[00:20.221]Grim song, but everything's fine
[00:24.203]I'm always your monkey and I'm going down on beautiful
[00:29.973]Sunshine in my private life, but people are strange alone in the night
[00:37.340]
[00:37.552]Today has been just awful far beyond the mean
[00:42.055]Someone scissored through an orphan's eyes
[00:45.914]The brain surgeon turned out to be a total loser
[00:49.919]The weather brought a horrible surprise
[00:53.131]Someone got attacked with acid in revenge
[00:56.872]For the human sacrifice occurring at Stonehenge
[01:00.884]I think I'm going to change the newspaper I take
[01:04.897]They must have printed all this by mistake
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[01:09.007]Stop the press, stop it all
[01:13.019]Cropping our monstrosities up against the wall
[01:17.169]This isn't how we rise, it must be how we fall
[01:23.016]Is this what they call Grand Guignol?
[01:24.455]
[01:25.413]Grim song, but everything's fine
[01:28.923]I'm always your monkey and I'm going down on beautiful
[01:35.052]Sunshine in my private life, but people are strange alone in the night
[01:42.037]
[01:42.549]Another day of mayhem far beyond the mean
[01:46.953]A lunatic hacked off an athlete's arms
[01:50.886]The Kumamons escaped, creating carnage in Japan
[01:54.878]You'd think Godzilla had done enough harm
[01:58.358]Someone set the old museum mummies all on fire
[02:01.930]The inferno blazed from Fleet Street to St Paul's
[02:05.974]A future D********a got knocked over by a train
[02:09.853]I hope someone responsible is catching this on film
[02:12.823]
[02:14.267]Stop the press, stop it all
[02:17.910]Cropping our monstrosities up against the wall
[02:21.872]This isn't how we rise, it must be how we fall
[02:26.193]Is this what they call Grand Guignol?