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All rise and come to order |
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Bailiff start the video recorder |
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You've been sworn, what's yourcomplaint? |
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Speak up son, don't hesitate! |
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He presided in his courtroom so long ago |
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He was hanging cowboys for stealingbuffalo |
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Court is adjourned, for his honor'sfeeling ill |
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The shaking old relic needs a glycerin pill! |
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Hang up your rope 'cause you'relooking tired |
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If it was up to me they'd all be fired |
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Day after day convicting all those liars |
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This ain't |
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TV jailIt's |
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TV hell!Chorus |
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Believe it or not |
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Those walking blood clots |
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Make enough money for a thousandfoot yacht |
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Who in Hollywood |
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Did they every acquit? |
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Just senile, judicial idiots |
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As the drama unfolds |
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And the law he upholds |
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If you look real close |
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You could see him growing mold |
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Small claims messiah |
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Is only a pariah to be ridiculed... |
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Objection |
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Overruled! |
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All rise as he takes the bench |
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To hear his old voice make mygut wrench |
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Silence to those who are in his court |
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I'm found guilty by his report |
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No washed-up judge can say to me |
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The shit he throws arround whenhe's on |
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TVWhat can he fucking do, throw me in jail? |
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I'd slap out his dentures, post themfor bail! |
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Hang up your robe 'cause you'relooking tired |
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If it was up to me they'd all be fired |
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Day after day convicting all those liars |
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This ain't |
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TV jail, it's |
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TV hell!Chorus |
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You lose the case |
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To a bigger bullshit they you today |
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When it comes to the end |
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You tell all of |
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TV land what you'vegot to say |
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When you're dead and gone |
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Will they get another fossil to carry on? |
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They must go to school |
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To hand-pick these old fools |
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I say to you |
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Objection |
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Overruled! |
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It's all Perry |
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Mason's fault! |
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Cat strangling |
