The Birthday Song Lyrics
| Song | The Birthday Song |
| Artist | Caroline Konstnar |
| Album | This Is Underwhelming at Best |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:11.23] | Today's the day |
| [00:12.43] | that your moms vag was on display |
| [00:15.90] | The Birthday Song+This Is Underwhelming at Best+Your fat shit faced slipped ou |
| [00:18.21] | and I wish you would've stayed cause |
| [00:21.75] | It's just your birthday |
| [00:23.69] | why do we even celebrate |
| [00:26.81] | screw your dinner party |
| [00:28.98] | i'll just stay at home and |
| [00:30.91] | ********** |
| [00:32.49] | I went to CVS and bought |
| [00:35.15] | the first card I saw |
| [00:37.24] | it said congrats |
| [00:38.85] | on that TORAH READING |
| [00:40.67] | ****ING MAZEL TOV |
| [00:43.17] | I could've tried to get a reasonable gift |
| [00:47.50] | but you don't deserve it |
| [00:49.67] | and I don't really give a shit |
| [00:53.72] | I didn't respond to the first |
| [00:57.37] | RSVP |
| [00:58.87] | take a hint you dumb broad |
| [01:01.41] | and please stop reminding me |
| [01:04.51] | cause we don't care that it's your birthday |
| [01:07.77] | don't you see? |
| [01:09.26] | so stop polluting us |
| [01:11.29] | with all these photos on our feed |
| [01:15.30] | You're not a child anymore |
| [01:18.07] | you blew those candles like a whore |
| [01:23.00] | I don't care that it's your birthday. |
| [01:38.53] | 命运之红弦 |
| [00:11.23] | Today' s the day |
| [00:12.43] | that your moms vag was on display |
| [00:15.90] | The Birthday Song This Is Underwhelming at Best Your fat shit faced slipped ou |
| [00:18.21] | and I wish you would' ve stayed cause |
| [00:21.75] | It' s just your birthday |
| [00:23.69] | why do we even celebrate |
| [00:26.81] | screw your dinner party |
| [00:28.98] | i' ll just stay at home and |
| [00:30.91] | |
| [00:32.49] | I went to CVS and bought |
| [00:35.15] | the first card I saw |
| [00:37.24] | it said congrats |
| [00:38.85] | on that TORAH READING |
| [00:40.67] | ING MAZEL TOV |
| [00:43.17] | I could' ve tried to get a reasonable gift |
| [00:47.50] | but you don' t deserve it |
| [00:49.67] | and I don' t really give a shit |
| [00:53.72] | I didn' t respond to the first |
| [00:57.37] | RSVP |
| [00:58.87] | take a hint you dumb broad |
| [01:01.41] | and please stop reminding me |
| [01:04.51] | cause we don' t care that it' s your birthday |
| [01:07.77] | don' t you see? |
| [01:09.26] | so stop polluting us |
| [01:11.29] | with all these photos on our feed |
| [01:15.30] | You' re not a child anymore |
| [01:18.07] | you blew those candles like a whore |
| [01:23.00] | I don' t care that it' s your birthday. |
| [01:38.53] | ming yun zhi hong xian |
| [00:11.23] | Today' s the day |
| [00:12.43] | that your moms vag was on display |
| [00:15.90] | The Birthday Song This Is Underwhelming at Best Your fat shit faced slipped ou |
| [00:18.21] | and I wish you would' ve stayed cause |
| [00:21.75] | It' s just your birthday |
| [00:23.69] | why do we even celebrate |
| [00:26.81] | screw your dinner party |
| [00:28.98] | i' ll just stay at home and |
| [00:30.91] | |
| [00:32.49] | I went to CVS and bought |
| [00:35.15] | the first card I saw |
| [00:37.24] | it said congrats |
| [00:38.85] | on that TORAH READING |
| [00:40.67] | ING MAZEL TOV |
| [00:43.17] | I could' ve tried to get a reasonable gift |
| [00:47.50] | but you don' t deserve it |
| [00:49.67] | and I don' t really give a shit |
| [00:53.72] | I didn' t respond to the first |
| [00:57.37] | RSVP |
| [00:58.87] | take a hint you dumb broad |
| [01:01.41] | and please stop reminding me |
| [01:04.51] | cause we don' t care that it' s your birthday |
| [01:07.77] | don' t you see? |
| [01:09.26] | so stop polluting us |
| [01:11.29] | with all these photos on our feed |
| [01:15.30] | You' re not a child anymore |
| [01:18.07] | you blew those candles like a whore |
| [01:23.00] | I don' t care that it' s your birthday. |
| [01:38.53] | mìng yùn zhī hóng xián |
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