Shopping spree for the family tree
Haven't seen your family tree in quite a while
Too many sandwiches and wine
Sherry stains down your best man's tie, what a speech
The band arrives, the granny's cry
Singer's tongues in the barmaids mouth, what a voice
Grandpa drank a drop or two
His head's still sunk in the portaloo, what a man
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast
The disco's late, he's overpaid tonight
You got a diamond ring and a man who sings
The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice
And that's just tonight
The blue rinsed hair lift up their chairs
The band's too loud, they're off downstairs, what a noise
The bride and groom, they dance that dance
And the singer mimes, there's still a chance, the barmaid smiles
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast
The disco's late, he's overpaid tonight
You got a diamond ring and a man who sings
The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice
And that's just tonight
Ha na na, ha na na
Ha na na
Ha na na, ha na na
You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast
The disco's late, he's overpaid tonight
Grandpa drank a drop or two
Head's still sunk in the portaloo again
The bride and groom, they dance that dance
Singer mimes, there's still a chance tonight
Grandpa drank a drop or two
Head's still sunk in the portaloo again, and the barmaid smiles