The Birthday Song Lyrics
| Song | The Birthday Song |
| Artist | Jon lajoie |
| Album | I Kill People |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.000] | 作词 : Jonathan Lajoie |
| [00:01.000] | 作曲 : Jonathan Lajoie |
| [00:06.579] | It's your birthday today |
| [00:09.641] | (Woohoo) |
| [00:10.933] | What does that mean |
| [00:11.468] | I guess I'll try to explain |
| [00:14.320] | That many years ago on this day |
| [00:17.754] | It was the first time your parents |
| [00:20.634] | saw your beautiful face |
| [00:23.522] | (Oh, such a cute little baby) |
| [00:25.887] | And nine months before that |
| [00:28.212] | magical day |
| [00:30.011] | Your dad probably took your mom |
| [00:31.790] | out on a date |
| [00:33.319] | And they were having a good time |
| [00:36.947] | They were dancing and drinking wine |
| [00:40.139] | (We're gonna live forever) |
| [00:41.414] | And when they got home |
| [00:43.233] | They were horny as hell |
| [00:45.307] | And your dad threw your mom down |
| [00:47.391] | on the bed |
| [00:48.937] | And he tore her panties off |
| [00:52.064] | And his wee-wee was hard as a rock |
| [00:55.161] | (I'm so horny) |
| [00:56.978] | And at this point your mom wanted |
| [00:59.307] | to give your dad head |
| [01:00.352] | But your dad also wanted to give |
| [01:02.657] | your mom head |
| [01:04.498] | So they formed a sixty nine |
| [01:06.857] | (sit on my face) |
| [01:07.920] | And your mom came |
| [01:08.721] | at least three times |
| [01:10.599] | (Oh, oh, oh) |
| [01:12.200] | And then your dad was so excited |
| [01:14.315] | to get inside your mom |
| [01:15.916] | That he forgot to put a condom on |
| [01:19.858] | And when he realized his mistake |
| [01:22.459] | (O-oh) |
| [01:23.558] | He had *********d |
| [01:25.400] | and it was too late |
| [01:28.451] | (You're not on the pill, are you?) |
| [01:31.058] | And then your mom got pregnant |
| [01:34.746] | And your dad started crying |
| [01:38.002] | (Wah) |
| [01:38.802] | He wanted your mom |
| [01:40.389] | to get an abortion |
| [01:41.913] | (Please!) |
| [01:42.939] | But your mom really wanted a child |
| [01:45.772] | (Dammit!) |
| [01:46.836] | And nine months later |
| [01:51.043] | you were born |
| [01:54.467] | And five months later |
| [01:58.586] | your parents got a divorce |
| [02:05.822] | Happy birthday... |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : Jonathan Lajoie |
| [00:01.000] | zuo qu : Jonathan Lajoie |
| [00:06.579] | It' s your birthday today |
| [00:09.641] | Woohoo |
| [00:10.933] | What does that mean |
| [00:11.468] | I guess I' ll try to explain |
| [00:14.320] | That many years ago on this day |
| [00:17.754] | It was the first time your parents |
| [00:20.634] | saw your beautiful face |
| [00:23.522] | Oh, such a cute little baby |
| [00:25.887] | And nine months before that |
| [00:28.212] | magical day |
| [00:30.011] | Your dad probably took your mom |
| [00:31.790] | out on a date |
| [00:33.319] | And they were having a good time |
| [00:36.947] | They were dancing and drinking wine |
| [00:40.139] | We' re gonna live forever |
| [00:41.414] | And when they got home |
| [00:43.233] | They were horny as hell |
| [00:45.307] | And your dad threw your mom down |
| [00:47.391] | on the bed |
| [00:48.937] | And he tore her panties off |
| [00:52.064] | And his weewee was hard as a rock |
| [00:55.161] | I' m so horny |
| [00:56.978] | And at this point your mom wanted |
| [00:59.307] | to give your dad head |
| [01:00.352] | But your dad also wanted to give |
| [01:02.657] | your mom head |
| [01:04.498] | So they formed a sixty nine |
| [01:06.857] | sit on my face |
| [01:07.920] | And your mom came |
| [01:08.721] | at least three times |
| [01:10.599] | Oh, oh, oh |
| [01:12.200] | And then your dad was so excited |
| [01:14.315] | to get inside your mom |
| [01:15.916] | That he forgot to put a condom on |
| [01:19.858] | And when he realized his mistake |
| [01:22.459] | Ooh |
| [01:23.558] | He had d |
| [01:25.400] | and it was too late |
| [01:28.451] | You' re not on the pill, are you? |
| [01:31.058] | And then your mom got pregnant |
| [01:34.746] | And your dad started crying |
| [01:38.002] | Wah |
| [01:38.802] | He wanted your mom |
| [01:40.389] | to get an abortion |
| [01:41.913] | Please! |
| [01:42.939] | But your mom really wanted a child |
| [01:45.772] | Dammit! |
| [01:46.836] | And nine months later |
| [01:51.043] | you were born |
| [01:54.467] | And five months later |
| [01:58.586] | your parents got a divorce |
| [02:05.822] | Happy birthday... |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : Jonathan Lajoie |
| [00:01.000] | zuò qǔ : Jonathan Lajoie |
| [00:06.579] | It' s your birthday today |
| [00:09.641] | Woohoo |
| [00:10.933] | What does that mean |
| [00:11.468] | I guess I' ll try to explain |
| [00:14.320] | That many years ago on this day |
| [00:17.754] | It was the first time your parents |
| [00:20.634] | saw your beautiful face |
| [00:23.522] | Oh, such a cute little baby |
| [00:25.887] | And nine months before that |
| [00:28.212] | magical day |
| [00:30.011] | Your dad probably took your mom |
| [00:31.790] | out on a date |
| [00:33.319] | And they were having a good time |
| [00:36.947] | They were dancing and drinking wine |
| [00:40.139] | We' re gonna live forever |
| [00:41.414] | And when they got home |
| [00:43.233] | They were horny as hell |
| [00:45.307] | And your dad threw your mom down |
| [00:47.391] | on the bed |
| [00:48.937] | And he tore her panties off |
| [00:52.064] | And his weewee was hard as a rock |
| [00:55.161] | I' m so horny |
| [00:56.978] | And at this point your mom wanted |
| [00:59.307] | to give your dad head |
| [01:00.352] | But your dad also wanted to give |
| [01:02.657] | your mom head |
| [01:04.498] | So they formed a sixty nine |
| [01:06.857] | sit on my face |
| [01:07.920] | And your mom came |
| [01:08.721] | at least three times |
| [01:10.599] | Oh, oh, oh |
| [01:12.200] | And then your dad was so excited |
| [01:14.315] | to get inside your mom |
| [01:15.916] | That he forgot to put a condom on |
| [01:19.858] | And when he realized his mistake |
| [01:22.459] | Ooh |
| [01:23.558] | He had d |
| [01:25.400] | and it was too late |
| [01:28.451] | You' re not on the pill, are you? |
| [01:31.058] | And then your mom got pregnant |
| [01:34.746] | And your dad started crying |
| [01:38.002] | Wah |
| [01:38.802] | He wanted your mom |
| [01:40.389] | to get an abortion |
| [01:41.913] | Please! |
| [01:42.939] | But your mom really wanted a child |
| [01:45.772] | Dammit! |
| [01:46.836] | And nine months later |
| [01:51.043] | you were born |
| [01:54.467] | And five months later |
| [01:58.586] | your parents got a divorce |
| [02:05.822] | Happy birthday... |
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