tie |
[00:31.43] | That puppy in the doublebreast |
[00:33.59] | That ' 80s dude in mutton chops |
[00:35.81] | That baby with a lollipop |
[00:38.50] | That lady cop who' s kinda cute |
[00:45.26] | Nothing suits ' em like a suit |
[00:47.34] | Wingman I can wear |
[00:49.41] | They' re oh so debonair |
[00:51.24] | The perfect way to snare |
[00:52.96] | A girl with daddy issues |
[00:55.54] | In navy blue or black |
[00:57.65] | Check out this perfect rack |
[00:59.18] | I want to give them a squeeze |
[01:02.65] | Oh really? Then answer these questions |
[01:07.69] | If you please |
[01:15.47] | What would you do if you had to choose |
[01:17.38] | Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits. |
[01:19.11] | What would you say |
[01:21.43] | If you gave your suits away |
[01:22.70] | In return you' d never grow old? Suits. |
[01:23.69] | What would you pick |
[01:25.08] | One million chicks |
[01:25.73] | Or a single threepiece suit? It' s moot. |
[01:27.83] | What if world peace |
[01:28.56] | Were within your reach |
[01:29.67] | Abbadabada I' m gonna stop you right there. |
[01:31.34] | It' s suits. Come on, Lily. |
[01:32.82] | Get your head outta your ass. |
[01:34.20] | Two! Three! Four! |
[01:39.09] | Girls will go and girls will come |
[01:41.39] | But there' s only one absolute |
[01:44.01] | Every bro on the go needs to know |
[01:45.90] | That there' s no accepted substitute |
[01:49.04] | I' m sorry suits, let' s make amends |
[01:51.77] | My Sunday best are my best friends |
[01:55.10] | Send casual Friday down the laundry chute |
[02:04.78] | ' Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oftsaluted suitor of repute |
[02:19.35] | Like a . wait for it |
[02:27.80] | Suit! |