I drink, I get drunk and fall on my face
All my friends tell me 
I'm a basket case
I drink, I get drunk and fall on my face
I got so drunk
I don't remember what happened
But everybody said
I had a real good time
I drink, I get drunk and fall on my face
All my friends tell me 
I'm a basket case
I drink, I get drunk and fall on my face
Went to a bar
I met a guy, he bought me white 
RussiansI puked outside in the parking lot
While he tried to kiss me
Seein' blurry
Talkin' slurry
Feelin' queasy
This is sleazy
I drink, I get drunk and fall on my face
All my friends tell me 
I'm a basket case
I drink, I get drunk and fall on my face
I went for drinks in 
HollywoodCame to somewhere in 
HawthorneBroke up a bush, drove into a tree
And rolled down a hill with my mouth wide open
Seein' blurry
Talkin' slurry
Feelin' queasy
This is sleazy