Today's the day
that your moms vag was on display
The Birthday Song+This Is Underwhelming at Best+Your fat shit faced slipped ou
and I wish you would've stayed cause
It's just your birthday
why do we even celebrate
screw your dinner party
i'll just stay at home and
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I went to CVS and bought
the first card I saw
it said congrats
on that TORAH READING
****ING MAZEL TOV
I could've tried to get a reasonable gift
but you don't deserve it
and I don't really give a shit
I didn't respond to the first
RSVP
take a hint you dumb broad
and please stop reminding me
cause we don't care that it's your birthday
don't you see?
so stop polluting us
with all these photos on our feed
You're not a child anymore
you blew those candles like a whore
I don't care that it's your birthday.
命运之红弦