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Every time I hear that dear old wedding march |
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I feel rather glad I have a broken arch |
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I have heard a lot of people talk |
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And I know that marriage is a long long walk |
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To most people |
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Weddings mean romance |
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But I prefer |
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A picnic or a dance |
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Another bride another groom |
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The countryside,this all blue |
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The flowers and trees,the birds and |
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For making whoopee |
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The chorus sings Here comes the bride |
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Another victim is by her side |
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He's lost his reason 'cause it's the season |
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For making whoopee |
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Down through the countless ages |
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You'll find it everywhere |
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Somebody makes good wages |
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Somebody wants her share |
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She calls him Toodles and rolls her eyes |
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She makes him strudles and bakes him pies |
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What is it all for |
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It's so he'll fall for making whoopee |
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Another year or maybe less |
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What's this I hear well can't you guess |
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She feels neglected so he's suspected |
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Of making whoopee |
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She sits alone most every night |
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He doesn't phone or even write |
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He says he's busy but she says Is he |
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He's making whoopee |
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He doesn't make much money |
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Five thousand dollars per |
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Some judge who thinks he's funny |
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Says You'll pay six to her |
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He says Now judge suppose I fail |
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The judge says Budge right into jail |
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You better keep her you'll find it's cheaper |
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Than making whoopee |
