[00:02.21]I know what you're thinking
[00:03.25]What's Barney been drinking?
[00:04.04]That girl was smoking hot
[00:06.24]Yes I coulda nailed her
[00:07.30]But no it's not a failure
[00:08.33]'Cuz there's one thing she is not
[00:10.14]To score a ten would be just fine
[00:12.24]But I'd rather be dressed to the nines
[00:15.09]It's a truth you can't refute
[00:21.79]Nothing suits me like a suit
[00:25.61]Picture a world where all the boys and girls
[00:27.57]Are impeccably well dressed
[00:29.54]That delivery guy in the jacket and tie
[00:31.43]That puppy in the double-breast
[00:33.59]That '80s dude in mutton chops
[00:35.81]That baby with a lollipop
[00:38.50]That lady cop who's kinda cute
[00:45.26]Nothing suits 'em like a suit
[00:47.34]Wingman I can wear
[00:49.41]They're oh so debonair
[00:51.24]The perfect way to snare
[00:52.96]A girl with daddy issues
[00:55.54]In navy blue or black
[00:57.65]Check out this perfect rack
[00:59.18]I want to give them a squeeze
[01:02.65]Oh really? Then answer these questions
[01:07.69]If you please
[01:15.47]What would you do if you had to choose
[01:17.38]Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits.
[01:19.11]What would you say
[01:21.43]If you gave your suits away
[01:22.70]In return you'd never grow old? Suits.
[01:23.69]What would you pick
[01:25.08]One million chicks
[01:25.73]Or a single three-piece suit? It's moot.
[01:27.83]What if world peace
[01:28.56]Were within your reach …
[01:29.67]Abbadabada I'm gonna stop you right there.
[01:31.34]It's suits. Come on, Lily.
[01:32.82]Get your head outta your ass.
[01:34.20]Two! Three! Four!
[01:39.09]Girls will go and girls will come
[01:41.39]But there's only one absolute
[01:44.01]Every bro on the go needs to know
[01:45.90]That there's no accepted substitute
[01:49.04]I'm sorry suits, let's make amends
[01:51.77]My Sunday best are my best friends
[01:55.10]Send casual Friday down the laundry chute
[02:04.78]'Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute
[02:19.35]Like a …. wait for it …
[02:27.80]Suit!