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Shopping spree for the family tree |
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Haven't seen your family tree in quite a while |
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Too many sandwiches and wine |
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Sherry stains down your best man's tie, what a speech |
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The band arrives, the granny's cry |
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Singer's tongues in the barmaids mouth, what a voice |
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Grandpa drank a drop or two |
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His head's still sunk in the portaloo, what a man |
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You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast |
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The disco's late, he's overpaid tonight |
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You got a diamond ring and a man who sings |
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The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice |
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And that's just tonight |
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The blue rinsed hair lift up their chairs |
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The band's too loud, they're off downstairs, what a noise |
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The bride and groom, they dance that dance |
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And the singer mimes, there's still a chance, the barmaid smiles |
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You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast |
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The disco's late, he's overpaid tonight |
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You got a diamond ring and a man who sings |
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The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice |
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And that's just tonight |
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Ha na na, ha na na |
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Ha na na |
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Ha na na, ha na na |
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You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast |
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The disco's late, he's overpaid tonight |
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Grandpa drank a drop or two |
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Head's still sunk in the portaloo again |
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The bride and groom, they dance that dance |
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Singer mimes, there's still a chance tonight |
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Grandpa drank a drop or two |
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Head's still sunk in the portaloo again, and the barmaid smiles |
