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Well we're living here in Allentown |
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And he's driven our lives into the ground |
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When we woke up we were wasted and drunk |
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Phil got shot, we got beaten by a monk |
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I was happy and my life was good |
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Gettin' married like a dentist should |
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Roasting marshmallows on a stick |
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I got fucked in the ass by a girl with a dick |
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ALLEN: Haha, I remember that. |
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And we're living here in Allentown |
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But they're taken Teddy's finger now |
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And I'm pretty sure I'm gonna lose my shit |
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And shoot Allen in the face |
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And shoot myself |
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ALLEN: He totally butchered that song. |
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STU: Totally butchered my life. |
