| [00:00.00] | 作词 : LD |
| [00:01.00] | 作曲 : LD |
| [00:12.06] | 早上吃 中午吃 下午吃 晚黑吃 |
| [00:15.00] | 不定时 随便吃 屋里摆满碗碟子 |
| [00:18.06] | 半夜三更烧烤炒饭 红烧豆腐和到搅拌 |
| [00:21.03] | 每天晚上已经搞惯 把胃口完全颠掉捣乱 |
| [00:24.03] | 现在想果汁我回头来炸点儿 |
| [00:26.01] | 屋里的挂面我随手再下点儿 |
| [00:27.51] | 要吃得过瘾我每口下大点儿 |
| [00:29.01] | 根本没想过变肥头娃大耳 |
| [00:30.48] | 还是好饿 吃得好累 但是这为啥子我肚子好胀 |
| [00:33.45] | 不晓得是不是暴饮和暴食的病症来搞得我摇头脑晃 |
| [00:36.42] | 记得那年两百多斤老子看起 溜得儿圆 |
| [00:39.90] | 自助餐的老板儿另外喊我 丢点儿钱 |
| [00:42.78] | 啥时候开始减肥我必定会守时 |
| [00:45.42] | 管上贱嘴迈开腿我必须减掉肥勾子 |
| [00:48.48] | 坚持坚决不吃肉 全程坚决 我不吃米 |
| [00:51.39] | 减肥赶紧我步子紧 饿就灌水到肚子里 |
| [00:54.42] | 节食和运动 让头晕又脑昏 忍到起无论我 肚子好饿 |
| [00:57.45] | 撸铁和深蹲 都 不得少做 和明天的早上 还要出切跑步 |
| [01:00.42] | 减肥减肥减肥减肥 管上吃嘴 迈开腿 |
| [00:00.00] | zuo ci : LD |
| [00:01.00] | zuo qu : LD |
| [00:12.06] | zao shang chi zhong wu chi xia wu chi wan hei chi |
| [00:15.00] | bu ding shi sui bian chi wu li bai man wan die zi |
| [00:18.06] | ban ye san geng shao kao chao fan hong shao dou fu he dao jiao ban |
| [00:21.03] | mei tian wan shang yi jing gao guan ba wei kou wan quan dian diao dao luan |
| [00:24.03] | xian zai xiang guo zhi wo hui tou lai zha dian er |
| [00:26.01] | wu li de gua mian wo sui shou zai xia dian er |
| [00:27.51] | yao chi de guo yin wo mei kou xia da dian er |
| [00:29.01] | gen ben mei xiang guo bian fei tou wa da er |
| [00:30.48] | hai shi hao e chi de hao lei dan shi zhe wei sha zi wo du zi hao zhang |
| [00:33.45] | bu xiao de shi bu shi bao yin he bao shi de bing zheng lai gao de wo yao tou nao huang |
| [00:36.42] | ji de na nian liang bai duo jin lao zi kan qi liu de er yuan |
| [00:39.90] | zi zhu can de lao ban er ling wai han wo diu dian er qian |
| [00:42.78] | sha shi hou kai shi jian fei wo bi ding hui shou shi |
| [00:45.42] | guan shang jian zui mai kai tui wo bi xu jian diao fei gou zi |
| [00:48.48] | jian chi jian jue bu chi rou quan cheng jian jue wo bu chi mi |
| [00:51.39] | jian fei gan jin wo bu zi jin e jiu guan shui dao du zi li |
| [00:54.42] | jie shi he yun dong rang tou yun you nao hun ren dao qi wu lun wo du zi hao e |
| [00:57.45] | lu tie he shen dun dou bu de shao zuo he ming tian de zao shang hai yao chu qie pao bu |
| [01:00.42] | jian fei jian fei jian fei jian fei guan shang chi zui mai kai tui |
| [00:00.00] | zuò cí : LD |
| [00:01.00] | zuò qǔ : LD |
| [00:12.06] | zǎo shàng chī zhōng wǔ chī xià wǔ chī wǎn hēi chī |
| [00:15.00] | bù dìng shí suí biàn chī wū lǐ bǎi mǎn wǎn dié zi |
| [00:18.06] | bàn yè sān gēng shāo kǎo chǎo fàn hóng shāo dòu fǔ hé dào jiǎo bàn |
| [00:21.03] | měi tiān wǎn shang yǐ jīng gǎo guàn bǎ wèi kǒu wán quán diān diào dǎo luàn |
| [00:24.03] | xiàn zài xiǎng guǒ zhī wǒ huí tóu lái zhà diǎn er |
| [00:26.01] | wū lǐ de guà miàn wǒ suí shǒu zài xià diǎn er |
| [00:27.51] | yào chī dé guò yǐn wǒ měi kǒu xià dà diǎn er |
| [00:29.01] | gēn běn méi xiǎng guò biàn féi tóu wá dà ěr |
| [00:30.48] | hái shì hǎo è chī dé hǎo lèi dàn shì zhè wèi shá zi wǒ dǔ zi hǎo zhàng |
| [00:33.45] | bù xiǎo de shì bú shì bào yǐn hé bào shí de bìng zhèng lái gǎo dé wǒ yáo tóu nǎo huǎng |
| [00:36.42] | jì de nà nián liǎng bǎi duō jīn lǎo zi kàn qǐ liū dé ér yuán |
| [00:39.90] | zì zhù cān de lǎo bǎn ér lìng wài hǎn wǒ diū diǎn er qián |
| [00:42.78] | shá shí hou kāi shǐ jiǎn féi wǒ bì dìng huì shǒu shí |
| [00:45.42] | guǎn shàng jiàn zuǐ mài kāi tuǐ wǒ bì xū jiǎn diào féi gōu zǐ |
| [00:48.48] | jiān chí jiān jué bù chī ròu quán chéng jiān jué wǒ bù chī mǐ |
| [00:51.39] | jiǎn féi gǎn jǐn wǒ bù zi jǐn è jiù guàn shuǐ dào dǔ zi lǐ |
| [00:54.42] | jié shí hé yùn dòng ràng tóu yūn yòu nǎo hūn rěn dào qǐ wú lùn wǒ dǔ zi hǎo è |
| [00:57.45] | lū tiě hé shēn dūn dōu bù dé shǎo zuò hé míng tiān de zǎo shàng hái yào chū qiè pǎo bù |
| [01:00.42] | jiǎn féi jiǎn féi jiǎn féi jiǎn féi guǎn shàng chī zuǐ mài kāi tuǐ |