[00:00.000] 作词 : Steve Martin
[00:00.082] 作曲 : Steve Martin
[00:00.164]How many people have cats?
[00:02.824]1, 2, 3, 4... ok 10
[00:05.752]Let me ask you this... do you trust em'?
[00:11.856]Because I've gotta get a pair of cat handcuffs and I've gotta get em' right away
[00:16.633]Just the little ones that go around the little front paws...
[00:20.889]Or maybe the manacles of 4 that get all 4 paws
[00:24.872]But what a drag I found out my cat was embezzling from me!
[00:28.591]Ya think ya know a cat for 10 years and he pulls something like this
[00:32.574]Found out while I was away. He would go out to the mailbox
[00:36.034]Pick up the checks, take em' down to the bank and cash them...
[00:40.017]Disguised... as me
[00:43.998]He had the little kitty arrow through the head
[00:51.169]And the little kitty bunny ears
[00:54.624]I wouldn't have caught him but I went outside to his house where he sleeps
[00:56.753]And there was about 3000 dollars worth of cat toys out there!
[01:03.120]And you can't return them 'cause they have spit all over em'!
[01:11.624]So now I'm stuck with 3000 dollars worth of cat toys!
[01:16.399]Sure... they're fun...
[01:20.385]Got the little rubber mouse has a bell inside of it
[01:28.094]Boy I hate it when it goes under the sofa...
[01:30.217]Whoa! Gimme that! Gimme that! Gimme...