[00:00.000] 作词 : Jonathan Lajoie
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Jonathan Lajoie
[00:06.579]It's your birthday today
[00:09.641](Woohoo)
[00:10.933]What does that mean
[00:11.468]I guess I'll try to explain
[00:14.320]That many years ago on this day
[00:17.754]It was the first time your parents
[00:20.634]saw your beautiful face
[00:23.522](Oh, such a cute little baby)
[00:25.887]And nine months before that
[00:28.212]magical day
[00:30.011]Your dad probably took your mom
[00:31.790]out on a date
[00:33.319]And they were having a good time
[00:36.947]They were dancing and drinking wine
[00:40.139](We're gonna live forever)
[00:41.414]And when they got home
[00:43.233]They were horny as hell
[00:45.307]And your dad threw your mom down
[00:47.391]on the bed
[00:48.937]And he tore her panties off
[00:52.064]And his wee-wee was hard as a rock
[00:55.161](I'm so horny)
[00:56.978]And at this point your mom wanted
[00:59.307]to give your dad head
[01:00.352]But your dad also wanted to give
[01:02.657]your mom head
[01:04.498]So they formed a sixty nine
[01:06.857](sit on my face)
[01:07.920]And your mom came
[01:08.721]at least three times
[01:10.599](Oh, oh, oh)
[01:12.200]And then your dad was so excited
[01:14.315]to get inside your mom
[01:15.916]That he forgot to put a condom on
[01:19.858]And when he realized his mistake
[01:22.459](O-oh)
[01:23.558]He had *********d
[01:25.400]and it was too late
[01:28.451](You're not on the pill, are you?)
[01:31.058]And then your mom got pregnant
[01:34.746]And your dad started crying
[01:38.002](Wah)
[01:38.802]He wanted your mom
[01:40.389]to get an abortion
[01:41.913](Please!)
[01:42.939]But your mom really wanted a child
[01:45.772](Dammit!)
[01:46.836]And nine months later
[01:51.043]you were born
[01:54.467]And five months later
[01:58.586]your parents got a divorce
[02:05.822]Happy birthday...