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[00:14.990]Every time I hear that dear old wedding march
[00:19.010]I feel rather glad I have a broken arch
[00:22.880]I have heard a lot of people talk
[00:26.590]And I know that marriage is a long long walk
[00:30.820]To most people
[00:31.630]Weddings mean romance
[00:34.530]But I prefer
[00:35.570]A picnic or a dance
[00:39.090]Another bride another groom
[00:43.720]The countryside,this all blue
[00:47.990]The flowers and trees,the birds and
[00:52.130]For making whoopee
[00:56.340]The chorus sings Here comes the bride
[01:00.710]Another victim is by her side
[01:04.920]He's lost his reason 'cause it's the season
[01:09.050]For making whoopee
[01:14.030]Down through the countless ages
[01:17.810]You'll find it everywhere
[01:21.990]Somebody makes good wages
[01:26.050]Somebody wants her share
[01:29.250]She calls him Toodles and rolls her eyes
[01:33.510]She makes him strudles and bakes him pies
[01:37.760]What is it all for
[01:39.780]It's so he'll fall for making whoopee
[01:53.800]Another year or maybe less
[01:57.970]What's this I hear well can't you guess
[02:01.980]She feels neglected so he's suspected
[02:06.130]Of making whoopee
[02:10.080]She sits alone most every night
[02:14.340]He doesn't phone or even write
[02:18.280]He says he's busy but she says Is he
[02:22.440]He's making whoopee
[02:27.150]He doesn't make much money
[02:31.010]Five thousand dollars per
[02:35.120]Some judge who thinks he's funny
[02:39.450]Says You'll pay six to her
[02:42.550]He says Now judge suppose I fail
[02:46.770]The judge says Budge right into jail
[02:51.000]You better keep her you'll find it's cheaper
[02:55.200]Than making whoopee