[00:00.00]Slip on your Barbour jacket, jump in my old MG
[00:06.01]We’re off to the depths of Somerset to see what we can see see see
[00:13.23]We don’t wanna drink the cider, we don’t wanna walk for miles
[00:19.46]We just want to go to a stately home built in the Georgian style
[00:26.35]I can’t abide a horizontal life
[00:32.42]It’s time to rise, assume the perpendicular
[00:38.83]Jump up and down, make complimentary sounds
[00:45.31]And talk about nothing in particular
[00:50.04]Crunch up the gravel driveway, gasp at the grand facade
[00:56.24]Just for today we’re lords and ladies, oh what a gay charade!
[01:02.59]Lavinia loves the lintels - Anna, the architraves
[01:08.57]Ben’s impressed by the buttresses thrust up the chapel knave
[01:15.34]I can’t abide a horizontal life
[01:21.57]It’s time to rise, assume the perpendicular
[01:27.79]Jump up and down, make funny little sounds
[01:34.19]And talk about nothing in particular
[01:38.29]We’ll walk the grounds by Capability Brown
[01:44.20]Get lost for days inside the manicured maze
[01:50.93]We’ll bump our heads jumping on a four-post bed
[01:57.06]And we’ll ride for free
[02:00.17]On the ladders round the walls of the circular library
[02:18.06]I can’t abide a horizontal life
[02:24.23]It’s time to rise, assume the perpendicular
[02:30.65]Jump up and down, make wild ecstatic sounds
[02:37.07]And talk about nothing in particular
[02:41.22]Nothing in particular…