[00:03.921]I hate your famous guts
[00:08.322]I know girls are sitting ducks
[00:13.844]I know you've got the bucks
[00:18.122]But what gets me is you schmucks
[00:21.704]Think you can hit on any girl in the world
[00:26.800]Without denting your fronts
[00:28.959]
[00:29.658]As if morals themselves are simply image
[00:38.459]Like you've got this gold-plated credit card charisma
[00:43.380]To cover all the damage
[00:46.536]
[00:49.598]Harry K-Tel the method actor once asked my sister to tweak
[00:59.622]His tits while he jiggled and jangled his allegedly undersized cock
[01:08.791]I don't think she complied (though maybe she lied)
[01:14.444]But for the next three weeks
[01:19.377]They had phone sex every morning between Scotland and New York
[01:27.159]
[01:27.866]I hate your famous guts
[01:30.410]
[01:33.824]How he jiggled his cock and tweaked his own nipples
[01:39.014]While holding the telephone
[01:42.913]Beggars the imagination, truly
[01:52.778]But would be a lot more interesting to watch
[01:58.867]Than one of Harry's movies