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I hate your famous guts |
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I know girls are sitting ducks |
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I know you've got the bucks |
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But what gets me is you schmucks |
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Think you can hit on any girl in the world |
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Without denting your fronts |
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As if morals themselves are simply image |
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Like you've got this gold-plated credit card charisma |
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To cover all the damage |
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Harry K-Tel the method actor once asked my sister to tweak |
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His tits while he jiggled and jangled his allegedly undersized cock |
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I don't think she complied (though maybe she lied) |
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But for the next three weeks |
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They had phone sex every morning between Scotland and New York |
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I hate your famous guts |
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How he jiggled his cock and tweaked his own nipples |
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While holding the telephone |
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Beggars the imagination, truly |
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But would be a lot more interesting to watch |
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Than one of Harry's movies |
