| Song | Can't Get It Up |
| Artist | Bilk |
| Album | Chipped Out |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Sol Abrahams | |
| 作曲 : Sol Abrahams | |
| It’s her first time coming round | |
| And I’m getting ready for it now | |
| I’ve just put a film on YouTube | |
| And a little bit of lynx just so I can set the mood | |
| I’m nervous cos we’ve never met | |
| But you can tell it’s on from the flirts in our texts | |
| And then I’m surprised at what happens next | |
| Cos she answers the door with a six pack of becks | |
| And some vodka and a glass | |
| I drink and I drink till I fall on my arse | |
| And we’re both pissed having good times | |
| I start touching her hand she starts touching mine | |
| And it’s cool cos we’ve started kissing | |
| But I can just tell that there’s something missing | |
| And I’m shocked at what happened next | |
| Cos I couldn’t get it up and now I’m so vexed | |
| What a nightmare | |
| I must of drank bare | |
| Too much in my cup | |
| Cos I can’t get it up | |
| I just can’t get it up | |
| Now I’m sat on the edge of my bed I feel sick | |
| She thinks that it’s her so she calls me a prick | |
| Gets up and leaves quick slamming the door | |
| It’s already ****ed might as well drink more | |
| Chances slim mood is dim | |
| I don’t care anyway I think she’s grim | |
| Well I don’t I mean I’m just saying that | |
| So I can try and make myself feel like less of a twat | |
| This night could it get much shitter | |
| Turns out it could as I open my Twitter | |
| Scroll through my phone and what do I see | |
| She’s only gone and wrote a tweet about me | |
| Oh jheez can’t believe I’ve been exposed | |
| I ****ed up big time and everybody knows | |
| I really hope to god that it doesn’t go viral | |
| I’m never ever drinking again and that’s final |
| zuo ci : Sol Abrahams | |
| zuo qu : Sol Abrahams | |
| It' s her first time coming round | |
| And I' m getting ready for it now | |
| I' ve just put a film on YouTube | |
| And a little bit of lynx just so I can set the mood | |
| I' m nervous cos we' ve never met | |
| But you can tell it' s on from the flirts in our texts | |
| And then I' m surprised at what happens next | |
| Cos she answers the door with a six pack of becks | |
| And some vodka and a glass | |
| I drink and I drink till I fall on my arse | |
| And we' re both pissed having good times | |
| I start touching her hand she starts touching mine | |
| And it' s cool cos we' ve started kissing | |
| But I can just tell that there' s something missing | |
| And I' m shocked at what happened next | |
| Cos I couldn' t get it up and now I' m so vexed | |
| What a nightmare | |
| I must of drank bare | |
| Too much in my cup | |
| Cos I can' t get it up | |
| I just can' t get it up | |
| Now I' m sat on the edge of my bed I feel sick | |
| She thinks that it' s her so she calls me a prick | |
| Gets up and leaves quick slamming the door | |
| It' s already ed might as well drink more | |
| Chances slim mood is dim | |
| I don' t care anyway I think she' s grim | |
| Well I don' t I mean I' m just saying that | |
| So I can try and make myself feel like less of a twat | |
| This night could it get much shitter | |
| Turns out it could as I open my Twitter | |
| Scroll through my phone and what do I see | |
| She' s only gone and wrote a tweet about me | |
| Oh jheez can' t believe I' ve been exposed | |
| I ed up big time and everybody knows | |
| I really hope to god that it doesn' t go viral | |
| I' m never ever drinking again and that' s final |
| zuò cí : Sol Abrahams | |
| zuò qǔ : Sol Abrahams | |
| It' s her first time coming round | |
| And I' m getting ready for it now | |
| I' ve just put a film on YouTube | |
| And a little bit of lynx just so I can set the mood | |
| I' m nervous cos we' ve never met | |
| But you can tell it' s on from the flirts in our texts | |
| And then I' m surprised at what happens next | |
| Cos she answers the door with a six pack of becks | |
| And some vodka and a glass | |
| I drink and I drink till I fall on my arse | |
| And we' re both pissed having good times | |
| I start touching her hand she starts touching mine | |
| And it' s cool cos we' ve started kissing | |
| But I can just tell that there' s something missing | |
| And I' m shocked at what happened next | |
| Cos I couldn' t get it up and now I' m so vexed | |
| What a nightmare | |
| I must of drank bare | |
| Too much in my cup | |
| Cos I can' t get it up | |
| I just can' t get it up | |
| Now I' m sat on the edge of my bed I feel sick | |
| She thinks that it' s her so she calls me a prick | |
| Gets up and leaves quick slamming the door | |
| It' s already ed might as well drink more | |
| Chances slim mood is dim | |
| I don' t care anyway I think she' s grim | |
| Well I don' t I mean I' m just saying that | |
| So I can try and make myself feel like less of a twat | |
| This night could it get much shitter | |
| Turns out it could as I open my Twitter | |
| Scroll through my phone and what do I see | |
| She' s only gone and wrote a tweet about me | |
| Oh jheez can' t believe I' ve been exposed | |
| I ed up big time and everybody knows | |
| I really hope to god that it doesn' t go viral | |
| I' m never ever drinking again and that' s final |