Cat Handcuffs (Album Version) Lyrics
| Song | Cat Handcuffs (Album Version) |
| Artist | Steve Martin |
| Album | A Wild & Crazy Guy |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| [00:00.000] | 作词 : Steve Martin |
| [00:00.082] | 作曲 : Steve Martin |
| [00:00.164] | How many people have cats? |
| [00:02.824] | 1, 2, 3, 4... ok 10 |
| [00:05.752] | Let me ask you this... do you trust em'? |
| [00:11.856] | Because I've gotta get a pair of cat handcuffs and I've gotta get em' right away |
| [00:16.633] | Just the little ones that go around the little front paws... |
| [00:20.889] | Or maybe the manacles of 4 that get all 4 paws |
| [00:24.872] | But what a drag I found out my cat was embezzling from me! |
| [00:28.591] | Ya think ya know a cat for 10 years and he pulls something like this |
| [00:32.574] | Found out while I was away. He would go out to the mailbox |
| [00:36.034] | Pick up the checks, take em' down to the bank and cash them... |
| [00:40.017] | Disguised... as me |
| [00:43.998] | He had the little kitty arrow through the head |
| [00:51.169] | And the little kitty bunny ears |
| [00:54.624] | I wouldn't have caught him but I went outside to his house where he sleeps |
| [00:56.753] | And there was about 3000 dollars worth of cat toys out there! |
| [01:03.120] | And you can't return them 'cause they have spit all over em'! |
| [01:11.624] | So now I'm stuck with 3000 dollars worth of cat toys! |
| [01:16.399] | Sure... they're fun... |
| [01:20.385] | Got the little rubber mouse has a bell inside of it |
| [01:28.094] | Boy I hate it when it goes under the sofa... |
| [01:30.217] | Whoa! Gimme that! Gimme that! Gimme... |
| [00:00.000] | zuo ci : Steve Martin |
| [00:00.082] | zuo qu : Steve Martin |
| [00:00.164] | How many people have cats? |
| [00:02.824] | 1, 2, 3, 4... ok 10 |
| [00:05.752] | Let me ask you this... do you trust em'? |
| [00:11.856] | Because I' ve gotta get a pair of cat handcuffs and I' ve gotta get em' right away |
| [00:16.633] | Just the little ones that go around the little front paws... |
| [00:20.889] | Or maybe the manacles of 4 that get all 4 paws |
| [00:24.872] | But what a drag I found out my cat was embezzling from me! |
| [00:28.591] | Ya think ya know a cat for 10 years and he pulls something like this |
| [00:32.574] | Found out while I was away. He would go out to the mailbox |
| [00:36.034] | Pick up the checks, take em' down to the bank and cash them... |
| [00:40.017] | Disguised... as me |
| [00:43.998] | He had the little kitty arrow through the head |
| [00:51.169] | And the little kitty bunny ears |
| [00:54.624] | I wouldn' t have caught him but I went outside to his house where he sleeps |
| [00:56.753] | And there was about 3000 dollars worth of cat toys out there! |
| [01:03.120] | And you can' t return them ' cause they have spit all over em'! |
| [01:11.624] | So now I' m stuck with 3000 dollars worth of cat toys! |
| [01:16.399] | Sure... they' re fun... |
| [01:20.385] | Got the little rubber mouse has a bell inside of it |
| [01:28.094] | Boy I hate it when it goes under the sofa... |
| [01:30.217] | Whoa! Gimme that! Gimme that! Gimme... |
| [00:00.000] | zuò cí : Steve Martin |
| [00:00.082] | zuò qǔ : Steve Martin |
| [00:00.164] | How many people have cats? |
| [00:02.824] | 1, 2, 3, 4... ok 10 |
| [00:05.752] | Let me ask you this... do you trust em'? |
| [00:11.856] | Because I' ve gotta get a pair of cat handcuffs and I' ve gotta get em' right away |
| [00:16.633] | Just the little ones that go around the little front paws... |
| [00:20.889] | Or maybe the manacles of 4 that get all 4 paws |
| [00:24.872] | But what a drag I found out my cat was embezzling from me! |
| [00:28.591] | Ya think ya know a cat for 10 years and he pulls something like this |
| [00:32.574] | Found out while I was away. He would go out to the mailbox |
| [00:36.034] | Pick up the checks, take em' down to the bank and cash them... |
| [00:40.017] | Disguised... as me |
| [00:43.998] | He had the little kitty arrow through the head |
| [00:51.169] | And the little kitty bunny ears |
| [00:54.624] | I wouldn' t have caught him but I went outside to his house where he sleeps |
| [00:56.753] | And there was about 3000 dollars worth of cat toys out there! |
| [01:03.120] | And you can' t return them ' cause they have spit all over em'! |
| [01:11.624] | So now I' m stuck with 3000 dollars worth of cat toys! |
| [01:16.399] | Sure... they' re fun... |
| [01:20.385] | Got the little rubber mouse has a bell inside of it |
| [01:28.094] | Boy I hate it when it goes under the sofa... |
| [01:30.217] | Whoa! Gimme that! Gimme that! Gimme... |
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