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Back when I can barely remember |
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I was tuning in every night |
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Your mother wouldn't like it was happening |
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Mixing up a soup so right, it was alright |
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Next day there was I believing |
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That I could ride the airwaves too |
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Heaven knows what I was thinking |
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Didn't matter what I tried to do |
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So tell me what i wanna know |
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What did I do to make it so? |
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'Cause I know you never gonna |
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play this on the radio |
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Record company got me a plugger |
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A charming man in every way |
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So I paid him lots of money to tell me |
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It's been a tough week, what can I say |
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Were you killed by video? |
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'Cause I can't get you on the phone |
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So I know you're never gonna get this on the radio |
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People come to watch the show |
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'Cause my aim is straight and true |
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Twenty years I've made a living at this |
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No thanks to you and the TV too! Fuck You.... |
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I know I never went to art school |
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I was never in the NME |
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I got no chance of sleeping with Kate Moss |
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What the hell is wrong with me? |
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Who did I forget to blow? |
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Should I go on a reality show? |
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Maybe then you'd vote for me |
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'Cause I can't get on the BBC |
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The playlist was my Grail of gold |
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I tried and failed to sell my soul |
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So I know you're never gonna hear this |
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playing on the radio |
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Ain't gonna hear it |
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playing on the radio |
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