| [00:20.221] | Grim song, but everything's fine |
| [00:24.203] | I'm always your monkey and I'm going down on beautiful |
| [00:29.973] | Sunshine in my private life, but people are strange alone in the night |
| [00:37.340] | |
| [00:37.552] | Today has been just awful far beyond the mean |
| [00:42.055] | Someone scissored through an orphan's eyes |
| [00:45.914] | The brain surgeon turned out to be a total loser |
| [00:49.919] | The weather brought a horrible surprise |
| [00:53.131] | Someone got attacked with acid in revenge |
| [00:56.872] | For the human sacrifice occurring at Stonehenge |
| [01:00.884] | I think I'm going to change the newspaper I take |
| [01:04.897] | They must have printed all this by mistake |
| [01:07.913] | |
| [01:09.007] | Stop the press, stop it all |
| [01:13.019] | Cropping our monstrosities up against the wall |
| [01:17.169] | This isn't how we rise, it must be how we fall |
| [01:23.016] | Is this what they call Grand Guignol? |
| [01:24.455] | |
| [01:25.413] | Grim song, but everything's fine |
| [01:28.923] | I'm always your monkey and I'm going down on beautiful |
| [01:35.052] | Sunshine in my private life, but people are strange alone in the night |
| [01:42.037] | |
| [01:42.549] | Another day of mayhem far beyond the mean |
| [01:46.953] | A lunatic hacked off an athlete's arms |
| [01:50.886] | The Kumamons escaped, creating carnage in Japan |
| [01:54.878] | You'd think Godzilla had done enough harm |
| [01:58.358] | Someone set the old museum mummies all on fire |
| [02:01.930] | The inferno blazed from Fleet Street to St Paul's |
| [02:05.974] | A future D********a got knocked over by a train |
| [02:09.853] | I hope someone responsible is catching this on film |
| [02:12.823] | |
| [02:14.267] | Stop the press, stop it all |
| [02:17.910] | Cropping our monstrosities up against the wall |
| [02:21.872] | This isn't how we rise, it must be how we fall |
| [02:26.193] | Is this what they call Grand Guignol? |