The Night The Bar Closed Down Lyrics
| Song | The Night The Bar Closed Down |
| Artist | Rodney Carrington |
| Album | Greatest Hits |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| The bar will soon be closing | |
| and lights they´re all turned down | |
| theres 3 girls in a corner booth | |
| the fat one she´s passed out | |
| her friends they called me over | |
| And it turned out she was stuck | |
| with the help of 4 big bouncers | |
| we put her in my truck | |
| me & old Jack Daniels | |
| had been together most of the night | |
| somehow he´d convinced me | |
| she was the prettiest thing in sight | |
| I got her home I opened the door | |
| and I rolled her to my bed | |
| the lights came on she opened her eyes | |
| and this is what she said........ | |
| wmmmm.......wmmmm ....wmmmmmmm | |
| wmmmm...wmmmm..wmmmmmmm..wmmm! | |
| morning came, that sun was up & there to my surprise | |
| was a big old girl with no clothes on | |
| and Oprah Winfrey thighs | |
| I sat up & fear set in | |
| I found we were alone | |
| she said that she was hungry | |
| whilst she was nibbling on a chicken bone | |
| the words she said next scared me | |
| and today the haunt me still | |
| she said I hope you´ve got a steady job cowboy | |
| I said why´s that sheila | |
| she said I´m not on the pill thats why | |
| I said oh! | |
| with that in mind I tried to run | |
| lord I tried to get away | |
| she ran me down & hopped on top | |
| and here´s all I could say | |
| huh oh wmmmm. get off me......wmmmm ....wmmmmmmm | |
| wmmmm..ohh your crushing me.wmmmm..wmmmmmmm | |
| get off ohohoh..wmmmahh get off me you Heffer! |
| The bar will soon be closing | |
| and lights they re all turned down | |
| theres 3 girls in a corner booth | |
| the fat one she s passed out | |
| her friends they called me over | |
| And it turned out she was stuck | |
| with the help of 4 big bouncers | |
| we put her in my truck | |
| me old Jack Daniels | |
| had been together most of the night | |
| somehow he d convinced me | |
| she was the prettiest thing in sight | |
| I got her home I opened the door | |
| and I rolled her to my bed | |
| the lights came on she opened her eyes | |
| and this is what she said........ | |
| wmmmm....... wmmmm .... wmmmmmmm | |
| wmmmm... wmmmm.. wmmmmmmm.. wmmm! | |
| morning came, that sun was up there to my surprise | |
| was a big old girl with no clothes on | |
| and Oprah Winfrey thighs | |
| I sat up fear set in | |
| I found we were alone | |
| she said that she was hungry | |
| whilst she was nibbling on a chicken bone | |
| the words she said next scared me | |
| and today the haunt me still | |
| she said I hope you ve got a steady job cowboy | |
| I said why s that sheila | |
| she said I m not on the pill thats why | |
| I said oh! | |
| with that in mind I tried to run | |
| lord I tried to get away | |
| she ran me down hopped on top | |
| and here s all I could say | |
| huh oh wmmmm. get off me...... wmmmm .... wmmmmmmm | |
| wmmmm.. ohh your crushing me. wmmmm.. wmmmmmmm | |
| get off ohohoh.. wmmmahh get off me you Heffer! |
| The bar will soon be closing | |
| and lights they re all turned down | |
| theres 3 girls in a corner booth | |
| the fat one she s passed out | |
| her friends they called me over | |
| And it turned out she was stuck | |
| with the help of 4 big bouncers | |
| we put her in my truck | |
| me old Jack Daniels | |
| had been together most of the night | |
| somehow he d convinced me | |
| she was the prettiest thing in sight | |
| I got her home I opened the door | |
| and I rolled her to my bed | |
| the lights came on she opened her eyes | |
| and this is what she said........ | |
| wmmmm....... wmmmm .... wmmmmmmm | |
| wmmmm... wmmmm.. wmmmmmmm.. wmmm! | |
| morning came, that sun was up there to my surprise | |
| was a big old girl with no clothes on | |
| and Oprah Winfrey thighs | |
| I sat up fear set in | |
| I found we were alone | |
| she said that she was hungry | |
| whilst she was nibbling on a chicken bone | |
| the words she said next scared me | |
| and today the haunt me still | |
| she said I hope you ve got a steady job cowboy | |
| I said why s that sheila | |
| she said I m not on the pill thats why | |
| I said oh! | |
| with that in mind I tried to run | |
| lord I tried to get away | |
| she ran me down hopped on top | |
| and here s all I could say | |
| huh oh wmmmm. get off me...... wmmmm .... wmmmmmmm | |
| wmmmm.. ohh your crushing me. wmmmm.. wmmmmmmm | |
| get off ohohoh.. wmmmahh get off me you Heffer! |
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