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You know what Stuart |
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I like you |
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You're not like the other people |
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Here in the trailer park |
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Oh don't go get me wrong |
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They're fine people |
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They're good Americans |
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But they're content to sit back |
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Maybe watch a little Mork & Mindy |
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On channel fifty seven |
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Maybe kick back a cool |
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Coors sixteen ouncer |
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They're good fine people Stuart |
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But they don't know |
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What the queers |
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Are doing to the soil |
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You know that Jonny Wurster kid |
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The kid that delivers papers |
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In the neighborhood |
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He's a foreign kid |
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Some of the |
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Neighbors say |
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He smokes crack |
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But I don't believe it |
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Anyway for his tenth birthday |
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All he wanted was a burrow owl |
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Kept bugging his old man |
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Dad get me a burrow owl |
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I'll never ask for anything else |
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As long as I live |
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So the guy breaks down |
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And buys him a burrow owl |
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Anyway ten thirty the other night |
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I go out in my yard |
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And there's the Wurster kid |
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Looking up in the tree |
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I say What are you looking for |
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He says I'm looking for my burrow owl |
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I say Jumping Jesus |
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On a Pogo Stick |
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Everybody knows the burrow owl lives |
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In a hole in the ground |
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Why the hell do you think |
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They call it a burrow owl anyway |
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Now Stuart do you think |
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A kid like that is going |
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To know what the queers |
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Are doing to the soil |
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I first became aware |
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Of this about ten years ago |
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The summer my oldest boy |
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Bill Jr died |
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You know that carnival comes |
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Into town every year |
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Well this year they came |
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Through with a ride called The Mixer |
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The man said Keep your head |
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And arms inside the Mixer at all times |
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But Bill Jr he was a Daredevil |
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Just like his old man |
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He was leaning out saying |
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Hey everybody look at me |
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Look at me |
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Pow he was decapitated |
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They found his head over |
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By the snow cone concession |
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A few days after that |
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I open up the mail |
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And there's a |
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Pamphlet in there |
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From Pueblo Colorado |
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And it's addressed to Bill Jr |
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And it's entitled |
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Do you know |
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What the queers |
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Are doing to our soil |
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Now Stuart if you look |
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At the soil around any large US city |
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There's a big underground |
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Homosexual population |
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Des Moines Iowa for an example |
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Look at the soil around Des Moines Stuart |
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You can't build on it |
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You can't grow anything in it |
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The government says |
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It's due to poor farming |
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But I know what's |
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Really going on Stuart |
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I know it's the queers |
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They're in it with the aliens |
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They're building landing strips |
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For gay Martians I swear to God |
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You know what Stuart |
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I like you |
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You're not like the other people |
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Here in this trailer park |
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Stuart - The Dead Milkmen |
