[00:20.690][Verse 1: The Jokerr]
[00:21.446]And everybody's waiting for what I'ma say next
[00:23.698]Got 'em all sittin' on the edge of they seats, both of they legs flexed
[00:27.192]Ass cheeks tighter than latex, you'd think they had gay sex
[00:30.445]And were waitin' on results of the AIDS test
[00:32.442]Look at these rappers wiping they face sweat
[00:34.692]They know they can't claim shit if they ain't cyphered with J yet
[00:37.946]They try to ignore me, but the urge to test me just keeps callin'
[00:41.694]Them
[00:42.193]Like they was tryna evade debt
[00:43.449]I'm the muh****in' puppet master, bastards
[00:45.700]Rappers dance to my antics and the fans erupt in laughter
[00:48.940]I'm truckin' past ya fast, and makin' splashes
[00:51.191]Bigger than gastric bypass surgery patients' asses
[00:54.445]Look, I'll knock you out with whichever hand
[00:56.442]They call me Peter Pan, cause I'll uppercut you so hard, you'll never land
[00:59.948]I bring the kind of drama for which you can never plan
[01:02.945]I just speak how I feel and let it stand, man, they ask me why
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[01:05.892][Chorus: The Jokerr]
[01:06.392](Why do you do what you do to them?)
[01:07.391]Hahaha, they ask me that and I tell em because I can
[01:11.143](Why do you take your time and murder them all?)
[01:12.640]Hahaha, they ask me that and I tell em because I can
[01:16.389](Why do you do what you do to them?)
[01:17.080]I tell em because I can, I tell em because I can
[01:19.331]I can, I can, can, I tell em because I can
[01:22.085](Why do you take your time and murder them all?)
[01:23.083]I do it because I can, I do it because I caaaaan
[01:25.580][Verse 2: The Jokerr]
[01:26.578]I operate a bit different than you'd probably surmise
[01:28.833]Bitch I'll stab you with a piece of chalk and outline your body with knives
[01:32.327]I'm what the hip hop doctors prescribed
[01:34.336]But look at all these wack never made it haters tryna propogate lies
[01:37.830]They probably told you I'm just tryna be like ICP
[01:40.581]Shit I see through them two dudes like a five leaf tree
[01:43.335]They used to be dope and inventive, but now they ain't driven
[01:46.084]Them clowns been makin cornier shit than thanksgiving
[01:49.079]And you mindless juggalo bitches have the nerve to call me a scam
[01:52.087]I should backhand you all with a pan
[01:54.084]And drag you face down and feet first across the beach
[01:56.838]And pack the space above ya top teeth and each nostril with sand
[01:59.588]I dont know who the **** you thought that I am
[02:01.585]But I'll roundhouse Violent J's pudgy ass off the top of a dam
[02:05.079]You sign the wackest ****in' rappers that you possibly can
[02:07.833]No wonder why I'm watchin' ya fans flock to my stands, they ask me why
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[02:10.584][Chorus: The Jokerr]
[02:11.082](Why do you do what you do to them?)
[02:13.579]Hahaha, they ask me that and I tell em because I can
[02:16.586](Why do you take your time and murder them all?)
[02:18.583]Hahaha, they ask me that and I tell em because I can
[02:21.578](Why do you do what you do to them?)
[02:22.089]I tell em because I can, I tell em because I can
[02:24.831]I can, I can, can, I tell em because I can
[02:27.339](Why do you take your time and murder them all?)
[02:28.081]I do it because I can, I do it because I caaaaan
[02:31.333][Verse 3: The Jokerr]
[02:32.086]Here go the third verse, time to get raw
[02:34.328]I gotta say somethin' funny to keep your attention, vaginas with balls
[02:37.589]I'm like your favorite rappers all combined, minus their flaws
[02:40.831]And you can tell by all the dookie streaks linin' their drawers
[02:43.339]They'll see me and be cool and calm, but soon as I'm gone
[02:45.590]You can hear 'em breathin' heavy like they have headphones on
[02:48.585]I keep the heads bangin' harder than a Deftone song
[02:51.338]I'm like the lyrical version of when secret government tests go wrong
[02:54.333]So listen, stop bitchin about me dissin rappers
[02:56.585]I'm just tryna elicit laughter at the expense of whoever I'm gettin after
[03:00.337]You faggots oughta learn, I'll just exploit sensitivities
[03:02.833]And press buttons, sit back and watch you squirm
[03:05.840]Watch, nigga, nigga nigga nigga, black people
[03:08.336]And uh, bdbdbdbdbdbd, I'm on Ellen, Mac Lethal?
[03:11.087]So why do I diss rappers?
[03:13.085]I'm takin hip hop back to WHEN IT DIDN'T INCLUDE THE BITCH FACTOR, THAT'S WHY!!!
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[03:16.590][Chorus: The Jokerr] x2
[03:16.836](Why do you do what you do to them?)
[03:19.086]Hahaha, they ask me that and I tell em because I can
[03:22.081](Why do you take your time and murder them all?)
[03:23.591]Hahaha, they ask me that and I tell em because I can
[03:27.087](Why do you do what you do to them?)
[03:27.586]I tell em because I can, I tell em because I can
[03:30.094]I can, I can, can, I tell em because I can
[03:31.591](Why do you take your time and murder them all?)
[03:32.336]I do it because I can, I do it because I caaaaan