| [00:20.690][Verse 1: The Jokerr] |
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And everybody's waiting for what I'ma say next |
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Got 'em all sittin' on the edge of they seats, both of they legs flexed |
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Ass cheeks tighter than latex, you'd think they had gay sex |
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And were waitin' on results of the AIDS test |
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Look at these rappers wiping they face sweat |
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They know they can't claim shit if they ain't cyphered with J yet |
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They try to ignore me, but the urge to test me just keeps callin' |
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Them |
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Like they was tryna evade debt |
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I'm the muh****in' puppet master, bastards |
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Rappers dance to my antics and the fans erupt in laughter |
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I'm truckin' past ya fast, and makin' splashes |
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Bigger than gastric bypass surgery patients' asses |
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Look, I'll knock you out with whichever hand |
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They call me Peter Pan, cause I'll uppercut you so hard, you'll never land |
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I bring the kind of drama for which you can never plan |
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I just speak how I feel and let it stand, man, they ask me why |
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(Why do you do what you do to them?) |
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Hahaha, they ask me that and I tell em because I can |
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(Why do you take your time and murder them all?) |
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Hahaha, they ask me that and I tell em because I can |
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(Why do you do what you do to them?) |
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I tell em because I can, I tell em because I can |
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I can, I can, can, I tell em because I can |
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(Why do you take your time and murder them all?) |
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I do it because I can, I do it because I caaaaan |
| [01:25.580][Verse 2: The Jokerr] |
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I operate a bit different than you'd probably surmise |
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Bitch I'll stab you with a piece of chalk and outline your body with knives |
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I'm what the hip hop doctors prescribed |
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But look at all these wack never made it haters tryna propogate lies |
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They probably told you I'm just tryna be like ICP |
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Shit I see through them two dudes like a five leaf tree |
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They used to be dope and inventive, but now they ain't driven |
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Them clowns been makin cornier shit than thanksgiving |
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And you mindless juggalo bitches have the nerve to call me a scam |
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I should backhand you all with a pan |
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And drag you face down and feet first across the beach |
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And pack the space above ya top teeth and each nostril with sand |
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I dont know who the **** you thought that I am |
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But I'll roundhouse Violent J's pudgy ass off the top of a dam |
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You sign the wackest ****in' rappers that you possibly can |
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No wonder why I'm watchin' ya fans flock to my stands, they ask me why |
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| [02:10.584][Chorus: The Jokerr] |
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(Why do you do what you do to them?) |
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Hahaha, they ask me that and I tell em because I can |
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(Why do you take your time and murder them all?) |
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Hahaha, they ask me that and I tell em because I can |
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(Why do you do what you do to them?) |
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I tell em because I can, I tell em because I can |
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I can, I can, can, I tell em because I can |
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(Why do you take your time and murder them all?) |
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I do it because I can, I do it because I caaaaan |
| [02:31.333][Verse 3: The Jokerr] |
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Here go the third verse, time to get raw |
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I gotta say somethin' funny to keep your attention, vaginas with balls |
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I'm like your favorite rappers all combined, minus their flaws |
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And you can tell by all the dookie streaks linin' their drawers |
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They'll see me and be cool and calm, but soon as I'm gone |
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You can hear 'em breathin' heavy like they have headphones on |
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I keep the heads bangin' harder than a Deftone song |
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I'm like the lyrical version of when secret government tests go wrong |
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So listen, stop bitchin about me dissin rappers |
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I'm just tryna elicit laughter at the expense of whoever I'm gettin after |
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You faggots oughta learn, I'll just exploit sensitivities |
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And press buttons, sit back and watch you squirm |
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Watch, nigga, nigga nigga nigga, black people |
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And uh, bdbdbdbdbdbd, I'm on Ellen, Mac Lethal? |
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So why do I diss rappers? |
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I'm takin hip hop back to WHEN IT DIDN'T INCLUDE THE BITCH FACTOR, THAT'S WHY!!! |
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| [03:16.590][Chorus: The Jokerr] |
x2 |
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(Why do you do what you do to them?) |
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Hahaha, they ask me that and I tell em because I can |
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(Why do you take your time and murder them all?) |
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Hahaha, they ask me that and I tell em because I can |
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(Why do you do what you do to them?) |
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I tell em because I can, I tell em because I can |
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I can, I can, can, I tell em because I can |
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(Why do you take your time and murder them all?) |
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I do it because I can, I do it because I caaaaan |
