Assume The Perpendicular Lyrics

[00:00.00]	Slip on your Barbour jacket, jump in my old MG
[00:06.01]	We’re off to the depths of Somerset to see what we can see see see
[00:13.23]	We don’t wanna drink the cider, we don’t wanna walk for miles
[00:19.46]	We just want to go to a stately home built in the Georgian style
[00:26.35]	I can’t abide a horizontal life
[00:32.42]	It’s time to rise, assume the perpendicular
[00:38.83]	Jump up and down, make complimentary sounds
[00:45.31]	And talk about nothing in particular
[00:50.04]	Crunch up the gravel driveway, gasp at the grand facade
[00:56.24]	Just for today we’re lords and ladies, oh what a gay charade!
[01:02.59]	Lavinia loves the lintels - Anna, the architraves
[01:08.57]	Ben’s impressed by the buttresses thrust up the chapel knave
[01:15.34]	I can’t abide a horizontal life
[01:21.57]	It’s time to rise, assume the perpendicular
[01:27.79]	Jump up and down, make funny little sounds
[01:34.19]	And talk about nothing in particular
[01:38.29]	We’ll walk the grounds by Capability Brown
[01:44.20]	Get lost for days inside the manicured maze
[01:50.93]	We’ll bump our heads jumping on a four-post bed
[01:57.06]	And we’ll ride for free
[02:00.17]	On the ladders round the walls of the circular library
[02:18.06]	I can’t abide a horizontal life
[02:24.23]	It’s time to rise, assume the perpendicular
[02:30.65]	Jump up and down, make wild ecstatic sounds
[02:37.07]	And talk about nothing in particular
[02:41.22]	Nothing in particular…

[00:00.00]	Slip on your Barbour jacket, jump in my old MG
[00:06.01]	We' re off to the depths of Somerset to see what we can see see see
[00:13.23]	We don' t wanna drink the cider, we don' t wanna walk for miles
[00:19.46]	We just want to go to a stately home built in the Georgian style
[00:26.35]	I can' t abide a horizontal life
[00:32.42]	It' s time to rise, assume the perpendicular
[00:38.83]	Jump up and down, make complimentary sounds
[00:45.31]	And talk about nothing in particular
[00:50.04]	Crunch up the gravel driveway, gasp at the grand facade
[00:56.24]	Just for today we' re lords and ladies, oh what a gay charade!
[01:02.59]	Lavinia loves the lintels Anna, the architraves
[01:08.57]	Ben' s impressed by the buttresses thrust up the chapel knave
[01:15.34]	I can' t abide a horizontal life
[01:21.57]	It' s time to rise, assume the perpendicular
[01:27.79]	Jump up and down, make funny little sounds
[01:34.19]	And talk about nothing in particular
[01:38.29]	We' ll walk the grounds by Capability Brown
[01:44.20]	Get lost for days inside the manicured maze
[01:50.93]	We' ll bump our heads jumping on a fourpost bed
[01:57.06]	And we' ll ride for free
[02:00.17]	On the ladders round the walls of the circular library
[02:18.06]	I can' t abide a horizontal life
[02:24.23]	It' s time to rise, assume the perpendicular
[02:30.65]	Jump up and down, make wild ecstatic sounds
[02:37.07]	And talk about nothing in particular
[02:41.22]	Nothing in particular

[00:00.00]	Slip on your Barbour jacket, jump in my old MG
[00:06.01]	We' re off to the depths of Somerset to see what we can see see see
[00:13.23]	We don' t wanna drink the cider, we don' t wanna walk for miles
[00:19.46]	We just want to go to a stately home built in the Georgian style
[00:26.35]	I can' t abide a horizontal life
[00:32.42]	It' s time to rise, assume the perpendicular
[00:38.83]	Jump up and down, make complimentary sounds
[00:45.31]	And talk about nothing in particular
[00:50.04]	Crunch up the gravel driveway, gasp at the grand facade
[00:56.24]	Just for today we' re lords and ladies, oh what a gay charade!
[01:02.59]	Lavinia loves the lintels Anna, the architraves
[01:08.57]	Ben' s impressed by the buttresses thrust up the chapel knave
[01:15.34]	I can' t abide a horizontal life
[01:21.57]	It' s time to rise, assume the perpendicular
[01:27.79]	Jump up and down, make funny little sounds
[01:34.19]	And talk about nothing in particular
[01:38.29]	We' ll walk the grounds by Capability Brown
[01:44.20]	Get lost for days inside the manicured maze
[01:50.93]	We' ll bump our heads jumping on a fourpost bed
[01:57.06]	And we' ll ride for free
[02:00.17]	On the ladders round the walls of the circular library
[02:18.06]	I can' t abide a horizontal life
[02:24.23]	It' s time to rise, assume the perpendicular
[02:30.65]	Jump up and down, make wild ecstatic sounds
[02:37.07]	And talk about nothing in particular
[02:41.22]	Nothing in particular

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