Wonderful Town: One Hundred Easy Ways To Lose a Man (Ruth) Lyrics

Song	Wonderful Town: One Hundred Easy Ways To Lose a Man (Ruth)
Artist	Sir Simon Rattle
Album	Leonard Bernstein: Wonderful Town
Download	Image LRC TXT

[00:00.00]	Girls, are you constantly bothered by the cloying attentions of the male sex?
[00:04.69]	Well, here's the solution for you
[00:06.61]	Get Ruth Sherwood's new bestseller:
[00:09.01]	100 Easy Ways to Lose a Man
[00:14.81]	Chapter One
[00:17.27]	Now the first way to lose a man
[00:21.41]	You’ve met a charming fellow and you’re out for a spin.
[00:26.45]	The motor fails and he just wears a helpless grin,
[00:31.08]	Don’t bat your eyes and say, ‘what a romantic spot we’re in.’
[00:36.87]	Just leap out, crawl under the car,
[00:39.01]	Say it’s the gasket and fix it in two seconds flat with a bobby pin.
[00:41.99]	That’s a good way to lose a man.
[00:47.05]	He takes you to a baseball game,
[00:49.11]	You sit knee to knee.
[00:51.46]	He says, ‘the next man up at bat will bunt, you’ll see.’
[00:56.27]	Don’t say, ‘oooh, what’s a bunt’ This game’s too hard for little me.’
[01:02.58]	Just say, ‘bunt’ Are you nuts’!! With one out, two men on base,
[01:06.67]	And a left-handed batter coming up,
[01:07.92]	You’ll walk right into a triple play just like it happened in
[01:09.82]	The fifth game of the world series in 1923.’
[01:12.65]	That’s a sure way to lose a man.
[01:16.91]	A sure sure sure sure way to lose a man,
[01:20.28]	A splendid way to lose a man.
[01:22.64]	Just throw your knowledge in his face,
[01:25.14]	He’ll never try for second base.
[01:29:79]	Ninety-eight ways to go.
[01:33.01]	The third way to lose a man --
[01:37.30]	The life-guard at the beach that all the girlies adore
[01:42.54]	Swims bravely out to save you through the ocean’s roar,
[01:47.34]	Don’t say, ‘oh, thanks, I would have drowned in just one second more.’
[01:53.32]	Just push his head under water and yell,
[01:55.24]	‘Last one in is a rotten egg’ And race him back to shore!
[01:59.89]	That’s a swell way to lose a man.
[02:04.19]	You’ve found your perfect mate and it’s been love from the start.
[02:09.07]	He whispers, ‘you’re the one to who I give my heart.’
[02:13.82]	Don’t say, ‘I love you too, my dear, let’s never never part.’
[02:20.94]	Just say, ‘I’m afraid you’ve made a grammatical error
[02:23.52]	It’s not ‘to who I give my heart,’ It's ‘to whom I give my heart’
[02:27.46]	You see, with the use of the preposition ‘to,’ ‘Who’ Becomes the indirect object,
[02:29.96]	Making the use of ‘whom’ Imperative which
[02:31.62]	I can easily show you by drawing a simple chart’
[02:35.26]	That’s a fine way to lose a man.
[02:39.29]	A fine fine fine fine way to lose a man,
[02:42.67]	A dandy way to lose a man.
[02:45.09]	Just be more well-informed than he,
[02:48.17]	You’ll never hear ‘o, promise me.’
[02:52.15]	Just show him where his grammar errs,
[02:55.38]	Then mark your towels ‘hers’ And ‘hers.’
[02:59.02]	Yes, girls, you too can lose your man,
[03:02.04]	If you will use Ruth Sherwood’s plan:
[03:05.62]	One hundred easy ways to lose a man!

[00:00.00]	Girls, are you constantly bothered by the cloying attentions of the male sex?
[00:04.69]	Well, here' s the solution for you
[00:06.61]	Get Ruth Sherwood' s new bestseller:
[00:09.01]	100 Easy Ways to Lose a Man
[00:14.81]	Chapter One
[00:17.27]	Now the first way to lose a man
[00:21.41]	You' ve met a charming fellow and you' re out for a spin.
[00:26.45]	The motor fails and he just wears a helpless grin,
[00:31.08]	Don' t bat your eyes and say, ' what a romantic spot we' re in.'
[00:36.87]	Just leap out, crawl under the car,
[00:39.01]	Say it' s the gasket and fix it in two seconds flat with a bobby pin.
[00:41.99]	That' s a good way to lose a man.
[00:47.05]	He takes you to a baseball game,
[00:49.11]	You sit knee to knee.
[00:51.46]	He says, ' the next man up at bat will bunt, you' ll see.'
[00:56.27]	Don' t say, ' oooh, what' s a bunt' This game' s too hard for little me.'
[01:02.58]	Just say, ' bunt' Are you nuts'!! With one out, two men on base,
[01:06.67]	And a lefthanded batter coming up,
[01:07.92]	You' ll walk right into a triple play just like it happened in
[01:09.82]	The fifth game of the world series in 1923.'
[01:12.65]	That' s a sure way to lose a man.
[01:16.91]	A sure sure sure sure way to lose a man,
[01:20.28]	A splendid way to lose a man.
[01:22.64]	Just throw your knowledge in his face,
[01:25.14]	He' ll never try for second base.
[01:29:79]	Ninetyeight ways to go.
[01:33.01]	The third way to lose a man
[01:37.30]	The lifeguard at the beach that all the girlies adore
[01:42.54]	Swims bravely out to save you through the ocean' s roar,
[01:47.34]	Don' t say, ' oh, thanks, I would have drowned in just one second more.'
[01:53.32]	Just push his head under water and yell,
[01:55.24]	' Last one in is a rotten egg' And race him back to shore!
[01:59.89]	That' s a swell way to lose a man.
[02:04.19]	You' ve found your perfect mate and it' s been love from the start.
[02:09.07]	He whispers, ' you' re the one to who I give my heart.'
[02:13.82]	Don' t say, ' I love you too, my dear, let' s never never part.'
[02:20.94]	Just say, ' I' m afraid you' ve made a grammatical error
[02:23.52]	It' s not ' to who I give my heart,' It' s ' to whom I give my heart'
[02:27.46]	You see, with the use of the preposition ' to,' ' Who' Becomes the indirect object,
[02:29.96]	Making the use of ' whom' Imperative which
[02:31.62]	I can easily show you by drawing a simple chart'
[02:35.26]	That' s a fine way to lose a man.
[02:39.29]	A fine fine fine fine way to lose a man,
[02:42.67]	A dandy way to lose a man.
[02:45.09]	Just be more wellinformed than he,
[02:48.17]	You' ll never hear ' o, promise me.'
[02:52.15]	Just show him where his grammar errs,
[02:55.38]	Then mark your towels ' hers' And ' hers.'
[02:59.02]	Yes, girls, you too can lose your man,
[03:02.04]	If you will use Ruth Sherwood' s plan:
[03:05.62]	One hundred easy ways to lose a man!

[00:00.00]	Girls, are you constantly bothered by the cloying attentions of the male sex?
[00:04.69]	Well, here' s the solution for you
[00:06.61]	Get Ruth Sherwood' s new bestseller:
[00:09.01]	100 Easy Ways to Lose a Man
[00:14.81]	Chapter One
[00:17.27]	Now the first way to lose a man
[00:21.41]	You' ve met a charming fellow and you' re out for a spin.
[00:26.45]	The motor fails and he just wears a helpless grin,
[00:31.08]	Don' t bat your eyes and say, ' what a romantic spot we' re in.'
[00:36.87]	Just leap out, crawl under the car,
[00:39.01]	Say it' s the gasket and fix it in two seconds flat with a bobby pin.
[00:41.99]	That' s a good way to lose a man.
[00:47.05]	He takes you to a baseball game,
[00:49.11]	You sit knee to knee.
[00:51.46]	He says, ' the next man up at bat will bunt, you' ll see.'
[00:56.27]	Don' t say, ' oooh, what' s a bunt' This game' s too hard for little me.'
[01:02.58]	Just say, ' bunt' Are you nuts'!! With one out, two men on base,
[01:06.67]	And a lefthanded batter coming up,
[01:07.92]	You' ll walk right into a triple play just like it happened in
[01:09.82]	The fifth game of the world series in 1923.'
[01:12.65]	That' s a sure way to lose a man.
[01:16.91]	A sure sure sure sure way to lose a man,
[01:20.28]	A splendid way to lose a man.
[01:22.64]	Just throw your knowledge in his face,
[01:25.14]	He' ll never try for second base.
[01:29:79]	Ninetyeight ways to go.
[01:33.01]	The third way to lose a man
[01:37.30]	The lifeguard at the beach that all the girlies adore
[01:42.54]	Swims bravely out to save you through the ocean' s roar,
[01:47.34]	Don' t say, ' oh, thanks, I would have drowned in just one second more.'
[01:53.32]	Just push his head under water and yell,
[01:55.24]	' Last one in is a rotten egg' And race him back to shore!
[01:59.89]	That' s a swell way to lose a man.
[02:04.19]	You' ve found your perfect mate and it' s been love from the start.
[02:09.07]	He whispers, ' you' re the one to who I give my heart.'
[02:13.82]	Don' t say, ' I love you too, my dear, let' s never never part.'
[02:20.94]	Just say, ' I' m afraid you' ve made a grammatical error
[02:23.52]	It' s not ' to who I give my heart,' It' s ' to whom I give my heart'
[02:27.46]	You see, with the use of the preposition ' to,' ' Who' Becomes the indirect object,
[02:29.96]	Making the use of ' whom' Imperative which
[02:31.62]	I can easily show you by drawing a simple chart'
[02:35.26]	That' s a fine way to lose a man.
[02:39.29]	A fine fine fine fine way to lose a man,
[02:42.67]	A dandy way to lose a man.
[02:45.09]	Just be more wellinformed than he,
[02:48.17]	You' ll never hear ' o, promise me.'
[02:52.15]	Just show him where his grammar errs,
[02:55.38]	Then mark your towels ' hers' And ' hers.'
[02:59.02]	Yes, girls, you too can lose your man,
[03:02.04]	If you will use Ruth Sherwood' s plan:
[03:05.62]	One hundred easy ways to lose a man!

Wonderful Town: One Hundred Easy Ways To Lose a Man (Ruth) Lyrics

YouTube Results (More on YouTube)