| I drink, I get drunk and fall on my face | |
| All my friends tell me | |
| I'm a basket case | |
| I drink, I get drunk and fall on my face | |
| I got so drunk | |
| I don't remember what happened | |
| But everybody said | |
| I had a real good time | |
| I drink, I get drunk and fall on my face | |
| All my friends tell me | |
| I'm a basket case | |
| I drink, I get drunk and fall on my face | |
| Went to a bar | |
| I met a guy, he bought me white | |
| RussiansI puked outside in the parking lot | |
| While he tried to kiss me | |
| Seein' blurry | |
| Talkin' slurry | |
| Feelin' queasy | |
| This is sleazy | |
| I drink, I get drunk and fall on my face | |
| All my friends tell me | |
| I'm a basket case | |
| I drink, I get drunk and fall on my face | |
| I went for drinks in | |
| HollywoodCame to somewhere in | |
| HawthorneBroke up a bush, drove into a tree | |
| And rolled down a hill with my mouth wide open | |
| Seein' blurry | |
| Talkin' slurry | |
| Feelin' queasy | |
| This is sleazy |