[00:00.00]Girls, are you constantly bothered by the cloying attentions of the male sex?
[00:04.69]Well, here's the solution for you
[00:06.61]Get Ruth Sherwood's new bestseller:
[00:09.01]100 Easy Ways to Lose a Man
[00:14.81]Chapter One
[00:17.27]Now the first way to lose a man
[00:21.41]You’ve met a charming fellow and you’re out for a spin.
[00:26.45]The motor fails and he just wears a helpless grin,
[00:31.08]Don’t bat your eyes and say, ‘what a romantic spot we’re in.’
[00:36.87]Just leap out, crawl under the car,
[00:39.01]Say it’s the gasket and fix it in two seconds flat with a bobby pin.
[00:41.99]That’s a good way to lose a man.
[00:47.05]He takes you to a baseball game,
[00:49.11]You sit knee to knee.
[00:51.46]He says, ‘the next man up at bat will bunt, you’ll see.’
[00:56.27]Don’t say, ‘oooh, what’s a bunt’ This game’s too hard for little me.’
[01:02.58]Just say, ‘bunt’ Are you nuts’!! With one out, two men on base,
[01:06.67]And a left-handed batter coming up,
[01:07.92]You’ll walk right into a triple play just like it happened in
[01:09.82]The fifth game of the world series in 1923.’
[01:12.65]That’s a sure way to lose a man.
[01:16.91]A sure sure sure sure way to lose a man,
[01:20.28]A splendid way to lose a man.
[01:22.64]Just throw your knowledge in his face,
[01:25.14]He’ll never try for second base.
[01:29:79]Ninety-eight ways to go.
[01:33.01]The third way to lose a man --
[01:37.30]The life-guard at the beach that all the girlies adore
[01:42.54]Swims bravely out to save you through the ocean’s roar,
[01:47.34]Don’t say, ‘oh, thanks, I would have drowned in just one second more.’
[01:53.32]Just push his head under water and yell,
[01:55.24]‘Last one in is a rotten egg’ And race him back to shore!
[01:59.89]That’s a swell way to lose a man.
[02:04.19]You’ve found your perfect mate and it’s been love from the start.
[02:09.07]He whispers, ‘you’re the one to who I give my heart.’
[02:13.82]Don’t say, ‘I love you too, my dear, let’s never never part.’
[02:20.94]Just say, ‘I’m afraid you’ve made a grammatical error
[02:23.52]It’s not ‘to who I give my heart,’ It's ‘to whom I give my heart’
[02:27.46]You see, with the use of the preposition ‘to,’ ‘Who’ Becomes the indirect object,
[02:29.96]Making the use of ‘whom’ Imperative which
[02:31.62]I can easily show you by drawing a simple chart’
[02:35.26]That’s a fine way to lose a man.
[02:39.29]A fine fine fine fine way to lose a man,
[02:42.67]A dandy way to lose a man.
[02:45.09]Just be more well-informed than he,
[02:48.17]You’ll never hear ‘o, promise me.’
[02:52.15]Just show him where his grammar errs,
[02:55.38]Then mark your towels ‘hers’ And ‘hers.’
[02:59.02]Yes, girls, you too can lose your man,
[03:02.04]If you will use Ruth Sherwood’s plan:
[03:05.62]One hundred easy ways to lose a man!