How to Spot an Invert Lyrics
| Song | How to Spot an Invert |
| Artist | Momus |
| Album | The Little Red Songbook |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:02.346] | How to spot an invert |
| [00:04.298] | Amongst the vertebrates: |
| [00:13.848] | Good grooming |
| [00:15.731] | A tidy bedroom |
| [00:18.197] | Never married |
| [00:19.906] | And working in the arts |
| [00:23.581] | A bitchy sense of humour |
| [00:25.769] | Inordinately colourful scarves |
| [00:30.671] | Loose gestures |
| [00:32.468] | A wardrobe full of Helmut Lang |
| [00:35.498] | A dangling limp wrist |
| [00:37.902] | A talent for interior design |
| [00:42.024] | He has a taste for Latin poetry of the Silver Age |
| [00:46.479] | Indulges privately on the heath with unknown youths |
| [00:51.582] | In Spartan sports |
| [00:54.013] | And ‘the unspeakable vice of the Greeks’ |
| [00:59.347] | Likes show tunes |
| [01:00.494] | Counts hairdressers amongst his closest friends |
| [01:03.650] | Is umbilically attached to his mother |
| [01:08.497] | He is careful to conceal at all times his real age |
| [01:13.252] | Is always florid, flamboyant, pale and interesting |
| [01:18.459] | Too good to be true |
| [01:20.920] | But this could be you |
| [01:23.414] | The invert, our hero, is the male sex, release 2.0 |
| [01:30.718] | Upgrade today! |
| [01:33.074] | You too may be gay |
| [00:02.346] | How to spot an invert |
| [00:04.298] | Amongst the vertebrates: |
| [00:13.848] | Good grooming |
| [00:15.731] | A tidy bedroom |
| [00:18.197] | Never married |
| [00:19.906] | And working in the arts |
| [00:23.581] | A bitchy sense of humour |
| [00:25.769] | Inordinately colourful scarves |
| [00:30.671] | Loose gestures |
| [00:32.468] | A wardrobe full of Helmut Lang |
| [00:35.498] | A dangling limp wrist |
| [00:37.902] | A talent for interior design |
| [00:42.024] | He has a taste for Latin poetry of the Silver Age |
| [00:46.479] | Indulges privately on the heath with unknown youths |
| [00:51.582] | In Spartan sports |
| [00:54.013] | And ' the unspeakable vice of the Greeks' |
| [00:59.347] | Likes show tunes |
| [01:00.494] | Counts hairdressers amongst his closest friends |
| [01:03.650] | Is umbilically attached to his mother |
| [01:08.497] | He is careful to conceal at all times his real age |
| [01:13.252] | Is always florid, flamboyant, pale and interesting |
| [01:18.459] | Too good to be true |
| [01:20.920] | But this could be you |
| [01:23.414] | The invert, our hero, is the male sex, release 2. 0 |
| [01:30.718] | Upgrade today! |
| [01:33.074] | You too may be gay |
| [00:02.346] | How to spot an invert |
| [00:04.298] | Amongst the vertebrates: |
| [00:13.848] | Good grooming |
| [00:15.731] | A tidy bedroom |
| [00:18.197] | Never married |
| [00:19.906] | And working in the arts |
| [00:23.581] | A bitchy sense of humour |
| [00:25.769] | Inordinately colourful scarves |
| [00:30.671] | Loose gestures |
| [00:32.468] | A wardrobe full of Helmut Lang |
| [00:35.498] | A dangling limp wrist |
| [00:37.902] | A talent for interior design |
| [00:42.024] | He has a taste for Latin poetry of the Silver Age |
| [00:46.479] | Indulges privately on the heath with unknown youths |
| [00:51.582] | In Spartan sports |
| [00:54.013] | And ' the unspeakable vice of the Greeks' |
| [00:59.347] | Likes show tunes |
| [01:00.494] | Counts hairdressers amongst his closest friends |
| [01:03.650] | Is umbilically attached to his mother |
| [01:08.497] | He is careful to conceal at all times his real age |
| [01:13.252] | Is always florid, flamboyant, pale and interesting |
| [01:18.459] | Too good to be true |
| [01:20.920] | But this could be you |
| [01:23.414] | The invert, our hero, is the male sex, release 2. 0 |
| [01:30.718] | Upgrade today! |
| [01:33.074] | You too may be gay |
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