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Ho Ho Ho Ho! |
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There ain't nothing more depressing than a pine tree |
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Gussied up candy canes and balls |
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Those carolers have kept me up for hours |
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It's Merry Christmas seeping through my walls |
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Now I'm no wiccan commie or nothing |
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But there's one damn holiday that I can't stand |
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It ain't Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools |
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But it'll surely make a fool out of every man |
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HA |
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If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas |
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You know where to stick those jingle bells |
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If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah |
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And all you motherfuckers go to hell |
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If I ain't cockeyed then it Kwanzaa |
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Joy to the world and jack and coke |
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If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas |
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Cause I never anything but broke |
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Now every year the malls are just a madhouse |
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Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles |
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Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit |
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And those colored lights are fucking infantile |
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I think we collectively as the people |
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Should rise against this corporate jolly noise |
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And tell the world: |
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"Let's buy some piece and quiet for a change" |
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Before we spend it all on fucking toys. |
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HA |
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So if I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas |
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You know where to stick those jingle bells |
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If I ain't hammered it ain't hanukkah |
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Fa la la la la go fuck yourself! |
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If I ain't cockeyed it ain't Kwanzaa |
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Joy to the world of getting stoned |
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If I ain't drunk then it ain't Christmas |
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So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone. |
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HA |
